Chapter 449: Li Kui made trouble after drinking
On this day, Wu Song turned down the invitation of Shi En and Jiang Menshen, and Pan Jinlian accompanied the old lady to Mengzhou Mansion to hang out.
The three of them walked on the street for a morning, Pan Jinlian suggested that they should go back, firstly, the old lady's eyes had just regained their sight, and it was not appropriate to work too much, so they needed to go back to close their eyes and recuperate, and secondly, they did not explain to Xiaoyan that they would not go back to lunch, so as not to wait for her and Mrs. Ye.
The old lady naturally wanted to go shopping for a while, but after all, he couldn't resist the persuasion of Wu Song and Pan Jinlian, and as they returned to the house, Xiaoyan had already cooked a meal, and he was very happy to see Wu Song come back.
"Dutou, you came back just in time, Grandpa Li Kui was alone in the room in a daze, I had already gone in and called him a few times, saying that he was going to eat, but he always ignored him, I was worried about going in again, what should I do if he beat me angrily, or you go in and call him out." ”
Wu Song smiled: "How could he beat you!"
But it's also very strange, didn't Li Kui say that he went to the gambling house, why did he come back so early, he lost everything, with his character, he will definitely come back to ask for silver....
"By the way, he must have come back to get the silver, and he lost it all, and the gambling house in Mengzhou Mansion was unwilling to lend him the silver!"
Wu Song walked into Li Kui's room, and sure enough, he sat on the bed alone, looking at the roof blankly, but the roof was nothing special, Wu Song pushed it on him.
"Brother Li!"
Li Kui didn't move, and Wu Song pushed harder.
"Huh?" Li Kui came to his senses, and Wu Song smiled: "Brother Li, have you lost all the silver, I still have some silver here, I'll take it to turn over in the afternoon!"
"Wu Song, it's just right for you to come back!" Li Kui jumped up from the bed and pressed his shoulder, "You sit on the bed, no matter what happens, you can't move!"
Wu Song sat on the bed suspiciously, not knowing what Li Kui was going to do, only to see him running out of the lobby like flying, and after a while, Pan Jinlian also followed him in, and he also pressed Pan Jinlian on the bed, next to Wu Song.
Thump!
Li Kui suddenly knelt down in front of the two, Pan Jinlian was so frightened that she immediately wanted to stand up, Wu Song smiled and pulled her, shook her head, and motioned for her to sit.
I saw Li Kui kowtowing to the two of them three times in a row, where did Pan Jinlian dare to accept it, but she also listened to Wu Song's words, didn't stand up, and had to lean slightly sideways.
"Wu Song, sister-in-law! Since you arrived in Mengzhou Mansion, you have been taking care of my mother, Wu Song rescued me from the cage, my sister-in-law cured my mother's eye disease, I am not an ungrateful person, I will kowtow to you at this moment, it is considered to repay the favor, if you feel that it is not enough, but if there is an order, Tie Niu is willing to do it, but hurry up, it is best for these two days!"
If it were in modern times, Wu Song would have thought that Li Kui was like those Korean dramas, he had some terminal illness, and his words were like last words, but he didn't ask the two of them to take care of Lao Taijun on his behalf, you can know that this is not a last word.
"Brother Li, that's enough!"
"Wu Song, you said that it is enough, is it that the three rings of the Iron Bull are equal to your kindness to me, and we will not owe each other in the future?"
Wu Song listened to the twist, but still said: "Yes, it's even!"
"Sister-in-law, what about you?"
"It's flattened!" Pan Jinlian had no choice but to follow Wu Song to say the same thing.
"That's good!"
Li Kui immediately jumped up and breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he had solved some big problem, Wu Song was about to ask him what was going on, when he saw Ye Kongmu walk in.
"Dutou, sister-in-law, Li Kui, why are they all here, let's go out to eat!"
"Ye Kongmu, it's just right for you to come back!" Li Kui took Ye Kongmu's hand and walked straight out of the living room, Pan Jinlian and Wu Song looked at each other and smiled, it is estimated that Li Kui is also going to treat the three members of the Ye family like this.
"Erlang, why do you say Uncle is like this?"
I guess he was grateful, but he felt that he didn't know how to repay, so he kowtowed. ”
"Well, it must be like that!"
