Chapter 393: Bitter Meat Scheme
"My sister is a heroine among women, a husband who doesn't wear a headscarf, and she can't be compared with an ordinary woman who doesn't leave the boudoir in three steps!"
Wu Song immediately relieved Shi En, Shi En nodded to Wu Song very gratefully, he was really afraid of this sister-in-law.
Sun Erniang was very satisfied with Wu Song's evaluation of herself, and said with a smile: "Originally, why should a woman hide at home, that is, Jin Lian, who does not use knives and guns, is not often outside, do you say that she is not as good as the woman just now?"
"Hey, you use your own knives and guns, love outside, don't pull Jin Lian into the water!" Zhang Qing came in with a large piece of horse meat on his shoulder.
Jiang Menshen immediately ordered his apprentices to cut the horse meat and grill it on a charcoal stove.
Sun Erniang asked, "Wu Song, why are you so interested in that groom?"
This is also a question from several people, and everyone looks at Wu Song.
"That groom is very peculiar!" Wu Song knocked on the door of his head, lost in thought, but couldn't think of a reason.
"What's so strange?" asked several people at the same time.
"Newton's First Law!" Wu Song had not yet woken up from his contemplation, and said nonsense.
"Wu Song, are you stupid to kick that horse?" Sun Erniang scolded with concern: "That's a carriage, not an ox cart!"
"Erlang, are you okay?Where did the horse kick you just now?" Pan Jinlian didn't care much, and groped between Wu Song's chest and abdomen with both hands.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Wu Song came back to his senses a little, knowing that he had said a modern word, they naturally thought that his brain had been kicked to the horse, and he hurriedly opened his mouth to explain, "Heh--"
A tingling pain in his shoulder came suddenly, causing him to gasp, Pan Jinlian hurriedly said: "Is Erlang hurting here?" I'm sorry, I was careless...."
"Don't get in the way!" Wu Song laughed: "That beast is really powerful, stepping on his feet like this, I'm afraid there is a thousand catties of strength, I guess my shoulder is also broken by stepping on it!"
"Dutou, the villain is a family heirloom bone-setting doctor, show you!"
A man heard the pain in Wu Song's shoulder, and he also saw the horse step on Wu Song's shoulder with his own eyes, and hurriedly came over.
"Dutou, this is Han Zheng, his ancestor is the most famous bone-setting doctor in Mengzhou Mansion, but whenever the heroes of Mengzhou Mansion have any fractures and knife wounds, they will look for him! His medical skills are better than that of his father!"
Han Zheng said formally: "Wan Lao, thank you for your false praise, but the younger generation has something to say first...."
Everyone looked solemn and didn't dare to speak, Pan Jinlian was even more worried, Sun Erniang was the most anxious, and hurriedly said, "What will happen to Wu Song?"
"Mrs. Zhang, the power of the horse's trampling is more than a thousand catties, if it weren't for the god-like figure of Dutou, if he changed someone else, he would have died a long time ago, but no matter how majestic Dutou is, give this time, the villain is confident that he can take back the muscles and bones for Dutou, but later..."
Han Zheng didn't dare to continue, he stepped on the horse like that, he estimated that Wu Song's bones were broken, and he had a good recipe for his family, but he cured Wu Song, I am afraid that it will be difficult to use his hands in the future, and his shoulders will definitely be a little deformed.
"What will happen?" Pan Jinlian's voice trembled.
Wu Song smiled: "Don't worry, Wu Song's skin is thick and thick, how can there be anything, you see, aren't my hands moving freely?"
"The head, that is, the dislocated arm, at the beginning, can also move freely!"
Everyone laughed when they saw that Wu Song was constantly moving his arms, but when they heard Han Zheng's words, they couldn't help but be silent again, everyone is a person walking in the rivers and lakes, who has never tried to be injured and fractured, but if he is injured, there will be nothing unusual at first, and the symptoms will slowly be revealed.
Zhang Qinghe and Sun Erniang are experts in knife wounds and bruises, so they naturally know this truth well, Sun Erniang hurriedly said: "Wu Song, don't move, otherwise the muscles and bones will be misplaced, and it will be even more difficult to clean up." ”
Pan Jinlian was too frightened to speak, her apricot eyes were full of tears, Wu Song laughed and said: "Jinlian, what are you crying about, I don't have anything to do, it's just a little pain, it's just a little pain, it's just no medicine, and it's fine after drinking three bowls of wine!"
