Chapter 336: Angrily stealing Luo Han Guo
A year! A year of desperate life! Finally, I went back to zero, what was it for? I stood there in a daze, not knowing what to do to salvage the current situation...
Lao Yu slapped the table heavily and scolded: "Old lady, are you too unkind! We have worked hard to find three kinds of spirit grass for you, but you will not admit it after only half a day late, do you still have human nature? You are worthy of being a mountain guard god like this!
The figure of the girl suddenly flashed in front of her, and the feather duster in her hand was directly across Lao Yu's neck: "If you dare to say a bad word about my master again, I... I'll kill you!"
Lao Yu saw that the girl suddenly moved, and he was also stunned, and then sneered with a big mouth, and his head suddenly tilted back, and at the same time, the fairy whip was suddenly held in his hand, and the feather duster against the girl was hit, although the girl's speed was slower than that of Lao Zhi, but it still flashed back.
"Do you want to do it, then don't let your apprentice come out to take the gun, you have the ability to come out yourself, I never beat a woman!"
In fact, the girl and Lao Qi had no reason to do it, but Lao Zhi scolded the old lady of Zizhou, and the girl had to take action out of order to protect the reputation of the master. Although the girl is a little pepper temper, a tendon, soft and not hard, but in the past year and a half, she has become friends with us, and in the past year and a half, there have been fights and troubles, bitterness and laughter. I am also a little helpless about my master's unsympathy, but master is master, the best master in the world, no one can say that their master is bad, even the two only friends in front of him!
"Let's go!"
"Girl, even you want to drive us away?" asked the old man with a pair of small eyes.
The girl's eyes were a little evasive, but she still said, "This is also for your good." ”
Lao Zhi's big face was about to twist into a Shar Pei dog, and he sneered and asked, "Is it good for us?" Is it good for us, or is it good for your master?"
"It's all!" the girl suddenly raised her head, looking at Lao Yu with a firm gaze, her eyes full of undoubt.
"Is this for our good? Do you know how worried my grandfather is about me now? Do you know how worried Nangong's grandfather is about him? We may be two slaves at will to your master, but for the two old men, it is fate! Both of our families are in the same line, and we both have our own family missions, if we don't go back and continue to guard the burial dragon pit, once the dragon demon is born, you know how serious the consequences are, your master is a half-immortal, is there such a half-immortal?
"You all misunderstood my master, this is not her intention!"
"And what did she mean?" shouted the old man to the girl with all his rage.
"My master, she..." The girl was speechless for a while, her eyes were complicated.
"Let's go, let's go, don't be embarrassed anymore..."After speaking, I turned around weakly and walked out...
"Where are we going? If we don't ask for a way, we will have to stay in Yingzhou for the rest of our lives!"
I stopped, took a deep breath and said, "What if you don't leave, we don't have the strength to compete with the girl's master, she is an earth spirit real person, and we are just human spirit cultivators, this is reality!" After speaking, he didn't wait for the old man to say anything, and walked out of the courtyard by himself.
It is not necessarily that you will be rewarded if you give, but if you don't pay, you will definitely not be rewarded. I agree with this sentence very much, so I have been paying, not specifically for the sake of return, but more so as not to regret it. I once heard a sentence that although it didn't sound very good, it seems to be very appropriate now.
Life is like going to the toilet, sometimes no matter how hard you try, it's just a fart in the end! Now we are not even a fart, at least a fart is good for the body, but everything we do does not even have a sound, a little taste.
"No! I can't just end it like this! I almost died outside, just because I was half a day late, I didn't have a chance at all? I'll go find her again!"
"Okay, Lao Zhi!" I stopped Lao Qi very impatiently and said, "Don't you know what the old lady Zizhou is like, in the past year and a half, when has she looked at us with the right eyes? She is simply an unreasonable old stubborn, what can you do if you go?"
"Is that better than waiting here?"
"If you go and this is still the result, what are you going to do? Can you change your mind with your broken mouth?"
"If it doesn't make sense, do it!" The old man's small eyes were rounder than a glass ball, as if he was going to eat the old lady of Zizhou.
After sneering, I looked at the medicine garden in the distance, and then said, "Do it!" Okay, then you go, I'll wait to collect the body for you." ”
Lao Zhi and his unconvinced panting, like a bull in the Colosseum, although Lao Qi loves to commit two, but it is not a true two, can I not know if I have half a catty and eight taels, let alone one Lao Giv, even if it is ten old giving, it may not be able to beat the old lady of Zizhou, this is not something that can be solved by quantity at all!
I have only been in contact with Luo Han Guo once, Lao Qi broke through the meridians, entered the stage of refining qi and transforming yuan, the old lady of Zizhou has guarded Luo Han Guo for decades, as the saying goes, the building near the water gets the moon first, and now it may have entered the realm of heavenly spirits. The only way to do this is to pretend to be a grandson, but now people don't eat it, and they don't even have to pretend to be grandchildren.
