Chapter 21: Zombie Jump

Guo Hao, Wu, Bai, Zhang, Liang and other thieves are all evil people, but they are very respectful and admire the people who have deep affection, Zhang Tieniu saw that the two brothers were in deep love, and his heart was excited, and he also stood up and said: "Woman, please kill me too, I am willing to accompany the two Li brothers to the Yellow Spring for a while." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" followed Bai San and Wu Wu, who were in unbearable pain, stood up with difficulty, and finally Guo Hao and Liang Fugui also stood up one after another, and said in unison: "Heroine, we are all willing to die together!"

Li Yihang was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, although he usually disagreed with what these men did, but they were so righteous that they wanted to accompany themselves to death, which was really shocking, and immediately bowed his head and said loudly: "The manly husband does things by himself, and I am Li ...... Plum...... I am willing to die to prove my innocence, I am alive alone, it is not a pity to die, but all my brothers are people with families, we must not be rash, pay for a life needlessly, and leave orphans and widows to suffer in the world!"

Meng Yue didn't expect things to develop to this point, seeing that people are not afraid of death, so why should they be afraid of death? These thieves are all morally oriented, and their hearts are also a little moved, so they said: "Okay! I promised Guanyin Bodhisattva not to kill today, and it is very undesirable to see blood, this time I will spare you not to die, and the next time you commit crimes, don't fall into my hands again, then I am not so lucky this time, let me go!"

All the thieves were overjoyed, and thanked one after another: "Thank you for the grace of the woman not to kill!" After making a few gestures, he turned around and left. If Li Yihang was amnesty, he and Li Nan had their legs and hands tied, and several other people forgot to untie them, so they had to escape step by step. Seeing the embarrassed appearance of the two of them, Mei Zhifei couldn't help but giggle and shouted, "Master, you see how much the two of them walk like zombies!" Meng Yue said: "Have you ever seen zombies, do zombies jump and walk like this? What like zombies, nonsense." Mei Zhifei said in her heart: "Folklore says that zombies are jumping and walking!"

All the rescued passengers calmed down at this time, and they all laughed out loud when they saw such a funny scene. Meng Yue couldn't help laughing, and suddenly her heart moved, and she shouted, "Wait! The thieves had already fled, and when they heard this cry, their hearts suddenly cooled, and they wondered if the female devil had changed their minds, and they did not dare not listen, so they walked back with a promise.

Meng Yue said: "I have to remember what you look like, and the next time I do something bad and let me bump into it, I won't spare my hand, Xiaofei, take a good look at them." Mei Zhifei replied, "Yes! Master." When the thieves heard this, their hearts were relieved and they exhaled. Li Yihang secretly complained bitterly, and his head lowered.

The master and apprentice looked at the faces of Guo Hao, Li Nan and the other six people, but saw that Li Yihang still didn't look up, Mei Zhifei said: "Master, this person always lowers his head and can't see his face clearly. Meng Yue said: "Little thief, raise your head, why are you so shy, do you have hemorrhoids on your face?" Li Yihang was embarrassed, and snorted: "Yes, yes, I am so ugly, I have a few big pus, I am afraid of frightening the two women!"

Meng Yue saw that the more he didn't show it, the more curious she became, and said to Mei Zhifei: "Xiaofei, go and see what he looks like, is he still as ugly as Zhu Bajie?" Mei Zhifei was a little scared, and hesitated: "Master, I'm afraid!" All the thieves were secretly amused in their hearts, thinking that although she was a girl walking on the rivers and lakes, she couldn't get rid of the childishness of an ordinary girl. Meng Yue also smiled and said: "What are you afraid of, are you still afraid that he will not be able to eat you?" Mei Zhifei was worried and moved to Li Yihang, Li Yihang bent down and lowered his head, not letting her see his appearance, and scared her: "If you want to see me, you can't eat lunch, not only will you not eat lunch, but you will vomit out of the food you ate three days ago!"

