Chapter 111, the minimum politeness of being a human being
Cao Yangshan now has the idea of killing people, and like Liu San'er, he also began to wonder how this Li Jizhong cultivated to such a level now, and the most important thing is that he was also favored by the master.
According to the master's criteria for selecting disciples, it should not only look at the spiritual root and not the character. Could it be that this guy is pretending to be stupid? No, Cao Yangshan felt that with his decades of experience in dealing with people, it was impossible to easily misunderstand a person of the same rank.
But there are exceptions to everything, if you can't see the clues, then how perfect this guy's kung fu should be to pretend to be stupid!
If this is the case, this guy will spend his time and energy cultivating this kung fu on cultivation, and at his age, I am afraid that he would have already built a foundation.
Some people are like this, they obviously have a bridge to walk, but they have to feel the stones to wade across the river, which is really something that no one can complain about.
It's a pity that everyone is meeting for the first time, and they can't immediately see whether the other people are disguised or not. If you only look at people by feeling, experience can only raise the accuracy of looking at people, but it cannot guarantee that there will be no mistakes, and in the end, whether you are accurate or not depends on luck.
However, whether it is accurate or not is not important to Cao Yangshan at all, and he will not care if Li Jizhong has taken a detour. This old man has nothing to say about him, let alone any help for his future cultivation path, and the most important thing at the moment is to stop this person from continuing to talk.
"I didn't expect Senior Brother Li to be a laugher, so that when our senior brothers get together again, we won't be afraid of no fun......" Cao Yangshan laughed and said, "Hehe...... I can't wait to hear what the next junior brother has to say!"
With that, the non-heart ball was quickly stimulated.
Just like the first time, Fei Xinqiu quickly circled the room a few times, but finally returned to Cao Yangshan, the person who inspired him.
Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but be a little surprised.
"Hahahaha...... If it's not my heart, it's not my heart!" Cao Yangshan looked even more unexpected, and then laughed again. His laughter was contagious, and everyone laughed along with him.
But whether these people really want to laugh or pretend, only they can know.
Although he didn't know what others thought, Liu San'er secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It's just because he hasn't thought about it yet, if it's his turn, say something. That story experience must be on the table, and it must be really happy, and it must not involve some of its own secrets. After thinking about it, he could only add oil and vinegar to the arrangement on the basis of his original experience.
It's not easy to make up a story, especially if you want to make a story that makes sense and doesn't have any flaws in a short period of time, which is much harder than lying casually. For this reason, Liu San'er had to fall into deep thought, so that he listened to everything Cao Yangshan said next intermittently.
In terms of treating people to speak, Cao Yangshan really has the qualifications and demeanor to be a senior brother. He tells the story of how many years ago, together with several fellow friends of the same rank in the sect, he went to strangle a nest of ants and bees that plagued ordinary people.
The whole story is full of positive energy and self-sacrificing brotherhood, and it was at that time that Cao Yangshan met their current common master, Ding Nian.
At that time, the five of them made a vow to rid the nearby mortals of the grasshopper bee when their strength was not superior. There are about two or three hundred of the nest of bees (Liu San'er thinks there are not so many at all, at most dozens of them, Cao Yangshan is definitely bragging about this matter.) Most of them are first-order existences comparable to the early stage of Qi training, and even the queen bee in them only has a second-order cultivation comparable to the middle stage of Qi training. But there are too many of them, so they also have amazing combat effectiveness.
On their side, the highest cultivation among the five people was only the sixth layer of Qi training, and the lowest Cao Yangshan was only the initial existence of the third layer of Qi training. Because of the insufficient preparation of the magic weapon talisman in advance, and the lack of any targeted plan, coupled with the youthful grandeur and carelessness of the enemy, the five of them were besieged by a swarm of bees as soon as they went up, and some people were injured and poisoned one after another, not only failed to encircle and suppress the other party, but were to be surrounded and suppressed by the other party, so the two sides contacted within a quarter of an hour, and they were all ready to fight to the death.
At this moment, Ding Nian appeared.
At that time, it was Ding Nian, who was building the foundation and cultivating, who used thunderbolt means to easily exterminate the bee colony and save Cao Yangshan and five others.
According to Cao Yangshan, Ding Nian was wearing a black suit similar to a night coat, with a faint layer of black tulle on his face, giving people a mysterious and powerful beauty, and offering a blue flame whose name he didn't even know now, the flame exploded in the air like sand, and the bees burned immediately. It only took a dozen or so breaths from her appearance to killing the entire swarm, and she didn't look like she was a foundation existence, just like a fairy made up in the Chronicles of Things.
At that time, all five of them were stupid, and it wasn't until Ding Nian cleaned up the battlefield and walked to them to inquire about the situation that they suddenly woke up like a dream and thanked them one after another.
This was the first time Cao Yangshan saw Ding Nian, he thought that it would be difficult to see him again in his life, but he didn't want to see him again a few days later, and he formed an indissoluble fate from then on.
Basically the same as the rhetoric for Liu San'er, Ding Nian said that he was very optimistic about Cao Yangshan's Five Elements Spiritual Root, and told Cao Yangshan about the particularity of her self-created exercise "Wantong Mantra", as well as the many benefits of the exercise after the completion of the exercise, and asked Cao Yangshan if he was willing to worship her as a teacher.
