Chapter Seventy-Nine, Jokes
"Liu Daoyou, don't you think that the ordinary people in the Daliang Gate or the poor peasants around the mountain gate can marry the young, beautiful, and temperamental ordinary maids and maids of the Daliang Gate who don't cost money or even have a good temperament, is it a blessing from God? Perhaps it is more practical for them to care about the amount of money they have to pay attention to the amount of money they have to pay attention to rather than the chastity of their wives before marriage!"
"In all fairness, the Great Liang Gate is because the lady of the head of the door has a shocking beauty, the little prince is too small, the eldest prince is not very good at this tone, and the disciples in those doors dare not be too presumptuous because of the rules in the door, so that I have the time and space to show my skills. Cheng Yi said: "I have been a guest in several sects, and I have never seen a master who is willing to let a beautiful maid and maid get married!"
Fan Tong and Cheng Yi talked about the universal reality, in terms of human nature, what man is willing to let the fat with juice slip away from his mouth!
In the Great Zhou Gate, according to the third senior sister, in order to curb the lewd and extravagant atmosphere in the door, the old man removed all the subordinates in the door, regardless of gender, from the day he sat in the head of the door, and even Zhu Wen, who was sitting in the National Teacher's Mansion at that time, made a lot of restraint on the surface for a long time.
The old man thought that he could use this to make the Great Zhou Gate embark on a road of rejuvenation, but he did not expect that because of this, the senior brothers and brothers of the same generation in the gate took their disciples to resign, and the scattered cultivators were even more reluctant to join in, which accelerated the decline of the Great Zhou.
"Liu Daoyou, I've been in Daliangmen for eight years. There are several young girls who have been cleared by me, and they still take the initiative to maintain an intimate relationship with me after they get married. Cheng Yi said this, the corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously, and when he saw Liu San'er's incredible look, he was very satisfied, and said: "Because they and their husbands need to seek all kinds of benefits from me." ”
"There are many of your illegitimate children, right?" Fan Tong interjected, half-jokingly, half-seriously.
Cheng Yi smiled, neither affirming nor denying, now is the critical moment to persuade Liu San'er, he is unwilling to have such an innocuous dispute with Fan Tong: "Among the five needs of survival, safety, feelings, dignity and self-worth, people's survival is always the first, and the realization of courtesy, righteousness, honesty and self-worth, ordinary people are not blessed and exquisite!"
Liu San'er was speechless.
Cheng Yi felt that this was not the result he wanted, and he had to add to the fire, and said: "For example, the Wang family in Xiaowang Village, Qi County, Beijing, has been struggling to live on the death line all the year round and has been forced to sell their daughter, what kind of effect will you have if you tell them about the moral issues of starvation and death?"
The world does not change its essence because of the kindness and compassion of a certain person, Liu San'er was silent.
Cheng Yi Fan Tong is not a villain in nature, and they admit that they are not good people, they just fully understand the essence of the world and use the rules of the world to satisfy their personal desires. Compared with some people who make up for others at every turn, and kill first and then kill at every turn, their behavior is simply comparable to that of saints in the eyes of Confucian cultivators!
For the two, Liu San'er is irrefutable.
"Liu Daoyou, in you, I vaguely see the shadow of myself when I was young!" Fan Tong poured two sips of wine, got up and left, and sighed as he walked: "The cultivation realm is really a big dye vat!"
Eating and drinking wine, Liu San'er felt strange in his heart.
"Liu Daoyou, there is one thing, what I told you, don't be excited or angry, okay?" Cheng Yixiang suddenly remembered something, and thought about the long-planned rhetoric.
"What's the matter?" asked Liu San'er listlessly.
"Ahem..." Cheng Yi's expression was still a little hesitant, and he stopped talking.
What can make Cheng Yi like this? Liu San'er was puzzled, but he didn't urge.
"Xiaoxiu, she has been asking me about your personality, she may be a little suspicious. Cheng Yi said in a hurry.
"Suspicious, suspicious, what?" Liu San'er was puzzled: "Didn't I tell her everything that happened?"
