Chapter 1: Silverback King Kong
Call... Scold...... Ahem......
Li Xuan was woken up by a snoring, and after opening his eyes, he felt that his whole body was cold and sticky, as if someone had brushed a layer of glue on his skin.
Depend on!
That's a lot of night sweats!
Li Xuan took a few deep breaths, and secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good.
He knows a little bit about medicine, and he can do some analysis with his symptoms.
The wet stickiness was obviously caused by night sweats last night, and he reached out to touch the sheets, and sure enough, it was quite damp!
Such a degree of night sweats can be called a deviation!
If it's like this every night, it's the equivalent of mild heat stroke every night!
What's even more terrifying is that I was awakened by playing a gourd in a dream, and there is no doubt about sleep apnea syndrome.
No wonder I wake up with a dizzy head, chest tightness and panting!
There is no doubt that my body is about to have a big problem.
In traditional medicine, it means that the lungs, kidneys, liver, spleen and heart are deficient, so that dizziness, tinnitus, fatigue, palpitations, wheezing, hot flashes and night sweats.
In modern science, it is because of the abnormal daily diet, exercise, and mood that lead to serious sub-health of the body, and all indicators are abnormal, and there is a possibility of sudden death at any time!
What's going on?
Is your body so weak?
Li Xuan sat up on the bed, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, when did his belly become so big!
It's like a pregnant woman who is about to give birth!
What's going on?
Bloating?
But there was no feeling of bloating, but a feeling of hunger.
Li Xuanhun stood up in a daze, and then suddenly realized that this was not his home!
Because there is a stack of discs that are very conspicuously placed on the computer desk, this kind of genuine Li Xuanke has never supported it!
What's even more terrifying is that in addition to familiar words such as Mikami and Hatano, other hiragana business cards are also as clear as kanji, and Japanese level 8 overnight?
No way!
A terrible speculation has emerged!
Li Xuan looked sideways at the bedside mirror, and a strange fat face appeared in it.
Sure enough, it's crossed!
But that's too rubbing!
Let's not ask for handsomeness and gold, ordinary people are not too much!
How can you make such a fat look!
Li Xuan couldn't help but think to himself, if this is the case, he would simply go back to the furnace and rebuild it.
Wrong!
If it's time traveling, why don't you have any memories of the past, and you don't have memories of the present?
Li Xuan thought about it until his stomach gurgled!
Then he naturally stood up and walked to the kitchen!
Damn it!
Stop it!
Li Xuan tried to control his body and stopped.
Unfortunately, it didn't work at all, he couldn't even control a little finger.
Li Xuan could only watch as he walked to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door.
Half-price bento boxes and rice balls?
When the two foods were taken out, some memory fragments began to emerge as well.
The bento is slightly spicy pork cutlet curry, and the rice ball is bonito with plums.
It's all the type of flavor that Tianlongsheng likes, so what this dead fat house is looking forward to the most before going to bed last night is breakfast.
The next operation made Li Xuan even more dumbfounded.
The guy skillfully clicked on the microwave oven with one finger, and then put the two bento boxes and three rice balls into the microwave oven.
Three minutes after setting the heat to medium, he took out a large bowl from the cutlery rack.
The large bowl with plum patterns is enough to hold a grapefruit, and the big one is speechless!
Tianlongsheng's pair of fat pig hands are elegantly and rhythmically sprinkled with red ginger shreds, seven-flavor Tang spices, chopped seaweed, and wooden fish flowers.
In the end, a small half bottle of mayonnaise was squeezed into a spiraling technique.
At this time, the bento and rice balls were also warmed, and he poured the bento into a large bowl first, tore off the seaweed on the outside of the rice ball, and then broke it together with the rice ball and put it into a large bowl.
Soon, a bowl of weird bibimbap that looked super greasy appeared in front of Bai Chen's eyes!
This is his mother's pig food!
The fat house is really disgusting, can't you eat it one by one!
Li Xuan resisted in his heart, but he couldn't control his hand at all, so he could only watch as he picked up a large spoon with his right hand and dug straight into a piece of pork cutlet.
It smells so good!
