There are many inexplicable things in the world, and there are some things that, although they don't hurt anyone, can make people uncomfortable.

Being stared at when you're asleep is something that doesn't make you feel comfortable.

Especially when a man falls asleep and is stared at by another man.

Bai Wuchang, who was already drunk, slowly turned over and sat up, and smiled bitterly at the man who came to see him: "Ghosts are scary, they will scare people to death, people will scare ghosts, they will also scare ghosts, how old is Brother Tai this year, and he still plays secretly scary children's games?"

The man was dressed in a plain robe and had his hair in a high bun, which was the appearance of a Taoist priest.

He was straight-eyed, not very old, and he was trying to grow a beard, which was half long and not short, and it was the ugly season.

It is said that black and white impermanence is a murderer, but the Taoist priest has no scruples and sits beside Bai impermanence.

With the sword in his hand across his lap, the Taoist priest frowned: "How do you know that I am not a murderer?"

"It's too simple. As long as Bai Wuchang was awake, he kept drinking: "Murderer, leave after killing, why do you stare at me for so long?"

The Taoist priest smiled lightly, disapprovingly, and leaned close to Bai Wuchang's ear: "You can't hide anything from me, the murderer is the real black and white impermanence, and you and the black impermanence here are impostors." ”

Interesting, really interesting.

Black and white are impermanent, just a little ghost envoy who is not of class in the underworld, and when they are put in the Three Realms, there are many immortals of this level.

The murderer pretended to be black and white impermanence in order to blame the blame.

But the Taoist priest in front of him said that they were impermanent black and white, was it to help them clear their name?

The little Taoist priest's whispering made Bai Wuchang sober up half, raised a smile, and asked curiously, "How do you know that we are impostors?"

"It's too simple. The Taoist priest was a little proud on his face, and he replied in the tone of Bai Wuchang before: "Because Hei Wuchang is a woman, Bai Wuchang is a heroic and proud character, and neither of you is either." ”

This answer, in exchange for Bai Wuchang's eyes full of reverence, handed the wine in his hand to the Taoist priest: "Dare to ask Brother Taigui's surname?"

Proudly took the wine, and the Taoist priest took a sip of it, his eyes full of arrogance: "Baiguan - Exploring the Clouds and Heavenly God." ”

"Good name, good name, really good name. Bai Wuchang praised repeatedly, took back the wine from the Taoist priest's hand, took a sip and asked: "Tanyun Tianshen is your name, what the hell is Baizhiguan?"

Alas-

The Exploring Cloud Heavenly God sighed, took back the wine in Bai Wuchang's hand, and when he looked at him, he seemed to be looking at an idiot: "The Baizhi Temple is a Taoist temple, and the most powerful demons in the world are all from the Baizhi Temple. ”

When he spoke, his chin was almost raised to the sky, and when he drank, in order to show heroic pride, he drank violently and choked out of his nose.

Seeing that he was scrambling to wipe his face, Bai Wuchang smiled lightly: "I heard that the number one demon in the world is Wu Wang, is he also a person from your Baiguan view?"

Slammed his chest, coughed dozens of times, his face was flushed, and finally relieved his breath, and stuffed the wine jug back into Bai Wuchang's hand, he was full of disdain: "Wu Wang was originally a model for the demon, but recently he went into hiding, and I heard that he married his maid, this kind of ape-minded, hard-willed person, don't mention it." ”

This is the virtue of man, and when the light is shining, there are many people who hide in the shadows and watch.

When retreating to the countryside, the person hiding in the shadows will suddenly pop out and smile wisely, as if he is a prophet, and say wise words to the confused beings: "You see, I have known for a long time that he is not good at all. ”

Bai Wuchang lowered his eyebrows and smiled bitterly, for a fool like Tanyun, there is no need to say much, just let him live in confusion and be happy for a lifetime, isn't it good?

