Wu Song didn't ask, Xiaoyan was a girl who couldn't hide her secret, she looked extremely aggrieved and angry, and her next words were like a flash flood.

"Dutou, do you know? That person is very hateful!"

Xiaoyan didn't know when she began to regard Wu Song as a close friend, like a little girl full of worries who found a good girlfriend and pulled Wu Song's sleeve.

Wu Song is a person who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, or his amorous style is targeted, this "of" is naturally not Xiaoyan, but looking at Xiaoyan's bitter and hateful appearance, he thought of the sentence "Worrying about the new words" for no reason, it was originally very annoying, but Xiaoyan's childish appearance was like a girl who had not completed her homework and was punished by the teacher and came back to complain to her parents.

He softened his heart and said softly: "How can he be hateful? The next time he touches me, tell me and be angry for you!"

"Well, naturally you want to be angry for me!" Xiao Yan's eyes flashed with a hint of pride, but it added a touch of joy to this unpleasant morning, Pan Jinlian smiled, but the hesitation quickly covered up, she just wanted to hear Xiao Yan say good news.

"I told the bad guy that someone in the Ye family is suffering from an eye disease and needs Miss Zhang's recipe...."

Xiaoyan replaced "slave" with "me", and "subordinate" as "bad person", Ye Kongmu shook his head and smiled bitterly, but when he saw that Wu Song didn't think it was wrong, he didn't care.

"He actually said: 'Duanyang is approaching, there are many dormant insects and ants out of the hole, Grandpa Plague God is also patrolling everywhere at the moment, your Ye family is mildew, provoking Grandpa Plague God, what you have to do is to pray to God and worship Buddha, not to ask my young lady, should you be here Leiyin Temple or Purple Bamboo Forest!'"

Xiaoyan sank her voice and elongated her face, anyway, I don't know how hateful that person is, but looking at the expression dynamics she imitated, it was a posture of "underbeating".

"This person is really underwhelmed, your cute little girl is annoying to imitate, and it is even more disgusting to change his face, you draw this person's face for me, and if you meet him on the street, you will definitely knock out his two front teeth!"

Wu Song said coldly, he was not entirely for Xiaoyan, there were no constructive suggestions at all in this person's rhetoric, but it added a lot of Pan Jinlian's sorrow.

Pan Jinlian was kind and couldn't speak evilly, she said softly: "Xiaoyan, what is the cure for the old lady?"

"That guy is missing a front tooth!

Xiaoyan's mind was on Wu Song's topic, and he couldn't hear Pan Jinlian's words, Ye Kongmu couldn't help but scold: "Xiaoyan, you can't be rude in front of Dutou, what 'you' should be called Dutou, and the lady talks to you, don't you hear?"

"Yes, sir!" Xiao Yan stuck out her tongue, "I think of Dutou as a close friend in my boudoir..."

"You don't know how thick the sky is... Poof!" Ye Kongmu couldn't help but laugh.

Xiaoyan is very clever, knowing that he doesn't say anything about the actual thing, he will be scolded, and immediately said: "Madam, didn't the bad guy say, don't ask for his young lady, ask for God and Buddha, Xiaoyan thinks, in Mengzhou Mansion, everyone believes in the Northern Emperor, tomorrow is the first day of the fifth month, everyone is willing to go to the incense to pray for blessings before the Duanyang Festival, why don't we try it!"

Xiaoyan's words are very nonsense in modern times, but at that time, they were reasonable, during the Huizong period, from the emperor Zhao Ji to the people of Limin, all believed in ghosts and gods, and everyone had to ask the ghosts and gods first, and even said that they had to wash their hair and bathe, and they had to read the "General Book" written by Zhou Dunyi before acting.

"Xiaoyan is right, the Northern Emperor is in charge of the position of Zhenwu and cuts down the demons and evil in the world, but all evil spirits are not afraid when they hear his name, the old lady is seriously ill, and the elixir is ineffective, it is estimated that there is a demonic spirit, and it is not wrong to worship the Northern Emperor. ”

Hearing Ye Kongmu agree with her statement, Xiaoyan became even more vigorous, and she continued: "In my opinion, if you want to be blessed by the Northern Emperor, it is best to be better than the incense on the head!"