This guy is really a talent, obviously it is a half-price bento that has passed the best appreciation period, but it makes him feel quite delicious, and he has a feeling of turning decay into magic!
But this is really heavy oil and salt, and the calories are off the charts!
Even if Tianlongsheng doesn't get taken away by himself, I'm afraid he won't have a few days to live!
Li Xuan watched himself solve a bowl of rice in three minutes, and then habitually sorted garbage and soaked the dishes and chopsticks into the pool.
Tianlongsheng didn't have the idea of washing dishes at all, patted his swollen stomach and went straight to the bed, ready to lie on the bed and play with his mobile phone first!
That's right, that's how the day of the fat house began.
After a greasy breakfast, lie down in bed and play mobile games for two hours, then sit in front of the computer and play online games for an hour, then it's time for lunch.
Lunch is the most expensive, and it is usually a delivered hamburger and pizza set for about 2,000 yen, and the advantage is that you can eat super high-calorie food without leaving home.
And even if you don't eat enough at noon, you won't feel bad because you can take a nap right away.
The nap is three or four hours, and after getting up and watching a few variety shows, it will soon be nine o'clock in the evening, and then Tianlongsheng will go out to shop.
At this time, he will go to Lao Cai, which is considered his maximum exercise in a day.
The main reason why I went to Lao Cai was because the food there was delicious and cheap.
This old street nearby is called Motofuku, and it is a typical Showa shopping street, old and old.
When night comes, office workers go to izakayas, and young people go to trendy meccas.
The housewives, the main customers of the small shops in the old street, have also finished shopping, so many shops will sell things at discounts and cheap.
In particular, there is a delicatessen shop called Aicaijia, croquettes, mayonnaise fried shrimp are cheap and delicious, and seven kinds of skewers are full of flavor, and the most popular thing is a cartilage meatball.
Usually each cartilage meatball sells for 40 yen, and after 9:30 it costs 30 yen.
If you can't finish it, put it in the refrigerator, and add a few pieces when you cook the noodles, and the flavor will immediately increase.
In addition, there are fried dumplings with birdsong and omelet rice from Tayama, both of which are delicious and inexpensive meals.
Well, let's eat fried dumplings with fried rice tonight.
Depend on!
Li Xuanmeng sat up from the bed, and secretly scolded Tianlongsheng in his heart!
Obviously, he wanted to understand this parallel world through Tianlongsheng's memory, but he didn't expect that the memories were full of memory fragments of Tianlongsheng's eating, drinking, and having fun!
There is no use for fart!
Alas, I'm afraid this brain is all oily, and it's not bright at all!
With great perseverance, Li Xuan overcame the inertia of wanting to continue to lie back in bed, changed into a sportswear and walked out of the apartment, starting with walking!
He didn't want to hang up the next day!
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The breeze is blowing and I am sweating profusely!
It was a kilometer from the apartment to the park, but Li Xuan felt as if he had been drenched in the rain, even his feet were sticky, and his socks were soaked with sweat.
This fat body is so unfriendly to the heart and bones, and now his eyes are full of Venus is only a thin line away from fainting!
Fortunately, he found the seat when he walked into the park, otherwise he would have to lie on the ground and rest!
Li Xuan sat for a while and still felt tightness in his chest and panting, so he simply lay on the bench seat and gasped, trying to calm the throbbing of his heart and trachea.
The dense canopy of the large tree next to him blocked out most of the sunlight, and only a few irregularly shaped spots of light shone on him, bringing a hint of warmth.
It's so comfortable that you can't help but want to sleep.
After walking this way, the acceleration of blood circulation finally made Tianlongsheng's brain active.
Regarding this body, that is, Tianlongsheng's memory, it has finally been unsealed.
Tenryu Sheng was born in Tottori Prefecture, Suki City, and is 14 years old this year, which is the age of the second year of secondary school.
However, because of obesity, he became the target of bullying after entering middle school.
bought bread and drinks for students of the same level, paid protection money to seniors, and was finally pulled into the martial arts club as a meat target!
I finally endured it for a semester, and was repeatedly ridiculed by my father Tianlong Mingshui during the winter vacation.
