Chapter 62: The Flying Thief's Means
Wu Song knew that the "radical method" had worked, and said with a slight smile: "You have the skill of flying eaves and walking on the wall, stealing the rich, and not coveting ordinary people, it can be said that there is a way to steal, you are a man, but the rich family in the city, there is generally no means to protect the hospital, you can't show your guts, you can be regarded as half of the heroes, you can only take a 'Han' word, but 'good' is not a side!"
In the face of Wu Song's second provocation, Su Quan did not get angry, but said formally: "I don't know anything, it's not that villains don't dare to provoke strong opponents, but ordinary village owners, who have raised dozens of villagers, are all heroes, and if they steal them, they will definitely let the people in the rivers and lakes make fun of them, this matter must not be done!"
"Well, if you can say this, the word 'good' can be counted as thirty percent!" Wu Song deliberately said very mysteriously.
Su Quanxin said: "Sancheng is also incomplete, in fact, it is almost the same as nothing, listening to his meaning, it seems that he doesn't believe my guts, I want to show him!
"Dutou, the villain is born with all sides, and he is not stupid, but today he can't guess your thoughts, please say it clearly, but everything that the head commands, there is no non-do, as long as you can listen to you and say 'hero'!" Su Quan put away his smile and bowed.
"Okay! The manor of a man in the countryside naturally can't be stolen, but what about the mansion of the county minister?"
"Dutou is from the county government, but are you joking with the villain?" Su Quan said so, but his face was full of expectation, his heart was beating violently, stealing has become a hobby for him, the more difficult it is, the more willing he is to try.
"If you have the guts, listen to me!"
"Only people who are inferior to pigs and dogs will rebel!"
"Okay, you take a step closer!" Wu Song was very happy, fell in Su Quan's ear, and explained in a low voice, Su Quan listened to it, and there was no expression on his face, and said to Wu Song: "Dutou, the villain will say goodbye first!", and did not say goodbye to Chen Ergou and them, and left Yanggu Street directly, Wu Song looked at his figure, secretly happy in his heart, knowing that this matter was estimated to be done!
After Su Quan said goodbye to Wu Song, he returned to the ruined temple where he spent the night, found out the costume of the night walk, changed into a good outfit, ate some godmothers indiscriminately, looked up, couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and scolded himself in his heart: "It's dusk at this time, I'm so nervous, why is this?"
He thought about it for a while, it turned out that he cared so much about Wu Song's words, and it was also out of admiration for him.
Finally survived until the end of the year, Su Quan came to the county office, climbed over the wall, entered the hall, and according to Wu Song's instructions, came to the back hall of the county government, and after entering the screen, it was a locked door.
He took out his tools, didn't need half a cup of tea, he didn't know, he didn't know, he opened the door, and entered the inner house, the inner house was also Wu Song had not been to, and he couldn't point out, Su Quan was a habitual thief, and he probably understood the layout of the house of a large family, and soon found the master's room, and looked inside through the screen window, and the county and Mrs. Zhixian slept on the bed.
Su Quan lit the incense, penetrated through the screen window, and when he heard the sound of breathing inside becoming slow and heavy, he swaggered the door in, took a pen and ink, and wrote on the wall: "Leopard Head Mountain Sai Tai Sui came to visit."
After finishing writing, I proudly admired my masterpiece and was about to leave, but I thought about it: "I come and go like this, if the magistrate hides it tomorrow, who can prove my means, but will be laughed at by everyone for being cowardly but bragging, it's better to get some evidence and go back!"
Su Quan looked at the two people who were lying on the bed and fell asleep, and had a plan, took out a dagger, and shaved off the beard of Zhixian, thinking: "As long as you take the beard back and give it to Dutou, tomorrow he will see that Zhixian has really shaved his beard, and he will be able to confirm it!"
He silently looked up to the sky and snorted, walked to the door of the room, and was about to go out, when his heart moved: "We are a group of brothers, all of whom are doing improper business, and they are a lot of angry with the county officials on weekdays, and there are also many brothers who have been beaten by this dog official's stick, okay, today I Su Quan will give you brothers a breath!"
He smiled evilly, took off all the clothes of the two couples in Zhixian County, looked at the two meat worms on the bed, and said with a smile: "I can't imagine that this mother-in-law is not young, and she has fine skin and tender meat, Lao Tzu is not a flower thief, your ancestors have accumulated virtue!"
But he was still not very relieved in his heart, so he put his wife's red clothes on the magistrate, and then left proudly.
Yanggu Street, under the banyan tree, Wu Song was already waiting, Su Quan handed the beard of the county magistrate to Wu Song, and said with a smile: "Dutou, tomorrow you will see the county shaved his beard, and you will know that it is the means of the villain." ”
"Well, that's good, I told you to write everything, right?" Wu Song asked.
"It's all written, and every word is the size of a hen!"
"Other than that, it didn't hurt?"
"No, the magistrate has the grace of knowing the capital, and the villain doesn't dare to make a mistake, but it's just ...... Hehe....." Su Quan covered his mouth and smiled: "I stripped the clothes of the two couples in Zhixian, and I also put the big red clothes of the mother-in-law on Zhixian, hahaha!"
Wu Song was stunned in his heart: "This person is really evil!"
"Su Quan, I said that you are not a complete hero, this matter can be seen, you have the guts, but this kind of bullying women is not done by a hero!" Wu Song said officially.
When Su Quan heard this, he sweated all over, lowered his head and said, "The villain knows his mistake!"
"Well, you can know your mistakes, and you can be regarded as a hero, but I only said that you are a hero, not that you are a hero, but why?" Wu Song said with a straight face.
Wu Song only said that Su Quan was a hero, not a hero, and he was horrified: "Is it because I can't do martial arts, or do I behave badly?"
"Please advise!"
Wu Song looked at Su Quan with a very respectful expression, and then said slowly: "As a thief, you are also forced by the times, no wonder you, the ancients had clouds, heroes don't ask where they come from, it's not that you are a thief and can't be called a hero, but you don't have a hero's mind, you steal the rich, and the gold and silver you get are nothing more than eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and acting selfishly, if you can keep enough of the stolen money for yourself, and the rest can help the poor, it is a hero's doing, this is robbing the rich and helping the poor!"
Su Quan was so hot that he evaporated all the cold sweat from Fang Cai, half of it was shame, half of it was blood boiling, and he secretly had the idea of being the kind of hero that Wu Song said.
Wu Song said goodbye to Su Quan, thinking that he had stripped the county magistrate's wife naked, he was really not a hero, he was depressed in his heart, a gust of wind blew, his spirit was lifted, and his mind was broadened: "Leaving a few words may not be able to force the county magistrate to agree to attack Leopard Head Mountain, or his wife strips people naked, this kind of humiliation will make him strengthen his confidence!
Thinking of this, his depressed mind was also much more relaxed, and when he returned home, he slept indiscriminately for more than an hour, and when it was time to go, he went to the yamen to draw Mao!