The head pillar incense is in the first day of the new year, when he just stepped into the child, the first incense stick, Ye Kongmu listened, a little embarrassed, "Beidi Temple is extremely prosperous in Mengzhou, May is the Duanyang Festival, there must be a lot of good faith in incense, it is estimated that there will be people waiting in front of the temple tonight." ”

Although Wu Song does not believe in ghosts and gods, he knows that the psychological effect is often more powerful than the physiological effect, such as people trapped in the desert, drinking their own urine, in fact, the urine is salt and body waste, drinking not only can not quench thirst, but will also consume more body energy, but will give people a psychological hint, that is, they have drunk things containing water, it is this psychological hint, which makes people have courage, often saves the person's life, praying to God and worshiping Buddha is actually a psychological hint, maybe on the head pillar incense, the old lady has faith in his heart, thinking that the gods bless, the body has changed, and the condition is cured without medicine, but it is not impossible。

"No matter how difficult it is, you have to give it a try!" Wu Song's idea is very simple, this can not only give the old lady confidence, but also make Pan Jinlian less self-reproachful.

"But how can you go to the top pillar incense? Who is going to go?" asked Pan Jinlian.

"The incense stick on the top is very simple, and it is estimated that there is no problem. Xiaoyan was very dexterous, and suddenly thought of a way, but he was not worried: "Naturally, Li Kui is the most sincere, but..."

Pan Jinlian held Xiaoyan's hand, "Xiaoyan, you can make it clear, I'm much more stupid than you, if you don't find it, you don't understand." ”

"Madame is not stupid, but worried about the old lady, upset and chaotic, there are two heroes in the Ye family, a brute bull, they want to be incense, who can stop it!"

Pan Jinlian understood, the two heroes are naturally Wu Song and Ye Kongmu, and the wild bull is Li Kui, they are both heroes in the world, born with divine power, and it is easy to grab the first position among thousands of believers.

Xiaoyan is worried about Li Kui's matter, it is also obvious, Li Kui has a violent personality, he wants to beat and kill people, just come, the Beidi Temple gathers all good believers, if Li Kui has a seizure, don't say killing, it is beating someone, even if he is given incense on the head, it is estimated that Beidi will not bless him.

"Erlang, that has to bother you. "Everyone has that kind of mind, but it is the most suitable from Pan Jinlian's mouth, "Whether it is Ye Kongmu or you, they all serve Lao Taijun as their mother, and it is okay for you to go, but Ye Kongmu has a public office, and Li Kui is convenient.... So you have to go!"

"Then there is a list of Lao Ye Kongmu's opening, saying what sacrifice to buy, I will go out to buy it at this moment, I have never believed in ghosts and gods, and I don't understand these rules!"

In fact, praying to the gods is nothing more than sincerity, it is a pillar of incense, and the gods can also sense it, naturally, it is better to bring some sacrifices. ”

Ye Kongmu took a pen and paper, and quickly wrote down the required sacrifices, Wu Song told Xiaoyan to buy the papaya cake, and he and Pan Jinlian went outside to buy the sacrifices.

Wu Song is not in a hurry to buy sacrifices, anyway, it is still early, he wants to make Pan Jinlian happy, spare him a good man in the world, but this time it is difficult, coaxing girls to be happy, it is not his strong point, before the crossing is a poor worm who can't soak in the girl, after the crossing, he is a heroic man.

Since I don't understand, I follow the modern means of coaxing girls, it's nothing more than shopping, eating, watching movies, I'm already shopping at the moment, movies are not available in the Northern Song Dynasty, so I have to go to dinner, I didn't eat breakfast anyway.

On the street, there is a small shop, there is a faint steam coming out of it, it is very appetizing to look at, at the door with a wooden board to write "Huzhou zongzi", the handwriting is very beautiful, you can know that the writing is a woman with outstanding appearance, that is, it is not outstanding, at least there is the beauty of the Jiangnan woman.

"Jin Lian, Huzhou zongzi is famous all over the world, this is not Jiangnan, but there is this delicacy, it is estimated that the people of Suzhou and Hangzhou came to open it, let's go in and taste it, how about it?"

Although Pan Jinlian was depressed in her heart, she saw that Wu Song was very interested, and she couldn't bear to brush him, so she nodded and agreed.

The shop is not big, only three square tables in a row on the right, and a huge pot is placed on the left, which is steaming, and the Huzhou zongzi are steaming inside.

"Boss, bring me two zongzi!"

