At this time, a melodious bell rang outside the mountain gate, and as soon as the eighty-one bells stopped, the old eunuch who was more than fifty years old slowly walked into the hall, this eunuch was thin and tall, and his face was smeared with a lot of carmine powder, looking like a dead lady. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info He wears an inner envoy hat, wearing a red sticker, an earthy yellow rag (similar to a handkerchief, not a rag for hygiene, the eunuchs and civil officials in the early Ming Dynasty are basically the same, the main difference is that the eunuchs have rags, and the ministers do not) Half of it is in the right sticker, and most of it is hanging outside. An oily green dragon suit, a black rhino belt, a seven-inch silver-inlaid sharkskin knife hung on the left banner, and soft boots with soapskin soles. The left hand raised the holy decree in his hand, and the right hand shook it with the twisting pace, and the four little eunuchs behind him followed him into the main hall.

"The leader is Grandpa Qi? Walking with a fucking twisted ass, Thai ladyboys are so virtuous, right? Those little eunuchs are really fun, these two are twins? That big man, hey, is taller than me. Look at the little eunuch at the end, a handsome little guy who was white and tender, and he became a eunuch at the age of thirteen or fourteen? It's a pity, it's a pity. Yang Zixu pursed his mouth and looked at a few of them carefully.

Gonggong Qi looked around the hall, saw Zhang Zhenren as the leader, and hurriedly walked over with a smile in his eyes, and said to Zhang Zhenren: "Zhang Zhenren, the emperor has repeatedly told me that I will definitely see you this time." I thought that if I didn't see you this time, the poison of this high king might not be cured, but I didn't expect to see you that night. ”

Zhang Zhenren smiled and said, "Father-in-law Qi has been tired all the way, how can I let the angel wait for a long time." I, the Wudang Sect, have a small and simple view, so I'm afraid that I will neglect you. ”

Father-in-law Qi smiled, and the wrinkles on his face squeezed the rouge straight away, "Where is it, where is it! This Wudang Mountain is really a Fudong Immortal Mountain, which really opened my eyes to the junior official." ”

Zhang Zhenren smiled and said, "That's good, Father-in-law Qi, let's do business first, and then sit down and talk slowly." ”

"Well, yes, yes. Father-in-law Qi said, walked to the front of the main hall with the holy decree, and read aloud to the Wudang crowd: "Wudang sent Zhang Sanfeng and Zhang Zhenren to receive the decree." ”

Zhang Zhenren hurriedly performed the immeasurable Buddha salute with his right hand, put his left hand on his right hand, bowed slightly to show respect, and the other seven Taoist masters also bowed. Yang Zixu looked at the dark and said: This dare is good, when the old Tao doesn't have to kneel, I also salute like this, he just wanted to paint the tiger according to the cat, he felt that his legs were numb in the Yin Valley acupoint, and he knelt on the ground with fluttering, and then, the back to the Yang acupoint, the Shendao acupoint, and the jade pillow acupoint were hit one after another, and his head fell directly to the ground. He looked at Zhang Zhenren sideways, only to see Zhang Zhenren lowering his head, grimacing at him, and grinning. He sighed to himself, how can this old man be as knowledgeable as a child like me, see how I will take revenge on you later, hum.

"On the orders of heaven, the emperor summoned and said: I have deeply felt the destiny of heaven for several days, and dreamed that the Emperor Zhenwu and I preached to solve my doubts. In order to thank the heavens, the household department was ordered to allocate 3 million taels of silver, and the Ministry of Industry summoned 3,000 craftsmen to start building the Wudang Mountain Gate on the third day of March next year, in order to repay the grace of the Emperor of Heaven. In addition, Shen Wansan, a disciple of Zhang Xianshi, held a banquet on Chinese New Year's Eve to enjoy the night view of Nanjing with Shu, and hereby invited Zhang Xianshi to go together, wishing that Zhang Xianshi could really come and be lucky. After reading it, Gonggong Qi closed the holy decree and handed it to Daoist Zhang Baixi.

Gong Qi said with a smile: "Zhang Zhenren, on Chinese New Year's Eve, you must come to Nanjing for a banquet." ”

"This, there are a lot of vulgar things, I'm afraid there is no time。。。。。 Zhang Zhenren shirked and said, but he didn't expect Yang Zixu to interrupt him loudly, "Lord Qi, you go back and tell the emperor to put a hundred hearts, Zhang Zhenren will definitely go." ”

"Zixu, Hugh is messing around. Zhang Sanfeng turned around and scolded him.