Cao Yangshan was so happy that he was going crazy, and immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed ninety-nine times, but Ding Nian couldn't stop him. Originally, in the fourth-level sect of the Sun Worship Sect full of talents, a person with mediocre qualifications like him had no chance to stand out, but now he suddenly fell from the sky, and as if he was tailor-made for himself, he couldn't be excited, and it was normal to be unhappy. He even had the idea of immediately betraying the Sun Worship Church and following Ding Nian, but Ding Nian decisively refused. But this did not affect his fiery admiration and deep admiration for Ding Nian, and he began to practice the exercises handed down by Ding Nian every day in order to build a foundation as soon as possible, and waited for the summons at any time. This trip to Tianzhenfang City was not in his cultivation plan, but when he received Ding Nian's cloud paper flying book, he still put down everything he was doing and rushed here first...
Although he didn't listen carefully, Liu San'er still had to admire the sycophant kung fu of this senior brother of Cao Yangshan.
The whole story is full of the smell of whiskers and horses, Cao Yangshan is obviously talking about his own happiness, but in fact, he is talking about the master's various beauty and strength.
This kind of method that can shoot sycophants so fresh and refined, Liu San'er thinks that it is really not something that people like himself can learn, and even if he can learn, he must not be able to understand the true meaning overnight.
However, he was not completely without gains, at least he knew that the name of his cheap master was Ding Nian. But in his heart, he didn't think that this name would be Elder Ding's real name, that is, whether she was surnamed Ding or not.
A mysterious woman who hides her head and tail all day long and barely sees anyone, if she doesn't have a story on her, I'm afraid no one will believe her.
Looking at the people in the hall again, from Cao Yangshan to the present, they all look so fascinated that they even turn a blind eye to Huang Xinran when he comes back from outside, or pretend to turn a blind eye.
Liu San'er is naturally one of the people who pretend to turn a blind eye. When listening to people's speeches, you don't want to listen, and if you don't understand, you have to pretend to be obsessed and useful, which is the minimum politeness of being a person. This kind of politeness has been comprehended by him when he was on the Great Zhou Mountain, and now he can use it with ease, and he can't see the slightest artificiality.
Huang Xinran is obviously not the most powerful person in this hall, so it is normal to ignore her. She was able to come back so quickly, with a smile on her face, it seemed that the matter of picking up the golden silkworm Lisi outside had been done. She sat down opposite Liu San'er like a ghost, and waited for Cao Yangshan to finish speaking before she smiled and said, "Cao Daoyou is playing a non-heart ball game again? Let's say okay first, I won't participate, and I'll be excluded when I cast spells for a while!"
"It's... Hehe... Since the junior sister is not interested, I, as a senior brother, will naturally not be reluctantly embarrassed!" Regarding Huang Xinran's non-negotiable words, Cao Yangshan had to reluctantly laugh: "So...... Let's be next!"
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This time, the non-heart ball fell in front of Du Quanzhi, and everyone's eyes shifted all at once. This guy is a capable person, and he actually told a story very similar to Cao Yangshan, the only difference is that he did things for mortals single-handedly at the beginning, while Cao Yangshan was a group of five.
People listen to the story, whether it is true or not, it is a novelty, so although Du Quanzhi is eloquent and his way of telling stories is at least one level higher than Cao Yangshan, he still has not won the approval of everyone in the hall.
Moreover, as soon as he finished talking here, Huang Xinran quit. As the only female cultivator in the field, her cultivation was no worse than anyone else, and her tone naturally became a little rushed: "Du Daoyou, I want to ask, if you see a good book worth buying in the market outside, will you buy two of the same books and read them yourself?"
"Of course... Of course not!" Du Quanzhi's face turned red and he stammered.
"Giggle......" Huang Xinran smiled slightly contemptuously: "That fellow Daoist thinks that we here can listen to the same story twice in such a short period of time without getting bored!"
"But... Masters... But what I said is true!" Du Quanzhi argued.
But no one will believe this, let alone Huang Xinran. She no longer paid attention to Du Quanzhi but looked at Cao Yangshan and said with a smile: "Cao Daoyou, someone chewed what you ate, it must be very refreshing!"
"Hehe... Where is the junior sister!" Cao Yangshan made an innocent statement, and then said: "I am the first time I have met with the same family, so don't hurt the harmony because of some trivial things." Otherwise, there will be Senior Brother Fu left, Senior Brother Bao and Senior Brother Liu have not talked about their experiences, and no one can say anything about what they have heard before or similar for a while, and the offender will summon a drunken building tonight......! If you don't violate this article, how about I ask for it tonight?"
Everyone agreed, and even Huang Xinran nodded.
Fei Xinqiu fell in front of Fu Yichang this time. But this guy didn't take Cao Yangshan's words to heart at all, and as if he deliberately imitated Cao Yangshan's story again. What's even more outrageous is that he didn't even change the number of five people at the beginning of the story, but changed the names of the people and sects slightly, and was stopped by Cao Yangshan before he was halfway through, and ordered him to have a treat tonight.
Fu Yichang was waiting for this, and the refreshment of the promise was like a treat without spending spirit stones, and said that he would wrap up the entire drunken building tonight, and the master was happy and quiet, so no one could disturb him.
, another sycophant master, this guy seems to have disobeyed Cao Yangshan at first glance, but in fact, he not only flattered Cao Yangshan, but also flattered Ding Nian, as well as everyone here.
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So far, only Liu San'er and Bao Xiaojie have not yet talked about their experiences. And after a series of seemingly small episodes just now, everyone is naturally curious about the experiences of the remaining two.
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The non-heart ball flew up again and landed in front of Liu San'er, and everyone's eyes suddenly converged.
After a period of buffering, Liu San'er consciously made up the story quite satisfied, thinking that it should not be a problem to fool around, at least he would not be blamed by Cao Yangshan or Huang Xinran, and he would not let the other people secretly have any dissatisfaction. He stood up and prayed to everyone, then he stood and began to speak.