So Bai Wuchang decided to continue to make him confused, took a sip of wine, and looked at him adoringly: "Senior Brother Tanyun, how do you know that Hei Wuchang is a woman, have you ever been to the underworld?"

"Do you have to have eaten chickens to know that chickens only have two legs? Do you have to go to the underworld to know that Hei Wuchang is a woman?"

The more he spoke, the more proud he became, and he began to be a little arrogant, provoking Bai Wuchang to sneer, pointing at the top of his head in the air, and his tone was suddenly cold: "You be careful, if you are heard by Hei Wuchang, you compare him to a chicken, and a chain will be smashed down, I am afraid that you will be ruined." ”

This sentence really worked, Tanyun's face turned pale, and he quickly looked overhead, and when he saw that he was safe around him, he immediately lowered his voice.

"It was my sister who told me that she had defeated the Black Impermanence with her own hands. ”

Oh my God, there's no limit to bragging!

Bai Wuchang couldn't help laughing, and he looked longing again: "Dare to ask Brother Tai Senior Sister, what do you call it?"

"Moon Picking Fairy. ”

It turned out to be her?

In the middle of the demon world, looking for a little Taoist aunt who is desperate for black impermanence?

Pure-hearted and courageous, she felt that she lacked wisdom at the time, but today with the clouds in front of her, Bai Wuchang suddenly felt that picking the moon was simply a great wisdom.

Tanyun stared at Bai Wuchang and smiled, smiling very proudly: "As soon as I saw your expression, I knew that you were a fake Bai Wuchang. ”

"Senior Brother Tanyun's wisdom is simply admired by me. Bai Wuchang put down the wine jug and humbly asked: "How can you tell from an expression that I am an impostor?"

Tanyun smiled and did not hesitate to teach: "In order to help my junior sister defeat Black Impermanence, Bai Wuchang exhausted his true spirit, and practiced a blade for my junior sister, called Impermanence Slash." ”

Talking about the past, Tanyun sighed: "It's a pity that this impermanence slash was snatched away by the vicious black impermanence." ”

Clenched his fists and slammed into the ground, Tanyun puffed up his chest: "Even if there is no impermanence slash, the black impermanence has also been beaten away by my junior sister, this is called evil is invincible, and the heavens are clear!"

Listening to his righteousness, Bai Wuchang smiled bitterly, I really didn't know what to say, so I could only drink and ask the others: "Senior Brother Tanyun, you also received an invitation to come to the Southwest Demon Realm to watch the ceremony, have you ever been intercepted and killed by Black and White Impermanence?"

Tanyun pulled out the sword in his hand, the sword body was like Qiu Hong, blowing the blade of the sword, and shook his head regretfully: "If Black and White Impermanence came to intercept and kill me, I would have taken off their heads a long time ago, how could I let them run rampant to this day?"

"Amazing, amazing. ”

Looking at Tanyun pretending to be a hero, Bai Wuchang was thoughtful and muttered to himself: "They all say that ghosts and demons are the same, but immortals and ghosts are different, why does black and white impermanence only kill monsters and not immortals?"

He spoke in a very low voice, but was heard by Tanyun, and he smiled with the sky, held two sword flowers in his hand, and sneered a few times: "It's the black and white ghosts who are cunning, and the black impermanence has been defeated by my junior sister, they may know how powerful I am, so they don't dare to come to intercept and kill." ”

With a long sigh, Bai Wuchang nodded: "Your answer, perfect and impeccable." ”

When he was praising him, there was a terrible sound in the distance, and the murderer had committed murder again!

Tanyun held the sword and leaned over, shouting angrily in his mouth: "Black and white impermanence will leave, come to my sword to be a ghost!"

Seeing the clouds go away, Bai Wuchang smiled helplessly: "No matter whether black and white impermanence can't reach your sword, they are ghosts in the first place." ”

stood up and walked slightly drunk: "But it's good to have you, at least this time, someone finally proved for me that when I killed someone, I drank under the moon." ”