Chapter 311: Dharma Protector Heavenly God
"Well, almost!" Li Kui nodded and said to Wu Song: "Brother, I know that you admire Brother Li very much, and when you met in a dream, I thought it was reality, and you and I met for the first time in Mengzhou Mansion." ”
When Wu Song heard this, his heart was shocked, not because Li Kui's words would make everyone think that he was a dishonest person, but because in this way, didn't Li Kui directly send himself to the cage.
"Li Kui, didn't you see Wu Song in Anxi Village half a month ago?" Fu Yin asked.
"No!" Li Kui said loudly: "It's like the adults say, it's a god..... Something, Tie Niu respects Wu Song, so he regards a pine tree in front of his house as Wu Song, and often talks to him, so he can meet in his dreams at night. ”
It is estimated that Wu Song is the same, he has always admired Tie Niu's personality, so he misses a cow at home day and night, he himself went to what village, he may see a cow, and he thought that he had met Tie Niu, he was annoyed. ”
When Wu Song heard this, a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and he said in his heart: "No matter how stupid I am, I won't miss you with a cow..... Hey, no, the pine tree he was talking about, isn't it that he kowtowed to the pine tree in front of the Yaowang Temple that day, saying that if he wronged me, he would apologize, and later killed Ling Zhong under the pine tree, which is regarded as revenge for me!"
Wu Song understood all of a sudden, Li Kui was like Zhang Fei, the general of Shuzhong, thick and fine, Wu Song said in his heart: "It is a little bit to say that he is like Zhang Fei, in Anxi Village, I committed two lives, killed Meng Lin and Meng Jiao, Li Kui also killed Ling Zhong, if Fu Yin really sent someone to Anxi Village, he would definitely expose the murder, and at this moment he blocked the road and robbed, but it was a stab to be used to fill the army, but killing is a capital crime, Li Kui is fine." ”
"But to say that he is completely like Zhang Fei, it's not, he is confused when he should be fine, you think he is confused when he is confused, but he is very fine, this person is very weird!"
"Wu Song, you have thought clearly, have you seen Li Kui in Anxi Village?" Fu Yin saw that Li Kui's deification was not very credible, so he came to ask Wu Song.
"My lord, Wu Song thought wrongly, and when he saw a cow, he thought it was Li Kui. ”
"Phew!" Fu Yin scolded in his heart: "Look at you Wu Song, you are majestic, it turns out that you are also a muddy person, it seems that the rumors in the rivers and lakes may not be taken seriously, even if it is Brother Zhao's words, it is an exaggeration!"
Although Wu Song could not testify for Li Kui, he still summoned all the men of Happy Lin and asked them one by one, and everyone said that Li Kui only came ten days ago, and no one knew whether he was in Mengzhou half a month ago.
"Li Kui, at the moment, eight people accused you of blocking the road and robbing in the wild boar forest on the spot, and Wu Song and the happy forest guys can't prove that they don't do your business, do you have any excuse?"
"My lord, happy Lin Jiang Menshen is the brother of Tie Niu, he and Lord Zhang, the commander of Mengzhou's soldiers and horses, are friends of life and death, you and Lord Zhang are one article and one martial arts, sitting in Mengzhou Mansion, the relationship is extraordinary, look at this relationship, let Tie Niu go home, seeing that it is almost dark, go back to eat!"
When Wu Song heard this, he was stunned: "Oh, Brother Li is stupid again, even if Zhang Dujian is a sworn brother with you, you can't openly explain it, so Fu Yin has to handle it impartially!"
Syllable!
Fu Yin pointed at Li Kui and scolded: "As the saying goes, the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people, how can this official look at that kind of friendship, since the evidence of Li Kui's crime is conclusive, he will be temporarily imprisoned, and he will be sent down after hearing it!"
Li Kui is not stupid, he is often locked in a cell, he is already familiar with the operation of the cell, and he knows that he can't just be locked up for ten days and a half this time before he can come out.
