Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Wind Is Quiet
Duan Hongyu felt a little bored in the barracks, so he came out of the tent to Ji Yuanpeng and Ji Xiaoyu's barracks, and whispered: "Ji girl, Ji girl." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" just screamed twice, and there was a stone on his back, and when he looked back, Ji Xiaoyu was pursing his lips and looking at him and laughing.
Duan Hongyu was a little angry, and said in his heart, why are you beating me? Just as he was about to theorize, he saw Ji Xiaoyu glaring at him.
Duan Hongyu didn't say anything more, and followed Ji Xiaoyu out of the camp.
There was a forest not far from the camp, Ji Xiaoyu stopped and said with a smile: "What are you looking for me?"
Duan Hongyu said: "I can't sleep, I want to find you out to chat and relieve my boredom." ”
Ji Xiaoyu said: "Okay! It just so happens that I can't sleep, and I'm trying to come out to find you!"
There was a crooked-necked willow tree in front of them, and the two of them flew to sit on it. At that time, the night breeze was soft, the moonlight was dissolving, and the stars in the sky were blinking like naughty children, quietly eavesdropping on the conversation between the two. Ji Xiaoyu smiled: "What do you want to say?"
Duan Hongyu said: "I don't know what to say!"
Ji Xiaoyu smiled: "There's nothing to say, what are you looking for me?"
Duan Hongyu said: "I want to hear you!"
Ji Xiaoyu said: "Then what do you want to hear?"
Duan Hongyu said: "Just tell me about when you were a child!"
Ji Xiaoyu thought for a while and said, "It's okay." We are in the countryside, and there are so many interesting things, but I have forgotten them, but I still remember the matter of catching the thief. At that time, my father planted a lot of big and red sweet dates on the mountain, but they were delicious, and they were chewed in the mouth, and they were called crispy. Many scoundrels in the village got the idea, and they got so excited that they came to steal it in the middle of the night. When they bully their fathers when they are old, they use the wheel warfare method to constantly harass them day and night. Dad was disturbed by them day and night, and he was really exhausted. I saw that my father was too tired, so I went up the mountain to help my father watch the mountain. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "There are so many of them, and they are all strong boys, aren't you afraid?"
Ji Xiaoyu said: "I'm not afraid, I'm bold." I was only thirteen years old, and I went to chase them, but they were not afraid of me, and they saw me as if no one was there. I couldn't help it, so I asked Brother Liu Wu to help me dig a big pit during the day. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "Is it the Liu Wu who presented the picture to the tiger-headed single?"
Ji Xiaoyu said: "Yes, it's him, but he hasn't become bad at that time! The two of us piled a lot of soil in the big pit and brought water to fill it. Brother Liu Wu originally used dung, I thought it was too dirty, and it was not a big evil thing to steal dates, and I couldn't trample them too much, so I replaced it with this pit of mud. We spread branches and lotus leaves on the pit and covered it with a thin layer of soil. That night, Brother Liu and I led the big yellow dog to hide in the dark, and Brother Liu Wu held the dog's mouth with his hand to prevent it from barking. This group of guys really came again, they saw that there was no one in the jujube forest, so they were relieved to boldly go up the tree to pick jujubes, at this time, Brother Liu Wu and I let go of the big yellow dog and pounced on them. They were not afraid of me, but they were afraid of Liu Wuge and the big yellow dog, so they jumped off the tree and fled, and our soldiers forced them in three ways to the big pit. When they jumped over the pit, they went down with a limp under their feet. The latter didn't want to go down, but they were afraid of being bitten by the yellow dog, so they also jumped down, and a total of seven or eight of them were all trapped in it. The mud was so deep that it didn't reach their heads, and they all cried out for help in the pit like terracotta figurines. Brother Liu Wu and I asked them to promise not to steal again, so we dragged them up with wooden sticks. They stink, and it's a terrible mess. Brother Duan, guess what's going to happen in the future?"