Everyone admired Wu Song's open-mindedness very much, but they were even more worried about him in their hearts, Han Zheng's bone-setting technique was recognized by everyone, since he said such soft words, it is estimated that Wu Song's situation is much more serious.
Wu Song saw that everyone's expressions were solemn, even Zhang Qing and his wife were also gloomy, and they couldn't help laughing even louder, "Okay, if you don't believe that Wu Song is fine, let's take ten catties of wine first, and after I finish drinking, I will lift up the three wine tanks to show everyone!"
"Erlang, you check on Dr. Han first...."Pan Jinlian's voice was choked, and she couldn't go on.
"Good!"
Wu Song took off his clothes, revealing a mountain-like body, Han Zheng didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly came over to grope for Wu Song's shoulders, Zhang Qing was also an expert in this area, and he also reached out to pinch Wu Song's shoulders.
Zhang Qing and Han Zheng pinched for a while, and the two of them glanced at each other, looking very surprised.
Everyone shook their heads, and said in their hearts: "It is estimated that Wu Song's two arms are useless." ”
Jiang Menshen and Hong Li laughed secretly in their hearts: "That's better, the following bitter meat trick doesn't need to be used, just arrest Wu Song and take it to the Tokyo Taiwei Mansion!"
Pan Jinlian's tears finally couldn't help but flow out, Sun Erniang hugged Pan Jinlian, and said impatiently: "Jinlian, why are you crying? Did they say that Wu Song's arms were useless? If they said that Wu Song didn't have anything to do, you didn't cry in vain!"
When everyone heard this, they were all very unimpressed, Han Zheng looked at Sun Erniang blankly and said, "Mrs. Zhang, how do you know that there is nothing to do?"
He said this very quietly, but it was like a muffled thunder in the crowd.
"Are you all right?"
"Haha, the strength of a thousand catties hits the shoulder, nothing at all?"
"Could it be that Dutou is really a god descending from heaven?"
....
Everyone exploded all of a sudden, and Sun Erniang said loudly: "Don't make noise, everyone!"
Her voice was crisp and her face was beautiful, and she couldn't suppress everyone, but just now she cut off the horse's head, which made everyone look sideways, and after listening to her words, they all calmed down.
Sun Erniang looked at Zhang Qing and said, "Big brother, I only believe what you said, is there anything wrong with Wu Song?"
"Hey!" Zhang Qing punched himself in the face, frowned and said: "Well, it hurts, I'm not dreaming, sister-in-law, if your brother is either a god descending to earth, he will be an evil ghost in hell, give the horse such a hard kick, not even a layer of skin broken!"
When the crowd heard this, they exploded again, and the voices of praise were endless.
"Jiang Menshen, everyone is wrong to blame you, don't say that you can throw that wine vat up more than ten zhang, it is estimated that you can throw it on the Nine Heavens!"
"Xiaoguan Battalion, the villain was offended, and he was disdainful in his heart, saying that you can't win the head of the thirty-two people, at this moment, it seems that if the villain competes with the head of the capital, even if it is three hundred and two villains, they can't fight!"
....
Shi En listened, and his heart was happy, at this moment, everyone knew Wu Song's ability, and he took back the Happy Forest, and no one looked down on him, but Jiang Menshen was mixed.
The happy thing is that everyone said that Wu Song was like a god, and he was able to fight with him in three moves, which can be regarded as a confidant, and the worry is that before the beauty trick was cast, there were three schemes, and the plan of the strong man to break his arm had been completed, that is, to return the happy forest to Shi Grace, compared with his own fame and wealth, this is nothing, but he is a little reluctant to take the next bitter plan.
"Hey, I knew that Wu Song must be fine, speaking of horses, Wu Song also has something related to horses, only the old lady and that Jingzhu witnessed it with their own eyes, if you were there, there would be no need to let any bruising doctors come over at all. Sun Erniang said proudly.
"Duan Jingzhu, is it the golden retriever, I heard that he is a contemporary Bole!" someone immediately asked.
Sun Erniang smiled: "Isn't it!"
"Mrs. Zhang, then tell me, what else is there to do with horses!"
"Do you know what the name of the horse I rode here is?" Sun Erniang pointed to the door, showing off her bone-piercing dragon by the way.
Wu Song smiled and wiped away Pan Jinlian's tears, and said in a low voice: "Fool, if I say it's okay, it's okay, you're crying in vain." ”
Pan Jinlian said angrily: "I thought I didn't want you to do that stupid thing." ”
"What a stupid thing, that horse wants to hurt you, not to say with your shoulders to resist, but with your head, I am also willing. ”
Pan Jinlian didn't dare to be too presumptuous in front of everyone, but a small hand was hidden in her sleeve and held Wu Song's big hand tightly.