The shopkeeper didn't seem to have woken up yet, so he agreed haphazardly, took the plate, and when he untied the lid of the pot, he scalded it, and he was honestly afraid.

Wu Song said with a smile: "Owner, don't be so flustered, don't worry. ”

"The guest officer forgives the sin, the villain broke two plates yesterday and scolded Neiko for a night, he didn't sleep well and lost his mind!"

It turned out to be a man who was afraid of guilt, Wu Song was unwilling to listen to his family trivialities, but this man's tone was very elegant, and his tone was also good, but he had a bit of the demeanor of a water town, so as not to be annoying.

"Then you be careful, and then break the plate, your wife will not only scold you, but also hit you..."

Boom!

Wu Song's joke turned out to be a prophecy, the shopkeeper slipped his hand in a panic, the plate fell to the ground, and it was shattered, Wu Song laughed when he saw it, Pan Jinlian couldn't bear it.

"You, a rough-hearted Langjun, have broken the silver plate like a full moon again, it's really a wrongdoer...."

An extremely pleasant voice sounded from outside the door, like a song of a warbler in the night and a swallow under the eaves, you don't have to look at it, you can also know that the outer door is a beautiful Jiangnan woman.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he ran out in fear, and said in such a soft tone: "Lady, there are guests inside, don't bother your guests." ”

"Why is the man so afraid of his wife, their quarrel is as soft as a love talk. Wu Song couldn't help laughing, imagining the appearance of the woman in his heart, and a girl image of Jiangnan Cailing appeared in his heart.

"How many plates have you broken?" The woman only heard her voice and did not see her person, but the angry voice sounded and was very useful.

"The lady forgives her sins, and her husband has broken seven plates this month and lost ten dead copper coins. ”

Wu Song couldn't help but shake his head and smiled: "It's a pity, it's a pity, such a beautiful girl married such a calculating man." ”

"Poof! You didn't see her, how do you know she is beautiful?" Pan Jinlian seemed to have a smile on her face.

Wu Song was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I guess it's not ugly, right? ”

I could only hear the woman outside say again: "Lang Jun, the slave family is angry, can I reward you with two slaps?"

"Hahaha!" Wu Song laughed: "Such a gentle lady, if you beat someone, you have to ask, it is very amorous, and the owner is willing to beat a few more times!"

"Erlang, you men know that there are beautiful women, and they are willing to take a look, otherwise they will definitely feel uncomfortable, right?" Pan Jinlian smiled very strangely, with a hint of banter, she pouted and said: "It turns out that what Xiaoyan said is true, you are unhappy in your heart, because you didn't see Miss Zhang's face." ”

"Xiaoyan, this girl is talking nonsense!"

"You're her best friend!"

"Poof, that girl is really..."

Wu Song couldn't help laughing, Pan Jinlian gently held his hand, "Erlang, go out and see that Jiangnan girl." ”

"Don't you like me to watch it?" Wu Songqi said.

"I want to see it now. ”

Wu Song doesn't understand his daughter's heart, but when a woman hears that there is a beautiful woman, she has to look at it and compare it, especially if she is a beauty, she must compare.

Wu Song and Pan Jinlian walked out of the store, "Poof!", Wu Song almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Pan Jinlian hurriedly pinched his hand gently, she was worried that Wu Song's actions would embarrass the store couple.

It turned out that there was a Jiangnan girl outside the store, and a bench was placed against the wall outside the store, and a woman in red was sitting on the bench, since Lu Ban made the first bench, the size was three feet eight inches, and it had not changed, and this woman, her buttocks actually filled the three-foot-eight inch bench, and it overflowed a lot, which is estimated that this is also something that Lu Ban did not imagine.

The shopkeeper stood in front of the woman who weighed two hundred pounds and bent down and nodded, with a red slap mark on her face, Pan Jinlian saw this, and hurriedly pulled Wu Song away.

After walking twenty or thirty steps, both of them couldn't help but laugh loudly, Pan Jinlian laughed so hard that she was panting: "Erlang, Jiangnan.... Jiangnan girl, you finally got your wish!"

Wu Song also laughed angrily, "How can it be like that, it is estimated that ten people listened to this voice, and ten people thought it came from the mouth of a beautiful woman." ”

Wu Song and Pan Jinlian naturally don't know, the words of Jiangnan Water Town, also called Wu Yueyan, are easy to hear when they say it, Jiangnan women are scolding, and they are also very poetic, no matter where women are, there are beauty and ugliness, but Jiangnan women, just listening to the voice, are very enjoyable, and it will make people think of beautiful women.

