Chapter 5 Asian Warrior Newspaper
In the end, Shen Ye walked back to the hotel very weakly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
At this time, I found that Liang Tianwang, Mo Qianxing, and Ugly Niu Venerable were all reading the newspaper.
The Seven Killing Demon Lord and the Heavenly Dragon Zen Master are not there.
Mo Qianxing saw Shen Ye, and couldn't help but squeeze his eyes: "Hey, isn't this a fellow disciple of the Air Venerable Feng Kármen?" ”
Shen Ye couldn't help but be stunned, and a rather bad feeling rose in his heart: "What did you say?"
Mo Qianxing raised the newspaper in his hand: "Don't pretend, you are on the newspaper." ”
took the newspaper and looked up at it in the night.
What is this Asian Warrior Newspaper.
What the hell is written on it.
"Today, competitors from many countries have arrived at Maggi Island in the Maldives. And we were on the island and interviewed a lot of the heavyweights who were about to compete. We had a reporter interview with India's first Venerable Shiva, and we asked India what it thinks about the Asian Games for warriors. Shiva said with certainty that India has always been the strongest among Asian warriors, and they will definitely get the first place and qualify. ”
Then, on this issue, we interviewed Liang Tianwang, the first Venerable of China, and Albert Einstein, the first Venerable of Israel. How do they feel about this? In an interview, His Holiness the First Venerable of Israel said that India is a very powerful country, and its military strength is stronger than its military strength, and it is one of the traditional powers in Asia. However, Israel is not a dry meal, they came to the Warrior Asian Games, and they also came to win the first place. They are also the first to point the fingers. ”
"And the first Venerable Liang Tianwang in Huaxia is worthy of being a person who has cultivated the Great Dream True Sutra. When the reporter asked this sentence, he fell asleep. This makes us have to worry about Huaxia. Liang Tianwang has had the past experience of falling asleep directly during the critical period of the Warrior Asian Games. This time in the Warrior Asian Games, he won't still fall asleep at a critical moment. ”
Well, this one is quite normal.
However, what the hell did Liang Tianwang fall asleep at the Warrior Asian Games?
This is the most important battle to qualify!
Is it possible to fall asleep for such an important thing?
Shen Ye looked at Venerable Ugly Bull suspiciously.
Venerable Ugly Bull nodded affirmatively, his eyes were full of tears at this time.
He could only say that there were only two Tianzun in Huaxia in the past. And Liang Tianwang, the Tianzun, is obviously super strong, but he dozes off when he has nothing to doze, and drops the chain at a critical moment, if you use the current Internet buzzword, it is the baby's heart, but the baby doesn't say.
Shen Ye also wanted to see what Liang Tianwang looked like now, but found that Liang Tianwang was still holding a newspaper on the surface, but in fact he had fallen asleep.
I have to take it!
However, this report is quite serious.
Read on.
According to this reporter's interview, the second Venerable of Israel, Venerable Air Venerable von Kármen, and the fourth Venerable Venerable of Huaxia, Venerable Shen Ye, are very familiar with each other. After an interview with a reporter from this newspaper, I learned that these two people did not know each other before, but they hit it off at first sight. According to von Kármán, he did his old mistake again, using the air to form the wind and spinning the skirts of girls on the beach. found that Shen Ye was also a fellow believer. ”
"Shen Ye, the Venerable Slashing Venerable, has always given people a young, sunny, and positive description. I didn't expect that there was such a hobby in the dark, and he was the same as the Air Venerable von Kármán. However, it can also be imagined. After all, Lei Zhen, the wife of the Venerable Slashing Venerable, has always been very much like a little girl who has not grown up. ”
The corners of Shen Ye's mouth twisted, his eyebrows locked in one place, and he said angrily: "Tell me about the headquarters of the Asian Martial Artist Daily, I want to demolish the Asian Martial Artist Daily!"
"The Asian Warrior Newspaper is very undisciplined. Their headquarters are in the United States imperialism. To put it simply, we are supported by the US imperialists, and they will hack us if they have nothing to do. Venerable Ugly Bull shrugged: "So if you want to demolish their headquarters, you can't demolish it." However, your reputation stinks a lot. Later, he was regarded as an obscene person like the Venerable Air von Kármán. It is estimated that you can't soak any girls on Maggi Island. ”
"I don't think I said that I want to be a girl on Migi Island. We're here to get down to business. "Shen Ye felt powerless!!
After a while, Lei Zhen made a phone call.
The phone rang.
Lei Zhen on the other end of the phone, smiling, laughing like a silver bell, came through the mobile phone.
Shen Ye was laughed inexplicably: "What's wrong with you? ”
"Nothing, nothing, just laughing and my stomach hurts. I just saw a wonderful newspaper, it is said that the Venerable Shen Da, who has always had a positive image, was revealed to have similar hobbies to the obscene and perverted Venerable Air Venerable Feng Kármán. The two smell like. Intersect with each other!"
