The love between a boy and a girl, ashamed to hold hands, is more real than many skin-to-skin kisses. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

On the edge of the melon field under the plum field, from ancient times to the present, how many eyebrows have been staged, silently promised?

There is a melon field in front of me, the golden gourd is brilliant, ripe, and exuding a tangy sweetness.

There are two people on the side of the melon field, but they are not young boys and girls who fall in love with each other, but black and white impermanence that makes people frightened when they hear the name.

Black Impermanence retracted the iron cable, and his face was still sinking like water. Bai Wuchang sat on the ground, his hands on his neck, panting, and complaining with a wry smile: "The world often says that I am Bai Wuchang a hanged ghost, so my tongue is seven feet long, and if I use a little more strength, I can squeeze my tongue to nine feet long." ”

Looking at him carefully, his neck flushed, could it be that he was trying too hard?

There may be a hint of apology flashing in his heart, but his mouth is still hard and cold: "Don't talk nonsense, talk!"

"Of course I have to talk about it, whoever asks me not to talk about it can't do it!" Bai Wuchang stood up, ran to the melon and picked the largest melon, stretched out his fist and smashed it down, smashed a good melon in half, took out the melon pulp and threw it on the ground, held the melon and gnawed it up, and said in a mocking voice: "Quench your thirst, quench your thirst, you can also taste it." As he spoke, he handed another slice of melon to Black Impermanence.

Looking at his hands stained with loess, Hei Wuchang's brows furrowed slightly. Bai Wuchang immediately understood, put this melon on the ground safely, wiped the sweet water on his mouth, and smiled: "Yes, yes, it seems that in the tea stall half a day ago, the master really learned some skills to break into the rivers and lakes." ”

Sideways asked him, "What do you mean?"

Hao nibbled on two mouthfuls of melons and shook his head: "You can't eat what others give." ”

Recalling the previous situation, he always stopped himself at the tea stall, so that he did not let himself drink Meng Po's poisonous tea by mistake, otherwise, the consequences would be unbearable. Thinking of this verse, Black Impermanence only snorted, no longer annoyed with his playful nonsense,

Seeing that he was speechless, Bai Wuchang was stunned for a moment, and muttered to himself: "What's the matter? The master doesn't open his mouth to scold, why am I suddenly not used to it?"

Ignoring his jokes, he looked at the setting sun, and said coldly: "It's your own vow, if you can't see the snake king today, you won't drink in the future, and it's only three hours before the sun goes down, I want to see how you solve this game." ”

almost gnawed up the half of the melon, threw the melon skin on the ground, picked up the half of the melon, hollowed out the melon pulp, and gnawed it again.

looked at the sun, smiled crookedly, not in a hurry: "Early, early, there are no mountains in the desert, in my opinion, there are at least four hours before the sun sets." ”

He turned around and ignored him. I don't know whether it was intentional or not, Hei Wuchang shook his right arm, and the rope chain wrapped around his forearm rattled, revealing a cold air.

After gnawing on the melon, throw away the melon skin. Bai Wuchang began to chatter: "I was kicked by you from the clouds to the lower realm, thinking, this is over, Bai Wuchang is really going to become a lifeless ghost." Fortunately, I looked down and said, haha, coincidentally, isn't it the desert down there? The yellow sand, which is dozens of battles deep, is loose and soft, just enough to make a soft cushion, how can it fall to death? I held my head, closed my eyes, and plunged into the sand pile with my life...... Guess what?"

Turning his head to look at him, he began to talk nonsense to himself again. His eyes gradually became cold, and Bai Wuchang seemed to be gone, and continued to make appearances: "It hurts! It hurts like falling to the ground! Now my buttocks are still bloody, I don't believe I'll take off my pants and show you later." Speaking of this, he took out another hand, touched his buttocks, and with a bitter expression on his face, he continued: "Although it hurt me, it happened to me by chance." ”

What kind of nonsense is this? Hei Wuchang knew that since he had already spoken, he would definitely ask and answer himself, and when he encountered doubts, he didn't need to ask questions, just wait a while, and he would say it himself.

Sure enough, as expected in his heart, Bai Wuchang smoothed his mouth and said these coincidences:

"It happened to be near the sand pile where I fell, and there happened to be a caravan resting, so I must have something to eat and drink, and I won't die of hunger. Unfortunately, although they ate and drank, they didn't have mutton skewers, all of them were white naan, which were very poor and sour, and they didn't even have dried mutton. ”

"It just so happens that this group of merchants often goes back and forth to do business, and it just so happens that this time I sold my belongings and walked on the way back, and on the way back, I passed through Hami City, so as long as I follow their camel caravan, they will definitely be able to send me to you. The second unfortunate thing is that this group of merchants was once robbed by desert gangsters, but they didn't believe that I was a passer-by looking for people, and they must treat me as an outpost of robbers, and they wanted to slaughter me. ”

"Sanqiao is fortunate that in addition to being greedy for life and afraid of death, I also have the ability to speak skillfully, so I made up the story of going out to find a stupid son-in-law seamlessly, which earned a few tears from these businessmen, and took good care of me along the way. Unfortunately, when I heard this group of merchants talking and laughing, they were all drunkards, and because the merchants were outside, they didn't bring a drop of wine, so I protected my gourd every day, as if to save my life, for fear that they would know that I was carrying wine here, and once they knew, it would not be enough for them to drink half a meal. ”

"Siqiao didn't expect to really meet you as soon as I entered the edge of Hami City, it is really a virtue of good life in God, you kicked me to the lower realm, did not fall to kill me, did not let me wave the fan to drive the clouds, and actually did not fall to death you. Fourth, unfortunately, we just met, and you are going to hurt me to vent my anger, and I don't know where I offended you. ”

The more Bai Wuchang spoke, the more proud he became, gushing endlessly, as if he didn't even need to change his breath, he didn't mean to stop at all, at first Hei Wuchang was still a little suspicious of these coincidences, but he didn't expect him to say that he was talking about useless nonsense.