Finally, Tianlong Sheng couldn't bear it anymore!
He decided to flee!
The Tianlong family runs Yuanfu Temple, which has a history of nearly 500 years, and its assets are very rich.
After a blessing festival, Tenryu stole all the cash from the temple and took a taxi straight to Tokyo.
After renting a small apartment, he lived in a nest for half a year.
Every day, except to buy food, I never leave the kennel.
lived such a decadent, pig-like life, and naturally became a pig.
Alas, what bad luck!
Losing weight is not an easy task, not to mention that I can't fully master this body yet.
This foodie's instinct is so strong that he is simply a beast when he wants to eat!
Even if you can motivate your body to move, if you can't control your diet, you will fall short!
What to do?
Sure enough, someone still needs help!
Li Xuan carefully analyzed Tianlongsheng's memory.
It was found that when Tianlongsheng was the lightest in weight and the strongest in his body, it was the day when he was a meat target.
In order to avoid harm, he was forced to practice a series of postures called Tie Tie.
Now that I think about it, I spent every day in fear and humiliation, but in fact I didn't suffer much damage.
Put aside the mental oppression of the time and reminisce.
During that time, the diet was relatively normal, not to mention weight loss, and I also gained two centimeters taller.
It's ironic to think about.
When I was bullied, I was in good health, but when I was free, I was about to die suddenly!
The ridiculous thinking of the diode of the Dongying people!
Li Xuan despised Tianlong Sheng in his heart, and stood up and put on a posture.
The thighs are tightened and the feet are open, the abdomen is retracted, the jaw is bent, and the elbows are forked!
It's obviously the simplest stance in the iron series.
But in less than three seconds, Li Xuan felt that his breathing was a little difficult.
This body is indeed too fat, and even a belly tuck overloads his cardiopulmonary function.
Just when Li Xuan was about to give up, a prompt sound suddenly sounded in his ears.
Discover identity, is it onboarded?
At the same time, a stat box appeared in front of him.
Identity: Member of the Martial Arts Club (Sukuki Junior High School)
Grade: Grade E
Attribute: Iron +1
Is this my golden finger?
Li Xuan couldn't help but be stunned.
Activating the crossing perk should have been a pleasure.
But seeing the identity of this level E, most of the excitement was immediately dispelled.
Obviously, there are four grades of D, C, B, and A.
If you add S, SS, and SSS, it will be a big surprise!
After sighing, Bai Chen immediately chose to load.
No matter how small a mosquito is, it has blood!
Now he is a fat boy who is about to die suddenly, where is he qualified to pick and choose.
At the moment when Li Xuan agreed, seven of himself appeared in front of him, and seven postures appeared.
That's right, it's all the postures of the Iron Series.
At the same time, his body involuntarily followed these seven stances in a row.
Each stance lasted for nearly a minute, making Li Xuan painful and happy.
Happy because of the seven postures of the iron series, each one is more difficult than the other.
Tianlongsheng was used as a meat target at the beginning, and he learned three times a day after being beaten.
And the skilled of these three postures is the first and easiest one.
Now he learned seven in an instant.
It's equivalent to just learning to ride a bicycle, but I didn't expect to learn to drive a tank by the way.
Of course, I'm very happy.
But the fat body of the straddling body forcibly made a series of complex and strange postures, and the body was now bursting out in unison with all kinds of pain.
After all seven postures were performed, Li Xuan's whole body was soaked with sweat.
He sat directly on the chair, gasping for breath for a long time.
It's just that at this time, because of the excessive consumption of water in the body, the throat is hoarse and painful.
Fortunately, there were two vending machines not far away, and he took out two hundred-dollar coins from his trouser pockets to buy a drink.
As a fat house, a rich fat house, Tianlongsheng's favorite drink is, of course, Happy Fat House Water Cola.
In addition to the most ordinary cola, he also liked heretical flavors such as cherry, ginger ale, and even salted watermelon.
Standing in front of the vending machine at this moment, Tianlongsheng's body instinctively stretched out his fingers to order Coke, and it was not a diet Coke.
Damn, you should drink sports drinks at this time!
