The obscene old man picked up the straw sandals and pointed to Ping An and said,

"Your current state is called "spirit body"! It is a special state that can only be condensed and formed in order to reach the holy realm, and ordinary saints will never be born unless they have to! But you are good, not only were you born, but you also wandered around, do you know that this spirit body of the sage is a great tonic for many martial artists who have encountered a bottleneck in their cultivation!

Just like you, a doll who hasn't cultivated to protect the body, it's not looking for death, what is it!"

The Sage, the Fart Sage, he is not even a warrior who forges bones, and he can go to the heavens, but he doesn't believe it!

But at this moment, you can't be exposed, what you old lewd think, that's it! Anyway, you don't suffer.

Ping An thought so in his heart, but he still had to look good on his face, if he found out, it would be a big trouble.

Listen, this old obscene explanation, then say that he is now a spirit, according to what he said, he will not die at any time, if he goes out, and then goes shopping, he is discovered by others, and he is caught and practiced a big tonic, this is not a death in vain!

Ping'an's head turned around, since this old man is obscene, he can speak well, there must be a way, and flatter him again, get the way to save him, and then find a way to smear oil on the soles of his feet!

Ping'an pretended to be panicked, and lay on the stone table excitedly, shouting, "Senior, you want to save me."

The old man was quite proud, he said this, he wanted this effect, otherwise how could he dig this kid from under the old king's eight doors, this kid is a genius, obedient, sanctified at the age of seventeen! I have waited for so many years, and finally I have waited for a satisfactory one, and I have to catch everything I say!

However, I still have to walk this kid again, polish his arrogance, a peerless Tianjiao must have his arrogance, it is so easy to make him change the court?

"Boy, it's not an old man, I won't save you! I really want to send you back to the body, it's really not an easy task!"

Ping An looked at this old lewdness, stroked his beard, and looked embarrassed, and thought in his heart, is it really that difficult?

The old man looked, hehe, he was not deeply involved in the world! It seems that the time has come.

"Boy, you are neither a descendant of the old man, nor an apprentice of the old man, you and I meet in the water, why does the old man help you?" The old man slanted an old eye, looking at Ping An with a helpless expression, and said slowly,

Ping'an can't look down on the most, this kind of people, what can't be said clearly, the whole self is confused! This is not nonsense, his own master who doesn't care about things, didn't he just say it, as for his own Lao Tzu's words, he doesn't even know himself, so what does it matter, but look at this old obscene appearance, this matter is still back, I really don't understand!

"Senior, that kid, what should I do, my seniors will help the kid!" Ping An said,

When the old man heard this, he knew that it was almost done, and this kid really let himself be bluffed, and his heart was overjoyed!

"Little doll, don't say it, the old man cheats you, the old man sees that you have good talent, are you willing to switch to my disciple?" The old man opened his eyes indifferently and said, It seems that he has many disciples, and there are not many more of him, and there are many of them less.

A simple routine bluffed the peace,

Ping An also understands at this moment, it turns out that this old lewd man wants to be his apprentice himself, and he has been the old man's apprentice for a few months, but now he can't tolerate Ping An to choose, he really can't help himself, and his life can't help himself! To tell the truth, if you compare this old lewd with the old man, Ping An would rather choose the old man who doesn't teach anything, at least the old man himself is still eye-catching, unlike this old man who is disrespectful to the old man and has an obscene face! Even if he is unwilling in his heart, he can only accept his fate!

Ping An twisted his expression, and said with an embarrassed look, "Senior, the kid already has a master, and at this moment, I want the kid to change you to be a master, isn't it unkind and unjust!"

The performance of these two people is really a scheming drama, you come and go, each showing his ability, but Ping An is still a little immature, and he lacks some experience in the rivers and lakes, and his performance at the moment has long been regarded as dead by the sloppy old man in front of him!

The old man indifferently buttoned up the missing shoe's shoe, and said indifferently,

'Boy, if you don't want to, that's it, the old man will let you fend for yourself."