She wasn't convinced. Cheng Yi explained: "You ran for more than a thousand miles back and forth for her as a mortal slave and servant, and you didn't always control the flying sword in the middle, as well as when you were riding horses and walking, but in the end you didn't ask for anything, this is not normal!"
"What? I'll go!" Liu San'er was stunned and blurted out: "If I want her to sacrifice her first night, she will believe it!"
"Hey, hey... I think so!" Cheng Yi smiled bitterly: "Don't be angry, Daoist friends, ordinary people think like this." You ran errands and didn't say it, but you also pasted the silver taels upside down, but you don't have any requirements for a girl who is in her youth and is not bad, and we can't find a few cultivators or mortals from top to bottom who can believe it. ”
", no wonder the saying says good people can't do it!" Liu San'er felt that Cheng Yi could still believe in himself, so he explained: "I am completely out of pity and sympathy... And also... There is also the filial piety of a child who was sold by his parents since he was a child... It touched me. Shouldn't there be something other than interests between people?"
"Hey, hey... I have to defend Xiaoxiu, living at the lowest level of Daliangmen, she rarely feels the sincere emotions of the world! She thinks that every gain is to be paid, and not even all efforts can be reaped in return!"
Liu San'er never believed in the cake falling from the sky, and it was even more impossible for Xiaoxiu to believe it. He knew that his argument was weak, but he still said, "She begged me herself!"
"Yes, Xiaoxiu is here to beg you, but she first looked for me, probably wanting to exchange her first night for me to help her with this. In her heart, her first night was quite a lot of words for me to go to the Jingshi wine shop to explain, but what I didn't expect was..."
"There is a fool like me in the world who would run more than a thousand miles back and forth for a lowly mortal slave, right?" Liu San'er answered with a bitter smile.
"Liu Daoyou, tell me something from the heart. When I first started to do casual cultivation, for the sake of my friends and righteousness, I blocked flying swords for others several times, and some friends gave me their lives, just more than a thousand miles and a few hundred taels of silver are nothing!" Speaking of this, Cheng Yi's tone changed: "But for a mortal slave maid, I won't do this." Even if she is a filial daughter, I will only explain it by the way. ”
"When I told you on the way to Jingshi, did you think I was interesting to Xiaoxiu?" Liu San'er suddenly realized.
Cheng Yi smiled and drank.
"Then do you believe me?" Liu San'er was almost speechless.
"True, false?" Cheng Yi asked.
"Of course it's true. Liu San'er was angry.
"I didn't believe it at first, but then I found out that you did go to Qi County, your high style and bright festival are really admirable, sometimes I wonder if you are a Confucian cultivator who ran over from the outside of the building!
There is another meaning in Cheng Yi's words that has not been said, that is, it has now fallen to the point of being a guest at Daliangmen!
Liu San'er was really speechless. He had seen the cruelty of the cultivation realm clearly early on. He can't afford the words benevolence and righteousness. At that time, helping Xiaoxiu was just a boring move to relieve boredom, but many people thought of it like this. It's also Cheng Yi that they don't know that they used to be disciples of the Great Zhou Sect, otherwise they don't know what they will think of themselves, how to look at the Great Zhou Sect, which has reached the brink of destruction!
Hey, even the people who have the most contact with him and know him the most in Daliangmen don't really believe in his behavior, so how can Xiaoxiu believe it?
Could it be that there are so many tribulations and sufferings in the world that people have lost their trust in each other?
"Liu Daoyou, you have the chivalrous style of being a good person, but what we are in is not a mundane world, some things are not practical, if you asked the Wang family for a token at the beginning, or when you told Xiaoxiu, a little more description of geographical figures, the situation may be much better!"
"I have a clear conscience, I don't need to be confirmed!" Liu San'er was furious.
Spreading his hands, Cheng Yi made a helpless move.
Since Xiaoxiu suspected that she hadn't gone to Wang's house, what about the silver in the red cloth bag?