At least it has to be an oolong tea!
Li Xuan roared angrily in his heart, but he didn't expect his indomitable fingers to stagnate.
Alas!
There's a play!
Perhaps it was after the posture exercise just now that Li Xuan's control ability was improved.
At least for the moment he stopped his finger from clicking on Coke immediately!
Sports drinks!
Hurry up and pick up a sports drink.
But no matter how hard Li Xuan tried, this finger was still firmly stuck there, but it didn't move upward.
After a stalemate for a long time, Li Xuan finally chose to compromise.
No cola, no sports drinks, a compromise of a bottle of 30% peach juice.
At least a little healthier than Coke.
Li Xuan drank sweet juice to comfort himself, and it was good to make progress.
Then he didn't go any further, but chose to return.
After all, this body is very fragile, and it has not exercised for more than half a year, and it is likely to collapse if it continues forcibly.
So he relaxed his control, walked straight back to the apartment according to his original habit, and couldn't help but buy two rice balls and two croquettes on the way.
When he returned to the apartment, Li Xuan was ready to tidy up his room, at least not so infinitely close to the pig's nest.
The apartment that Tenryūsheng rents is called Chunwangso.
It sounds poetic, but it's actually quite old-fashioned.
There are three floors in total, and the stairs on the left side are directly sealed because they are broken, and you can only take the stairs on the right side to go upstairs.
However, the staircase is still an iron frame type, and the thin iron plate often squeaks when stepped on.
Fortunately, Tianlongsheng rented No. 105 on the first floor, otherwise with his weight, he would be up and down every day, I am afraid that it will collapse!
Hey?
When he was still a few dozen meters away from the apartment, Li Xuan saw a woman standing in front of his room.
Odd?
When I looked closer, I was more and more surprised.
There is no doubt that this is a beauty who can hit ninety points.
Not to mention the tall and curvy figures, the face is delicate and picturesque.
It's just that for some reason, Li Xuan can feel the contradiction that constantly overflows from her body.
Looking at the wear, it looks like a very high-end women's suit, but the front placket is mostly open.
Looking at the face, he is obviously wearing orthodox and delicate light makeup, but his hair is golden and wavy.
Eccentric woman!
Li Xuan felt that his heart was like water, and he was not in the mood to know each other at all.
I don't have the guts, and I don't have the heart.
He just wants to go home and rinse himself off now.
"Tianlong Sheng?" the other party asked directly in front of him, frowning and looking up and down.
"Ma Ka Noro!"
At the moment when Li Xuan nodded, the woman scolded and pounced directly.
Li Xuan only felt that the strong wind was paving, and he saw that this woman jumped three feet high, and smashed a swing fist directly into his cheek.
In an instant, Li Xuan was not in a hurry, and easily blocked the woman's fist with his elbow.
The woman was taken aback!
Anyone who sees Tian Longsheng who is swollen and has an infatuated face will think that this is a pig!
Does kicking a pig miss?
According to her investigation, Tianlongsheng, an idiot, has been living in this apartment as an abandoned house.
It can also be seen from the size, skin and expression of this guy.
It stands to reason that the current Tianlong Sheng's combat strength is not as good as that of a healthy primary school student, and his strength is undoubtedly at the level of a professional martial artist.
Even if you don't use your strength, it's incredible that your fists are opened!
And this posture, is it possible that it is the moon return style in the iron frame?
Thinking of this, the woman couldn't help but make another standard slap, and her right fist went straight to Tianlongsheng's chest and abdomen.
If the diaphragm is hit, it is enough to vomit all the food in the stomach, and even breathing takes a quarter of an hour to normalize.
Li Xuan took a deep breath, raised his elbows and knees, and used the third style of the iron frame.
This pose is somewhat similar to the angular protrusions in Muay Thai, except that the elbow and knee attacks are converted into defenses.
No way, this woman is too fierce, and the explosive fist wind has caused a slight whistle!
If he really suffers like this, he is afraid that his stomach will be turned upside down.
And the simple block is afraid that it can't be stopped, so I can only hope for this trick.
Bang!