Impermanence leads the order to kill demons, how can there be time to grind teeth?

He doesn't know which is more important, so he is messing around here, how can he let the black impermanence not be annoyed?

Taking a long breath, Hei Wuchang said to him who was still babbling: "I can kick you into the clouds, I can beat you back to Fengdu, if you don't believe it, you can try again." ”

The voice was cold, like the ice and snow in the middle of winter, which caused Bai Wuchang to cry bitterly: "Master, you asked me to talk about what I said, for fear that I would miss something to make the master unhappy, I just talked about the details, but I didn't expect to provoke the master to lose his temper, which one did I offend?"

Sure enough, as he himself said, there is indeed a clever trick. In just a few words, he said himself innocently,

Disdainful of arguing with him, the black impermanence whispered: "Who told you to talk nonsense? ”

He sighed, let go of his fears, and said helplessly: "Master, can't you ask clearly? ”

"You talk nonsense, do you blame me?"

patted the yellow sand on his body, wiped his hands and mouth again, and gave a deep salute: "How dare you, how dare you." ”

After looking around at the left and right, Bai Wuchang approached Hei Wuchang, put his mouth to his ear, and whispered: "Where is this snake king......"

Finally, when it came to the usefulness, I listened attentively.

At the critical moment, I heard someone shouting in the distance: "Did you steal the melon I lost?"

The voice is young and sharp, like a boy and a girl.

The voice naturally interrupted the black and white whisper, and when I looked for prestige, I saw a girl with two pigtails running towards the edge of the melon field.

Her braids are soft and soft, and as she runs, she jumps and jumps on her head, a little playful.

Running closer, the little girl bent down to touch her knees and gasped for a few breaths, and wiped the fine sweat from her forehead with her crossed arms. After relieving himself, he looked at the black and white two, looked sideways at the melon field with missing teeth and broken holes, and said angrily: "If one can't stand it, there will be a melon thief, you two big men, do you want to be shameless?"

Seeing that her steps were sluggish, she was just a child watching melons in the mortal world, although she was scolded, black impermanence didn't care about her. Besides, these golden melons are indeed Bai Wuchang who took it by himself, and it is not wronged to be scolded as a thief.

He turned around and said to Bai Wuchang: "You caused trouble, you cook." ”

"What's so difficult about this?" Bai Wuchang smiled, took a step forward with his chest straight, and said to the little girl in a grand manner: "Your adults grow melons in exchange for money, and someone takes money to exchange for your melons, which is called buying, not stealing." ”

The little girl pinched her waist and asked, "Have you exchanged the money for my family's melon?"

"Take the money right away. Also make your family happy, happy, we will exchange gold for your family's melons today. ”

Since they want to buy melons, what is there to be ambiguous? The little girl was not frightened, and simply replied, "Okay!" and stretched out her palm to flatten it, and asked, "Where is the gold?"

Bai Wuchang turned back to Hei Wuchang and said, "Master, take out a piece of gold and scare her to death." ”

Hei Wuchang turned around and frowned: "My money bag, at the tea stall, was taken away by the woman in the blue shirt." ”

"You...... You, why don't you bring a few more money bags when you go out?" Unexpectedly, Hei Wuchang lost his money bag, and Bai Wuchang immediately blushed and was a little anxious.

Hei Wuchang asked in a rhetorical voice, "Where's your purse?"

He sneered and whispered back to him: "Master, have you forgotten what our identity is? If you don't ask others for oil and money, you can be considered merciful...... Impermanence goes out, who brings the money?"

Seeing the two whispering, the little girl stretched out her hand closer, and then asked in a childish voice: "What about gold? If you can't get as much gold, you are thieves!"

There are only ghost messengers who beg for their lives, how can there be impermanence to repay debts?

Bai Wuchang lowered his face, sneered, turned around slowly, stared at the little girl with ghostly eyes, and asked, "You dare to ask us for gold?"

His eyes were cold, and his kind face immediately became a little hideous, and the little girl was so frightened that she took a big step back and asked in a trembling voice, "...... You guys, want to ...... How?"

As soon as the question fell, Bai Wuchang looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, laughing all over the sky, and there was an inappropriate trend!

This ghost laughed, laughing so black and impermanent, that it was also chilling. Could it be that he is going to poison this little girl in the mortal world?

After the ghost laughed, Bai Wuchang snorted coldly and approached the little girl: "We have no money, don't drag us to see the official." Why don't we sell you as a servant to pay off the bill?"

As he spoke, he knelt in front of the little girl with a plop, looking full of cowardice.