Chapter 5: Kittens
The kitten ate at least five spiced barbecues, a powerful dose of drugs, enough for five beasts to sleep for three days, but this kitten, which weighed no more than three pounds, woke up on its own in less than half a column of incense, and the drug resistance was appalling. Tang Chen was glad that he had tied it up first, otherwise, even if the kitten didn't show obvious aggression, just with its super speed of stealing food, Tang Chen would definitely have nothing to do with it.
"Meow!"
The kitten was still barking, its big eyes looking at Tang Chen from time to time, and its cry was full of begging for mercy. It lay there pitifully, looking cute and helpless, and people couldn't help but feel sorry.
Tang Chen ignored the kitten and continued to eat without distraction.
When enjoying a good meal, especially a rare meal, pay attention to sincerity and concentration.
"Meow!"
The kitten's barking is faster.
Tang Chen turned his head impatiently, and the kitten immediately shut up, but once Tang Chen ignored it and continued to eat meat, the kitten's meow would sound again. Gradually, Tang Chen found that the timing of the kitten's call coincided with his own chewing rhythm.
Don't......
In order to verify his conjecture, after roasting a batch of rabbit meat again, Tang Chen did not rush to skewer the raw meat, but turned around and munched in front of the kitten. Sure enough, the cat began to bark again, and Tang Chen even found that when he swallowed, the little guy's throat moved, as if he was swallowing saliva.
"Haha, it turns out that he is also a foodie!" Tang Chen clapped his hands and laughed, "No wonder you dare to take food from your brother!"
"Meow!"
Tang Chen stood up and walked towards the kitten with a dinner plate, the kitten wanted to shrink back uneasily, but where could he hide, and he was soon approached. Tang Chen squatted down in front of the kitten, picked up a roasted rabbit strip with chopsticks, and shook it at the kitten.
"Want to eat?"
"Meow!"
The chopsticks moved closer to the kitten, seeing that they were about to reach their mouths, and slowly retracted them, Tang Chen smiled evilly: "I have eaten so much, and I still want to eat?"
"Meow!" the kitten meowed even quieter.
Tang Chen looked at the kitten with interest.
This guy holds a grudge, the kitten caused him to eat eight pieces of grass rabbit meat, this beam is not light, and he has been thinking about how to clean up this little guy when he was eating just now. The problem is that the enemy is too small and well-behaved and cute, and the corporal punishment is afraid of breaking it, and the execution cannot be carried out, and it is against the principle of not taking revenge.
I was struggling with it, but I found out that it was a foodie.
Here's your chance for revenge!
"For everyone's sake, I'll give you a chance. Someone smiled at the meat without smiling, put the meat back in front of the kitten, and said in a tempting tone: "If you want to eat meat, you have to show sincerity, this is a grass rabbit, and it is roasted by myself, how can one call is enough? At least you have to call three times in a row, so that my brother can dissipate his anger, and my brother is happy, maybe I will reward you with this piece of meat!"
As a foodie, I know very well that the biggest regret of foodies is that they are not blessed to enjoy the delicious food.
The kitten will basically close its mouth when it barks, and it rarely barks twice in a row, and since it wakes up to now, it has not barked three times in a row. The kitten can't understand human words, Tang Chen's promise, naturally he will not lose money, he is purely teasing the cat, his character is despicable, and his heart is dark, which can be seen.
Thinking of the kitten's extremely disappointed expression in the future, Tang Chen couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Hurry up, time is limited. ”
"Come on, come on......"
"Meow meow!"
The smile on Tang Chen's face suddenly froze, and it took him a long time to react.
It must be a hallucination!
"Come on, shout three times in a row, and this piece of meat will be yours. It's too little, and you'll get both of them, as long as you ......."
"Meow meow!"
Tang Chen was stunned, this time he heard it very clearly, no more, no less, just three times.
The chopsticks finally reached the kitten's mouth.
