Tonight's third watch is the time when the thousands of earth immortals who surrounded and smashed the underworld gathered.

The deeper the night, the brighter the lights become.

Like other Taoist temples, the Baizheng Temple is built deep in the mountains, so the most important thing is the place.

The immortals from various dojos have come to visit one after another, and Baizhiguan has set up dozens of cauldrons to boil water to cook tea, and the Taoist priests are busy shuttling, and it is not easy to entertain thousands of people to drink tea.

In the inner hall of the Lord, the Heavenly Daoist raised his eyebrows and smiled at the Moon Picking Fairy, and when he spoke, his face was full of righteousness, and he was full of laziness: "Apprentice, do you know why the teacher asked them to meet on the third watch?"

Jieyue snorted coldly, did not answer, touched his beard unskillfully, and took out a scheming look: "Because at this time, everyone is full, just take a sip of hot water." ”

A backhand slapped the hat of the Heavenly Daoist, picked the moon and pulled his beard, his eyes widened: "Apprentice, for the teacher, you call it very well, do you know that I am looking at you now, my mind is full of the ugly appearance of you who didn't wear pants just now, if you provoke me a little more, I can't help but cut off your head with impermanence." ”

"No wonder the people who touched the heavens said that the senior sister had a pair of apricot blossom eyes, I took a closer look, and sure enough, it was so. ”

He still dares to talk nonsense?

Picking the moon blushed, raised his hand to fight, and the person who touched the heavens immediately begged for mercy: "Senior sister, don't slap my mouth, I'm the leading big brother tonight." ”

According to the previous plan, the soul of the star picker will be summoned to the body of the person who touches the heavens, and the person who touches the heavens at this time is actually the star who controls his body.

Looking at his face, Jieyue hated it in his heart, put down his raised hand, pulled off a few strands of his beard, and saw that there were beads of blood on his chin, and he was a little stingy.

The two of them laughed for a while between beating people and begging for mercy, and suddenly heard someone call the door: "Master, I'm Tanyun." ”

It was an ordinary call to the door, but it sounded very strange, because Tanyun lowered his head vigorously, as if he was doing the ugly thing of knocking on the widow's door in the middle of the night.

Touching the heavens and the people signaled to pick the moon with their eyes, and the people who touched the heavens waved their fat sleeves vigorously to dispel the smell of fat powder in the hall, and then cleared their throats, picked up a cup of tea, and said in a decent way: "Come in." ”

Tanyun entered the door, poked his head out to look around, and after making sure that no one was following, he gently closed the door.

Seeing that he is sneaky, it doesn't look like he entered the master's door, but like a guy in a black shop who wants to kill someone.

After he entered the door, he immediately raised his head with his chest straight, sat side by side with the Heavenly Daoist, poured himself a cup of tea, and drank it deliciously.

There are different generations between master and apprentice, and sitting side by side at this moment seems to be uncourteous.

Tanyun sat extremely naturally, as if he was on an equal footing with the master, which was a matter of course.

He suddenly used this way, which is really incomprehensible.

Touching the heavens is very calm, using the lid of the tea bowl to pluck the floating tea leaves, slowly taking a sip of water, and slowly moistening the throat.

After all, Tanyun is young, and he has no kindness when drinking tea, so fragrant tea in his hand, it tastes like a cow's drink, and it is very rude.

After drinking two sips of water to quench his thirst, Tanyun's next sentence almost made the Heavenly Daoist squirt out a mouthful of tea.

"Dad, people are almost here, when will you start?"

Father?

What a big surprise!

Hearing this truth, the moon that was hiding on the beam almost screamed.

No wonder Tanyun dared to face the master so presumptuously, he and the people who touched the heavens turned out to be sons and fathers.

It's hard to do this time, and Cai Xing doesn't dare to talk nonsense.

The secret between the father and the son is only known to the Heavenly Daoist and the Cloud Exploration Heavenly God, and if he says something wrong, he will immediately be seen to be flawed.

Therefore, the people who touched the heavens lowered their heads and drank tea, speechless for a long time, with a thoughtful expression on their faces.

Tanyun waited for a while, he was really impatient, he put down the tea bowl and stood up, with an anxious look on his face: "Dad, we made such a big battle, you won't regret it now, right?"

"This matter needs to be considered in the long run. The Heavenly Daoist slowly touched his beard, tightened his thick eyebrows, and sighed softly.

"If you have already discussed something, don't change it. Tanyun was so anxious that he stomped his feet and almost jumped up: "After the destruction of the underworld, let's become famous in one battle, my father will be the leader of the Earth Immortal Alliance, and I will be the head of the Baizhi Temple.

It is human nature to love fame in vain, and it is human nature to covet wealth and wealth.

But cultivators pay attention to pure hearts and few desires, how can Tanyun inexplicably mention women?

Could it be that he already knew that the man who touched the heavens was a gentleman with good morals?

Even if he is a sanctimonious person, he will not easily tell his son about his ugly things.

The man who touched the heavens was still silent, and a cup of tea had been drunk by him to only a few drops.

"Dad, if you want to hear it, I'll tell you about me sleeping with the moon. ”

Sleeping with the moon?

He did a good job of dreaming well.

He's already brazen and not human.

No matter how thick-skinned he is, how can he listen to his son's bed?

The person who touched the heavens locked his thick eyebrows, and before he could answer, Tanyun had already said to himself.

He made up an affair and depicted it in a dirty way.

The men and women in the affair were said to be himself and the moon.

He talked about a man and a woman in bed, and he said everything in detail.

From a woman's ears, nose, red lips, to her chest, buttocks, and big white legs, no organ falls.

Even, he said that he was devoted, learning to look like a **, stroking his body, and making strange thin sounds.

My God, it's unbearable, it's unbearable.

Even Caixing, who is usually so improper, heard the blush.

"Don't talk about it, I don't want to hear it. The man who touched the heavens paused heavily in the tea bowl, and his face pretended to be angry.

"Dad, I'm not done yet. ”

Tanyun's forehead was already sweating, and he seemed to be making up all the letters he had written.

"Dad, I know you like to hear me say this, and you can only hold the moon when I tell you this. ”

He was still endless, with no intention of stopping.

"Dad, you touch it, the moon is in your arms, she is wearing nothing, she is slippery and greasy, she is like a snake, entangled with you, she is so white, white and shiny, she tells you to hurry up, faster, she is coming soon......"

Such an emotional performance was pierced by a beam of ice blue swords.

The ice blue sword stabbed vertically from the beam of the house, piercing through Tanyun's head.

A sword to the end, piercing his heart, and a horizontal slash to pick out his heart with black blood.

This pair of filthy father and son both died under the hands of the moon, and they both died in the illusion they weaved.

Ridiculous, pathetic, pitiful.