In Pan Jinlian's heart, Wu Song is a character like the sky, not something that Li Kui can compare, Li Kui naturally has no ability to repay Wu Song, but he is also a man in the rivers and lakes, he doesn't repay his kindness, and he is always a little reluctant in his heart, so he comes to kowtow.
"Jin Lian, hurry up and get out, I want to see if the black whirlwind will kowtow to Xiaoyan's girl. ”
Pan Jinlian pursed her lips and smiled, followed Wu Song out, and sure enough, in the living room, Ye Kongmu and Mrs. Ye sat there with very embarrassed expressions, Li Kui was kneeling on the ground, but the old lady was smiling very happily.
Xiaoyan hid aside and said with a smile: "Grandpa Li Kui, just now you came back carrying rice for me, you have already repaid my kindness for cooking, and our grievances are settled!"
Li Kui didn't mind hearing her say this, kowtowing to Ye Kongmu and Mrs. Ye, everyone knew that Li Kui was deified, and they didn't ask more, anyway, after he kowtowed, he ate meat and drank wine in large chunks as usual.
"Dutou, the day after tomorrow, when you go to the Metropolitan Prison's Mansion, are you ready?" Ye Kongmu asked.
Wu Songqi said: "What can you prepare?", he was calm in his heart, anyway, when he got there, he met Zhang Dujian to prove that he was here, if the banquet was not boring, he would stay for a while, and if it was dull, he would leave immediately.
"You were originally the head of Yanggu County, no matter what Zhang Dujian said, he was also your Shangguan, and the first time the lower official visited Shangguan, the number of courtesies must not be less. ”
The old lady was also very impressed when she heard this, "Ye Kongmu is right, the first time you go to the Zhang Du Prison Mansion and bring some gifts, you should also think that you are a man who understands the world." ”
Ye Kongmu and Lao Taijun both had the same thoughts, thinking that Wu Song would go to the Duanyang Conference and win the championship in one fell swoop, they decided that Wu Song would definitely be able to, since he could, then Wu Song would work under Zhang Dujian in the future, and this first impression must be done well.
Wu Song naturally understood what they meant, and it was inconvenient for him to explain his heart, so he said with a smile: "Wu Song doesn't understand these things, when he sees Zhang Dujian, he should be respectful." ”
"This doesn't get in the way!" Ye Kongmu thought that Wu Song was heroic and didn't understand the subtleties, "I have nothing to do in the afternoon, so I will accompany you out to buy some congratulatory gifts." ”
Wu Song couldn't bear to brush Ye Kongmu's kindness, so he said, "I'm tired!"
"That's the best!" Xiaoyan smiled: "You men are all out, no one is moving around in the house, I just clean up, wipe all the places that are difficult to wipe, and drive away the spiders and insects, which is better than a non-toxic Duanyang Festival." ”
When Wu Song heard this, he was strange, "Xiaoyan, aren't you afraid of spiders and bugs?"
"How can a person so big be afraid of a small insect spider, they are not really poisonous, even if they are poisonous, they will be trampled to death with one foot!"
"What about rats and cockroaches?" Wu Song still didn't give up.
"As a girl, you have to go to the firewood room every day to move firewood and grass, there are naturally mice in it, and there are cockroaches in the kitchen, if you are afraid, how to work, not to mention that they are all bad guys who steal food, I want to kill them, they should be afraid of me!"
When Wu Song heard it, he felt that it made sense, people should not be afraid of mice, rats will run away when they see people, so when did girls start to be afraid of mice, it is estimated that it has been more than ten years in modern times.
"Brother Li, since Xiaoyan has to be cleaned, you can also go out with us, and drink outside by the way!"
Li Kui shook his head and said, "I won't go anywhere, and I won't disturb the little girl, just sleep in the room." ”
Since Li Kui was reluctant to go out, Wu Song was not reluctant, so he went out with Ye Kongmu to buy gifts, and the old lady also went back to the room to close his eyes and recuperate, Pan Jinlian and Mrs. Ye made some female red for Xiaoyan in the room for the wedding, Xiaoyan cleaned up inside and outside the house alone, Li Kui carried a pot of wine and hid in the room.
He was thinking about making some trouble, so that everyone would know that he had nothing to do with the Ye family and Wu Song.
Li Kui drank a jar of wine, and when he had a little bit of wine, he swaggered out of the living room, only to see Xiaoyan move a chair, put it on the table, and put his feet high, to wipe the framed words in the lobby, and there was a bucket on the ground, with water in it.
