Chapter 89: "Are you touching it like this?" Meng Bai demonstrated
"Qianyuan Henry Zhen! Qianyuan Henry Zhen! Damn!" Meng Bai said helplessly, now it is estimated that Wang Ke has almost eaten the zongzi. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info It's really not that I don't want to save you.
The question is......
Alas, it would have been fine if there was no hope at all for this set of footwork, but when he walked this set of footwork, he always found that he had the hope of going out. But it's always the last step, and it's all around again.
"I feel like if you go around like this, you probably won't be able to get out until you die. Du Wei said this, as if he was looking at a clown.
"Alas, didn't you just impulsively want to save Wang Ke. Meng Bai shook his head and said, "I need to calm down, anyway, it is estimated that Wang Ke will also be eaten clean at this time." There is no hope. ”
"But he was eaten up, and you are so calm?"
"Otherwise, cry a lot, and attract a few more rice dumplings?"
"But don't you feel a little guilty?"
"Nonsense! Of course guilty. I haven't seen him kiss the dumplings yet, which makes me feel very guilty. ”
“......”
Meng Bai stood in place, and suddenly pricked up his ears. There was the sound of a thin cord around, and in the dark environment, some people would think it was a mouse, while others thought it was a rice dumpling, "Something is coming around." ”
"So if you don't leave soon, you're in danger?"
"But I've got a way. ”
"Cut! You just said you had a solution. Du Wei said disdainfully.
Meng Bai didn't answer this sentence, but his face sank, and his body moved with his heart.
This...... Or is it that out of tune or something?
No, something seems to have changed.
What kind of change? Du Wei looked at it with some confusion, obviously every action was the same.
......
By the way, this footwork is reversed.
The order of Meng Bai's footwork was completely opposite to the one just now, and he walked step by step. The picture in front of me is constantly changing, without a trace of stagnation. But Meng Bai still seemed to be standing in place.
The next moment, a thick and twisted arm stretched out behind Meng Bai's back, but Meng Bai smiled and took a step forward, and all the smoke dispersed. What appeared in front of Meng Bai was a huge stone gate.
"Hehe, I know. Everywhere here is built according to the opposite feng shui. If you want to go to a good place, you must not be able to get out, you can only go to the land of great evil. Meng Bai stood under the stone gate and explained to Du Wei.
This stone gate is huge, but not very delicate. In this way, a lonely stone gate stands here, and behind it is a road paved with bluestone bricks. There are various stone carvings on both sides, and most of the carvings are warriors in human form.
But there don't seem to be any corpses here, and yes, anyone who can get here won't die on the road in front of them.
Meng Bai observed carefully, but found that there were still some words on the stone gate. Explorers by profession certainly don't give up on these suggestive words.
"The mountain of green hills, the white fox mourns. Thousands of years of Nanke, nineteen years of difficult ......"
Reading this, Meng Bai had to stop, because the following content had been messily altered. I don't know what kind of sharp weapon was used, but it doesn't look like an ordinary dagger or sword.
What's going on underneath?
Meng Bai shook his head and stepped through the door.
"Ahem, aren't you curious?"
A slightly old voice came, right under the empty door. Behind Meng Bai was a black mist, and in front of him were stone walls on both sides and countless stone carvings. and a road with no end in sight. The main color here is still black, there is no anger at all, and even the expression on the stone sculpture is full of frustration. There is no hint of majesty in sight.
However, in this dead space, an equally dead voice came. If Wang Ke was here, he would definitely be scared, but it was Meng Bai here.
Meng Bai scratched his head and said, "Hey, old man, how could I not be curious? As an explorer, exuberant curiosity is my greatest talent. But what about curiosity? Isn't there no chance? It's better to go on, I can still know what I should know, and as for those who can't, forget it. ”
"Oh, your mentality makes the old man not know what to say. Also, why aren't you afraid?" The old voice seemed to be very puzzled, and it should be strange for such a voice to suddenly appear around him, right? But why did this seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy not panic at all?
Meng Bai smiled indifferently.
"If you are willing to talk to me like this, at least I am not in danger, so why can't I play the tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, and talk to you well?
"Okay, okay, haha, it's funny, I've met a lot of people over the years. But it's the first time I've seen someone as interesting as you. ”
Meng Bai picked the corners of his mouth and said playfully: "Then old man, I have played the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young." Are you supposed to give me something?"
"You kid, can't you ask who I am first?" The old man seemed to be angry, but he seemed to be joking with Meng Bai, which made people confused.
"Cut! As for your identity, do I still have to guess? Old Yang, it seems that you are very confident in your concealment. ”
Old, old...... Yang: How does this kid know that I am Yang Tiandou?
Could it be that he had seen me before? No, I was here seven hundred years ago, and no one should be able to live for such a long time except for those old monsters of the Heavenly Machine Pavilion?
Or have you seen my portrait? Hmm...... This one is possible.
Wait! I haven't shown up yet!
Yang Tiandou was very surprised to think that he and Meng Bai had been talking by words all the time, and Meng Bai had never seen his appearance at all. Could it be ......
So he speculated and said, "Boy, are you a disciple of Tianji Pavilion?"
Meng Bai shook his head, twisted his neck and said, "No." ”
"Then how do you know that I am Yang Tiandou?"
Meng Bai nodded thoughtfully, held his chin with his right hand, and said, "Oh, it turns out that you are really Yang Tiandou." ”
“...... You're lying to me?"
"Sort of, but only a small part. I thought that according to the experience of monster novels, the people who can transmit sound like this are some very good characters. And what kind of awesome characters will there be in this tomb? Even if it's not you, you should be from your Yang family, right?"
"Well, what kind of bullshit are you here, there is no logic at all. But you still guessed it, what should I say?"
"Are you content, have you ever read a detective novel?"
"What is a detective novel?"
Meng Bai knew that people in this world definitely didn't know what a detective was, so he could only explain, "It's just a story of quick arrest and case solving." ”
"Oh, I see. So what does it matter?"
"It doesn't matter, just to prove to you that my logic is already rigorous. Meng Bai said with a serious face: "In the detective novels I have read, the general logical relationship is basically a strong word and a reason. There's no logic at all, like how do you prove that you're a perverted old man who likes to eat shit?"
Although hearing this, Yang Tiandou wanted to scold a little, but curiosity still stopped him. So he asked, "How can I prove it?"
"You just need to prove that you licked the bowl with your tongue when you ate today. ”
Yang Tiandou couldn't figure it out, "Does it matter?"
"That's right, that's your reaction. Then the people around the protagonist will ask suspiciously. Then, the protagonist may push his glasses and enter pretending mode, and then after a series of inconsistency analyses, he gets a seemingly normal and reasonable result. You must know that his process is all coincidental and cannot withstand any scrutiny. But it doesn't matter, as long as you end up being a perverted shit-eater. At this time, the friends around the protagonist began to yell, wow, I really didn't expect it. ”
Although Yang Tiandou couldn't understand a lot of words, he finally understood the general meaning, so he said: "Nonsense, it's strange that you can think of strong words." ”
"That's right, but among the students in school, you should be in disbelief at this time and say, no, how do you know that I like to eat? There's no logic at all. Okay, you know how rigorous my reasoning just now is, right?" Meng Bai said triumphantly.
“...... The old man regretted talking to a boy like you. ”
Meng Bai patted his chest and said with a smile: "Thank you for your old compliment, I will continue to work hard." ”
"Well, forget it, you come here. Just follow this road, be careful, and be sure not to touch the stone carvings on the side of the road. ”
"Are you talking about touching like this?" Meng Bai asked as he demonstrated.
“...... I rub. ”