I am a ghost madman, and I will start our story "Please line up" today!

Every day, Xiaokai sleeps until he wakes up naturally, and then he goes to the ticket office of a nearby station or a hospital, and drives the people waiting in line there behind him, buys the ticket first, and then runs to the door to sell it at a high price.

Nowadays, everyone's life rhythm is very fast, and everything is done with an efficiency, and the rest is good to say, and the medical treatment of a disease is naturally not delayed for a moment, so in order to be able to hang a good expert number, some people are willing to spend hundreds of thousands of yuan to buy a high-priced number.

Xiaokai took advantage of this loophole, and the money he earned several times a day was more than that of ordinary wage earners in a month.

The reason why Xiao Kai can be so fearless and blatant is also because he has already taken care of all the places where he often commits crimes, and everyone turns a blind eye to his behavior.

Recently, Zhang Xiaokai made a girlfriend, the girlfriend is very beautiful, and it is very face-saving to take it out, and the problem that arises is that this girlfriend is too expensive.

In order to meet his girlfriend's material needs, Xiao Kai had to become more diligent, and sometimes he had to run out in the middle of the night to do a few orders.

When Xiao Kai was talking to his girlfriend on the phone that night, his girlfriend said that she had fallen in love with a bag, and it cost more than 80,000 yuan, and said that as long as Xiao Kai bought a bag for herself, she would agree to marry Xiao Kai.

This kind of temptation is huge for Xiao Kai, and he didn't feel the slightest sleepiness in the middle of the night when he was excited, and he ran to the hospital to prepare for work when he was idle.

This person grew up eating whole grains, and it is normal for him to get sick and make trouble, so the business in this place of the hospital is really quite good, no matter when you go, you can see the registration office, and there is a long queue at the toll office.

As before, Xiao Kai staggered to the front of the queue at the registration desk, probably accustomed to the existence of people like Xiao Kai, although the crowd in the queue showed a dissatisfied look, but no one stood up to stop it.

"Young man, you just arrived, the line is here, can you please line up?" said an old man who patted Xiao Kai's shoulder gently.

This kind of words made Xiao Kai feel angry when he heard it, and shouted at the old man: "Dead old man, where to rest and where to go, although this is a hospital, but don't look for a sick person, if it weren't for your age, I would have slapped you to death!"

"But you shouldn't be in such a high position, you see you're still so young~."

"I said dead old man, you still have no end!" Xiao Kai scolded angrily: "Don't be embarrassed, hurry up and get rid of Lao Tzu, don't think that Lao Tzu really doesn't dare to beat you!"

"But......" The old man wanted to say something, but he was pulled aside by the people in line on the side, and whispered: "He wants to be so high in the line, why do you persuade him to provoke this kind of person."

"Hey, stinky old man, you are very sensible, you learn from others about that dead old man, you are also an old man, why is the gap between people so big!"

Xiao Kai was in second place in the line, so it was his turn to register immediately.

Xiao Kai took out the money and said loudly: "Give me five expert numbers of Dr. Li."

"We don't have Dr. Li here, and this is not a registration office, are you in the wrong place, young man?"

Xiao Kaiyan looked around, and the glass in front of him did have the words "registration office" written on it, and it was pasted on a large red paper, unless he was blind, he would be wrong.

And it's not the first time I've come to this place, otherwise I wouldn't know that there is an expert surnamed Li here.

Xiao Kai looked at the doctor in a white coat at the registration desk and found that it had been replaced by someone he didn't know.

"Then this eldest sister is convenient, your benefits will be indispensable when the time comes, I often come here, your dean and director, all know me."

"It's not that I can't give it to you, we are indeed not a registration office here, if you have to handle business, please go to the back and queue up."

Xiao Kai looked behind him, there was no end in sight to the team, not to mention that there were as many as seventy or eighty people, if it was to be in the back, what year and month would it be, and who was he, how could he be obedient and obedient to line up.

"Hey, did you hear me clearly, I know your dean and director, aren't you just a drug seller, believe it or not, I'll let you go home tomorrow to coax the child!" Xiao Kai said arrogantly.

The other party's attitude is still not distempered: "I'm not a registration office, and I don't have a dean's director, I've already done enough for this position, if you can let me be laid off, I naturally can't ask for it, I advise you to do what I say, otherwise I can ask the security guard to kick you out."

Xiao Kai wanted to say something more, but the other party directly called the security guard, who often came here, Xiao Kai was already very familiar with the security guards here, and had drunk many times together.

But the two security guards who came this time, Xiao Kai didn't know each other at all, and his attitude was very bad, so after he came, he threw Xiao Kai out with one arm on his own.

Xiao Kai was wrestled by all kinds of falls, his buttocks were about to swell, and he scolded in his heart for whether these people had taken the wrong medicine today, and they had such an attitude towards themselves.

It seems that this money can't be made today, Xiao Kai rubbed his buttocks, got up from the ground, and suddenly saw that the hospital he frequented was more than 100 meters away from him!

It is impossible for him to fall so far in one fell swoop, and then looking at the place where he was just thrown out, Xiao Kai was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, it turned out to be a crematorium!

Xiao Kai was so frightened that he was about to run, but he was stopped by several people, and at first glance they were all acquaintances, that is, the director of the hospital, and the security captain.

"Zhang Xiaokai didn't expect you to die too, so let's go together and have a companion," the dean laughed, and together with the chief security captain, he brought Xiaokai back into the crematorium.

It's still the same scene as before, but this time everyone gave way to Xiao Kai, and Xiao Kai didn't have the arrogance he had before, and he refused to be in the first place when he said anything.

The queuing rules can't be changed, so why should you always compete for the first.

"Didn't you like to be at the front of the queue at the beginning, but now we are all satisfied with you!" Everyone pushed Xiao Kai to the front, all the way to the crematorium, to Xiao Kai's surprise, the worker in charge of cremation turned out to be his girlfriend!

"How could it be you?"

"Of course it's me, you weren't cremated, it was I who made you work hard to make money and aggravated your sins, so you enjoyed today's treatment, rest assured that I will give you an extension of the cremation time, let you enjoy the process to the fullest, throw him in!"

"Damn! You lied to me, you dead liar! There is no good end to deceiving people, ah!".