Ping An is anxious! He scolded in his heart, you old obscene, old Wang Ba, Lao Tzu didn't dislike you, you disliked Lao Tzu coming, and you didn't look at what you looked like, I'm sorry!

Poof!

Ping An knelt down and shouted, "The master is above, and the apprentice will bow down!"

Ping An asked himself if he was not so hard, or if his life was important!

Hehe, it's here, it's still in the hands of the old man, the second child, you are an old king, and finally the old man was cornered, that Mo Huaibei, Lao Tzu said it badly, you didn't let it, when it arrived, you were killed by yourself, and now this kid belongs to Lao Tzu!

The old man shook his beard, very proud, but he pretended to be an indifferent worldly master, and looked at the young man kneeling on the ground with satisfaction.

Ping'an doesn't know, what is this old lewd being proud of, what kind of big-tailed wolf is pretending, there are only two people here, no! I am not even a human being now, at most he is a spirit! Who doesn't know what kind of virtue he is, that little yellow book is still in his arms, pretending! Pretending to be a ball! You old Wang Ba!

Although Ping An worshiped the teacher, but there was no trace of respect for the teacher in his heart, he was forced to be helpless, so how can he talk about the master and apprentice!

Don't think that Lao Tzu can't cure you, wait until Lao Tzu goes back!

"Okay, good, good, boy, from now on, you will be my Li Taibai's apprentice!" The old man Ta pulled the pair of rotten straw sandals and shook his body, the dirty clothes, raised a layer of dust, and said with a laugh,

Ping An was really stunned by the name of this sloppy old man, Li Taibai, Li Taibai of the ball, really trampled on this name, the shit is too white!

"Master, the apprentice is now in prison, may I ask what is the master's way to save him?" Ping An took the opportunity to bring up the way to save himself,

The sloppy old man, frowning slightly, is still an apprentice who is set up, not very reliable, but whatever, anyway, this kid worships himself as a teacher, and the second bastard can be regarded as a plant!

"Apprentice, I don't know for the teacher, what is your name, tell the teacher!"

Ping'an said casually, "The disciple is called Ping'an!"

Li Taibai couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard this name, and secretly said in his heart, this name, this can also be taken by that old Wang Ba! It's really too mediocre! Shaking his head at Ping'an and saying, "Uh, this name is not good, who gave it to you!" Li Taibai, I know it in my heart, but I still have to ask again, and laugh at it again and again, the writing style of the second child of the ancient building that day!

Ping An didn't hide it, he told the truth, and sure enough, the old man laughed again! The laughter was extremely rampant, what a bullshit name!

And far away in Tiangulou Tianlao Lake, the old man who was fishing with a jade bamboo pole sneezed a few times in a row, scaring away a lot of fish.

Alas, it's that dirty king again, scolding me! The top masters in the world already have a special sense of the general trend of heaven and earth, and their own cause and effect, and the only one who can make him feel such a reaction in this world is the old man who is obscene, the old man smiled bitterly, and continued to catch fish,

"Boy, since you have entered my door, you should change the name attached to my door, uh, so let's do it, the old man will give you a name"

Li Taibai shook his beard and said,

Ping'an was helpless in his heart, why did he rush to name people, come on, he had to change his name again! It's not for the sake of being able to live, the ghost is taking care of you as an old lewd!

Li Taibai thought for a moment, his eyes lit up, he raised his big footboard, stepped on the stone table, stretched out his finger to point at Ping'an, and shouted, "Boy, you are blessed, the old man has given you an earth-shattering, peerless name for ancient and modern!"

When he saw Ping'an, he shouted in his heart, it's over! Isn't this scene the scene when he named Xu Wangba! Even the lines are almost the same, and the tears of Ping'an are about to flow, if it can flow at this moment, this must be a name that is even uglier than Ping'an! Ping'an lowered his head, closed his eyes, and accepted this fact!

"Boy, you will be called "Li Buer" in the future!