Chapter 3 I took the wrong medicine

Huang Tianluo had never heard of such a person as the rabbit master in the rivers and lakes, so he asked tentatively: "I don't know how the rabbit master knows the name below?"

Duan Hongyu said secretly: "Since I pretended to be a rabbit master, I simply pretended to the end, so as not to be seen by the Huang family brothers that I was bad." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 He jumped on the chair like a monkey, put it on the back of the chair, and said with a smile: "Who doesn't know Mr. Bai's majesty in the rivers and lakes? They all say that your old medical skills are wonderful hands to rejuvenate and bring the dead back to life! This rabbit master heard your name when he was three months old, and now it has been one hundred and thirty-seven years! I didn't expect to see Mr. Bai's true face now.

Huang Tianluo said secretly: "This bastard, his mouth is full of feces, how can he remember it in three months? One hundred and thirty-seven years ago, my grandfather was not born yet! Let's see what he wants to do?"

Huang Tianci saw that something was wrong, so he went out to discuss countermeasures with the Heavenly Remnant Eight Monsters.

Duan Hongyu said: "If you want to say where this rabbit comes from, you have to start with the ninety-third generation of ancestors, the ninety-third generation ancestor of this rabbit is called Rabbit Gaoye, he was born in Lihua Village, Fujian, and suddenly one day he picked up a jade pendant, but he didn't expect it to be lost by the emperor, so that this ancestor can fly Huang Tengda......" Duan Hongyu said while making up, for a while that his ancestor was the emperor's godfather, and for a while he said that his ancestor married the queen mother, and he didn't finish talking about the work of the two pillars of incense.

The Shangguan brothers and sisters also heard that this rabbit master was messing around, but they thought that since this person arrived first, they could only wait patiently.

At this time, Duan Hongyu began to talk about Master Rabbit's son Master Rabbit again. As soon as Huang Tianluo heard him say this, he said that he would not be able to talk about his ninetieth generation ancestor tomorrow morning, so he said: "Okay, Master Rabbit, I know where you came from, you still let me see your injuries!"

Duan Hongyu turned down from the chair and said: "If you want to talk about my injury, you have to start from five days ago, that morning, this rabbit ate one hundred and eight steamed buns in a row, and felt a little supportive, so he went out of the village to go around, but I didn't expect to be seen by the same village Brother Hu, Brother Tiger asked me: 'Master Rabbit!, can you give me a piece of steamed buns?' I said: 'No!' Brother Tiger said: 'No!' Brother Tiger said: 'No!' Brother Tiger said: 'No!' Brother Tiger said: 'Give me a piece!' Brother Hu said again: 'Give me a piece of money!' ......" Duan Hongyu's ability to make up stories is quite weak, and he really can't think of the following plot, so he got stuck on Brother Hu and asked him for steamed buns. I've said it more than 100 times in this round of Q&A, and I haven't come up with the following yet!

Huang Tianluo interrupted him and said, "Is it that Brother Tiger asked you for steamed buns again, you said no, no?"

Duan Hongyu said with a smile: "Mr. Bai, you are really a miracle doctor, you even expected this." Brother Tiger said, 'Give me a piece!' I said, 'No!' Brother Tiger said, 'Give me a piece!' I said, 'No, no.' Brother Hu said again: 'Give me a piece!'......" He said more than a hundred times that Brother Tiger wanted steamed buns, but he still didn't finish speaking. Duan Hongyu wanted to do something weird to arouse the vigilance of the Shangguan brothers and sisters, but the Shangguan brothers and sisters were bent on healing, and they only felt that this rabbit master was a little unreasonable, and they didn't suspect that there was anything wrong with Huang Tianluo.

Huang Tianluo knew that Duan Hongyu was deliberately making trouble, and said with a gloomy face: "Master Rabbit, since you are injured, take off the hemostatic towel on your face, and I can see where you are injured!"