Duan Hongyu was also attracted by the story of this bold and smart girl, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Ji Xiaoyu said: "Not only did they not dare to steal dates to eat again, but they also turned around and ran away wherever they saw me, and they also gave me the nickname 'Little Yasha'." After speaking, Ji Xiaoyu giggled.
Duan Hongyu said: "Haha, now I know your nickname." ”
Ji Xiaoyu pouted and said, "I don't allow you to tell others." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "I don't say it, I really didn't expect you to have such an experience." To tell you the truth, I didn't do a lot of tricks to steal melons and dates. If you meet them, that's your fate, if you meet me, you will have to suffer. ”
Ji Xiaoyu glared and said, "Brother Duan, dare you steal too?"
Duan Hongyu said: "I was the most naughty when I was young. I eat everything from every family in my village, just like my own. ”
Ji Xiaoyu said: "They don't arrest you?"
Duan Hongyu said: "Where can they catch me, I can run fast!"
Ji Xiaoyu said: "Yes, your martial arts are so good, of course they can't catch up with you." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "Don't think about it, my martial arts are not practiced like that. There was also a big orchard in our village at that time, and it was watched by an old man and a little girl, and they happened to have a very fierce dog. ”
Ji Xiaoyu scolded with a smile: "You are trying to ridicule me and my father in a roundabout way." ”
Duan Hongyu said seriously: "I'm not sarcastic about you, there really is such a family, but they don't grow dates, but watermelons, and their dog is not yellow, but black, but that dog is fierce, I'm afraid it is more powerful than your big yellow dog." That little girl is also thirteen or fourteen years old, but she looks dark and ugly, but she is not as beautiful as you. ”
Ji Xiaoyu said sweetly in his heart: "You will coax me." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "Their father and daughter are actually pitiful enough, I haven't touched their watermelons at all, but somehow they are suspicious of me." ”
Ji Xiaoyu said: "That's because you did all the bad things, and people thought of you, if I were replaced, I would think the same." ”
Duan Hongyu said: "That may be the case, but that's annoying enough, they came to the door many times, I was told by the master I don't know how many times, I explained many times, but it was useless, this notoriety of stealing melons made me doomed." Every time I pass by in his melon orchard, you don't look at how fierce the girl is, her eyes seem to shoot two knives to slaughter me, and she leads the dog and yells at me, calling me a melon thief. ”
Ji Xiaoyu chuckled: "You are really pitiful. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "Can you swallow this evil breath?"
Ji Xiaoyu said: "Of course not. ”
Duan Hongyu said: "Not bad. I thought about it, but I didn't think of a good way to retaliate, so I went to Sister Yunqing for help. Sister Yun rolled her eyes and thought of a good solution. ”
Ji Xiaoyu said: "Your sister Yun doesn't teach you well, how can she give you such an idea!"
Duan Hongyu argued: "They wronged me in the first place! Could I just suffer from their white anger? I found a big red basket and cooked it, plucked it with cold water, and touched it with sesame oil on the outside. Sneak to the edge of the melon garden. The big black dog was the first to jump out. When I saw the dog come out, I threw away the carrots, and ran aside. When the dog saw the fragrant radish, he was greedy and went to bite it, but the outside of the radish was cold, but the inside was hot, and the dog was so hot that he couldn't shake off the radish, so he ran around screaming wildly, and finally burned his teeth alive. When it became a toothless dog, I was not afraid, so I beat it to death with a wooden stick and invited my friends to a fragrant roast of dog meat. Guess what happened after the father and daughter died of the big dog?"
Ji Xiaoyu said: "If people don't come to the door yet, let your master beat you." ”
Duan Hongyu said with a smile: "How can they have the guts? The next day, the old man took his ugly girl and brought two big watermelons to the door to apologize to me, begging me not to harm them anymore, look at the pitiful appearance of the ugly girl, she really looks like you." ”