Is Stephen Chow's "The King of Comedy" such a pretentious dead man?

Of course, Guo Fengxiao didn't want to discuss this issue with Tang Sanfu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In his opinion, this Tang San burial was an insult to the existence of his IQ, so he stepped aside and simply ignored Tang San's burial.

Tang San's funeral was fine, and then he said: "Okay, okay, I will definitely not add drama to myself next time I pretend to be dead." Let's go on and on. ”

"And next time?" Guo Fengxiao glanced at him, and said angrily, "You think too much, now even if you pretend to be the wind of spring, no one will pay attention to you." ”

He was right, the two of them were almost scared to pee just now, and at this time they were guarding the door of the black cell, and their bodies were shaking.

As for how much movement is going on in the cell, neither of them will look at the door again.

"It's useless to pretend to be dead, what about pretending to be sick?" Tang Sanfu deliberately made a look of not giving up.

"It's useless, big brother, how many times do you want me to say it?" Guo Fengxiao looked impatient.

"Oh, I see. Tang Sanfu pretended to sigh in frustration and said, "I'll just say, you have to be the lord's staff officer to find the lord directly, and what kind of dealer do you have to go through, it's really too much." Look, now we're both in a black cell, and you're satisfied. ”

", this is all your fault, okay?" Guo Fengxiao glanced at Tang Sanfu again, and said disdainfully, "Besides, if I approach the lord through the dealer, and then become a staff officer, I naturally have my deep meaning, and you can't understand it with your IQ." ”

Tang Sanfu "cut" and snorted: "What are you bragging, you don't dare to say it when you see the lord, you think that this BB can deceive me?"

Seeing that Tang Sanfu didn't believe it, Guo Fengxiao didn't want to explain anything, but Tang San's expression was too unpleasant.

"Why am I lying to you?" Guo Fengxiao, who really couldn't stand it, said angrily, "If you go directly to the lord, you can also become a staff officer." But if I'm alone, I'll definitely be excluded by others, and if something happens in the future, I'll not be done playing; ”

"Oh, why did you become a staff officer under the lord through the dealer, if something happens, someone will protect you?" Tang Sanfu continued to pretend to be stupid.

"Hey, the relationship is a bit complicated, and you can't understand it with your IQ. Guo Fengxiao said, sighing, "So don't ask." ”

It was a little interesting, Tang Sanfu nodded, changed the subject, and asked, "Then what should we do now?"

"What should I do? ”

Guo Fengxiao glanced at Tang San's burial, and he was embarrassed to ask what to do, there was originally another way, but he was messed up by what he just did.

Tang Sanfu looked like he was completely fine, he was pretending, and at this moment, he was still mocking in a weird manner: "Yo, you still have to be the chief of staff, you can't escape from this little black prison, and I don't know where you got your confidence." ”

"I said that your head is an ornament, or is it an ornament?" Guo Fengxiao pointed to Tang San's burial and complained very unhappily, and then said, "Let's sleep now to nourish our spirits, and try to escape at night, those two gatekeepers now look majestic and high-spirited, and they won't be sleepy and wilting at night? Even if they find out that we have escaped from the black prison, how can they still have the spirit to chase us? Okay, let's not talk about it, sleep." ”

After that, Guo Fengxiao walked aside, lay on the ground, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

Tang San wanted to see what means he could have to escape from the black prison at night, and he fell asleep as soon as his eyes were closed.

At nightfall, a few men walked into the black prison, and after waking up Tang Sanfu and Guo Fengxiao, those men escorted the two of them to another building.

It was a two-story building, and although it was not high, it covered a lot of land and had a lot of rooms.

After following the men up the stairs, they came to the balcony.

The balcony is enclosed, with thick glass walls through, and against the balcony is a row of benches.

Then the men who were leading them stopped, and then one of them pointed to the bench and said, "Sit down, and call until you go in again." ”

Then they were given a sign for each of them, Tang San's burial was "No. 7", Guo Fengxiao was "No. 8", and there were two people sitting on chairs in front of them.

When the two of them were seated on the benches, the men turned and left.

What the hell is going on? Guo Fengxiao and Tang Sanyu glanced at each other and wondered.

I had planned to escape from the black prison at night, but I didn't expect to be brought here.

Guo Fengxiao saw that there were people guarding the corridors and the four corners of the balcony, and he couldn't help sighing: "It seems that you can't escape, life, life." ”

Tang Sanfu was not as depressed as him, and asked the man beside him, "This big brother, where is this, what the hell is going on?"

The man next to him was thirty years old, tall and tall, holding a sign with the number 6 in his hand.

"You don't know here, you see, what's written on it. The man stretched out his hand and pointed to the other side.

I looked at the man's finger and saw that he and the others were facing a room.

The room was twice as big as the others, and the door was guarded by a sign at the door.

"The main office?" Tang Sanfu looked at the sign and said curiously, "What is this general office?"

"You don't even know that. The man pouted and said, "The head office is the place where the coolies are audited, and after passing the audit of the head office, the coolies are waiting to go to other territories." ”

"So what's the audit?"

"Actually, I don't audit anything. The man smiled, he should have had experience as a coolie, and said, "It depends on the money to do things, a coolie can be sold for fifty yuan, of course, if you have money on you and can redeem yourself, they will release you immediately." ”

"How much does it cost to redeem yourself?"

"It's not expensive, a hundred. ”

The man pouted and said that he was a coolie who was often sold around, and he knew a lot about this business.

Although the name coolie is a bit miserable, in fact, it is the same as other low-level working dogs, they also do the same work for the same time, and they also have the same salary and treatment, but their lives are more unstable, and they are often sold from this territory to that territory.

Most of the people who engaged in the work of coolies were wanderers who had no fixed place to live.

As for the building, it was where the buyers on the black market worked.

The black market is an organized and intangible market, and of course it has its office buildings.

There was a loud "bang".

At this moment, a teacup suddenly fell out of the room of the "main office", made a screeching sound, and was shattered.

At the same time as the teacup was shattered, all the tea and tea leaves in the cup were spilled on the balcony.

At this time, another scolding was heard coming from the "head office".

"Why, why is it always me? I'm also a dealer anyway, so let me do whatever I encounter. What about him? He's out there, is that fair?"