Duan Hongyu said: "I can't take it! I can't take it! The injury of this rabbit master is not on his head, but on his waist!"

Huang Tianluo said: "Since your head is not injured, why do you have to wrap it in a hemostatic towel?"

Duan Hongyu smiled and said, "People are shy!"

Huang Tianluo sneered: "Even if you are shy, you don't cover your head and dare not see people?" Master Rabbit, you stretch out your hand, I'll take a look at your pulse!"

Duan Hongyu said: "This rabbit doesn't sell elephants, but pigs and ducks don't sell less." If you want to say that this sells pigs, there is a lot of knowledge in it, there are many kinds of pigs, including domestic pigs, wild boars, black pigs, white pigs, flower pigs, boars, sows, big pigs, small pigs, fat pigs, lean pigs, ......" He then talked about the pig raising scripture, but he had never raised pigs at all, it was complete nonsense, and the preface did not match the afterword.

Huang Tian was slightly furious, and said secretly: "Where did you come from, bastard, you dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head!" Stretched out his hand and grabbed Duan Hongyu's wrist, and said with a dry smile: "Master Rabbit, I didn't mean to sell elephants, but to give you a number of pulses!"

Duan Hongyu said with a smile: "It turned out to be a pulse for this rabbit master! I thought that Mr. was talking about business with me!"

Huang Tian pushed his palms slightly, and pressed his four fingers Duan Hongyu's veins. He had the heart to teach Duan Hongyu a lesson, and this pressure also had at least four or five hundred catties of strength. Huang Tianluo originally thought that Duan Hongyu had to break bones, but he didn't expect that the other party's wrist was as strong as steel, and his fingers couldn't press it down at all. Duan Hongyu was still talking and laughing, as if nothing had happened.

Huang Tian was slightly shocked, and said secretly: "This person has such deep skills!" turned his fingers into claws, and grabbed Duan Hongyu's wrist with all his strength.

Duan Hongyu saw Huang Tianluo's fierce eyes, knowing that he was going to poison him, he caught a glimpse of a cat jumping by beside him, reaching out to carry the cat in his hand, he moved very quickly, and before Huang Tianluo could react, he had replaced his arm with the cat's head, only to hear a "click" sound, with the cat's scream, the cat's head had been instantly crushed by Huang Tianluo, and the headless cat was drenched in blood, which was really miserable.

Duan Hongyu took advantage of Huang Tian's slight stunned moment, and used an extremely effective movement with his left hand to remove the camouflage on his head.

Shangguan Yunying and Shangguan Hongying knew that the situation had changed, and quickly stood up and stepped aside. Shangguan Yunying recognized Huang Tianluo and exclaimed, "You are not Bai Gaofeng, you are Huang Tianluo of the Seven Peerless Mountains! Huang Tianluo, why do you want to pretend to be Bai Gaofeng to deceive people?"

Huang Tian said slightly embarrassed: "Shangguan Gongzi, I'm just joking with you!"

Duan Hongyu said with a smile: "The method of the master of the Huang Zhai to joke is really funny! It's just that there are any other tricks, this rabbit master has to see and know!"

Shangguan Hongying had already understood, and said sharply: "Huang Tianluo, what is the deep hatred between our brother and sister and you, why do you want to harm us?"

Huang Tianluo saw that the trick could not succeed for a while, and hurriedly said: "Miss Shangguan, don't listen to the villain's instigation, even if you have the courage to murder the two of you!"

Shangguan Hongying asked Duan Hongyu again: "Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, who are you?"

Duan Hongyu turned over nine big heels on the ground, then jumped onto the chair and said with a smile: "I really didn't lie to you, I am the master of the rabbit who is heaven and earth, omnipotent, loved by people, and extremely cute!" He was afraid of being recognized, and tried his best to imitate the words and deeds of the hare, but he went too far, in fact, even if the hare came, it would not be so out of line, he was no longer funny, but took the wrong medicine.