Mei Zhifei was suffocated, and she didn't dare to look at it. The passengers who had not yet left gathered around to watch the excitement, and the bold ones shouted: "Don't look at the little girl, you won't be able to sleep if you see it." "Little girl, have you ever seen a dominatrix? He's ten times uglier than a dominatrix!" The bearded man Mo Yuanqing was grateful to Li Yihang for his grace of not killing, and seeing that he didn't let her master and apprentice see their appearances clearly, he knew that there must be a reason, and he also helped: " Little girl, I also advise you not to look, this man has two big fangs, longer than a wild boar's, two noses facing the sky, you smell nauseous after years of stinky water, nose hair still grows to the forehead, two eyes are blood-red and blood-red is even more terrifying, when you see it, it will get into your heart, and you will never forget it in the future, and it often appears in your nightmares!"

Li Yihang knew his kindness, but it was too immoral to describe himself like this. Mei Zhifei was so frightened that she immediately turned around and looked at her master, her eyes full of pleading.

Meng Yue couldn't cry and laugh, and said in her heart: "This child is solid-eyed, and he is too timid. Deliberately straightened his face and said, "What, you are starting to disobey Master?" Mei Zhifei saw that Master was angry, and immediately said solemnly: "Don't dare!" Meng Yue said: "If you don't dare, go and see what he looks like." Mei Zhifei turned to look at him, but only saw his hair, so she had to bend down and turn her head to look, she had already prepared for the worst, but Li Yihang suddenly jumped, jumped around, and turned her back to her, revealing the back of her heart that was cut by Mo Yuanqing's long knife.

Mei Zhifei was stunned and asked, "Are you afraid or am I afraid, why don't you let me see it?" Li Yihang said: "I'm afraid of you." Mei Zhifei said: "Why are you afraid of me, what am I afraid of doing to you?" Li Yihang said: "I have frightened too many children, I really can't bear to frighten you." Mei Zhifei turned around for half a circle, came to Li Yihang again, and said, "Don't jump again, my master has to let me see it, and I'm not afraid now." Bent down to look, but unexpectedly, Li Yihang jumped again and turned his back to her. Mei Zhifei was a little annoyed, and went around again, Li Yihang couldn't stop jumping, Mei Zhifei couldn't stop going around, the scene was very funny. Everyone watched the two young men and women frolicking, and they all found it very amusement, and couldn't help laughing.

A robbery with swords and swords turned into such a funny and funny ending, but no one expected it. Meng Yue also laughed enough on the side, so she said: "Fei'er, don't make trouble, if you order his tank top and big vertebral acupoint, he won't be able to move." At this time, Li Yihang's vest was facing Mei Zhifei, although he didn't know what the big vertebral point was, but he expected that this Meng woman's words would not be wrong, so he jumped half a circle, turned sideways to face Mei Zhifei, Meng Yue couldn't help laughing when she looked at it, and said: "Click on his waist to jump the acupoint, see if he still jumps!"

Li Yihang was helpless, so he jumped away. Although his feet were tied, he also jumped very fast, and when Mui Zhifei came closer, he suddenly changed direction, leaving her helpless. Mei Zhifei saw that she was a girl, chasing a young man, others kept pointing and pointing, giggling and laughing, she couldn't help but feel more and more red on her face, getting hotter and hotter, and wanted to pour him faster, she took a breath at the moment, started light work, jumped behind him, stretched out her fingers and landed on his big vertebral point, Li Yihang heard the sound of the wind behind him, knew that he couldn't avoid it anymore, and shouted: "Slow!" Mei Zhifei's fingers were less than two inches away from the big vertebral point on his back.

Li Yihang suddenly straightened his waist and raised his head to Meng Yue and said, "If Meng Nuxia wants to see me, let you see me, don't frighten this little girl." Everyone saw that he suddenly raised his head to Meng Yue, and at this time they saw that he was still a young man with upright facial features, no hemorrhoids and pus, no teeth, and no nose hair, all of them were a little surprised. Meng Yue saw his face, except for the phlegm on his forehead, there was nothing special, and he felt a little strange, I don't know why he has been reluctant to show his true face, but he thought that he had delayed it for a long time, and he didn't want to explore it any further, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I remember it all, let's go." ”