"See, the horse is thin, but it's fast!" said someone.
"What do you know?" Old Boxer Fang stroked his beard and said: "That horse is so thin when it is full, it is famous, it is called the Bone Penetrating Dragon, don't you see that the ribs on both sides of it are like dragon bones, if you want me to tell its other name, you will suddenly realize that its other famous hall is called the Yellow Horse, which is the horse that Qin Shubao rides!"
"Oh---"
Everyone let out an exclamation at the same time, and Sun Erniang was even happier when she saw that someone knew her Bone Penetrating Dragon, and hurriedly said: "Elder Fang is right, it is Qin Shubao's yellow horse." ”
"Everyone has never ridden a horse, they all know that people can't stand behind a horse, the hind feet of the horse are very powerful, it is a lion and a tiger, kick it, you will definitely die, if it is a rare good horse in the world, even more so...."
"Mrs. Zhang, if you say this, could it be that the hind foot of the Bone Penetrating Dragon has ever kicked Du on the head?" Boss Fang exclaimed.
Sun Erniang nodded: "It's not kicking, it's just that when the Bone Penetrating Dragon was subdued, it was reckless, and kicked Wu Song with its hind legs, and Wu Song took it with both arms, and there was nothing at all!"
If Mrs. Zhang had said this, what would everyone be worried about!"
Everyone praised for a while, and drank a round of wine with Wu Song before returning to his seat and continuing to drink and eat horse meat.
Wu Song smiled in his heart: "This sister is also Ma Daha, where does she remember that incident, if she remembers, what are she worried about." ”
"Wu Song, I forgot, what did you say about the horseman, what else is wrong with the horse?"
Sun Erniang remembered what happened just now, Jiang Menshen and Hong Li listened, they were a little nervous in their hearts, and deliberately pretended to be nothing, but in fact, they were also listening quietly.
"What I just said was a word in the time of Fanbang, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is like riding a horse, if the horse suddenly stops, what will happen to your body?"
Sun Erniang said with a smile: "Even a three-year-old child knows that he must have fallen down like before, otherwise how could that girl pounce on you!"
"Erniang!" Zhang Qing scolded with a smile.
"What I'm saying is the truth!" Wu Song has no distractions, so he is not afraid that I will say it!" Sun Erniang disagreed.
Wu Song didn't care about her and continued: "According to ah, the truth is average, I will follow my sister's words, how could that girl fly to me?"
Sun Erniang said that if Wu Song had no distracting thoughts, he would not be afraid of what others would say, so he simply said the girl's affairs directly, and it seemed that he had no other ideas.
"Huh?" Sun Erniang said curiously: "Didn't you just say it? The carriage suddenly stopped, and she was thrown forward!"
"The carriage of the carriage has a door, and even if it is thrown up, it is just a matter of hitting the door. ”
"By the way, that girl is only sixty or seventy pounds, how can she break the car door and throw it so far?" Sun Erniang looked at Wu Song, she knew that Wu Song must have a deep meaning when he said this.
"It was when the carriage came to a sudden stop, and the groom's body smashed the door!" Wu Song said.
"It turned out that the groom broke the door, and the groom weighed one hundred and six or seven pounds, and it was okay to break the door, so what's so strange?" Sun Erniang was still puzzled.
Pan Jinlian pursed her lips and smiled, Sun Erniang saw it, and said unhappily: "Jinlian, you must have guessed, say it quickly!"
Pan Jinlian knew Sun Erniang's temper, she didn't say it, she was going to be angry, and hurriedly said: "The slave family is also guessing, didn't Fang Cai Erlang and his sister keep saying that if the horse stops suddenly, people will fall forward?
"This woman is very good!" Jiang Menshen said at the same time as Hong Li in his heart.
Sun Erniang took a chopstick and swung it forward, her strength was not exhausted, she immediately recovered, snapped, the chopsticks broke from the middle, and her and Zhang Qing's faces changed greatly.
"This groom is very good at kung fu!"
Wu Song nodded and said: "Just now I only cared about saving Jin Lian, I can't think about it carefully, I just think it's strange, thinking about it at this moment, the flying knife thrown by my sister, the horse groom seems to have beaten the horse crooked with the wrong hand, but it's not." ”
"That's good!" Zhang Qing nodded and said: "Although Erniang threw out the mandarin duck knife in a panic, but this mandarin duck knife is her life's stunt, and the momentum of throwing it out can actually be easily cracked by ordinary people, if the horseman does not have considerable skills, when the horsewhip is swung, the mandarin duck knife has already hit the horse's head!"