The kitten opened its mouth, took a bite of the fragrant rabbit meat, cooperated with its tied front paws, and ate it beautifully, biting while glancing at Tang Chen with its eyes from time to time, and letting out a low whine from its throat. Tang Chen had had a cat before, and he knew that this was a warning from the kitten to him, which meant not to grab food.
Tang Chen was angry.
"If you want to pay the bill, you can't eat a bite!"
It is undeniable that Tang Chen has many shortcomings, he never wants to be a good person, he thinks that good people are usually not rewarded, but he also has his own principles and bottom line, one of which is very important: keep his promises. Keeping promises is a virtue. Even if the other party is just a cat, even if he loses the cherished food, even if he firmly believes that it is pure coincidence that the kitten won the right to eat meat, but a promise is a promise, and he is willing to gamble and lose.
The kitten quickly finished eating two pieces of meat, and the little pink tongue licked its mouth, and it was still unsatisfied.
"Still want to eat?"
The beautiful triangular ears immediately stood up, and the kitten suddenly came to the spirit: "Meow!"
Tang Chen pointed to the plate containing raw meat.
"There are still some there, we can continue the game like just now, the old rules, you win once, give you a piece of meat, brother is also responsible for barbecue, quality assurance, can you come?"
Cats usually eat raw meat, but kittens only take cooked food, which makes Tang Chen greatly appreciate it, thinking that it is very tasteful.
"Meow!"
Tang Chen didn't believe in evil, and the result was that all the rabbits were lost.
The kitten looked innocent, and Tang Chen wanted to cry without tears.
"Meow!"
The cat called softly, its eyes kept moving between Tang Chen and the meat strips, and it licked its lips lightly, as if urging Tang Chen to hurry up and start roasting. A certain foodie's face turned pale, and he snorted coldly, "Maybe we can make another deal...... You're my captive, barbecue for freedom, how about it?"
After some painstaking negotiations, the two foodies finally came to an agreement.
The kitten is free, and the rest of the roast is half each.
After reaching an agreement, Tang Chen happily untied the cat: "Stealing food is immoral, you are young and ignorant, let you go today." ”
"Meow. ”
After getting out, the kitten quickly jumped to the other side of the fire, keeping a distance of a few meters from Tang Chen, obviously afraid of the person who had tied it, but it didn't leave there, waiting for Tang Chen to fulfill his promise. Tang Chen didn't think it was wrong, he knew that cats were arrogant by nature, and it was difficult to get close to them before they were unfamiliar, just now they designed to catch the kitten, and they had been tied up for so long, it was not surprising that the kitten behaved like this.
The smell of meat is getting stronger and stronger, the cat squatting on the ground, its little head slightly raised, its pink nose can't help moving, its eyes are squinted, and it looks extremely intoxicated. After the meat was cooked, Tang Chen took out another dinner plate, divided the meat strips into two plates, and reached out to point to one of the plates. In the blink of an eye, the meat on the plate was gone, and the kitten remained in place, as if it had never left, except for an extra piece of meat in its mouth.
"It's so fast! It's too condescending for you not to be a thief!" Tang Chen sighed.
He kept his eyes open, but he still couldn't catch the kitten's movements.
As the skewers of meat were cooked, the kitten's guard gradually let go.
After it got the meat, it no longer ran to the distance, but chose to use it beautifully next to the dinner plate, and while waiting for the barbecue, it walked around Tang Chen with elegant steps. In the end, the kitten, who was getting bolder and bolder, even rubbed around Tang Chen's legs, making a slight "whirring" sound in his throat from time to time, and he was actually showing favor to Tang Chen.
A man and a cat, who were previously incompatible, sat around the fire in perfect harmony to share food.
There's nothing in the world that can't be solved with a barbecue.
If there is, then two.
After eating the last two rabbit strips, the kitten lay down in front of the empty dinner plate, and its little belly was rounded. When it was sure that there would be no more food, it got up in disappointment and left, disappearing into the darkness.