160 out of tune "Gourd Baby"
At the end of the three-day comic exhibition, Ji Danhuang calculated that he had spent almost 10,000 yuan, and he was a little distressed. But looking at the company's recent profits and the number of members it has absorbed, that little distress is nothing.
And this time, everyone's stage catwalk was not just about participation, as expected at the beginning, but unexpectedly won the best costume props award. This sudden reward made everyone excited for a while, and they deliberately asked for two more dishes during the meal, and they also took the initiative to AA system, and they didn't let Ji Danhuang treat him.
Although everyone is not very old, they also know how to be grateful. The president of his own company spends a lot of money every time he leads a group, and it is a hotel and a meal, so he has not let them spend money. It can be understood that the president is bleeding profusely to ensure the stage effect, but this time it is not the president who leads the group, and it would be too much to say if he was treated again.
After the comic exhibition, Hai Liubing, Nantianmen, and Lian Yunu said goodbye to everyone and went home to live temporarily. Lily of the valley lies by the window in a daze every day, looking sullen. And the bead embroidery also looks like it has lost its soul, sitting in front of the platform in a daze all day, and the silk thread in his hand has fallen to the ground without noticing.
Although there are four fewer people, the skyscraper is as lively as ever. Fu Lu Xiao King Kong, the second of the seven essences, has been talking non-stop since the morning, and he is very happy to chat with his consciousness. However, Ji Danhuang felt very awkward when he looked at it, and forcibly asked Fulu Xiao King Kong to either shut up or transform into his original form, and not talk to himself every day like a psychopath.
Fulu Little King Kong was also obedient and decisively chose to transform into the original form. So, as soon as he opened the door every morning, Ji Danhuang could see that in the living room, there were seven gourds of different colors but the same face on the huge gourd vine, chatting there. And every time he sees this scene, Ji Danhuang can't help but sing out loud.
"Gourd baby, gourd baby. Seven flowers on one vine. Wind and rain, not afraid, lalalala. Ding Dong, gourd baby, Ding Dong Dong Dong, big skills, la-la-la-la. Gourd baby, gourd baby, big skills. ”
And every time he hears this song, Fu Lu Xiao King Kong can't help but be angry. The seven gourds turned their heads in unison and shouted angrily: "Ji Danhuang! Shut up! Sing this song again, and I will beat you up!"
Fu Lu Xiao King Kong was angry, not because he felt that this song was too embarrassing, but because of Ji Danhuang's funny singing. In the past, Ji Danhuang's singing was really ugly, but then he practiced his voice when he cultivated immortals, and his singing level improved by leaps and bounds.
However, this thing sings "Gourd Baby" every morning. It's basically a loss to the little King Kong. Obviously he can sing very well, but he deliberately pretends to be a broken gong and his voice is out of tune, which is even more devastating than the ending song of the anime of "Ace Royal History".
And Fu Lu Xiao King Kong, who had heard Ji Danhuang sing seriously, was startled by Ji Danhuang's deliberate broken gong voice every morning. It's weird not to be angry!
And every time at this time, Ji Danhuang, whose strength is better than Fulu Little King Kong, will twist the P shares very sly and laugh: "Come and beat me, come and beat me! You can't beat me, I'm angry with you!" It's like learning the seven-eight-point demeanor of the nine tails.
Fu Lu Xiao King Kong, who knew his strength, was just addicted, and he really didn't dare to do anything with Ji Danhuang. Let's not talk about my strength, it's really not good. Even if he can beat Ji Danhuang, once he does it, Guigumen will be unkind to him.
The female disciple of the Guigumen Elder Yu Xuzi, that is Ji Danhuang's girlfriend! In case Tang Yuzhu runs to find Yu Xuzi to complain, then he will not be able to eat the cliff and walk around.
Although the current head of Guigumen is Jiang Jianfei, the actual boss is still Yuxuzi. And Yu Xuzi's calf protector is famous all over the world, especially for his own disciples. When the disciple is reasonable, he does not help his relatives, and when the disciple does not take advantage, he does not help his relatives.
Although he is also under the name of Guigumen, he is a goblin who was accepted into the door by the ancestors of Guigumen, but after all, he is still a goblin, and his status as a disciple of others cannot be compared!
Fu Lu Xiao King Kong's heart is stuffed, and he only dares to move his mouth every day. Ji Danhuang also seems to know that he won't really do it with himself, and every morning "Gourd Baby", which breaks the gong and runs out of tune, becomes the morning alarm clock of the skyscraper.
And something like this went on for a week. A week later, Ji Danhuang's deliberately pretended unique voice was finally forcibly stopped.
"Second apprentice, if you let me hear you sing like this again, believe it or not, if the teacher beats you into such a broken gong, my voice will never recover again!"
This morning, as soon as Ji Danhuang opened the door of the room, he started the iconic and unique "Gourd Baby", but he never thought that Master Ren Bikong, who had not appeared for a long time, was sitting in the living room at this time with a bunch of small red sandalwood beads. As a result, Ji Danhuang's opening suddenly startled Ren Bikong, his hand shook, and a box of small red sandalwood beads was sprinkled on the ground, and even most of the beads that he had managed to string in his hand were scattered.
Ji Danhuang couldn't help but be stunned when he thought that Ren Bikong, who was not the head and tail of the dragon, would come back suddenly, and then saw the master's angry appearance and the small red sandalwood beads all over the ground, and hurriedly apologized while lying on the ground to help the master pick up the beads.
Fu Lu Xiao King Kong on the side smiled gloatingly. Hmph, let you scare me, and I will be punished!
After picking up the beads, Ren Bikong glanced at Ji Danhuang, and then couldn't help laughing and said: "Silly apprentice, you have clubbing in your head, singing "Gourd Baby" every morning, just to disgust this gourd?"
Ji Danhuang smiled: "He can't stop annoying me every day, so I won't be allowed to be disgusting and disgusting him!"
Fulu Xiao King Kong listened to the master and apprentice talking, the whole gourd was not good, the gourd vine flickered, turned into a human form and ran away.
Ji Danhuang deliberately disgusted him every morning, and he was still happily waiting to make people sick, he was enough!
Seeing Fulu Little King Kong running away, Ji Danhuang sat down beside Ren Bikong and asked, "Master, Master, what have you been busy with lately? I haven't seen you for so long, and I miss you." ”
Ren Bikong looked at Ji Danhuang seriously, and then smiled: "Silly apprentice, I didn't hurt you in vain for my teacher, you really miss your master and me." Not bad, not bad, worth the reward. As he spoke, he took out a bag and handed it to Ji Danhuang. (To be continued......)