"Stinky girl, why are you climbing so high?"
Li Kui thought about it and wanted to take the opportunity to say that Xiaoyan climbed so high and stood on the ground, wouldn't he want to ride on his head, and then he would have a seizure.
"Hey, Grandpa Li Kui, don't be so loud, I almost scared you down!" Xiaoyan wasn't a little scared of Li Kui, "I'm wiping my brother's favorite Mobao!"
"What kind of treasure are you talking about, is it valuable?"
When Li Kui heard that it was Ye Kongmu's favorite thing, he immediately changed his mind.
"It's Mobao! It's written by a very powerful person! Bao Zheng, do you know?"
"I know! It's the Bao Longtu who handles cases in the human world during the day and goes to the underworld at night to handle cases, and my mother told me about him! Is that the character written by him?"
"Yes, it is the heirloom of the Ye family, my brother likes it the most, he is an official and wants to be a clean official like Bao Zheng, so he regards Bao Zheng's 'pure heart as the root cause, and the straight way is the body' as a treasure, and it is also used to spur himself!"
"What if it breaks?" asked Li Kui with bad intentions.
"If it can't be broken, he has a frame outside, unless it is burned with fire, or someone as strong as you tears it with his hands!" Xiaoyan knew Li Kui's thoughts, "If that's the case, as a younger sister, it is estimated that my brother will also kick me out of the Ye family." ”
"That's the best!"
"Huh?"
"I said you're a stinky girl, why are you climbing so high? You're so short that you can't reach it, so why don't I wipe it for you!"
"That's good, but you don't know how to wipe things. Xiaoyan thought for a while, "Grandpa Li Kui, why don't you take it down for me, I'll wipe it clean, you can hang it up again, okay?"
Li Kui didn't say yes, he walked over directly, stretched out his big hand, grabbed Xiaoyan's two shoulders, and put her down with a gentle touch.
Xiaoyan's face turned red, "Grandpa Li Kui, you are so rude, you will definitely not be able to get a wife in the future." ”
After saying that, he couldn't help but laugh, Li Kui never thought of asking for a wife.
Li Kui jumped up, stood on the table, and pulled it indiscriminately, Xiaoyan hurriedly shouted: "You light your hands, the framing is broken, and you have to go out to find a calligraphy and painting shop to repair it, and you have to scold my brother if you spend money!"
Li Kuicai didn't care what she said, stood on the table, swaying, as if drunk, his hand slipped, and he threw the word directly into the bucket.
"You're such a stupid cow!" Xiao Yan scolded angrily, hurriedly picked up the painting from the bucket, quickly wiped the water stains on it with a towel, patted his chest and said fearfully: "Fortunately, there is a frame on the outside, and the water has not soaked inside." ”
"Who are you scolding stupid?"
Li Kui glared at Xiaoyan fiercely, Xiaoyan did not show weakness, the reason was in her, besides, the old lady was in the room, and she was not worried about Li Kui beating people, "You are the one who scolds! Who made you so rude, almost ruined my brother's family heirloom!"
"Phew, I am a brother with Ye Kongmu, the so-called brother's wealth, his things are mine, not to mention that they are in the water, they are torn, and he will not blame me!"
"If other things might be like that, this one must not be!", Xiaoyan pushed Li Kui's arm, "You better go back to your room and drink the bar, don't make trouble here!"
"Hey, you don't understand the righteousness between men, I said that Ye Kongmu will definitely not blame me!" Li Kui was unmoved.
Xiaoyan didn't show weakness, "Ye Kongmu is my brother, can you know him better than me?"
"You only arrived at the Ye family a few days earlier than me, and it wasn't Ye Kongmu's mother who gave birth to you, what can you know?"
"I just know a lot better than you!" Xiaoyan has no parents since she was a child, and the most taboo is that others mention her parents, and she is very happy to be Ye Kongmu's sister at this moment, how can she let others say that she is not from the Ye family, "If you break this baby, my brother will definitely drive you out!"
"I don't believe it!"
Li Kui snatched the letter, and with both hands, it was like tearing flour, and it was torn into four large pieces in a few clicks and thrown to the ground.
Xiaoyan was stunned by Li Kui's sudden attack, and it took a long time to wake up, she quickly picked up the four pieces of words, treasured them in her arms, and didn't speak, picked up the towel in the bucket, dipped it in water, "Bang!", and hit Li Kui directly in the face.
