Chapter 18: Playing with fire and setting oneself on fire
Since the magistrate spoke, Ximenqing naturally said that he didn't dare to speak, so he had to retreat to the side and be in a hurry.
The entourage came to help Brother Hun catch fish, and the onlookers praised the love of the people in Zhixian County, which disturbed for most of the hour and gave Wu Song enough time.
Wu Song watched the hooligans leave under the leadership of Chen Ergou, and the two maids were nowhere to be found, he laughed loudly and walked straight to Xiyuan.
The wall of the West Garden is not high, Wu Song jumped up and landed lightly in the courtyard, this courtyard is very elegant, it seems that Zhixian is also a person who knows how to enjoy, this arrangement is much better than the current mansion, at least the greening is not so fake.
Wu Song didn't worry about going the wrong way at all, the two maids just now said in too much detail, and it is estimated that the subordinates inside were also instructed by Ximen Qing to avoid it appropriately, but there was no trace of them.
Passing through the hall, there is a small garden, next to the garden, there is a plate of orchids outside, the door is closed, but the sound of spring inside is faintly heard.
Wu Song gently pushed open the window, it was full of spring, a beautiful woman was half-snuggled on the warm bed, there was no clothes on her body, her eyes were half-closed and half-closed, and the cherry mouth let out a low chant, Wu Song felt that the bones of his whole body were soft, except for one place, the congestion was serious, this voice had magic, if it was shouted on the battlefield, it was estimated that the enemy army could surrender without a fight.
Her figure is at least 36F, it is rare that it is attractive, it still remains pink, and between her legs, there is a hard-working male head, and of course the man is unobstructed.
This Lu Shuai's means of serving women is not the island country of Kato Ying, but a pure Western model, no wonder it can impress women, as soon as they have free time, they will look for him, if they come to modern times, it is estimated that he is a gold medal duck.
There was a handful of things that made Wu Song feel inferior to him, this is indeed irresistible to women, Wu Song shook his head vigorously, fortunately, before the crossing, he watched a lot of pieces, even if there was no actual combat, it would not be an uninformed person, otherwise he would be carried away.
Wu Song tore off a piece of his shirt, covered his face, bang, kicked the door open, and shouted: "Okay, Lu Shuai, you are really here!"
This sudden situation frightened Yu Linglong from falling off the bed, and Lu Shuai's body shortened a few points somewhere!
Wu Song glanced at Yu Linglong who fell to the ground, and secretly screamed: "It's not good, this woman's eyes will release demon methods, and if you look at it more, it will definitely hook her soul, if there is really Daji in the world, it is estimated that there is also a pair of such eyes!"
Wu Song took out the prepared rope from his waist, tied the two of them in two or three strokes, and shouted: "Lu Shuai, the master will come to take your dog's life today!"
"Old ..... Master, spare your life, why kill the villain!"
Poof! Wu Song laughed out in his heart, you girl, a woman holding someone else's house naked, and asked me this question, it seems that this thing's brain is in water, okay, since it's a show, I also look a little stupid.
"Okay, the master will let you die to understand, who let you seduce the outer mansion of the Ximen official!"
Yu Linglong was frightened, thinking that someone from the county was coming, but after hearing Wu Song's words, her heart was immediately secure, she was born in Qinglou, although she had no clothes on her body, she didn't mind, she used her means of a fascinated man, a pair of charming eyes looked at Wu Song very delicately, and said in a voice that could penetrate the bone marrow: "Uncle, I am a person who knows the county, not a person from Ximenqing, if you want, you can also be your person at this moment." ”
Wu Song listened to the hard body, fortunately, when he came in, he had already reminded himself not to look at this vixen, otherwise the testosterone would rise, and with the strong body, it would be difficult to control.
"Uncle Mingjian, I am also a teacher and friend with Brother Simon, how could I provoke his outer house, wronged!"
"Everyone knows your romantic reputation, and there are so many women around you, one of them is a big official, and I just don't know it!"