Pan Jinlian laughed a lot, and the depression in her heart was relieved a lot, Wu Song looked at Pan Jinlian, and she was also very happy, she couldn't imagine that she couldn't make a girl happy, she didn't need to do too much, it was a trivial matter in life, and it could also make her happy.

"Jin Lian, I want you to smile sweetly, I am happy when you are happy, if you are unhappy, I can't swallow even if I drink!" Wu Song looked at Pan Jinlian and said emotionally.

Pan Jinlian's face turned red, and then she said playfully: "Others say that Wu Song, who fights the tiger, is a good man in the world, and a tough guy, how can he think that saying coaxing words is so moving." ”

Pan Jinlian said and spoke, her eyes were full of tenderness, Wu Song listened, and his heart moved, but unfortunately he told the truth, "Jinlian, I don't know how to coax people, what I say is the truth, not a word is false!"

Originally, this kind of hard words were a big bad thing, but when they said it at the moment, it was very moving, and Pan Jinlian didn't estimate that she was on the long street, holding Wu Song's hand tightly, "You still don't know how to coax people, so I am very happy to be coaxed by this." ”

Wu Song smiled, he didn't know which sentence he coaxed, but it was good to make Pan Jinlian happy, in his heart, there was a thought, "Men are born to know how to coax the women they like, I just don't understand, today I want to really do something to make Jinlian happy." ”

But he didn't know that this method of coaxing girls to be happy, the more contrived, far-fetched, and the more ineffective it was.

He thought before the crossing, when he bought sacrifices, he bought flowers and gave them to Pan Jinlian, but in the Northern Song Dynasty, there were no roses, no lilies, no lily of the valley, and the flowers that could be bought on the street were nothing more than the rhododendron in the moon season, and after buying the azalea, Pan Jinlian pouted and said: "The cuckoo cries blood, Erlang, if you like it, you can enjoy it here, don't bring it back to the Ye family, and I don't know if Ye Kongmu likes it or not." ”

Since the flowers are no longer available, Wu Song still did not give up, and went to buy tofu flowers, "Jin Lian, I will send you a bouquet of flowers." ”

Pan Jinlian held the tofu flower, looked at it for a long time, and couldn't understand Wu Song's humor and romance, "Erlang, this is tofu, it's not a flower, it's the osmanthus candy in it, and it's not a real osmanthus." ”

Wu Song had to smile stupidly, he didn't send flowers to Pan Jinlian, he once sent plum blossoms, but the artistic conception of plum blossoms is very good, and in spring, the so-called "monopoly of the Oiran", in ancient times, April, May, July, September, are all worship seasons, how can you think of romantic things.

Wu Song could only give up in the end, knowing that he didn't have that talent, thinking about it, he couldn't help but feel lucky, fortunately he was in the Northern Song Dynasty, and the women of the Northern Song Dynasty did not have the reality and pursuit of colorless and invisible romance like modern women, otherwise he would still be a single person when he arrived here.

After buying the best, Pan Jinlian was very careful, and specially bought two ancient bowls, saying that they were used to hold steamed buns and worship the Northern Emperor, which would appear sincere.

Wu Song held the sacrifice and walked back to Ye Mansion slowly with Pan Jinlian, a few naughty boys were fishing by the small river, Wu Song thought that he had fished with Pan Jinlian in the small river in front of the tavern of Zhang Qing and his wife, and he couldn't help but feel full of warmth in his heart, and walked over unconsciously.

Wu Song looked at the small river flowing slowly, duckweed floating on it, couldn't help but feel a child's heart in his heart, put down the sacrifice, took an ancient bowl, scooped it into the water, a few duckweed in the bowl decorated with a very beautiful look.

"Jin Lian, give it to you. ”

Pan Jinlian took the duckweed with both hands, very happy, and said tenderly: "Erlang, a little duckweed is floating in the water, you can't bear it, you have to save it..."

Wu Song looked at Pan Jinlian's charming smile and affectionate eyes, and couldn't imagine that romance was actually so simple, and it was a casual point in life, and there was no need to deliberately create it.

I don't know why, he thought of a joke he saw on a variety show before crossing over, but it really represented his mood at the moment, and he said softly: "Jin Lian, do you know, where am I from?"