In a word, this is the difference in strength ...
Lao Yu sat beside me very unwillingly, panting one after another.
In this way, Lao Qi and I sat by the medicine garden until midnight, Lao Qi snorted angrily and stood up and said, "You old immortal thing! If you don't tell us the way to leave Yingzhou, then I will steal all your Luo Han Guo!"
"Nangong, doesn't she have Luo Han Guo, then let's let her know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!"
"You want to steal his Luo Han Guo, once you are caught by her, you can't die if you don't want to!"
Lao Yu put on a look of seeing the mentally handicapped and said: "You are stupid, if you don't be discovered by her, you will get it! No matter how we say it now, it is also the middle stage of the human spirit and the late stage of the human spirit, while they are asleep in the middle of the night, go in again, and after you get it, you will go to the old man Jiang and ask him to carry us through the weak water, as long as we pass the weak water, then we will be completely safe." At that time, the initiative will be in our hands, if you want to go back to Luo Han Guo, then tell the news of leaving Yingzhou, if you have the ability to flow over Ruoshui, I don't believe that no matter how awesome she is, she can't resist the power of the Three Realms!"
After listening to Lao Zhi's words, my eyes lit up, Lao Zhi was right, as long as we took Luo Han Guo over the weak water, then she would have no choice but to take us, maybe she could force the old lady of Zizhou to say a way to leave Yingzhou when the condition was, but... In case we are discovered, I and Lao Zhi will be in danger.
Seeing that I hesitated, Lao Yu leaned towards me again, and couldn't wait to say: "I'll tell you, it's dangerous to do anything, you can choke people to death when you eat, and you can jump to death when you fart!
Lao Yu rolled his eyes and continued: "Maybe by that time, Teacher Xiao Li will have a lot of children, can you watch your woman lie in the same bed with other men?"
At first, I was a little hesitant, but when I finished the last sentence, I immediately decided to do it! I can't bear to let my dearest Shino marry another man and have children, and give birth to a lot of people! Out of the nature of men, even if there is danger, I have to try, and so far this is the only way out for us.
Since you have decided to tear your face with the old lady of Zizhou, don't leave any leeway, dying once is death, and death twice is also death. Lao Qi and I are facing the scourge of the medicine garden again, first eat to our heart's content, and then stuff everything we can take into Lao Yu's treasure bag, if there is a chance to escape the weak water, these things are enough for us to continue to cultivate.
Looking at the messy medicine garden in front of me, I was angry in my heart! I actually had the pleasure of revenge.
Lao Yu pouted his big mouth and clasped his teeth, spit out the tooth feces that had just been picked out and scolded: "Phew! You old immortal! This is retribution!"
I nodded approvingly, now that I think about it, I really shouldn't have nodded, as for why it shouldn't, let's explain it later.
The moon hung in the sky, I and Lao Zhi hid their breath respectively, and easily sneaked into the backyard of the old lady of Zizhou, and now our cultivation is by no means comparable to that day, especially the light work, this month we are almost all feet do not touch the ground, just a courtyard wall is just a tiptoe thing.
Coincidentally, Lao Jia and I have been here many times to look for Luo Han Guo, but we have never seen it again except for the first time we saw the small door.
This time, Lao Qi and I had just stood firm, and we saw the small door at a glance, and walked through the small door and walked down the long alley. When I opened the innermost door again, a dense mist of vitality rushed to my face, causing my pores to open up in an instant.
"Ahh Oh..."
Suddenly, there was a moaning sound in my ears, and when I looked sideways, I saw that the old man was scratching his head and posing there with an obscene expression, and I felt sick to my stomach.
I pointed at the back of his neck and scolded, "What are you screaming for, you want to die?"
The old man said to a spirit who was beaten by me, and how he enjoyed it: "Oops... Mrs. is so comfortable, so comfortable..."
"Comfortable fart, hurry up and pick Luo Han Guo, otherwise you will be more comfortable if you are blocked by the old lady of Zizhou! You go pick Luo Han Guo, I'll help you keep an eye on it! Go quickly!"
At the mention of the old lady of Zizhou, the old man's face flashed with vigilance, and the thief looked around, hurriedly ran towards the Arhat tree, looking up at the few Arhat fruits on the tree that were really like the golden body of the Arhat, and drooled. Then step on the void and go pick monk fruit.
Lao Qi's hands had already touched the Luo Han Guo, as long as he exerted his strength, the first Luo Han Guo would be in his hands! But there was a sudden change, and at the small door, a voice sounded that I didn't want to hear: "Look for death!"