Am I black? Liu San'er was so angry that he almost jumped three feet high. No wonder Xiaoxiu has seen her strange expression recently, no wonder Cheng Yi hesitated to speak, more than sixty taels of silver is not a small amount for Xiaoxiu, a layman, it is all her savings, and it is more likely to be all the dowry she has accumulated.
"Hahahaha..."Laughing angrily, Liu San'er exploded, and said in his heart, I, a cultivator with a net worth of more than forty third-order middle grades, would I care about a few dozen taels of silver?
It's intolerable!
took out two ingots of fifty taels of silver from the storage bag, Liu San'er handed them to Cheng Yi and said: "Cheng Daoyou, please give this one hundred taels to Miss Xiaoxiu, and tell her that her chastity may only be worth sixty taels, but my dignity is more than that!"
"Liu Daoyou, why bother?" Cheng Yi refused to accept the one hundred taels of silver, and comforted: "It is normal for us to have different levels of life and different opinions, so why be demanding?
The anger in his chest was really hard to get away, Liu San'er struck the two ingots of silver against each other, his brain was hot, and said, "Cheng Daoyou, do you think that I can buy the first night of a yellow flower girl with this hundred taels of silver?"
"The dignified Immortal Master of the Great Liang Gate, if you want to get the first night of the mortal slaves and maids below, you still need to spend two silver?" Cheng Yi smiled, and the purpose was finally achieved: "Except for the lady, the young lady and a few personal maids around them, the rest can be picked." ”
"I don't want to use my power to oppress people, and I don't promise any true affection, so I lure people with money. Liu San'er said coldly: "Do you think it's okay?"
"Hey, hey... This game must be very interesting!" Cheng Yi smiled and took the two ingots of silver, and said, "Don't worry, this matter is on me, it's really not good to have Fan Daoyou!"
Liu San'er's joke when he was angry made Cheng Yifan Tong and the two big lewd sticks busy early the next morning. He was embarrassed to regret it, so he had to take one step at a time.
Idle is also idle, it is a fool not to watch a play, Cheng Yi and Fan Tong have the same mentality, and they want to have some fun with Liu San'er.
During this period, the long-awaited official announcement of the dissolution of the Great Zhou Gate approved by the Heavenly Sword Sect was sent to the Great Liang Gate through Cloud Paper Feishu.
All the sects within the Dustless Sect have received this notice. Because of the approval of the Heavenly Sword Sect, the notice had an irresistible effect, and no one dared to question it, and all the conspiracies and conspiracy to carve up Cai Guo were useless.
The interests of the two percent of the Great Zhou Gate were pointed out in the notice and sent to the Great Liang Gate. The interests assigned to other sects, such as the Dustless Sect, Songjiang Academy, Langya Pavilion, and the White Crane Sect, were also clearly annotated in the notice.
However, the entire Cai Kingdom was not divided or resold by these five families as the old man expected, but was unexpectedly integrated into the name of the Tan family, the Sanxiu family, the proprietor behind the Jiujiafang.
Liu San'er didn't know how much benefit Daliangmen had gained because of this, and even that notice was told to him by Cheng Yi. When he heard the news, he felt a sense of relief.
Originally, the announcement issued in half a year dragged on for almost ten months, which made Liu San'er think that the old man might have advanced to build the foundation by luck, so he changed his mind. He didn't take the initiative to find Liang Zhongyuan, but the day after Cheng Yi told him the news, he waited for a ten-party storage bracelet sent by Liang Zhongyuan's cronies and disciples of Divine Sword Peak, which contained 10,000 first-order mid-grade spirit stones and a note.
The note meant that Liu San'er should continue to keep the secret of being a former disciple of the Great Zhou Sect, and the storage bracelet and spirit stone were what he deserved.
What kind of idea Liang Zhongyuan made, Liu San'er couldn't figure it out, and he didn't want to think about it, so he didn't have time to think about it. Except for the occasional touch of the storage bracelet on his left wrist, he ponders this question. Most of his spare time, he was busy with the joke he said to Cheng Yiti at the beginning.