"Brother, I'm afraid Tie Niu will have to stab the army this time, you have to take good care of my mother for me, my mother is your mother, you need to serve her three meals a day, and you have to wash her face and feet in the morning and evening......"
Li Kui shouted, and was taken into the cell by two arresters, and the Fu Yin instructed the eight people to stay in the inn for the time being, wait for the results of the trial of the official mansion, and after giving an explanation, they left the court.
Wu Song immediately pulled Dong Chao and Xue Ba aside, and said in a low voice: "Two brothers, my Tie Niu brother is very confused, and I want to bother you to take care of it." ”
After speaking, one person gave five taels of silver, but the two of them were righteous and refused to accept it no matter what, Wu Song was not reluctant, and said: "Then please go to the Happy Forest to eat and drink." ”
"Big brother, it's not that the villain deliberately pushes it, it's just that after being instructed by you, he has to do things, today he wants to fight with the jailer, and he will go to the Happy Forest to greet you another day. ”
Wu Song heard that the two of them were righteous, arched his hand, and left, he wanted to go back to tell the old lady the news.
Li Kui was escorted into the cell, he shook it hard, and the two arresters were quickly thrown away by him, "You don't need to escort me, I will come in this place like going home." ”
The two arresters were shocked at first, but seeing that he showed no signs of escaping, they didn't care, Li Kui walked all the way and said: "Don't go to the death row, all day long, the aggrieved cell doesn't go, cry and cry all day, the rude man's cell doesn't go, it's dirty, it's best to go with some monks and Taoists, or a cell for the poor, so as to take care of people." ”
The two catchers listened quickly and said with a smile: "You are really familiar with the way!"
"This is natural, Tie Niu spends one-third of his time at home serving his mother, one-third of his time gambling in the gambling house, and one-third of his time spending time in a prison cell!"
The two catchers were very amused when they heard it, and they didn't embarrass him, and locked him up with two peasants who had no money to pay rent, and were about to leave, when Li Kui shouted: "Man, untie the rope for me!"
The two scolded in their hearts: "The master doesn't scream, he calls the man, and he doesn't give silver, but he wants to untie the rope, you really think you are Zhang Dujian's sworn brother." ”
"You two untie him!"
Dong Chao, who came in, saw that it was his boss, and he didn't dare to speak, so he untied the rope for Li Kui, and Dong Chao handed a plate in: "Li Kui, you eat, if there is not enough, tell the prison level!"
Li Kui saw that it was a fat chicken, four steamed buns, and a pot of wine, and he happily sat cross-legged and ate it, and the two people in the same cell saw it and surrounded them.
Li Kui said angrily: "Do you want to rob me of my wine and meat?"
"Master, you look like a killing star, how dare we rob you of your wine and meat, just seeing you so rich, I don't know if you will be killed tomorrow?"
"Phew, the bird's head that killed you two hasn't killed me yet, I'm going out in two days!"
The two of them were very strange when they heard this, and said, "Did the master give the silver to the prison level?"
"If he doesn't serve him diligently, he will start fighting!"
The two of them saw that Li Kui was arrogant, and when they saw that Dong Chao was very respectful to him, they thought that Li Kui was still some big man, and said respectfully: "Master, dare to ask who you are?"
Li Kui heard them say that he was like a killing star, he had lived in a prison cell for a long time, and knew that the people in prison believed in ghosts and gods, and thought of what Wu Song had said about Gongsun Sheng, so he said mysteriously: "Have you heard of Erxian Mountain Luo Zhenren?"
"Naturally, he is a living immortal in the world!"
"I am the protector of the Dharma in front of the Luo Zhen seat, but when the Dharma protector exterminates the demons, the shot is heavy, and the killing is more, Luo Zhenren ordered the Yellow Turban Lux to lock me in a cage, as long as the deadline is up, it will naturally blow a gust of incense to send me away!"