Chapter 037: A Life of Being Crushed

Xuan Ning was stunned for a long time, as if trying to understand the meaning of Chen Ao's words. After thinking about it for a long time www.biquge.info she suddenly smiled: "What do you say? What do you mean? Are you drunk? Or can you always say these interesting witticisms?"

Chen Ao didn't plan to make people in this era accept the theory of time and space travel all at once, and he didn't care about Xuan Ning's words.

He looked serious and said, "Miss Xuan, I have told a lot of lies in my life, but now I haven't lied. I'm here in the twenty-first century, a thousand years from now. The world at that time...... It's completely different from ...... now."

Xuan Ning was a little ridiculous. In her opinion, Chen Ao obviously drank too much wine and began to talk nonsense. But even so, she couldn't help but wonder, "What will that look like in a thousand years......?"

Seeing that she was tempted, Chen Ao suddenly came to his senses, rolled up his sleeves, and began to explain the world he had lived in for more than 20 years.

Although Xuanning had difficulty understanding many new words, he also listened to them with relish. She smiled and said, "Chen Ao, after listening to you for a long time, I am in a much better mood." Thank you for taking the trouble to make me happy!"

Chen Ao was sweating profusely, listening to what she meant, he still refused to believe it, and was even more anxious, and said angrily: "What I said is true!"

He was so serious, but it caused Xuan Ning to sneer: "Okay, good, what you said is true! However, you said that in your place, men and women can ...... casually Belch...... Wouldn't that be a mess!"

She blushed so much that she asked only one question, and then said no more.

Chen Ao laughed: "Of course! In my time, men and women were equal! If you meet a scumbag like your senior brother, you can kick him directly!"

Xuan Ning suddenly stared at Chen Ao and said, "Then aren't you also with many women...... Falling in love?"

Chen Ao's face suddenly froze, and he laughed dryly. This little girl really can't open any pot. Didn't she know that this was my greatest shame?

Xuan Ning really didn't know. Seeing her eyes burning, she refused to give up without asking for an understanding. Chen Ao had no choice but to nod and said with a forced smile: "It's not a secret, I have dated thirty-six ......."

"Ahh

"What's your name!" Chen Ao lowered his voice, "However, they have all kicked it!

Xuan Ning covered his mouth with his hand and said in surprise: "Then aren't you...... A scumbag who is worse than his senior brother?"

Chen Ao suddenly felt helpless, and his head swelled. What kind of logic is this little girl?

Chen Ao kept saying to himself in his heart that Xuan Ning was just a little girl a thousand years ago, and she didn't understand anything!

Finally, the anger in Chen Ao's heart slowly calmed down, and in the face of Xuanning's "thirsty for knowledge" eyes, he could only talk about his life one by one.

Chen Ao's life is a life that has been crushed, and it is also an epic. From the moment he was born, he was destined to be tragic......

"Speaking of these thirty-six lovelorn experiences, it is really earth-shattering...... Two years ago, my parents had another heated argument over my college major. My father wanted me to be an honorable policeman. My mother, on the other hand, wanted me to fulfill her dream of becoming a doctor. The two argued, and finally took a step back and finally reached a compromise...... So, I became a forensic doctor!"

Xuan Ning couldn't understand the word "forensic doctor", but judging from what Chen Ao did to Wu Dazhuang, he could guess a little.

The so-called forensic doctor is just a puppet in the yamen! Someone actually wants to let his child be a puppet, which really surprised Xuanning.

You must know that in this era, it is a very lowly profession, and even many times, it is held by untouchables.

Chen Ao took Xuan Ning's surprised expression as sympathy for himself, and immediately introduced her as a confidant.

"Forensic doctor, where is it like in those TV series, tall and handsome, with long legs? When others hear this, they immediately think of corpses, and then they think of the heart, liver, and large intestine......"

Of course, Chen Ao also knows that he is not a rich second generation, and he does not have the appearance of a little fresh meat, of course, he will exchange for one "good person card" after another!

"From a middle school classmate, to the sister of a college roommate, to the niece of the seventh uncle of Xiao Hei downstairs...... Anyone who can reach a girl will be sent a ......"

Chen Ao borrowed the strength of the wine, and the more he talked, the more excited he became. Xuan listened quietly, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes. Two injured people, unconsciously holding each other's hands, bring each other comfort in this lonely night.

Chen Ao smiled gratefully, and suddenly became proud in his chest: "But I am not discouraged by this! The lessons of the past two years have taught me that I must work hard. Not only did I finish the four-year course on my own in advance, but I also took the English level 4 or 6 and the computer science level 2 in the country. Preparation is now underway for the National Bar Examination and the Certified Public Accountant Examination......"

Speaking of this, Chen Ao had strength again. In the 21 st century, what is the most important?

Certificate!

"By the time I've passed all these exams, I'll get a stack of certificates. I had to find the thirty-six girls one by one and tell them softly, I'm sorry, I'm a lawyer. Or, I'm sorry, I'm a psychiatrist! I didn't have a choice before, but I'm not going to be a good person from now on!"

"How's it going, isn't it? Is it instantly full of admiration?" Chen Ao became more and more excited the more he spoke, with a lewd smile on his face. He seemed to hear the sound of the girls being slapped in the face, and saw that they couldn't wait to throw themselves into their arms.

However, he forgot the most important thing, he has now reached the Northern Song Dynasty, a thousand years ago!

And even in this era, it is difficult to erase his most important identity - sling!

Xuan Ning barely understood a word, just heartily happy for Chen Ao. Somehow, seeing Chen Ao smiling, she also felt full of joy.

I haven't experienced this wonderful feeling for many years. The most recent was three years ago......

At that time, the senior brother was still the closest person......

Xuan Ning was suddenly taken aback by his thoughts. Don't...... I'm actually in love with this oily, slick guy who only talks nonsense?

Xuan Ning was startled by the thought that suddenly came to him. She hurriedly shook her head, throwing the bold idea out of her head. In her mind, she has never regarded a man like Chen Ao who can only play tricks as her sweetheart.

Her sweetheart will always be like a senior brother, Yushu is in the wind, and his martial arts are strong. Even if the senior brother had deceived her, it did not change Xuan Ning's standard for her sweetheart.

Chen Ao was still talking about his crushed life, but Xuan Ning was no longer paying attention. Her heart has flown out of the mountains and farther away......