I've only heard of people who have been married three times, but I haven't heard of anyone who can be buried three times. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Diao Sankou is fortunate to become such a celebrity, and he is definitely qualified for the last "Classic Legend".

After being pierced through the chest by my sword, Diao Sankou was completely embarrassed, and several old people in the village didn't listen to Wang Baozi's plea anymore and were cremated on the spot!

Wang Baozi and his daughter-in-law cried again in front of the grave, although they were not as sad as before, but they were filial piety.

I was busy until one o'clock in the afternoon, and then I returned to the old branch secretary's house, and as soon as I entered the house, I received a text message from Xiaonuo, saying that it was snowing again at home, and it was very big, asking me if it was cold and asking me to wear more clothes. He also asked me if I was in danger and where I was now.

I immediately answered Xiaonuo one by one, all of them reported good news and not bad news, and I didn't tell her about being trampled on by the walking corpse, otherwise she would be worried again.

As soon as I sent it, there was a reply immediately, and the text message said to let me eat more delicious food, smoke less, and be kind to myself, and the last two words were "miss you..."

Just about to close the phone, another text message came, no, this time it's MMS, you must know that sending MMS is a very luxurious thing, a dollar a piece, that's something that only local tyrants can do.

When I opened it, I saw that it was a photo of Shino.

Seeing Xiaonuo again, my mood is indescribable, both excited and sour, that is, longing and sad, looking at her slightly dissipated face, green silk brushed, a pair of clear eyes are moving, delicate lips like petals are slightly raised, as if to tell me "Nangong, I'm fine, but I miss you very much."

I really want to travel back immediately, take Shino into my arms, and hold it quietly like that, without saying a word, and don't separate us from the time shuttle at will.

I don't know when, Xiaonuo has become a part of my spiritual world, I can't be separated for a moment, but thousands of rivers and mountains, we can only make a phone call every two weeks, tell each other about feelings and attachments, send a text message when you are happy, share together, send a text message when you are sad, as long as you hear her voice, my mood will be rainy and clear.

The empty valley is youlan, you are a people...

Songqi looked at me smirking at the phone, with a complicated expression on his face, walked over and took a look, and then snorted coldly at me, turned around and walked out, I quickly downloaded Xiaonuo's picture, and then saved it in the album, set it as a wallpaper, this is just an inch of light, but it is full of my endless concern and thoughts.

"Teacher Xiao Li texted again?" Lao Xiang asked vaguely with the leftover half of the steamed bun in his hand.

"Uh-huh, how do you know?"

"What Songqi said, did you offend her?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"I didn't offend her, how can I bury you with my old sister-in-law, that is ugly!"

"Who is your sister-in-law?"

"The old branch secretary is his daughter-in-law. ”

I looked at the old man with a cramped expression, and asked very puzzled: "People are so old, do you call people old sister-in-law?"

"Hey... This generation has nothing to do with age, isn't there a saying in the dream of Red Mansions, the grandfather in the car, the grandson on crutches. The old branch secretary calls me Brother Hu, what do you say I call his daughter-in-law?"

"People just casually be polite, what are you more serious. According to what you say, the old branch secretary calls me a little gentleman, so should I call him a little wife!"

"Hehe... Whatever you want, if you don't feel disgusting, you can call it!" After saying that, he stuffed the last mouthful of steamed buns into his big mouth, got up and went to the kitchen again.

Lying down, I was despised by the old man, and the old man gave me understandable, because he was a stunned young man. But why did Songqi go to my aunt and say bad things about me, I didn't recruit her to provoke her, no wonder she didn't have a boyfriend in her twenties, typical of people who are in love with their own hearts are unbalanced, this kind of person is deformed in his heart!

You deserve it without a boyfriend!

After another meal of wine and meat, Lao Qi and the old branch secretary were on the side of the brothers, the brothers were short Hu Kan, and I was thinking about where to go after leaving, Diao San's corpse should not let Grandpa Hu call us in person, obviously this is not the place where something is going to happen, but how to find this headless and tailless.

Just when I was in trouble for a while, the old man called me: "Nangong, go! Go with my brother to see Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law!"

A group of several people walked towards Wang Baozi's house again.

The old man said that he was not talking nonsense, because Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law's illness was not a real disease, but because she had been possessed by wild immortals for a long time, so he was the most suitable to treat this disease.

Goodbye Wang Baozi, much more energetic than before, at least her hair was cut short, her face and clothes were clean, and the daughter-in-law beside her, the little couple went to that station, a good little couple, if it weren't for Diao San's corpse, life would not be what it is now.

welcomed us into the house, Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law hurried to boil water for us, and she was very enthusiastic.

Looking at the house again, there is no more sloppy and dirty before, everything is regular, although the adobe house is dusty, but a few simple wooden furniture have been wiped clean, and a small stove has been set up in the place where the house is against the fire wall, and it feels warm and warm as soon as I enter the house, and there is no longer the miserable and cold before.

