Yan Xiaomei was born, and the three forces were chaotic.

Sister Jun is a potential, and Yama is a potential.

Inexplicably, black impermanence and the sword, the charm of the wind, and the lightning have formed a separate force.

No one knew what was going on, not even Hei Impermanence himself.

But he doesn't care who is on whose side, for him, as long as he keeps Yan Xiaomei's body, it doesn't matter who wins or loses.

"Black impermanence!" Brother Enma roared angrily: "When I clean up these chaotic ministers and thieves, I'll clean you up again!"

"Whatever you clean up, as long as you don't touch Yan Xiaomei. Black impermanence pulled the chain horizontally, and the dragon chanted to break the sky: "I'll tell you again one last time, I hurt Yan Xiaomei, and your death is ugly." ”

Brother Enma sneered, no longer paying attention to Hei Wuchang, and turned his head to question Bai Wuchang: "Bai Wuchang, what do you say?"

"Today is a conversation between the big guys. Bai Wuchang smiled drunkenly: "I don't dare to say anything." ”

He is talking nonsense again, caught between the three forces, and being a villain who pretends to be crazy and stupid.

"Little sister!" Brother Yan Devil was furious: "In today's battle, do you have to live or die?"

The little sister threw thousands of snow arrows, and the dark voice broke the sky: "Let's do it!"

Brother Enma did not lose his momentum, and spewed out ghost fire from his mouth and nose, shattering the mana of the snow arrow.

Meng Nu's fog sleeves conjured up a poisonous mist that covered the sky.

Fan Wusu untied the chains around his waist and twisted into a spiral that covered the sun.

Zhong Kui drew out the sword of slaying ghosts, and released countless demons and ghosts.

The bull head and horse face danced their spears and forks, ready to charge into battle with the ghost pawns.

The eyes forged by the spirit of the black impermanence life stared at Yan Jun's little sister.

Fight to the death, at the touch of a button.

At the critical moment, I heard a spiritual voice from the sky: "The protector of the West Bliss Veda and the dragon descending Arhat, welcome the sister of the underworld." ”

The spiritual voice echoed for a long time, and there were two white lights that reached the sky, and under the white light, there were two golden gods.

One is dressed in the armor of a general, and the other is in rags, and the other is cranked with a broken fan.

The two jumped closer hand in hand, stood in the middle of the battlefield, and looked at the little sister with a smile.

Suddenly, someone stirred up the situation and each took a move.

Looking at the two white lights in front of him, it was indeed the mark of Western Bliss, and these two people were true Buddhas.

How did they know that I was born today, and how could they pick me up here?

When Xiaomei was puzzled, Bai Wuchang quietly approached her and whispered to her: "These two people are my acquaintances, I will persuade them not to wade into today's troubled waters." ”

Without the nod of the little sister, Bai Wuchang walked drunk to the middle of the two Buddhas, and gave Wei Tuo an arch: "Brother Wei was born today, stood on the field for his brother, did not take leave from the Epiphany Fairy, and asked Brother Wei to make amends on his behalf." ”

Wei Tuo chuckled: "You can talk to her about making amends." ”

As soon as the laughter fell, several epiphany flowers fell from the sky.

On the petals of an epiphany, a woman more beautiful than an epiphany stands on her feet.

After she fell, she snuggled up to Wei Tuo, her eyebrows and smiles: "Brother Baijun, don't come to harm, is the prostitute you ransomed okay?"

The prostitute she was talking about in her joke was Di Shuiyang.

When Di Shuiyang was a child, she was trafficked to a brothel by domestic servants, and it was the epiphany fairy who gave her half of the red sand with a petal, so that she could only be committed to her husband Xiao Yanmou, who married later, in the brothel.

When Bai Wuchang recovered the heavenly rush of Xiao Yanmil, the kindest person, the epiphany fairy returned to the world and removed half of Di Shuiyang's red sand.

At that time, the Epiphany Fairy once laughed at Bai Wuchang and said that he would tell Nanxing about his ransom of the prostitute.

The epiphany fairy is always unforgiving under her mouth, she has already settled on Bai Wuchang, and a word of ease makes Bai Wuchang helpless.

In desperation, Bai Wuchang could only ask Wei Tuo: "Do you really care about your wife?"

Before Wei Tuo could answer, Bai Wuchang sighed again: "It's also for nothing to ask you, your family is what your wife says." ”

The Epiphany Fairy protected Wei Tuo and smiled at Bai Impermanence: "If you are not afraid of your wife, why don't you dare to go home from Nanxing?"

The epiphany fairy has Nanxing to make a fuss, and arguing with her is purely asking for her own hardships.

Bai Wuchang turned his head and gave a Buddha salute to the Dragon Descending Arhat: "Daoji Zen Master is well." ”

The Dragon Descending Arhat laughed and asked a word that made Bai Wuchang blush: "The little girl who was stripped naked and touched by you last time, is she living with you now?"

On the flower boat in the West Lake, in order to help Zen Master Daoji regain the Buddha bone relics, Bai Wuchang once held a fake wedding and teased Luo Yuru, one of the four demon ancestors in the south.

He did strip her naked, and he did touch her whole body, but that was only to regain the Buddha's bone relics.

Today, it has become a laughing stock in the mouth of Zen Master Daoji.

It is said that people in the West Bliss only know how to bow their heads and chant Buddha every day, but in fact, if they really tell jokes, I am afraid that no one in the Three Realms can talk about them.

Bai Wuchang rubbed his nose, stopped answering their words, and smiled humbly: "There are two brothers in Lao to support the scene, and I hope that the two brothers can help me take care of the scene, don't let them really fight, because there will be excitement to see later." ”

"As long as there is wine to drink after the show, we can talk about everything. ”

Zen Master Daoji also ignored the coldness on the ground, and sat directly on the ground, waiting to see the excitement of Bai Wuchang's words.

After greeting the two envoys of the West Bliss, Bai Wuchang ran back to Yan Xiaomei's side, and whispered in her ear: "King, the people of the West Bliss can pinch and calculate, they know that the Difu Sister was born today, so they specially sent two Arhats to congratulate, what a scene this is, between heaven and earth, I am afraid that only the king has such a face." ”

This sycophant is very cleverly shot, the people of West Bliss have always regarded themselves as saviors, and it is indeed the first time that they can come to congratulate the birth of the little sister today.

The little sister's face was still cold, but there was a little less chill in her eyes.

"Did you tell them that if there is a war later, you want them not to intervene. ”

"This ......" Bai Wuchang sighed heavily: "The ghost minister was patronizing and happy just now, and it seems that he forgot to say it, but if we do it, they may not care." ”

Useless waste!

The little sister widened her eyes, and just wanted to scold him a few words, when she heard thunder in the sky.

After a burst of lightning and thunder, a figure appeared, and he hugged his fist at the little sister, and his voice was clear: "Heavenly Court Lei Gong, welcome the birth of my sister." ”

The fairy world also sent people down?

The little sister was full of temptation, thinking that when she was born, she arranged it very secretly, but she didn't expect it to leak.

Not only is the king of Yama ready, but both Bliss and Heavenly Court are aware.

When I was thinking about it in my heart, I heard Bai Wuchang say again: "Heavenly Court Lei Gong is also my old friend, I'll go and talk to him, don't go to this troubled water." ”

He walked over again and again drunk, and returned the salute to Lei Gong: "I like the momentum of your appearance the most, crackling, like firecrackers." ”

Lei Gong smiled back: "If Brother Bai Jun likes it, I can thunder for ten thousand years." ”

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