Everyone likes to compliment, and few people like to listen to others count their mistakes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's the same with heroes.

Mr. Bai had only finished his first mistake, his eyebrows were already like ice, and the thin sword in his hand trembled slightly.

However, if Mr. Bai wants to speak, no one can stop him, not even the hero.

So, Mr. Bai continued: "There are fish and wine on the boat, and when I asked you to take me up the mountain, I only let you bring fish, but not wine, you should have thought that this was a flaw that I deliberately sold to you, but you were blinded by the gold, and you didn't think there was a problem here. This is your second mistake. ”

"Why are you selling me the flaws?"

Mr. Bai said proudly, and finally attracted Yan Xiaomei's rhetorical question.

With a light smile, Mr. Bai ignored his question and continued to talk about the third mistake: "If you don't return the mountain, the flower seller, the seven emotions are impermanent, and you have always been a group of people, do you think that with the seventeen of you, it is as easy as raising your hand to kill the minister of the protector of the Cheyue Kingdom and the two fugitive princesses, and if you compare them for a while, you will know that my world-building martial arts are not blown." This is your third borrowing. ”

"Are you done?"

Yan Xiaomei gritted her teeth, she had no patience.

"If you want to hear it, I can say four, five, or six more. ”

Mr. Bai was not afraid of the cold light in the sword, and spoke quickly.

"Fourth, you shouldn't get you together all at once, it's easy to be caught all by others. ”

"Fifth, you should at least leave one person to watch the ship, and don't let Rose cut off your back path. ”

"The name of six or seven impermanence is not good, you think it is very majestic, just because you don't know that in the underworld, soul impermanence is the smallest official rank. ”

"Is there any more?"

Yan Xiaomei fell from the tree, and the sword light was cold, pointing directly at Mr. Bai.

Everyone knows that he doesn't want to listen to it, it's just the clamor before the war.

But Mr. Bai nodded seriously and asked gently: "If you have the patience to listen, I can keep talking about eighteen." ”

"I'm impatient!"

After a cruel word, everyone fell from the tree.

Seventeen swords, the sword that does not return to the mountain, the sword of the flower seller, the sword of the seven emotions of impermanence, and the sword of the only hero in heaven and earth.

"So. Mr. Bai turned his head to look at Shui Ling'er and smiled slightly: "You can do it." ”

After saying this, Mr. Bai bent down and lifted a jar, smashed the mud seal with one fist, and wafted out the aroma of aged wine.

As he walked, he lifted the altar and drank, and his laughter became even more intoxicating: "If it weren't for the hundreds of thousands of jars of wine stored in the mountain, how could I be willing to go into the mountain without wine?"

A mountain has been hollowed out, and it is all wine.

Is there really no half a tael of gold in these jars?

The poor hero, who became Mr. Bai's servant all the way, was teased by him as Mrs. Bai, and in the end, he just surrounded some wine.

Hatred almost bleed, Yan Xiaomei roared angrily, and stabbed with his sword.

One sword leads, and sixteen swords follow.

It is like seventeen photoelectric lights, chasing Mr. Bai's back.

Not returning the mountain is fake, the flower seller is fake, the seven emotions are fake, and the heroes are fake, but their kung fu is real.

If these seventeen swords are stabbed, Mr. Bai will definitely die an ugly death.

But they couldn't stab it, because of Shui Ling'er's gentle dancing sleeves.

Pink-faced beauty, red sleeves.

Count the cold stars, and no one can escape.

Seventeen swords, broken into nine hundred and twenty sections.

Seventeen people, each with a little red on their throats.

I didn't even have time to say a tragic word, and I had already returned to the west.

Shui Ling'er kills people, like dancing.

Mr. Bai drank so happily.

"Is it enjoyable?" Mr. Bai wiped his mouth and squinted his eyes.

"What's so fun about killing a few mortal villains?"

"Justified, justified. After another sip of wine, he said with a smile: "If impermanence does not hook the soul of the villain, the villain will become a lonely ghost, and he will just return to the control of the assassins in the underworld." ”

looked at Shui Ling'er with a smile and nodded lightly: "Killing lonely souls and wild ghosts is much more interesting than killing villains in the mortal world." ”

"What do you mean?" Shui Ling'er smiled and looked at Mr. Bai obliquely.

"I mean, Master and I have been very busy lately, and we really don't have time to hook people's souls. ”

Seventeen corpses were lying on the wine jars all over the floor, and their souls were gradually detached.

"It's such an interesting thing, I'm going to play with Senior Sister Dao. ”

The knife and the charm are really inseparable sisters.

"Your Senior Sister Dao is going to do something more important now. ”

After two more sips of wine, Bai Wuchang stepped down the mountain.

Mei Feng took two steps lightly, floated in front of him, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Could it be that Senior Sister Dao is burning the boat and cutting off the back road of these gangsters?"

asked lightly, causing Bai Wuchang to laugh again and again: "This is my nonsense to deceive Yan Xiaomei, how can you believe it?"

After laughing, he didn't forget to praise Mei Feng: "With Miss Shui Ling'er here, which villain can escape to the boat alive?

"What did Senior Sister Dao do, why didn't you see her go up the mountain?" Shui Ling'er still didn't get out of the way, her starry eyes flashing.

sighed lightly and elaborated on the previous situation: "The flower seller caught the woman, and after the spoilage, she was sold to a brothel." Only a boatload of women can't be sold, because that group of women is used to achieve the name of the hero, and if it is sold again, I am afraid that the true face of the hero will be exposed. Therefore, this group of women was left and humiliated by the flower sellers themselves, and they were all miserable people. ”

The world is in chaos, how many people are not suffering?

Thousands of years, how can you really be a wise man?

Sighing at the woman's sorrow, Bai Wuchang said softly: "Your senior sister Dao has gone to save the miserable." ”

After hearing these words, Shui Ling'er also lowered her eyebrows, as if she felt pity for the bitter people.

"Miss Shui Ling'er, can you let me go down the mountain now?"

"I still have two questions. ”

If the assassins of the underworld don't let them go, no one can go, not even Bai Impermanence.

After a bitter smile, he drank and waited for her to ask.

"Do we want to keep the title of hero for Yan Xiaomei?"

The wine that had just entered his mouth almost squirted out, and Bai Wuchang's face was full of wonder: "Why?"

Shui Ling'er thought about it sideways, and smiled lightly: "Because we want to leave a good legacy to the world and let the heroes remain famous for eternity, so that people will follow suit, and maybe there will be real heroes." ”

"Hypocrites can be glorified, and this kind of thing abounds. Bai Wuchang sighed helplessly, and his face was serious: "But here for me, good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil, this is the cycle of heavenly principles, and it is also the foundation of the existence of the underworld." ”

That's right, simple things, complicated things that don't have to be considered.

Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, only sooner or later.

Hearing his words clearly, Shui Ling'er nodded, and Qiaoyin asked the second question: "Why did you deliberately sell the flaws to Yan Xiaomei?"

This question made Bai Wuchang look up and laugh again, choking so much that he even squirted out wine.

He turned sideways to avoid Shui Ling'er, walked drunkenly, and stepped down the mountain.

When his back was far away, he heard nonsense on his lips: "I really forgot to let him bring wine, the reason why I said this is because I feel a little face." ”

Will he forget to bring wine?

It couldn't be, he forgot his father and couldn't forget to bring wine.

However, why did he sell the flaws to Yan Xiaomei?