Zang Zhichao replied innocently: "Because that delicious ......"

"It's delicious your brother-in-law!" Wang Chaoren was furious, "You honestly find something else for me to eat!"

Zang Zhichao lowered his head in frustration: "Okay......"

Xie Qin took advantage of the light of NOKEYA-X to find a few bags of "Bajie meat" under Zang Zhichao's bed, this thing was strongly recommended by Zang Zhichao when he first went to the supermarket, but after Wang Chaoren picked up the bag and looked at the first-hand oil, the 204 people had doubts about the hygienic quality of this food, so the bags of "Bajie meat" bought back naturally went to Zang Zhichao's hands, because no one wanted to eat it except him.

Xie Qin took out the large plastic bag containing the bags of "Bajie meat", picked it up and shook it in front of Zang Zhichao, and said with a serious expression: "All confiscated! Until tomorrow morning, you can only eat other snacks, won't it be long?" He thought about it carefully, and after removing these "Bajie meat", it seems that there is no heavy taste of food, and the taste of the roommates is very light.

Zang Zhichao was very aggrieved, raised his head and "cried" to Qin Cheng, who was on the upper bunk, and said: "Look, head of the room, they bullied me! Just now I clearly said that the nosebleed stopped and I can eat as much as I want!"

Qin Cheng hadn't been able to help in the nosebleed storm just now, but now seeing Zang Zhichao looking at him for help, he knew that it was time to fulfill his obligations as the head of the dormitory, so he said loudly: "Now announce the first article of the 204 dormitory rules——"

What did the head of the room think, saying such a thing at this time? Everyone looked at Qin Cheng together.

Qin Cheng looked at everyone, his eyes were resolute, his expression was serious, and his tone was generous and powerful: "Fengtian carrier, the head of the room said: For the sake of Zang Zhichao's classmate's body, he is specially ordered not to eat any irritating food during the period of recuperating his nose, until tomorrow morning, there must be no mistakes-Qin this!"

Qin Cheng stepped forward at a critical moment and fulfilled his obligations as the head of the dormitory, which was very decent and appreciated by everyone.

As soon as everyone shook to the ground, the mountain shouted long live and said: "The head of the room is wise, and the head of the room is sage-"

Then a trumpet sounded suddenly.

Everyone was stunned when they heard the trumpet, and they looked at each other. After a while, Wang Chaoren's voice sounded in the darkness: "Isn't it, it's a night march again?"

"Ge Laozi," Ding Yixiong scolded in a low voice, "Can't you?"

Xie Qin said: "Hurry up and get dressed." ”

Because they were already very sober, everyone quickly put on their clothes, although they didn't want to admit it, but they were able to stay sober at this time really thanks to Zang Zhichao.

Everyone changed their shoes and walked out of the dormitory, and the hallway was empty. Xie Qin estimated that the entire boys' dormitory building was probably asleep or in a state of confusion except for them, and Zang Zhichao once again saved the dormitory in the assembly number!

Everyone walked to the main entrance of the dormitory building, and saw that there were only a few instructors nearby, and they were stunned when they saw the 204 people, how could anyone in the dark say that someone had packed up and ran down in such a short time, this efficiency was too high!

"It's you again!" Instructor Fan walked over and asked the 204 people in surprise, "Why did you come down so fast?"

Everyone turned their heads to look at Zang Zhichao with expressionless faces, and Instructor Fan followed their gaze, and said with a dumb smile: "Zang Zhichao?

"Ah...... Well. Zang Zhichao nodded vaguely, he can't say that he secretly got up at night to eat supper, and he got a nosebleed in his nose, right?

Instructor Fan asked, "What's going on?"

"Report to the instructor!" Wang Chao said loudly, "Kengxing's classmate had a nosebleed just now, and we have been taking care of him!" Considering that Zang Zhichao might want to save face, he deliberately omitted the reason for the nosebleed.

"Nosebleeds?" Instructor Fan asked in surprise, "Why do you have nosebleeds?"

Xie Qin hurriedly interjected: "Maybe it's because the weather has been relatively dry these days." ”

"Yes, yes," Zang Zhichao nodded hurriedly after hearing this, and said in his mouth, "That's it, instructor!"

"That's the case," Instructor Fan didn't doubt him, nodded, patted Zang Zhichao's shoulder, and said earnestly, "Pay attention in the future." ”

"Yes, instructor!" Zang Zhichao replied loudly.

After the third round of emergency rallying horns was blown, it took nearly five minutes for the people standing downstairs to hear the sparse footsteps, and after a while, the other students slowly walked out, all with messy hairstyles and sleepy eyes, they were really awakened by the sound of the horn in their sleep.

Although it's not good to say this, Xie Qin said in his heart, but it's really thanks to Zang Zhichao's nosebleed.