Li Kui was slightly stunned, fixed in place, in this world, there is really no one who dares to beat him, "Dead Li Kui, stinky Li Kui! Rotten iron cow, sick black cow!", Xiaoyan rushed up and grabbed Li Kui indiscriminately.
But her size only reached Li Kui's chest, and no matter how she hit him, Li Kui didn't feel it at all.
He was not ambiguous this time, knowing that he was going to go crazy with alcohol this time, the purpose was not to involve the Ye family and Wu Song, and this was also what Xiaoyan reminded him, it was best to have her to cooperate.
"What happened to Xiaoyan?"
Pan Jinlian and Mrs. Ye heard the scolding, hurriedly came out of the room, and saw Xiaoyan beating Li Kui, which was very strange.
"Miss, ma'am, this stinky cow!"
Xiao Yan cried out angrily, took out the four pieces of paper from her arms, Mrs. Ye looked at it, she was so frightened that she lost her face, and said in a trembling voice: "Xiao Yan, what the hell is going on?"
Pan Jinlian naturally knew that this was Ye Kongmu's beloved, both heartache and surprise, she hugged Xiaoyan and said softly: "Xiaoyan, what's the matter?"
"That.... The stinky cow said to help me take down my brother's favorite calligraphy, but he went crazy and tore it up!"
"Uncle, how can this be?" Pan Jinlian asked, she knew that although Li Kui was cruel, he would not bully girls, let alone tear Ye Kong's things for no reason, and besides, he was grateful to Dade for kowtowing to everyone.
"Hmph! What if I tear it up? I am brothers with Ye Kongmu, what does it matter if I tear up a little something! Will he still drive me out of Ye Mansion!"
"Uncle, do you know that this is Ye Kongmu's favorite thing, his family heirloom!" Pan Jinlian frowned, hesitated for a while, and said: "Uncle, you go out, I will say that I accidentally damaged it later, so I should find the best framing master to repair it and try to restore it to its original appearance!"
Li Kui was stunned in his heart, he didn't expect Pan Jinlian to say such words, but he was ready to fly, so he had to make things bigger.
"Sister-in-law, what are you worried about, Ye Kongmu will never blame me, don't say that tearing up this broken thing is to tear down the plaque of the Ye family's gate, or even burn the Ye family, he will not say anything, otherwise, this person is not worthy of being called a hero!"
After Li Kui finished speaking, he strode out of the door, and Xiaoyan hurriedly shouted: "Li Kui, you shrunken turtle, you have done something wrong, so you have to bear it with a woman!"
She thought that Li Kui was arrogant in his mouth, but he was smeared with oil on his feet, so she listened to Pan Jinlian's advice and fled.
Pan Jinlian hugged Xiaoyan, "Forget it, don't chase him, he drank alcohol, you worry about him, and you will suffer a loss." ”
While comforting Xiaoyan, she quickly thought, where to find a good framing master, Mrs. Ye knows that this is Ye Kongmu's favorite, usually facing it, and can appreciate it for a long time, every day before going out, after coming back, I always feel uncomfortable all over my body, at this moment she is really six gods and no master.
"Lady, what can I do about this? Where would my husband believe that you destroyed it, he will definitely settle accounts with Li Kui!"
"Madame, don't be afraid. Pan Jinlian comforted: "Erlang knew a group of people from three religions and nine streams in Yanggu County, that is, the divine doctor Yan Fang also knew at that time, these people have extraordinary skills, after Erlang and Kong Mu come back, I will confess my guilt first, don't hurt the harmony between him and Li Kui, and don't make the old lady sad, and then I will go back to Yanggu County to find a way, hoping to find a skilled craftsman..."
"Jin Lian, you think about the old body everywhere, it is the old body mother and son who have affected you...."
When the three of them looked, it turned out that the old lady had already come out and heard Pan Jinlian's words.
Pan Jinlian immediately helped her, "Old lady, you don't have to worry, there must be a way to solve it..."
Before Pan Jinlian finished speaking, she only heard a loud noise outside the gate, which frightened the four of them to hurriedly walk out of the door.
Before they reached the gate, they had already heard Li Kui's wanton laughter, and when they walked out of the door, the four of them were dumbfounded.
I saw Li Kui holding a board axe in each hand, and the plaque with the word "Yefu" written on it fell to the ground, which had been broken into eight pieces, and the two stone lions at the door also collapsed!