"Impossible!" Lu Shuai said very affirmatively: "Brother Simon and I both love that mouthful, in order to avoid everyone fighting, every time we are happy with a woman, we will get together, draw Danqing, learn skills along the way, and exchange experiences!"
If you come to modern times, it will be another teacher Chen! The people of the world owe you a chance to make a name for yourself!
Wu Song's heart moved, and he changed the method of dealing with Ximenqing last night slightly, and he had a good plan, he deliberately groaned for a while, and said:
"Although I am a killer, there is a way to steal, and I don't kill people who are not innocent, so you write a list and write all the women who have been good to you, and then Ximen Qing's is also written, and I will take it back to him to show it, which proves that you do not covet his outer house, this matter is over, as for you and the outer house of the county minister, don't do my business!"
Lu Shuai listened, and immediately agreed, Wu Song brought pen and ink and paper, and loosened the rope for him, that Lu Shuai was really suave, and he wrote very well in one hand, and he finished writing in a while.
Wu Song picked it up and looked at it, he was overjoyed, that Lu Shuai was worried that Ximenqing would misunderstand, and wrote in great detail when and where he was with every woman, which also wrote that Ximenqing was messing with a woman named Xiao Taohong, that woman was a foreign house in Zhixian County, this confession simply exceeded Wu Song's expectations, and he won the jackpot.
"Hey, no, this jade is exquisite, you didn't write, and you didn't sign it!"
Wu Songhu was stunned, so frightened that Lu Shuai immediately added, signed his name, and put a finger mold.
Wu Song tied him up again, put the confession in his arms, and said, "I'll go to the Ximen official to confirm it, and I'll be back later." ”
Just walked a few steps, think this is the backyard, it takes a lot of time to come in, just put them in the lobby, that's fun!
He walked back again, the two thought that Wu Song was going to commit murder, and their bodies trembled with fright, Wu Song smiled slightly, but covered his face, the two couldn't see it, he hugged one person in one hand, and walked out,
This short stretch of the road is really difficult, he is holding Yu Linglong in his right hand, the figure of that beauty is vigorous, no matter how he dodges holding her, he will come into contact with her seductive feminine features, smooth and warm, which is fascinating, Wu Song's pants are almost bursting.
Finally put the two of them in the lobby, he immediately rushed out of the courtyard, soaked his head in the pool, and after a while, it returned to normal, thinking, that woman is really powerful, no wonder I didn't know that the county minister was so favored, even if he was born in a Qinglou, he would marry back home.
There was a sound of horses' hooves outside the courtyard, and the sound of chaotic footsteps, Wu Song knew that Ximen Qing and Zhixian were coming, and hurriedly hid behind the rockery, and after a while, the door of the courtyard opened, and as soon as Ximen Qing came in, he thought that he should rush in first, and when he saw Wu Song, he couldn't help but say that he had just come out of Yu Linglong's room, and Zhixian didn't see it, so he naturally believed in himself.
"Oops, the county magistrate, my stomach hurts, I'm going to the toilet, it's rude!"
After he finished speaking, he flew into the lobby, and as soon as he entered, the dog's eyes were blind, and he only saw two naked meat worms tied hand and foot, sitting on a chair, but there was no trace of Wu Song.
When Lu Shuai saw Ximenqing, he thought that he was going to kill himself, so he scolded in a hoish: "Okay, you Ximenqing, you actually sent someone to kill me, and you were worried that you wouldn't die, so you came in person, oh, I know, only I know about your fornication with Xiao Taohong, who was raised by the magistrate of the county, only I know, you are a murderer and a ......."
Ximen Qing complained bitterly in his heart, he was accurate, he ran into the lobby, saw Wu Song, shouted, the county magistrate heard the words and came in, it happened to be seamless, Wu Song was speechless, and now what Lu Shuai said has been heard by the magistrate, it is really playing with fire and self-immolation!