After everyone gathered in the class, Instructor Fan loudly reprimanded several times but failed to make the boys in Class 4 wake up (because of indirect cheating in the 204 dormitory, so it was not included), so I had to take this sleepy team to the playground to join the girl team led by Instructor Liu, and the girls were in a similar situation, with blank eyes and yawning.

Seeing this, Instructor Liu was preparing to repeat his old tricks, and asked Lu Chenghu to sing the first military song, and Instructor Fan on the side suddenly had an idea, and said loudly: "Dan Er, come and sing a military song for everyone to wake up." ”

As soon as Xie Qin heard Instructor Fan's code name Wu Ke, he felt wrong, what a joke, the effect of his singing voice is not just to wake up such a child!

The boys who had seen Wu Ke's singing voice in the morning also realized this, and they all shivered, and their hearts said that they were going to be bad, but at this time Wu Ke had already shouted "Order", and then he opened his voice and sang: "Sun~Set~West~Mountain~Red~Xia~Fly~War~Shi~Hit~Target~Put~Battalion~Return~Hey!Return the Battalion~"

"Okay, enough, enough, understood, understood. Lu Chenghu covered Wu Ke's mouth, but it was too late, Wu Ke had already finished singing a whole sentence, and everyone who heard the song felt that this ethereal chant seemed to float down from the top of a distant mountain.

"Damn!" Instructor Fan covered his chest, looking as if he was in great pain, and whispered, "This is the old saying that if you kill a thousand enemies, you will lose eight hundred." ”

"Hey," Instructor Liu's eyes straightened, and his tone fluttered, "Old Fan, where did you find such heroic characters?"

"This is—" Instructor Fan clutched his chest, showed a wry smile, and retorted, "This is the soldier you brought......"

"It has nothing to do with me," Instructor Liu shook his head categorically, "I'm bringing a female soldier." ”

After more than a minute, the fourth class gradually came back to their senses, in fact, this is also because Wu Ke ran around the playground five times just now, his physical and mental strength have been greatly reduced, the volume has also decreased, and the tone is still a little bit in tune, otherwise everyone will not be relieved in such a short period of time.

Instructor Liu was overjoyed when he saw this, clapped his hands, and said loudly to everyone: "The purpose of calling everyone up tonight is to march five kilometers. ”

This Wu Ke's singing voice is a little too powerful, so you should use it with caution in the future...... Instructor Fan secretly admonished himself, and said loudly: "All of them have-"

When Xie Qin heard Instructor Fan's voice, his head buzzed, and his whole body shook, as if he could perceive everything in this world again, and he secretly wondered in his heart, what had just happened? For some reason, he always felt as if he had lost the memory of these ten minutes.

Instructor Fan said loudly: "All of them have - five kilometers of march, to the left - turn! to step - walk!"

The dizzy and chattering members of the fourth class were shocked when they heard the sound, came to their senses, and followed the two instructors to the fence on the north side of the playground, through the gate, past the farmland, and all the way up the mountain along the wide asphalt road.

Wang Superman was in a very good mood when he saw the stars in the sky and the vast farmland, and recited the poem with great enthusiasm: "The moon and stars are scarce, and the black magpie flies south——"

Wang Ben on the side interrupted him and said, "Pure nonsense, there are many stars in the sky." ”

"Hey, don't care about these details," Wang Chaoren waved his hand again and again, "You have to comprehend the spirit, comprehend the spirit, do you know!" After that, he didn't wait for Wang Ben to answer, so he recited again by himself, "The moon and stars are scarce, and the black magpie flies south...... Nanfei ......" he "flew south" for a long time, but he couldn't remember what the next sentence was, so he had to turn his head to Wang Ben and ask, "Wang Ben, what is the next sentence of this 'black magpie flying south'?"

"Well," Wang Ben raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart that you can think of me at this time, and responded with his mouth, "The artistic conception of the next few sentences is not very consistent with the current scene, I suggest that you still recite 'The stars hang down and the plains are wide, and the river flows into the great wilderness'." ”

When Wang Chaoren heard the two lines of poetry that Wang Ben said, he couldn't help but smile and interjected: "Actually, this Du Fu's "Traveling Night Book" is not very suitable for this situation. ”

Wang Chaoren and Wang Ben turned around together when they heard this, and when they saw that it was the erudite and talented "scholar" who had spoken, they immediately asked: "What poems are suitable for this situation, and I also ask Your Excellency the scholar for advice." ”

Tao Jian smiled humbly: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be ......"

Ding Yixiong had an idea and interjected: "Xiaosheng thinks that Zhang Ruo's "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night" is good. ”

Wang Chaoren retorted: "Where did Jiang come from here!"

Oh, you guys are also literary and artistic, Xie Qin looked at the scene of the previous "literati and ink writers" talking about it, and shook his head.