Chapter 6: A Farce
The purple-robed angel sneered and said, "What a joke, you are not from the Heavenly Demon Sect, what does the sect leader control you to do?"
Hu Ziqing couldn't figure it out again, so he turned his head and said, "The surname is Duan, what does the Heavenly Demon Sect Master control us to do?"
Duan Hongyu said: "As the Heavenly Demon Sect Master, as a generation of martial arts heroes, where do I know what he thinks in his heart?"
The purple-robed angel said: "Since you can't figure it out, you have no reason to doubt it!"
Hu Ziqing's eyes glared and said: "No, we are all our own people, and we can't kill each other no matter what." ”
The black-faced demon and the white-faced demon have come to the front at some point. The black-faced demon drew his sword in his hand and said sharply: "Just your bearded man, do you want to die?"
Hu Ziqing said: "Lao Tzu is troublesome, what can you do?"
Hu Zihong and the other beggars also gathered around this side, and they were about to fight the black-faced demon and the white-faced demon.
The purple-robed angel said, "Forget it, just let them in!"
The black-faced demon said, "Angel-"
The purple-robed angel said, "Don't you listen to my words?"
The black-faced demon and the white-faced demon sent the sword back to the sheath, and the hatred was gone.
The gate of the Heavenly Demon Palace was opened, and the group of heroes went in to take a look, and they were stunned, it turned out that the Heavenly Demon Palace was full of good houses, there were several rows, not only a few people who could live in the building, but even other people were enough to live in it. Only then did I know that in order to let everyone fight for the room, the Heavenly Demon Sect Master had added a high wall in the middle of the good house, and then built some rag tents, so that the heroes could kill each other. After learning the truth, everyone scolded the Heavenly Demon Sect Master for being insidious.
The group kept walking inside, and when they reached a palace-like door, they were stopped by the black-faced demon and the white-faced demon. Originally, the Heavenly Demon Palace was divided into the outer court and the inner palace. The group of heroes can only be in the outer court, and the inner mansion is the residence of the Heavenly Demon Sect Master, and no one can easily enter without the Heavenly Demon Sect Master's summons.
At the time of the lamp, the people of the Heavenly Demon Sect brought food, but it was only some dry food and unknown barbecue.
Seeing such food, Hu Ziqing stopped doing it, he jumped to the front of the building and shouted: "The purple-robed chick comes out!"
After a purple shadow, the purple-robed angel appeared in front of Hu Ziqing again, and she raised her eyebrows: "Big beard, who do you say is the purple-robed chick?"
Hu Ziqing hurriedly slapped himself: "I'm sorry, grandma in purple robe, I forgot!"
The purple-robed angel said angrily: "I'm not a purple-robed grandma, I'll tell you again, this purple-robed angel!"
Hu Ziqing said: "By the way, it's an angel, remember it this time, it will definitely not be wrong." ”
The purple-robed angel said, "What's the matter with you?"
Hu Ziqing said: "Angel, is there any good wine and food here?"
The purple-robed angel said, "No! That's all!"
Hu Ziqing said: "I'm willing to pay, can you go and get some good ones?"
The purple-robed angel said, "You can't buy food here for any amount of money." You know, this is the holy food that the Divine Sect Master has given you, and you dare to dislike it!"
Hu Ziqing said: "Leftovers, yes, it's leftovers!"
The purple-robed angel said: "It's holy food, holy sacred, not leftovers!"
Hu Ziqing said: "Even if it's holy food, do you know that Lao Tzu's dogs don't eat these things!"
The purple-robed angel said: "I didn't expect you to be a poor eater, but you are a picky eater than anyone else!"
Hu Ziqing said: "Do you know why Lao Tzu asks for food?"
The purple-robed angel said, "Because you're lazy!"
Hu Ziqing said: "You are only half right, it is not a big sin to be lazy, Lao Tzu is not only lazy, the biggest problem is greedy!"
The purple-robed angel said, "How greedy are you?"
Hu Ziqing said proudly: "I scared you to death when I said it, my father left a total of 13,842 acres when he died, and it was eaten up by our brothers in less than a year!"
The purple-robed angel snorted and said, "I've never seen someone as capable of blowing as you, 13,842 acres of land is worth a lot of money even in the countryside, how much ability can you eat it in a year?"
Hu Ziqing said: "My Hu Ziqing has told jokes and jokes, but I have never eaten a lie." Not only are my lands not in the countryside, but they are all fertile fields near Jingshi. ”
The purple-robed angel said: "Then I understand better, how did you squander such a large sum of money?"
Hu Ziqing said: "Don't say you don't understand, even I can't figure out how I ate so much money in a year." ”
The purple-robed angel said, "But even so, you can't be an exception. Whatever everyone eats, you have to eat with it!"
Hu Ziqing shook his head and suddenly threw the food in his hand on the ground.
The purple-robed angel said, "Hu Ziqing, you dare to pour out the holy food given by the sect master, what crime should you be guilty of?"
Hu Ziqing said: "I'm not good at drinking prostitution and gambling, so I love to eat, if it weren't for the Heavenly Demon Sect Master's Hundred Poison Banquet, I wouldn't have come!
The purple-robed angel said, "You have always been like this?"
Hu Ziqing said: "Of course." It feels like a girl's clothes don't fit, so she might as well hang them naked!"
The purple-robed angel burst out laughing: "There is some truth in your words!"
Hu Ziqing said: "Angel girl, don't hide it, this dress on your body doesn't fit!"
The purple-robed angel said angrily: "No matter how much you dare to make fun of this, this angel will not spare it!" She instantly raised her voice: "If anyone else is not satisfied with the holy food given by the sect master, they will all throw it out!"
Suddenly it rained in front of the house, and it rolled to the ground.
The purple-robed angel said: "Don't think that you can blackmail this angel without eating or drinking, if you have the ability, don't eat every day!" She was just about to turn around and leave, when she suddenly saw a person sitting on the steps in front of the building eating happily. The purple-robed angel was a little curious, and walked up to him and asked, "They all threw it away, why are you still eating so happily?"
The person who ate with relish was none other than Duan Hongyu, and he said while chewing the food in his mouth: "It's their business that they don't eat it!"
The purple-robed angel said, "But these foods are really hard to eat!"
Duan Hongyu said: "It's because it's unpalatable, I have to eat it!"
The purple-robed angel said: "This angel doesn't understand!"
Duan Hongyu said: "Being able to make such a good thing so unpalatable, you can imagine the craftsmanship of your sect, although these things are not good, they are still eaten by people." I'm afraid that tomorrow's Hundred Poisons Feast will be something that dogs won't eat, and if I'm hungry today, won't I be even more unbearable tomorrow?"
The purple-robed angel smiled: "Count you smart!"
At this time, Hu Ziqing came to the front and said loudly: "Garlic Angel!"
The purple-robed angel turned around and said, "Who are you scolding for being a garlic-skinned angel?"
Hu Ziqing said: "Didn't I call you an angel this time?"
The purple-robed angel said: "I am a purple-robed angel, not a garlic-skinned angel!"
Hu Ziqing said: "It's all the same, it's almost okay!"
The purple-robed angel said, "What's the matter with you?"