The wife's life is in danger, and the husband is still talking and laughing, threatening to have three wives and four concubines, this kind of thing, only Bai Wuchang can do it.

The man in the constellation is the ghost who makes him impermanent.

And the wife who was taken away by the fruit doll is Luo Yuru, the third sister of Zhengnan.

They jokingly call each other husbands and wives, which is not wrong, because they once worshiped the flower hall on the boat tower of the West Lake.

"Do you really think I won't dare to kill your wife?" Guo Doll raised a sneer, her heart was ruthless, and her fingertips were so hard that she was about to crush Yuru's throat.

Grabbing it with one claw, it didn't splash blood, and it raised a puff of mist.

The fog dissipated, and the glamorous Luo Yuru disappeared at this time, and in the place where she was standing just now, there was a little yellow rat.

The weasel has big eyes and a small mouth, small limbs, and a fluffy body, which is very cute.

The small front paws can't straighten out the beard and can't reach the throat.

Bai Wuchang stepped forward gently, held the yellow mouse in the palm of his hand, squinted his eyes and chuckled: "Guo Doll, you did choose the wrong person, you would rather choose me than my wife." ”

The yellow squirrel squeaked, the beard trembled, and he couldn't escape the white impermanence palm, looking cute and pitiful.

"In the south demon realm, there are four demon ancestors, and the original body is snakes, insects, rats and ants. Bai Wuchang gently stroked the yellow squirrel, like a pet of his own: "Guo Doll, you may never have thought that the third sister of Zhengnan is my wife." ”

Bai Wuchang picked up a peanut and sent it to the small front paws of the weas.

Seeing the yellow squirrel holding peanuts, he sighed helplessly: "Fruit doll, you can take people's bodies, and you can command people's limbs at will, but if you are imprisoned in the body of a mouse, your biggest ability is to eat a peanut." ”

Bai Wuchang had a lively chat with a mouse, and if no one stopped him, he might be able to talk about the old age.

With the help of the demon ancestor Yuru, he was able to catch the fruit doll smoothly, and when Caixing shook his head and chatted with the mouse, it seemed that all this was his credit.

Picking the moon really couldn't look at it, and said a righteous word: "Shi Ke can not be humiliated, we have already caught the fruit doll, and we shouldn't say humiliating words again." ”

"The lesson of the Chosen Moon Boy is very right. Caixing winked at the moon and smiled: "So, I'm waiting for the princess to sing the soul mantra and the soul return spell." ”

While speaking, Bai Wuchang picked up a wine jug, opened the lid, and chuckled at the moon: "Please ask the soul that the moon prince will take is still in this wine jug." ”

Picking the moon gestured, moved his mind, and sang the soul dementor in his mouth, first taking the fruit doll from the body of the yellow mouse, and then taking a soul return spell, detaining the fruit doll in the white impermanent wine jug.

Bai Wuchang covered the lid of the wine jug, shook the wine jug with satisfaction, and just wanted to talk to the fruit doll in the wine jug, but was held by others.

The one who picked his ears was Luo Yuru, who had turned back into a beautiful woman, and she not only twisted his ears fiercely, but also hit him on the head.

"My little Langjun, are you enjoying touching it?"

In order to catch the doll, Luo Yuru changed the real body of the yellow squirrel just now, and was indeed touched from head to toe by Bai Wuchang.

Being beaten by Yuru at this moment should have been taken for granted, but Bai Wuchang reported his grievances: "Touching the hair of a hand, this beating is very wrongful." ”

When the two of them were laughing, they heard a curse in the wine jug: "I confessed to being caught by you, and you don't have to flirt with me, I just want to ask, what do you want to do with me?"

Bai Wuchang held the wine jug in one hand and asked the fruit doll seriously: "Before I answer your question, I want to ask you, do you want to participate in the fairy and ghost war?"

"The underworld meddled in the affairs of my immortal realm and killed my immortals. The fruit doll snorted coldly, and her voice was arrogant: "I don't want to participate in the battle of immortals and ghosts, but to slaughter the underworld!"

"Good, good. Bai Wuchang nodded again and again, put the wine pot in his arms, and answered the previous question of the fruit doll: "Since you want to slaughter the underworld, it just so happens that we are on the way, you are originally a soul, you should not wander in the world, I will take you to the underworld and put your soul into the reincarnation gate, this is in accordance with the principles of heaven." ”

"Conform to your mother's bullshit!" Guo Doll immediately scolded: "You want to steal my limelight in the fairy and ghost war, so you work together to eradicate me, this is despicable and shameless!"

Despicable and shameless?

Bai Wuchang sneered and sighed: "Guo Doll, you are also worthy of being despicable and shameless? Let me tell you what meanness and shamelessness is." ”

There are loving couples in Donglin County, the husband is called Wei Wu, and the wife is called Xi Wen.

Wei Wu is a perennial businessman, Xi Wen works as an embroiderer at home, although the two of them are not rich and expensive, but they live a prosperous life.

Xi Wen has a good appearance, she is a rare beauty in ten miles and eight towns, after marrying a wife, she is moistened by rain and dew, and she is not even more beautiful.

Wei Wu was away from home all the year round, and Xi Wen abided by women's morals and never caused a scandal.

There are also Dengzi who are worried about Xi Wen's beauty, and he once teased Xi Wen for a few words, but he was scolded back by Xi Wen, which was boring.

But late one night, Xi Wen was dressed up extraordinarily glamorous and came to the forester's house alone.

She gave the forester a night of tenderness, and when she left the next morning, she took away a piece of ivory from the forester.

If Xi Wenken sold her love overnight and only sold it for a piece of chapter, there might be at least 1,800 people queuing up to buy her, why did she go to the old and ugly forester?

The reason is very simple, just because this ivory chapter is the remains of an elephant that the Buddha rode before Nirvana, and it is contaminated with the Buddha's aura.

Since this night, the forester has become obsessed with Xi Wen, and he often goes to entangle, and Xi Wen scolds him back.

Later, Lin Yuanwai became obsessed, and when Wei Wu went home, he went to negotiate with Wei Wu, saying that he would give Wei Wu a large sum of money to buy Xi Wen to go home as a concubine.

This is a great shame for the man, and Wei Wu beat the forester.

The forester was annoyed and angry, and told Wei Wu about the affair with Xi Wen overnight.

How could Wei Wu believe the words of this old rascal? When he wanted to raise his fist again to hit Lin Yuanwai, Lin Yuanwai said strong evidence.

Xi Wen has a red mole on the inside of his left leg.

It's a very private place, and no one can see it if you don't spread your legs apart.

Wei Wu's fist could no longer fall, and the forester took advantage of this opportunity to escape.

That night, Wei Wu asked about Xi Wen, Xi Wen was disheartened, her husband didn't believe in herself, why should she live in the world?

Xi Wen was ashamed and angry, hanged himself, and died a clear will.

Wei Wu lost his beloved wife, remorseful, and blocked his heart with blood, and went crazy.

Since then, he has wandered all over the world, and the people in the village have never seen him again.

The forester was obsessed with Xi Wen's warmth overnight, and he became obsessed with it, not eating or drinking for seven days, and still reading Xi Wen's name when he died.

"Guo Doll, that night's Xiwen is you. After finishing the short story, Bai Wuchang shook his head lightly: "For your momentary greed, you ruined two families and killed three lives, this is despicable and shameless." ”

After Bai Wuchang finished speaking, the fruit doll did not make a sound for a long time.

Yu Rulan sighed slightly, and muttered to herself: "Such an earth immortal is more hateful than a demon, I don't know what crime should be sentenced in the underworld?"