081 Rare Life Grid (2)
Ren Bikong smiled and said, "Otherwise, what do you think? In the past, there were a lot of nosy alchemists, and people believed in these things very much, whenever a real lonely man came into the world, he was either killed before he was born, or he was killed after birth, and basically few people lived past a month. That is, people in modern times are becoming more and more disbelieving in these things, and the laws are becoming stricter and stricter, so that a person like you with a true lonely personality has lived to adulthood. If you're not 'gifted', then no one really can afford those four words. But to be honest, when I first saw you, I was really close to breaking down as a teacher! Your life is extremely rare and good, but your physique is also extremely bad for the ancients and since! For your physique, it is so heartbreaking for the teacher! Can you understand!"
Thinking of the countless heavenly treasures that had been used on Ji Danhuang's body, even Ren Bikong felt a little painful. Other things are okay to say, but the "rose brew" that gave Ji Danhuang a bath at the beginning, it really made him want to hit the wall!
Ji Danhuang said strangely: "Then Master, although my life character is rare, is it of any use? How do I think that my life character cannot do anything other than to defeat people? Master, do you think about it...... I can't think of it......"
Could it be that his own master wants to borrow his own personality to ...... Suicide...... Bar......
When Ren Bikong heard this, he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood: "Silly apprentice, your brain is in the water? Raising fish? Being caught by the door? Being kicked by a donkey? You don't want to think about who your master and I are, just with your really lonely life, can you still kill me? I didn't find that your master and I are in charge, haven't any of the goblins around you died? Take you to suicide." It's better to find a piece of tofu and kill it, find a noodle and hang it!"
was beaten by his own master, and the corners of Ji Danhuang's mouth twitched: "Then why did you accept me as an apprentice?
"Your master, I have a collector's habit, it's not good! I just like you, it's really a lonely personality!" Ren Bikong said angrily, "Your life character actually has a lot of uses." It seems to be quite troublesome to talk about. In short, being a teacher must be to take a fancy to your 'talent'. ”
Ji Danhuang was speechless, how could he feel that his master was perfunctory. It's not a lot to say, but it's just one sentence that is useful, and the rest is all nonsense.
However, I can know that my master is here for my own life. That's enough.
Ji Danhuang sighed and got up from the ground. At this time, the bloody sunset had already fallen, the sky was gradually darkening, and night was about to fall.
"Master. Ji Danhuang looked at Yuantian. He touched his belly, "Today, can we make some stir-fry and eat? I want to eat some normal food." ”
"Okay. Ren Bikong nodded, "What do you want to eat?"
Ji Danhuang thought about it, and said with a smile: "I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, Songhua tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Supan, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised assortment, braised goose, braised shrimp, braised shrimp, braised shrimp, ...... shrimp" actually recited all the names of the dishes mentioned in the cross talk in one breath.
When Ren Bikong heard such a long list of dish names, his face suddenly changed, how ugly it was. However, after Ji Danhuang finished reporting the names of this long list of dishes, Ren Bikong's face became cloudy and sunny again. But that smile, no matter how you look at it, it feels like there is some conspiracy hidden.
Ren Bikong smiled strangely: "Silly apprentice, do you really want to eat these things?"
Ji Danhuang wanted to agree. But after he saw Ren Bikong's weird smile, his heart suddenly "chuckled", and he couldn't help but hesitate. But after a few seconds, he felt that his hesitation was very redundant, and although he still felt that something was wrong, he still stiffened his neck and nodded heavily.
Seeing Ji Danhuang nodded. Ren Bikong's smile looked even more weird. He smiled wryly, "Okay, now that you're sure." Then I will do it for you as a teacher. But there is one condition, food cannot be wasted. If you make it for the teacher, you have to eat it all, and you can't waste anything. Otherwise...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......" smiled maliciously.
Hearing this, Ji Danhuang's face suddenly became more bitter than a bitter gourd. The names of the dishes he reported just now, to say the least, there are dozens of dishes, if he eats them all, then he won't be going to die!
Ji Danhuang wanted to regret it, but Ren Bikong didn't give him this chance at all, and disappeared after a turn. An ominous premonition hit his heart, and Ji Danhuang felt that he was going to be abandoned here today.
Within a few minutes, Ren Bikong was back again, but this time Ren Bikong had something more in his hands. I saw a long large table densely packed with many dishes. Ji Danhuang took a closer look, it was the things he had mentioned just now.
Ren Bikong laughed and said, "Silly apprentice, come on, these are all yours, let go of eating!"
Seeing this scene, Ji Danhuang couldn't help but smile bitterly, for the sake of his own life, he had no choice but to ask his master for mercy, saying that he was just a joke and couldn't take it seriously.
Ren Bikong laughed, suddenly his face turned solemn, and said to Ji Danhuang: "Silly apprentice, remember in the future, how big your belly is, how much food you need, otherwise you can only die in the end, and you can only be the one who suffers from sin." It's not just about eating this, it's about other things as well. The good things in this world, just like this table of dishes, are so much in your stomach that if you want to get everything and want to know everything, you will only harm yourself in the end. Do everything you can, you know?"
Ji Danhuang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then realized that his master was taking the opportunity to lecture him. His face was red, and he said yes again and again.
Ren Bikong smiled: "It's good to know." Silly apprentice, there are some things that you don't know, but they are actually protecting you. You've seen a lot, you should know this truth, right? When you should know, I'll naturally tell you everything. But when you don't know, you know that you're only going to kill yourself. ”
Ji Danhuang nodded again and again and didn't say anything more. Perhaps, today I really asked something that I shouldn't ask, which made my master unhappy. Otherwise, with his old man's character, he would not be able to speak so seriously and strictly. (To be continued)