"Yes, he's the last to come first....."
Wu Song didn't continue, and Sun Erniang was dissatisfied: "You mean that his martial arts are above me?"
"Your mandarin duck knife is skillful, and he is ruthless when he knocks down your knife, which has nothing to do with strength, not kung fu!"
Wu Song said calmly, and Sun Erniang accepted it.
"That's weird. Jiang Menshen preemptively struck: "What is his intention in doing this? This is Happy Forest, and the two owners are here, but he is not targeting Xiaoguanying or me, but it seems to be targeting Mrs. Wu, but how can Mrs. Wu offend people in Mengzhou Mansion?"
Jiang Menshen is very shrewd, and he wants to divert everyone's attention.
Sun Erniang said coldly: "There is a beautiful girl in the car, she fell in Wu Song's arms, and what can target Jin Lian is... Hey.... I'm afraid it's a good thing for Wu Song!"
At this moment, everyone thinks like that, but I'm embarrassed to say it, Sun Erniang and Wu Song are sisters and brothers, but she doesn't help her relatives, which is very unexpected by everyone.
However, Zhang Qingwusong and Pan Jinlian are not surprised, Sun Erniang is such a direct person, it is not right to say that she helps her relatives or not, she has regarded Pan Jinlian as her own person early on.
Pan Jinlian trusted Wu Song very much, she shook her head and said: "It's not for the slave family, the slave family has never offended anyone, even if there is a woman who loves Erlang, she won't be so ruthless." ”
Wu Song was very moved when he heard this, he didn't think that any woman would do this, he didn't know that girl, if he said that he had affection for himself, it was nothing more than Chai Wanfei and Master Li, but they were not like that.
"Could it be a lark?" Wu Song's heart moved, he thought of the lark, in order to be happy with himself, the lark also conspired with Qing'er to trick Pan Jinlian into the wild boar forest.
Thinking of the wild boar forest, he immediately thought of Li Kui's matter, "If this is done by a lark, I don't feel at ease, anyway, after finishing Li Kui's matter, it will be immediately Mengzhou Mansion, and she can't do anything more." ”
Thinking of this, Wu Song was calm in his heart, and even more thought that it was a good thing that Skylark had done, so he immediately got up and said: "Jiang Menshen, Xiaoguanying, Wu Song has something to do, so he will leave at this moment." ”
Jiang Menshen and Hong Li were shocked: "Could it be that Wu Song has already seen through our beauty scheme!"
Jiang Menshen hurriedly saluted and said, "Dutou, is the villain slacking off?"
Shi En was also very strange, and said in his heart: "Why did Wu Song go so abruptly, is it really that we are neglecting him, don't care about it for now, he is kind to me, and I will talk about it." ”
"Dutou, it's the villain who has offended, please bear with me. Shi En hurriedly stood up and apologized.
However, Zhang Qing and his wife knew that Wu Song's character was like this, Zhang Qing took Shi En's hand and said with a smile: "Brother Xian, you don't have to be suspicious, the reason why Brother Wu and your sister-in-law are like-minded, your sister-in-law is impatient, and if you think of it, you really don't want to do anything, Brother Wu Xian is also like this, it is estimated that he thought of something important, and immediately went to do it!"
"Wu Song, what is important to you, my sister will go with you!" Sun Erniang said proudly.
"Brother-in-law is right, Wu Song has thought of something important to do, you don't need to be suspicious, Xiaoguanying and Jiang Menshen don't have to think crookedly!" Wu Song said to Sun Erniang again: "Sister, it would be best for you to do this with me, there is also a mother-in-law there, Wu Song wants not to beat women, but Jin Lian wants to go back to Mengzhou Mansion and also needs your escort, so I will go alone." ”
Jiang Menshen heard what Wu Song said, and knew that he would not have any lies, but he was still not at ease, and said: "Dutou, you and I met for the first time today, and there have been fights, if you don't say where you are going and what to do, Jiang is always not at ease." ”
"It's nothing, I'm just going to the boar forest!"
"Do you want to catch two people when you go to the wild boar forest?" Jiang Menshen breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Hong Li, meaning: "The bitter meat trick is ready to be used." Hong Li nodded, and Jiang Menshen continued to smile: "If it's for this, you don't have to go!"