Don't be too crazy at night, you'll suffer if you're not careful!

As a hard-working worker, what is the happiest thing? Of course, it is the day when we don't have to go to work at home on "Saturday and Sunday", we can enjoy the fun of leisure, do what we want to do, ask a few good friends to have a meal, find a little girlfriend to romanticize, if the technology is excellent, take advantage of these two days to play a "flash love" is okay.

The most abundant time in the two days should be Saturday night, the day rest is enough for five days of work fatigue has been relieved, tomorrow is Sunday and there is no need to get up early, if you don't play crazy, how can you be worthy of yourself! So there are only two kinds of people who don't go out crazy on Saturday night, one is a person who can't enjoy life, and the other is a person like me who has no money.

But there is no money and no money to play, since you can't go out, you can simply go home, you can't afford to eat a big meal, buy a little simple food at home, come to a few boxes of beer, call the good brothers who are as poor as themselves and dare not go out to get together, it's not good to spend money and not eat, but what we want is such an atmosphere, the feelings are in place, and where to drink is the same.

I like to be lively, so almost every week I will find a few brothers to come to the house as guests, they are also very righteous when they come and will never be empty-handed, basically I buy a few boxes of beer and get it, every time we will drink so much that we can't find where the north is, but every time we drink very happily, drink very enjoyable!

It's Saturday again, I made an appointment early with my "drinking friends" Da Hu, Da Zhuang and Erzhuzi, and my cousin Xiaoqiang, this kid is two years younger than me, is my uncle's child, and lives alone like me, worrying about eating all day long, so I call him every time I meet, the key is that this kid is generous, every time he will bring a little "hard goods" to us to make a tooth sacrifice, although this pit is not very good for his brother, but there is no way who makes me poor, he earns more than me!

This party everyone seems a little mysterious and said to give me a surprise, and then I looked at the calendar to know that it was my birthday, which made me very sad, the birthday means that I am a year old again, looking at the peers around me are fathers, I am still single, the melancholy in my heart is like a surging river, the waves are flowing.

What else can surprise me now? I don't know what else I'll be interested in unless I am given a beautiful woman with a good figure, beautiful and rich in my heart.

Soon at seven o'clock in the evening, there was a knock on the door of my house, and I had already heard the sound of footsteps outside, and I knew that the group of "drinking friends" who must have died of me came, and as soon as the door opened, it was really them, and the surprise immediately appeared in front of my eyes, that is, in addition to a few of them, there were a few beauties, yes, all of them were 100% discountless beauties, all of which made people unable to take their eyes off at a glance

and all of them look like big stars.

"Okay silly boy, take a look after you enter the house, this is our birthday present to you, it's a surprise!" Da Zhuang said with a smile on his arm around a girl's shoulder.

"You still know me! Come into the house, I'm ready!" I let them into the house, today we agreed to eat hot pot water has been boiled, they also brought a lot of meat and vegetables, I took out the beer from the freezer and soon another party on Saturday night will begin, looking at the beauties one by one, I said with some concern: "Why don't we let their gas go first, otherwise it will be hot and leaky for a while, and there will be no fun."

"It's okay, you see that this material is very strong, it can bear a weight of one hundred and fifty kilograms after being inflated, it shouldn't matter if it is scalded a few times, and I also want to enjoy the feeling of eating with beautiful women in my arms, every time I am with you old men, I also want to have some freshness!" Erzhuzi shouted obscenely.

"Why are you robbing me, that Lin Chiling is mine, don't you like Fan Bingbing, why don't you give this to you" The big tiger snatched his inflatable rubber from the hands of the second pillar and hugged it tightly in his arms like a baby, for fear of being snatched by the second pillar.

"I said you two are sick, a doll is so robbed! I can't eat!" I was a little unhappy to see them tossing like this, this is your birthday gift to me, it should be mine, right, how can you hug and hug so casually, and be shameless in front of me!

As soon as I heard that these two people remembered the purpose of this time, it was a party to drink wine for my birthday, so I threw the doll in my hand to the table, I don't know if it was a hallucination or what, I vaguely heard a painful moan after the "doll" was thrown to the ground, and I was not allowed to listen carefully to Da Zhuang A few of them beckoned me to drink, saying that I was tonight's "birthday star" must get me drunk, I can be afraid of him and a few of them, open a bottle and blow directly on the bottle!

This meal was eaten until late at night, and I didn't eat much food or anything, but the whole five cases of beer, a whole box of six bottles of liquor were drunk, everyone was sleepy and lying everywhere, I was woken up by a gust of cold wind, and saw that everyone else was still sleeping, so I turned off the hot pot that was still burning and went to the bathroom.

To be honest, I've only heard of this kind of thing, and I haven't really used it, and I used to think that people who use this kind of thing must have some twists in their hearts, which is simply obscene, but when I really experienced it, the super real feeling quickly made people addicted to it.

I don't know how long it took, but I felt like I was prostrating, and I even began to wonder if my heart was starting to twist a little, otherwise how could I have been doing these things for so long, I lay on the floor weakly, and my whole body was already sweating, as if I had just been fished out of the water.

I tilted my head to look at the dolls, they were still lying there quietly with expressionless faces, and suddenly I saw that one of the dolls actually showed a smile to me, so frightened that I had waited for me to rub my eyes and look again, and found that the doll had returned to the expression of Mu Na just now, maybe it was a hallucination from the past, I comforted myself like this, stood up and walked to the bathroom to clean and refresh myself.

After venting, some cool water washed on the body, washing away all the sweat and dirt on the body, and the front body also felt an indescribable ease, I was enjoying this comfort with my eyes closed, I felt someone hugging my waist, and I remembered a very sweet voice in my ears: "Husband, what else do I want to ......!" I opened my eyes in surprise and looked back to find a head of golden hair, yes, this is the color of one of the dolls' hair, I screamed in fright and fainted.

When I woke up, I found myself lying on the hospital bed, and I heard the doctor say that I was suffering from alcohol poisoning, and then my "drinking friends" came to see me with gifts, "Xiaoqu is our weekly party on Saturday, but why did you come to the hospital by yourself?" Today is your birthday, and we want to give you a surprise, this surprise can't be given to you, so I brought it to you, you can see for yourself" Da Zhuang handed me a secret mailing package, I opened it and saw that what caught my eye was a head of golden hair.

I was so frightened that I fainted again, and before I fainted, I vaguely heard Da Zhuang saying to them: "Isn't this surprise a little too big, you see how excited this kid ......!".

(End of chapter).

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