In short, Lao Yu told Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law's past, and the details could not be more detailed, and the little couple also listened with big eyes and stared at each other, and finally Lao gave a pat on the edge of the kang, cleared his throat and said: "You have a fairy fate, so I intend to invite you to a family fairy, because this matter is all your love and my willingness, so are you willing or not?"

As soon as Wang Baozi heard this, the illness of the daughter-in-law of the Baojia fairy was completely cured, how could he not be willing, and then listened to the instructions of the old man to prepare a lot of things, and the old man jumped again...

After a while, in a trance, Grandma Huang Qi came again with a few little yellow skins, still the same as last time, black cotton pants and black cotton jackets, a hairpin in the back of her head, and folds on her face.

Seeing that I said hello, he began the procedure of Libao Jiaxian, as the old man of the master of the Diantang, he had to invite Grandma Huang Qi into the house solemnly with a divine tone, and after passing the five passes, the door god, and the king of the stove, after getting the permission of the gods such as Liuding and Liujia, he could enter the house in a proper manner, and then the master of the Diantang said that the rules were appointed, and the upper body was tied, and finally sat down in the god's seat.

After a set of procedures, nearly half an hour, although Lao gave this second goods is usually a little unreliable, but when it comes to some things of shamans and immortals, there is absolutely no ambiguity, which shows how rigorous his attitude towards the inheritance of his own method is.

After Grandma Huang Qi sat down, she pursed her mouth and drank the second pot head on the shrine, with a smug look.

In the house, me, Lao Yu, Songqi and Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law can see her, and the rest of the people, including the old branch secretary, are almost shattered, and they are still waiting to kowtow to the fairy family.

Grandma Huang Qi shook her head and walked out of the shrine, took Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law's hand and said, "Girl, I am your family to protect the family immortal, eat a family to worship, and keep the family safe, now your house is uneasy, I have to take care of Grandma Huang Qi!"

Just when we were confused, Grandma Huang Qi came back with a few little yellow skins who had barely turned into human shapes, and there was another person in the middle, wearing a blue floral half-sleeve on the upper body, and a pair of black trousers on the lower body, and then look at the old face...

"Mom!" With a cry, Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law knelt on the ground with a pop, who else could it be if the person who came was not Diao Sankou, a mean face was full of horizontal meat, and when she saw her, she could remember the humiliation of being trampled on, and she dared to come back?

"I don't care which ancestor of your family she is, she has to pay the price if she collides with my incense, but I think she is also a hard-working person, so I will let your family meet, and then send you to the land lord to listen to the land god. After speaking, he waved his hand in front of Wang Baozi's eyes, Wang Baozi's eyes suddenly turned red, and he knelt on the ground with a poof, crying silently.

Diao Sankou saw his son kneeling on the ground, and instantly lost the previous arrogance, and involuntarily wanted to come over to help his son, but was stopped by the little yellow skin on the side, and the old man snorted coldly and said: "Toss people alive, you won't stop when you die, you deserve to die well, this is retribution!"

I sighed, took out a Changbai Mountain and lit it, and before I could suck it a few times, I was knocked to the ground by Songqi.

"It's not too tasteful, and I'm willing to smoke myself outside. ”

I was stunned by what I said, and I looked at the little couple kneeling on the ground and didn't say anything.

Diao Sankou saw that at this time and his son were already separated by yin and yang, and they couldn't hug each other, and they also let out bursts of sadness, listening to my heart seemed to begin to sour, since it was already dust to dust, why do you care about so many past events, thinking of this, I glanced at Grandma Huang Qi, Grandma Huang Qi waved her hand to the little yellow skin who stopped Diao Sankou, Diao Sankou and his son finally hugged each other.

After crying for a while, Grandma Huang Qi said sharply: "Okay, okay, this life is over, the red dust has been broken, crying for a while, it can be regarded as the love of mother and son, come on, escort her to the land god monarch for me!"

"I won't leave, I won't leave! My life has been bitter all my life, and it is even more bitter than Coptis chinensis by 100 points, so how can I complain about my wrongdoing? Even if I get to the king of Yama, I won't drink Meng Pozi's bowl of soup!"

"You are still wronged, your son and daughter-in-law, and these villagers and neighbors have been harmed by you, are you embarrassed to say that you have been wronged?" Song Qi saw that Diao Sankou was about to play a stinky scoundrel again, and opened his mouth to sarcastically.

Lao Zhi took a sip and said: "Look at your dead virtue, you don't dislike to be stumbling at such an old age, everyone scolds you when you are alive, and everyone scolds you when you die, you are still wronged? Hurry up, don't disgust us here, your face is full of meat, it's not a good thing at first glance!"

"Have you seen the hardships I have suffered, I deserve them so much, they owe me, and I scold those who deserve to be scolded!"

In this way, the more Wang Baozi and his wife cried, the more sad they became, the more Diao Sankou talked, the more sad they became, and the three of them hugged their heads and cried together.

I always thought that Diao Sankou deserved it and was an out-and-out harmful spirit, but I never thought that behind her unreasonableness, there was a story that surprised us, or shocked us, and it is still an unknown story.