"Moreover, it is said that in some places, it is even more perverted than the Air Venerable von Kármán. For example, even very young girls like it. ”
"Hey, hey, the little girl with very young teeth here, it's you!" Shen Ye said weakly: "So-and-so, who is less than one meter four tall, are you embarrassed?"
"Why am I embarrassed. I have communicated a lot with Xu Butterfly recently, and I know that my height is cute, cute, and cute. And I also watched some cartoons of island countries, and found that you have a lot of perverts. Lei Zhen smiled very happily.
"Well, if you're happy. Shen Ye was directly powerless.
......
On the Israeli side.
There are three great Venerables.
They are relative to His Holiness Albert Einstein.
Venerable Air von Kármán.
and the Venerable Judkin.
"Feng Kármán, you have also seen Huaxia's Slaying Venerable Shen Ye, how do you feel about this person?" said Venerable Qian with three chins. Logically speaking, it is generally the first master who controls power and controls the council. But this is not the case with Israel and China. Liang Tianwang, the first Venerable of China, always loves to sleep when he has nothing to do. So sometimes, a lot of things are pressed on Venerable Ugly Niu and Xu Shiyun.
The big things are decided by the Ugly Bull Venerable.
Small and medium-sized events in decimal numbers are decided by Xu Shiyun.
In Israel, the First Venerable is not interested in anything else if he has the time to devote himself to scientific research or martial arts research. And the second Venerable Feng Kámen, in addition to cultivation, the rest of the time is spent on satisfying his own desires, for example, he has nothing to do for a while, the wind whirls the girl's skirt or something, and he is not interested in management.
Therefore, Israel has been managing all kinds of political affairs, but it is the money venerable at the end of the three great kings.
"Slash Venerable Shen Ye?" Venerable Air Feng Kármán pondered, revealing a rare seriousness: "This person, in his usual life, in terms of personality, is not too strong, unless he encounters something he is obsessed with. For example, if I smeared him for the same hobby as me, his reaction was just helplessness, and there was not much violent reaction. ”
"But where it is attached, it is terrible. For example, it is said that he is in Huaxia, and countless people oppose him to behead the crime group, and he insists on getting it, such a person is amazing. ”
"As for the martial arts potential, it goes without saying, he has reached this point at his current age, coupled with his persistence. It feels like he's a very likely figure to become a demigod in the future. Air Venerable von Kármán said in a deep voice: "But that is him in the future, he is only a threat now, and he is not my opponent in terms of real combat power." This time in the Warrior Asian Games, it is not his turn to show his majesty. ”
When he said this, the Venerable Air Venerable von Kármán, who was usually obscene, was surprisingly serious.
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Huaxia and his party, the second day to the island.
The Warrior Asian Games will start the day after tomorrow.
Today, there is still nothing to do.
Shen Ye yawned, planning to go to which delicacies to eat.
There are more than a dozen restaurants on this Maggi Island, and you can find most of the world's most famous restaurants.
On the island of Maggi, there are 48 countries, and there are about 10 people from one country, and there are about 400 people in total, so more than a dozen restaurants are not too crowded. In the morning, I ate Japanese food, and Japanese food is still a little unique. After eating, he yawned and planned to find a beach to rest.
As a result, when I arrived at the beautiful beach I went to yesterday, I found a lot of people, pointing at me.
And the most frustrating thing is that my ear power is too good, and I heard these people's discussions.
"Look, that is the Fourth Venerable of Huaxia, the Venerable Shen Ye. ”
"He's the Venerable Slaying Sin. ”
"It looks like it's a great skin. However, he is actually the same as the Air Venerable von Kármán, a lewd man. ”
"It is said that von Kármán liked to use the air to create wind and blow women's skirts, which was extremely obscene. Will Shen Ye also use some special methods to do something similar?"
"It is said that Shen Ye alone has the power of the two elements of light and darkness. It is estimated that one possibility is that it is a massage, and he wants to trick us into giving him a massage, and he takes advantage of it. Second, it is estimated that it is to create darkness and touch something in the darkness. Anyway, such lewd men are the most annoying. ”
"We'd better stay away from him, or else I don't know what he's going to do." ”
The corners of Shen Ye's mouth twitched, the reporter of the Martial Arts Asia Daily, you stand up and see that I don't kill you! And the beach is full of voices talking about yourself, this is really impossible to stay. Forget it, stay on the beach for another day.
After walking along the coastline of Maggi Island, I finally found a beach with good scenery, no people, and no annoying chatter.
Find a tree under the shade, lie down and rest.
Basking in the warm sun.
Yawned.
People can't help but be drowsy.
Life would be so leisurely forever!
In my ears, there was the sound of waves beating and beating.
It's really big quiet.