With a muffled sound, Li Xuan's body weighing one hundred and twenty kilograms took a few steps back and almost fell.
And the woman who looks like a model and has a obviously thin body doesn't move at all.
"I'm your sister-in-law Kazuko Naneda, and we met five years ago. The woman frowned and introduced herself.
Li Xuan was dumbfounded, Tianlongsheng was very familiar with the name of Zhihezi.
Because Tenryusheng's mother's original name was Yuriko Fujimaki, the sister's name should be Fujimaki Zhikazuko.
By the way, after this aunt gets married, she will naturally change her husband's surname, and it seems that her husband's surname is Nan.
No, now is not the time to reason about whether she is married or not, but to be shocked by her super physique!
It's just a jab, and you don't use any special power skills to repel an opponent who weighs nearly twice as much!
The Tiger's superhuman physique?
Li Xuan was shocked inexplicably, but he didn't know that Nanzhi Kazuko was also shocked.
She had already determined that the move that Tianlong Sheng was using was the third type of ghost horn in the Seven Styles of the Iron Frame of the Armored Flow!
As a member of the Special Security Department, she has thoroughly investigated Tianlongsheng's life trajectory in the past two days.
Naturally, he knew that Tianlongsheng was a meat target in the martial arts club of Sumu Middle School, and he came into contact with and learned the iron style in the entangled armor stream.
Sixty years ago, the seventh-generation head of the Nan family was forced by the situation to anonymously serve as a martial arts instructor at Sumu Middle School.
Because of this kindness, the seventh-generation master left the iron in the middle of the armor stream in the martial arts club of Sumu Middle School.
In the following 20 years, it has accepted several Sumu people who have achieved great cultivation.
But in the last twenty or thirty years, I have never heard of a Sumu person who has successfully cultivated iron.
Even the Suki Martial Arts Club has never entered any national martial arts competition.
It only took one semester for my nephew to learn to erect an iron?
And through the collision just now, you can also know that this kid is very weak, but he can instantly mobilize all the power in his body.
Could it be a martial arts genius that is rare to see in a hundred years?
Her mind was racing, and she quickly changed her original plan.
Forced by family affection, she originally wanted to throw Tianlongsheng into the police training school, so that this guy could lose weight and hone her will by the way.
Now it seems that he can take him to Nanjia.
"Aunt Kazuko, I didn't recognize you just now, red bean paste killed your mother!" Li Xuan saw that this fierce woman's face was uncertain, and he felt the pain in his elbows and knees, and bowed and apologized without hesitation.
Lao Tzu has just crossed over, and when Lao Tzu has 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, 100 squats and stand-ups every day, and 10 kilometers of long-distance running, after three months of continuous persistence, there is a kind of try again.
Seeing that Tianlongsheng reacted quickly and flexibly, Nanzhi Kazuko couldn't help but smile and nodded, and the son could be taught.
"Let's go, I'll send you to a place to practice, and try to be as reborn as possible before the new semester begins. ”
"I don't have to go back to your room, it stinks! I'll ask the landlord to clean it all out for you, and I'll prepare everything you need." ”
Kazuko Nanzhi waved his hand very strongly, and directly led Li Xuan to an off-road vehicle not far away.
People are under the low eaves, and they have to bow their heads!
Li Xuan wanted to ask where he was going, but he swallowed the words when he got to his mouth.
What if you ask?
He didn't want to live in this pigkennel anymore.
This Aunt Nanzhi and Zi, just by looking at the dress, she knows that she is a local tyrant, so she should arrange a better place to live.
The off-road vehicle is huge, and it won't be difficult to get into it even with his current huge body.
However, Li Xuan didn't expect that there was a driver in front of him, and it was a young lady wearing a police uniform.
"Hello. The young lady looked like a small and cute type, and said hello to Li Xuan with a smile.
"Please take care of us when we meet for the first time. Li Xuan was expressionless and polite, but his heart became more and more jealous.
With his current honor, ordinary people can be considered self-contained if they are not disgusting when they see it!
If it's a normal cute young lady who won't say hello, I'm afraid she won't even bother to say a word.
This kind of smiling guy is often black after cutting.
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