"Who is this young man?" asked Father-in-law Qi.

"Let the angel laugh, this is my grandson, ready for him to inherit my mantle. Zhang Zhenren stroked the back of his head and replied.

"Sure enough, it's a talent, a young talent. Zhang Zhenren, on Chinese New Year's Eve, you must bring him, the emperor is happy, and he will definitely be able to give a reward. Father-in-law Qi said with a smile.

"Well said, well said. Father-in-law Qi, let's talk in the room, Zixu, you and Yiwen Yinian are good at entertaining the four little fathers-in-law. Zhang Zhenren said, and accompanied Father-in-law Qi to the side room with the seven Taoist masters.

Yang Zixu turned around and looked at the four little eunuchs again, at this time he was chatting with Yiwen Yinian in the courtyard, and Yiqing also changed into a robe and chatted with them.

The four little eunuchs were dressed similarly to Father-in-law Qi, except that their clothes were earthy brown clothes. Yang Zixu ran to them and said, "Four fathers-in-law, my name is Yang Zixu, please ask your father-in-law's name?"

The burliest man said, "My name is Xu Biao." ”

Hey, it's a pity to be such a big man and become a eunuch. Yang Zixu sighed secretly.

"My name is Li Wen, his name is Li Wu, and we are twin brothers. A little eunuch dragged the person with a similar face to him and said.

This Li family is dead, hey. Yang Zixu covered his forehead with his hand, and couldn't help but sigh again.

The last eunuch, with a white face and a thin body, looked up at the sky and ignored him.

Yiqing looked at him and said angrily: "A little eunuch is so crazy." Brother Yang, let's talk and ignore him. ”

Hey, this little eunuch is still a dick enough, grandma drops, see how I treat him. So Yang Zixu said to a few eunuchs, "Let me tell you a story about my friend." Looking at the expectant eyes of several eunuchs, he continued: "When I was a child, I had a playmate in my hometown, who was extremely ugly, with a big nose and a shriveled mouth; The most terrible thing is that once he went to someone else's house to steal a donkey, and was kicked in the head by a donkey, and since then his brain has fallen into disability, and he doesn't even know what his name is。。。。。。 ”

"You。。。。。。 The little eunuch clenched his fists suddenly, his face flushed with anger, and said, "My name is Nanping." ”

"Nanping, this is a nice name. I went on to say, and later, this friend of mine went to the palace to become a eunuch. When Yang Zixu said this, he stopped talking.

"What's next?" Nan Ping asked curiously.

Yang Zixu slapped his hands vigorously and said, "There is no more below." “

"Why is it that just being a eunuch is over, there is no bottom. Nanping continued to ask. Leaned back and closed his face when he smelled and smiled, Yiqing's face was blushing, and he turned sideways to listen to it, but Xu Biao and the other three lowered their heads in shame and were silent.

"Because I became a eunuch, there was no bottom。。。。。 Yang Zixu hugged his hands and said with a wicked smile. The more Nanping didn't understand, the more lewd Yang Zixu laughed。。。。。。。

Nanping was about to ask, but Li Wen hurriedly stopped him and whispered a few words in his ear. I saw Nan Ping's face flush to his neck, and he snorted and said, "I didn't expect that Wudang's famous and decent family would also produce a disciple like you." ”

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, Brother Nanping. Yang Zixu walked to the middle of everyone, held up his hands, pointed to a circle of people and said: "We are all 'men', tell a joke, just make a joke, how can I become a disciple." Besides, I'm not a Taoist priest of this Wudang sect. You humiliate me, please don't humiliate the Wudang faction. Yang Zixu deliberately said the word man very loudly, which made these little eunuchs embarrassed. (At this moment, Yiqing is already dressed as a Taoist priest, and if she doesn't say it, outsiders don't know that she is a woman)

"Okay, it's easy to say that you're not a disciple of the Wudang Sect. I have heard that Zhang Zhenren's martial arts are the best in the world, and his precious grandson should not be far behind. Today, you and I will learn from each other. Nanping ignored the obstruction of the three people and challenged him.

Yang Zixu saw that such a little eunuch was going to do it with himself, and it was not enough to catch it, so he said: "It's okay to learn, but it's good to have a little color." ”

Yang Zixu looked Nanping up and down for a while, only to see a three-foot long knife with a black scabbard on his waist, inlaid with ruby, green pine, agate and other gemstones, and the sterling silver gilt sheath was engraved with several dragons. So there was a gleam in his eyes, and he said, "If you lose, give me this knife in your waist." ”