14. Rub your legs and rub your legs

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In the end, I even burst into tears.

I'm so angry that I can't fly a phoenix.

After only a few moments, only the last steamed bun was left on the stick.

I'm in a hurry.

Feng Feifei looked at the steamed bun directly, and said in his heart: "If you are embarrassed not to leave one for Miss Ben, Miss Ben will ...... in the future."

Before she could figure out what to do next, Jian Thirty actually put the steamed bun to her ear, as if she wanted to listen to its heart, and then, in a tone full of pity, gentleness, and consultation, she said slowly: "Hey, hey, what? Brother Mantou, what did you just say? Oh, you said you were roasted very badly." You want me to put you down and get some air. Well, now that your companion has filled my belly, it's time to show up my manly and fearless dedication and let you wander through the woods. ”

As he spoke, he picked up the steamed bun and threw it away.

Of course, Feng Feifei wanted to stop him from doing such a stupid act.

She opened her arms and stopped in front of Wen Zhuyuan, her eyes widened, and she scolded loudly: "Hey, hey, stinky man, what are you going to do?"

Wen Zhuyuan looked at her, then looked at the steamed bun, and said with a very reasonable look: "What are you doing?" Of course, let the steamed bun brother go out to yoke." ”

Speaking of this, he raised his head, suddenly smiled, shook the steamed bun at her, and said, "What? Do you want to eat? If you want to eat, open your mouth early, I thought that your daughter didn't like to eat it, so I wanted to eat it all, and I was infamous for not being manly." ”

Feng Feifei didn't know if he was hungry or afraid that he would really throw away the steamed buns.

Hearing them say this, they didn't refute it for the first time, but just pouted, looking like they were about to cry, and said, "Listening to what you just said, I thought you wouldn't give me food." ”

Wen Zhuyuan smiled and said, "What do you mean? If you really want to eat it, I'll sell you this steamed bun, for the sake of the fate of our acquaintance, it's a big deal to count you cheaper. ”

Feng Feifei jumped up all of a sudden, and said, "What?sell?!"

Haven't you heard of the saying that there is no such thing as a free lunch?"

Feng Feifei muttered, "I've heard it." ”

Wen stopped and said: "Since you have heard it, then pay for it." Unless you don't want to eat. If you don't want to eat it, then I'll throw it away, and don't regret it. ”

Feng Feifei hurriedly said: "If you want to eat, I can buy it, but I don't have any money now." ”

Wen Zhuyuan touched the scar on his neck, squinted at her, and pretended to be surprised: "No, you are a dignified young lady, you have no money, don't laugh." What's that...... Even if you don't have any money, your brother Ye seems to be very rich. ”

Feng Feifei said: "I was originally rich, but now I don't have money." Moreover, Brother Ye has money, that's his business, and I don't want his money. ”

Wen Zhuyuan clapped his hands, gave her a thumbs up, and said loudly: "Okay, ambitious! Responsible!! Since you have no money, and you don't want to spend your Brother Ye's money, then, as a friend, oh, no, no, I think, you won't admit that I'm your friend, and I won't be my friend." Because if I admit that I am your friend, I will be embarrassed to accept your money -- as a person with whom I have dealt with several times, I can show you the way, that is, you can think of the Fa to make money, and no one is born rich......

As a result, before he finished his words, Feng Feifei was unhappy.

She glared, looked at Feng Feifei, and said in a deep voice: "Hmph, our family has a lot of money." My dad is the only girl like me, so my dad's money is my money. Since I'm already so rich, why should I make my own money, you're not sick in the head. ”

Wen stopped and said: "Since you are so rich, then you can use the money to buy my steamed buns." ”

Feng Feifei shook his head and said, "But I don't have it now." ”

Wen stopped and said, "That's it." Even if you have a lot of money at home, you can't take it out to buy steamed buns to eat. Didn't you say it all in "Jianghu Experience", rely on your parents at home and rely on yourself when you go out. Since you want to eat, you have to take money, and since you don't have money, you have to think of ways to make money. If you can't make money, you deserve to be hungry. Don't you say, big girl?"

Feng Feifei said: "Why do you go out on your own? No, how do I remember that "Jianghu Experience" said that I went out to rely on friends?"

Wen stopped and said, "Then are you and I friends?"

Feng Feifei said: "No. ”

Wen stopped and said: "Then you still have to rely on yourself?"

Feng Feifei seemed to be stunned by him, and seemed to not understand his words, scratched the back of his head, and pouted: "But, even if I want to make money on my own and with my own hands now, how can I make money in this barren mountains and mountains, ancient trees and deep forests?"

Then, as if she suddenly remembered something, she showed a flattering smile at Wen Zhuyuan, and said like a fellow practitioner: "Hey, listening to you just now, you seem to be also a lover of the book "Jianghu Experience", so for everyone's sake as a reader of "Jianghu Experience", can you let me eat the steamed bun first? It's a big deal, I'll write you an IOU first." The number is as you like. In the future, with the IOU, you can go to any bank in our name and ask for the corresponding gold baht and silver coins, do you think it will work?"

Wen Zhiyuan touched the scar on his neck, smiled, and said: "Oh, I actually came up with such a cross-era method for you to make a white stripe, there is progress and progress, it is really progress." It seems that you are not brainless, but you are just unwilling to use your brains. ”

Feng Feifei looked at him and said loudly, "Hey, don't you stop sneering at me, okay? To tell you the truth, I've had enough of you." Now, okay, or no?"

Wen Zhuyuan thought about it, touched the scar on his neck, and said, "Okay, or not, this is a philosophical question." In that case, then I'll do a good deed to help you for the sake of money. ”

Speaking of this, he leaned over the tree, stretched his right leg forward, stretched out in front of Feng Feifei, pointed, and said in a deep voice: "Ah, I'm a little tired now, what about you, now you can earn money with your own hands." Come here, rub Uncle Ben's legs. ”

As soon as he heard this, Feng Feifei laughed as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world, and said, "What? You actually asked Miss Ben to rub your legs for you?"

Wen stopped and said, "What?

Feng Feifei looked at the last golden steamed bun on the wooden stick, swallowed hard, and then, softened, muttered: "Rub your legs, rub your legs, what's the big deal!"