Chapter Thirty-Four: Tablecloths, Toilet Seats!
Two hours later, when the lower grade spirit stones were consumed, Ye De stopped his cultivation and washed and slept. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
At half past five the next day, Ye De woke up from his dream. Get up and go to the roof to absorb the purple gas. After that, I went straight downstairs and went home to pack my things. Ye De found that there were not many things, so he glanced at the 6/10 in the upper left corner of his field of vision, and decided to stuff the things directly into the ring. I was just about to put it away, but I sensed that there was a large ball of plastic bag wrapped in the ring. Only then did he remember that the garbage from the first hair and marrow washing was still in the ring. Ye De hurriedly went downstairs, walked to the side of the trash can, glanced around, no one, waved his hand in an instant, only heard a bang, and the garbage went into the big trash can in the community.
Back upstairs, Ye De put everything into the space ring, and by this time, the number had become 4/10. After packing his luggage, Ye De wrote that he had something to do and that his return date was uncertain. Stick to the door of the clinic and take a taxi to the airport.
Ye De took a plane for the first time, so he went to the airport very early to get his ticket so as not to miss the flight.
Fortunately, I came to the airport in advance, the airport is still very large, and Ye De found the entrance of the airline where he booked his ticket under the guidance of the road signs. Walking in, you can see that the space is still very large. But China is a superpower, and there are few countries that can compare with it in terms of population. Ye De entered the hall at a glance and saw the airline service desk surrounded by three layers in the crowd, and then turned around to look at the automatic ticket machine on the other side, although there were many people there, but at least everyone was queuing up in an orderly manner. Ye De decisively chose his own ticket machine and began to line up.
When queuing, Ye De listened to the "click" sound behind him, and after taking the ticket, Ye De took a look at it when he left the ticket machine. I saw a fat man who was slightly taller than Ye De, holding an oversized bag of potato chips in his arms, squinting his eyes, and stretching out his hand to get a ticket while eating. The greasy handle dotted the touch screen of the automatic ticket machine, and Ye De looked at the faces of the girls queuing behind the fat man, and almost laughed. The girl who was lined up behind the fat man was already holding back the fire in her belly, Ye De looked at it for a while and hurried away, otherwise she would have to bear the girl's anger instead of the fat man.
After getting the ticket, Ye De didn't have any luggage to check, so he went directly to the security check. Ye De's things are basically in the space ring, and the security check will naturally not find anything. After passing through the security check, Ye De waited at the boarding gate.
It didn't take long for Ye Deyou to hear the "click" sound, and when he turned around, he saw that it was the fat man sitting not far away eating potato chips. Ye De smiled at the fat man, who just glanced blankly, and continued to eliminate the potato chips.
Soon the boarding announcement sounded, and Ye De began to line up to board the plane. When Ye De saw the prompt to turn off his mobile phone, he sent a message to Zhao Xuelan, and then turned off the phone.
Ye De successfully found his seat according to the seat number on the boarding pass, and as soon as he sat down, he smelled a smell of potato chips. It turned out to be the fat man who had eaten potato chips before, holding a large bag of potato chips that had not been opened in his hand, and walked over. I don't know if the bag of chips before was eaten or forced to throw it away when I boarded the plane. The fat man's seat was actually adjacent to Ye De, and when he saw the fat man at the boarding gate before, Ye De knew that the two were going to take a plane, but he didn't expect that the seats were together.
Not long after taking off, the fat man tore open the bag of potato chips in his hand again and began to "click".
On the other side of Ye De was a man in a suit with shiny hair and shiny hair, looking like he was in his thirties. He had been staring at the fat man with disgust since he approached him, and when the fat man sat down, he almost didn't get up.
Ye De glanced at the man in the suit, then turned around and watched the fat man eat potato chips with interest. When the fat man saw Ye De looking at him again, he asked, "Do you want to come some?" Ye De wanted to excuse himself, but then he thought that this fat man liked to eat potato chips so much, and potato chips should be a very precious thing for fat people. If you refuse, it will be very shameless, so you will eat a little.
Seeing that Ye De ate ate some potato chips, the fat man immediately became enthusiastic about Ye De. The fat man and Ye De began to communicate. The fat man's name is Li Tao, he just graduated from college this year, his family conditions are not bad, and his parents gave him a sum of money to come out and have fun before going back to work. The fat man always heard that Kyoto roast duck was delicious, so he chose to go to Kyoto to play, and he had never taken a plane before near home, but this was the first time he took a plane. Ye De and the fat man said that they went to Beijing to see a friend of their own, and it was the first time to take a plane. The fat man smiled, it must be his girlfriend, otherwise he wouldn't have run so far to see.
At this time, the man in the suit next to him muttered strangely, Beijing girlfriend, hehe. The fat man probably doesn't have many friends in normal times, and when he hears the man in the suit next to him say strange things, he is ready to get angry. But Ye De stopped the fat man, Zhao Xuelan is indeed not Ye De's girlfriend. Ye De whispered in the fat man's ear: "At first glance, you have been hurt by love, don't care." ”
Ye De stopped the fat man, and the fat man saw that Ye De didn't care about himself, so he continued to chat with Ye De, but his voice was much quieter, and he didn't want to be heard by disgusting people.
On the plane, the flight attendant handed out drinks, and the fat man asked for a glass of orange juice, a glass of Coke, a glass of Sprite, and a glass of coconut water. Lined up on the small table, and then muttered while drinking: Life is short, be happy in time. Ye De said in his heart, after eating for so long, it is strange that he is not thirsty.
The man in the suit next to him looked at the fat man and laughed weirdly, and the fat man also learned from Ye De and didn't care about him.
The fat man drank two drinks and went to the toilet, and when he came out of the toilet, he was holding something in his hand. After sitting down, he mysteriously gave one to Ye De, took one and put it around his neck, and said beautifully: "There is actually a disposable tablecloth in the bathroom, put this on quickly, and you won't get it when you eat a boxed lunch." Ye De unfolded the thing, looking at the shape and always feeling that something was wrong. I haven't had time to talk to the fat man yet.
The flight attendant began to send out boxed lunches, sent them to the fat man, and looked at the things in the fat man's neck, dumbfounded. After reacting, he held back a smile and asked the fat man to take the things down, and the fat man said that he would take them down after eating.
At this time, the man in the suit came up, just now he felt that it was not a good thing, and waited until Ye De also put on a good question flight attendant to make them make a fool of themselves. But Ye De never put it on, and when he saw that the stewardess was about to let the fat man take it off, he hurriedly asked loudly: "What is in his neck?"
The stewardess said no, didn't say no, Ye De only then realized what this was, and ripped off the thing in the fat man's neck.
The stewardess was relieved when she saw Ye De tearing off the fat man's body, and continued to hand out boxed lunches.
The man in the suit finally reacted at this moment and shouted: "Haha, this fat man actually put the toilet mat around his neck!"
Toilet mat! The fat man Li Tao put around his neck is not a dinner cloth, but a toilet mat!