Chapter 3 How could I have such a grandfather?
The young man looked at the two idiots on his forehead on the screen of his mobile phone, and the two big characters exuded colorful treasures, which were brilliant and colorful, as if highlighting his identity as a noble member and different words, which was his heart that wanted to die. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info But before he dies, he must pull his grandfather to hell.... Otherwise, I won't be reconciled....
The boy looked up at the sky at a 45° angle, and a line of tears slipped from his eyes.
Human hatred is actually divided into two kinds: one with the heat of flames and boiling iron, every cell in the body is full of anxiety that wants to die with the other party, crushed into slag, burned to ashes, screaming and turning into black powder and blowing into this world, while the other is with the chill of the autumn wind and the long night, there is no revenge of madness, only indifferent disgust, cold rustiness, wanting to forget him, staying away from him, ashamed to mention him, wanting to say goodbye to his world, and never have anything to do with him again.
"Why is my grandfather so doggy, I just want to be so handsome, as light as origami, as clear as green wood, and shining like gold. Why! Why! Do you want to do this to me! Is it wrong to be handsome? If I'm wrong like that! I'm willing to be wrong forever! Alas, I'm so handsome. Why is the world always full of malice towards me? Well, probably because I'm too handsome? It must be so. Uh-huh, "
The young man said to himself shamelessly.
But to be honest, the boy does look very handsome. His dark brown eyes were clear, but there was a rare uninhibited boy in them, long eyelashes meekly attached to his eyes, and his nose was firm, as if revealing a stubborn personality. The face is like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the color is like the flower of spring dawn, the sideburns are like a knife, the eyebrows are like ink paintings, the face is like peach petals, and the eyes are like autumn waves.
A smile can capture the girl's heart.,It can be said that people who see him will have a good impression of him at first sight.。 What's more, after the foundation is built, it is even more immaculate, with a temperament that is not like that of mortals. Of course, it would be even more perfect if there were no two eyesore words of idiot on the forehead.
"But... I'm so handsome.... Alas.. What a sin... Today, the real person will put down his bangs and take pictures..."The young man put down his bangs and combed his bangs, his hair was very long and thick, like a black torrent splashing upward, and hanging in the air like a waterfall.
The boy posed one after another, holding his forehead with one hand and floating, clicking. He tilted his head and looked up slightly into the distance. The indescribable affection in his eyes is like a prodigal son looking at the woman he loves the most. Click. Hover your phone and turn it to the back. Click.
After shooting for an hour, I took a nine-square grid and began to edit the words.
A pot of wine, a pole body, how many people are there in the world? The real people have finally built the foundation today, and a few brothers have come out to wave.
The boy smiled smugly and clicked send.
Alas, I'm so handsome. I'm going to smitten the little girls. What a sin.
The young man rummaged through the space, and Xiao Lizi said, "My big stick is already hungry and thirsty, haha, today I beat a hundred more demons." Why am I so cool!, photo attached. ”
A muscular man stomped on a hill-like demon corpse and posed with scissor hands. Sticking out his tongue.
The corners of the boy's mouth twitched, "Ah, muscle stick." ”
I am the most handsome, which of you has an opinion to post: "Today, our Zou family's eldest brother Brother Chen has built a foundation, and Brother Chen is the most awesome!" attached is a photo of the young man Chen floating in the air.
"Damn, it's chilling downward. Let me rub my eyes, Brother Chen only practiced Qi yesterday. I'm going to build the foundation today, it's so handsome!" Xiao Wang sent a review and praised 888
"Yes, Brother Chen is the most handsome. Reply.
"Well, if only I were so awesome. ”
"You don't dream, hehe,"
"Ruthless. ”
Then slid down, the world's unparalleled instructor: "Today my nephew has built a foundation, and he deserves to be the most talented person in my family." It didn't disappoint me. /GI"
The young man hurriedly sent, "Where, Uncle Zhong taught well." ”
"Haha, the virtuous nephew is really good at talking. ”
"Uncle Zhong is humble. ”
A burst of evil flattery licking Bilian didn't make the boy blush even a little.
Invincible evaluation "Silly grandson pretends to be nothing better." The young man's face darkened and he decided to ignore this old man, otherwise he would start again.
This is a teenager who said that he has more than 1,000 likes, and hundreds of rewards and evaluations.
"Big Brother Awesome"
"Big Brother Mighty"
"Big Brother is the most handsome"
"Congratulations to the real person, congratulations to the real person, the power is great, and the mana is boundless. ”
"Brother Chen is so handsome~~ The people who watched it were bouncing deer in their hearts. ”
"Ahh~~ Brother Chen, so good" fan girl
"Okay, brother, at your bar?"
"It's amazing my brother~"
"Hahaha, it's easy to say~~" The young man replied one by one, his face fluttering. I feel like I'm invincible.
The phone rang at this time, ugly bastard, ahh Invincible, how lonely it is~ The vixen around me listens well, this man is mine. "Hey?" "Brother Chen, congratulations." "It's easy to say, it's easy to say. "All night tonight?" "Okay, you arrange." "Ordered. “
The boy hung up the phone and pulled his hair down. Alas, I knew that my handsomeness was unbeatable.
Hahahahahahaha I am the only one in heaven and on earth.
The young man sang the song of Xue Zhiqian, who was not in shape, and began to pick out clothes. "Today is to celebrate my foundation-building body, I'll wear a robe hahahaha. ”
The young man picked out a navy blue robe, "(ノ⊙ω⊙) ノ嚯, it turned out to be Master Wang's 2012 limited edition robe, and it was fried to 10 million on a certain treasure, and it was really in my grandfather's wardrobe hahahaha. Mine. ”
The young man coquettishly posed in the mirror, indulging in his handsomeness and couldn't extricate himself.
"Hahaha, go out. The boy kicked open the door and poured a basin of water on the boy's face. The young man had a Nima coin on his face.
"Old Niubi!! Master and you are not finished!!" The young man was startled by a group of birds at a decibel height.
"Hahahaha, grandpa, my things are so easy to take, don't dream. Hahaha" The old man laughed as he looked at his grandson's unlucky appearance in the basin.
The young man was lucky, and the water vapor was steaming between the clothes flying. A beautiful rainbow appeared in the sky.
The young man who gritted his teeth took out a Qingfeng sword and stepped on the three-foot Qingfeng Sword to the west.
The boy looked at the sunset on the horizon and looked at the black continent in the north, "Mom and Dad are there, waiting for me." ”
A sword goes west, and the style is infinite.
The wind blew the boy's hair, as if to bring a little sorrow.