Chapter Twenty-Three: Outwitting the Demons
Shi Yuzhen said: "Tiedan, where is your second uncle?"
Duan Hongyu said: "I'm also wondering, where is my second uncle?"
Shi Yuzhen said: "Was he not there when you came?"
Duan Hongyu said: "Yes, my second uncle owes my family half a tael of silver, and I hurried over as soon as I heard the news of his return to his hometown, who would have thought that there was no one at home!"
Shi Yuzhen said: "Why don't I know about Tiegong Mountain borrowing money from your family?"
Duan Hongyu said: "Of course you don't know! he borrowed it behind your back!"
The blood-robed old monster said: "Master, did you hear it, it was this kid who scared the old thing away from Iron Bow Mountain, and killed him!"
Duan Hongyu deliberately pretended to be very scared, and cried out with a "wow": "Aunt Shi, don't kill me, I have the old and the young, if you kill me, the whole family will be finished!"
Shi Yuzhen drank the old monster in the blood robe and said: "Tie Dan, don't be afraid, with me, no one dares to touch you." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info just that you don't call me aunt anymore. You just call me Shi ...... Sister Shi!"
Duan Hongyu secretly said that it was not good, and said in his heart that this sister was too old.
The demons had traveled a long way and were starving. Shi Yuzhen said: "Tiedan, you go and get something to eat, you serve your sister well, my sister will definitely not treat you badly!"
Duan Hongyu agreed, and hurriedly went into the house to cook. Shi Yuzhen and the other demons went into the house to talk! From their conversation, we learned that the five demons were indeed the "Qilu Five Shao", named Ma Da Shao, Niu Er Shao, Yang San Shao, Gou Si Shao, and Zhu Wu Shao. Duan Hongyu saw that Shi Yuzhen was extremely enthusiastic about these five brothers, and secretly shouted that it was not good, the martial arts of these five people must still be above the blood-robed old monster and the fire cloud walker.
Duan Hongyu regretted while cooking, and said in his heart that he had known that they were so careless, and he would make some poison if he could poison all these demons, it would be a great harm to the world.
Duan Hongyu deliberately delayed the time, stabbed the fire from time to time, and then burned it again, this meal was made from noon, and it was not cooked until dark, making the demons so hungry that they all scolded them. The blood-robed old monster shouted, "Tie Dan, can you cook rice?
Duan Hongyu said: "Dead long face, you're right, my mother can cook, iron eggs really can't be cooked, if you think iron eggs are slow, just cook them yourself!"
The old monster in the blood robe jumped up and said, "Little thing, who are you scolding for having a dead face? Are you tired of being crooked! Believe it or not, the old monster dares to stuff you into the pot?"
The madman of the golden bowl laughed and said, "Okay! Blood robe, you can quickly stuff him into the pot!
Duan Hongyu deliberately cried loudly: "Sister Shi, you have to stuff the iron egg into the pot with a dead face!"
Shi Yuzhen hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid of Tiedan, with my sister here, he won't dare to do anything to you!" said to the old monster in the blood robe: "Blood robe, don't make trouble, let him cook well." ”
The blood-robed old monster went in a huff!
It wasn't until it was dark that Duan Hongyu cooked the rice and served it.
These demons took a few bites, and they all frowned. The crazy beggar of the golden bowl scolded: "What kind of food is this? It is not as good as the food in Kaifeng Prison when Lao Tzu was in Kaifeng!"
The blood-robed old monster pointed at Duan Hongyu and said, "Monkey cub, are you determined to get along with us?"
Duan Hongyu said: "Tie Dan has never cooked, this is the best!"
Shi Yuzhen said: "Blood robe, forget it, why can't you endure these few days?"
The blood-robed old monster said: "Master, I think this kid is quite evil, maybe the Iron Bow Mountain deliberately stayed to deal with us, it is better to kill him as soon as possible!"
Shi Yuzhen said: "What do you know? Tie Dan's father has been at odds with Tie Gong Mountain since he was a child, and with Tie Dan, he can help us a lot, don't worry about it!"
Where is the old monster in the blood robe still in the mood to eat? Throw down the dishes and chopsticks and hide to the side to sulk!
After dinner, the group of demons began to sit on the kang to discuss countermeasures. The blood-robed old monster said: "Master, Tiegong Mountain won't get the news and take his daughter to run away!"
The Fire Cloud Walker said, "Impossible! Our actions are secretive enough, how could the Iron Bow Mountain Man know that we were coming to kill him?"
Ma Dashao snorted and said: "It was this bastard who came to collect debts to scare Tiegong Mountain away, I think it is better to drive this bastard away, Tiegong Mountain may be able to come back!"
Shi Yuzhen said: "No matter why Tie Gong Mountain and Tie Bingxin left, in short, we must be exposed now." ”
Yang Sanshao said: "If it is exposed, it will be exposed, what else can the iron thief do? If he dares to come out, we can't ask for it!"
The fateful scholar said: "I'm afraid that the iron thief and Tie Bingxin have become shrinking turtles, and they will never show their faces again!"
The Fire Cloud Walker said, "It's okay! We'll live in his house, he won't even want a home!"
Niu Er Shao said: "You are really stupid and breathless, think about how great the influence of the Iron Bow Mountain is on the rivers and lakes? He is happy everywhere in the rivers and lakes, and we are going to suffer in this poor place!"
Huoyun Walker said: "Brother Niu, don't look too high at Tiegong Mountain, he is not as usual now, he returned to Tiejiazhuang this time because he has exhausted the mountains and rivers." The rivers and lakes are not so easy to break through, and the old thief has a strange temperament, where can he get money when he leaves the official mansion? So this old thief can't go too far, we will stay here, and we can definitely wait for him. ”
Shi Yuzhen said: "If Tiegong Mountain really goes away and flies high, we can only give up for the time being, but I don't think he will leave as soon as he gets home." You can see that he has cleaned up this small courtyard and stone house so neatly, it seems that he is ready for a long-term residence. As a person from Iron Bow Mountain, as long as he recognizes something, he will never give up easily. I think he may have left for something unexpected and will be back soon. ”
The blood-robed old monster said: "Master, but it's too stupid for us to wait like this! Why don't we all spread out and look for it, with our people's hands, it's not easy to find an Iron Bow Mountain?"
Shi Yuzhen said: "By all means, Tie Bow Mountain and Tie Bingxin are both strong in martial arts, no matter who we are, once we are alone, we will never be the opponents of Tie Bow Mountain and Tie Bingxin." ”
The blood-robed old monster said angrily: "What can I do then? This kind of old monster has had enough!"
Shi Yuzhen pondered for a moment and said, "If you have an idea, you go and gather all the villagers here!"
Huoyun Walker said strangely: "Master, what are you doing with those rustic villagers? I feel uncomfortable when I look at them, and they don't have much money on them!"
Shi Yuzhen said: "Don't ask more, just gather them here!"
Duan Hongyu said secretly: "I really don't know which medicine this female demon has taken wrong! What are these defenseless villagers going to do? Does she want to gather the villagers together and search them door to door? Hehe, that is a miscalculation, Uncle Tie and Miss Tie are not in the village at all." ”