There was a fortune teller who set up a stall at the intersection of the downtown area, and there was a sign next to it, which read, "Chrysostom Iron Broken Hu Half Immortal".

This half-immortal everyone can call themselves, but this Hu half-immortal does have two brushes, and there are a few people around who don't believe in evil, and they try it, and they really have some skills, and then they pass from person to person, and they don't know how to pass it on, and when they get to this street alley, they pass to the Qinghe Tavern, but everyone admires his fortune-telling, including Aunt Li, who has not been seen for a long time.

Shen Liushu has been idle for some days, thinking about it and going around, but he never wanted to meet a group of people surrounding him, pushing each other, and some even had a quarrel. I vaguely heard something, Master, please help me do the math.

"Master, can you help me calculate when I will get rich?" The face of a short man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks was almost in front of the master, and there was only one slit left in the small eyes, and the yellow teeth were really obscene.

A bald old man with a big belly pushed the short man away.

"Go, go, what's up to you, I should be here to ask. ”

"How do you push people. The short man was not pleased.

The old man is also a rich and powerful master when he looks like he is dressed up, and he has a domineering attitude when he speaks, "I'll push you, what's the matter!"

The short man wanted to refute, but saw a few strong men squeezed out of the crowd, so he had to leave in a huff.

Another charlatan, Shen Liushu thought so, sighed, and shook his head.

"Shen Gongzi?" Aunt Li seemed to have discovered a new world, "Yo Yo Yo, what kind of wind is this, it blew you here, Auntie still thinks that you have to hide from this life and not come out, you won't be angry with the big lady, right?"

Shen Liushu shook his head, "No, how could it be." ”

This is sincere, after all, Aunt Li is also kind, but she is a little too enthusiastic.

"That's good, that's good. Aunt Li suddenly changed the topic, "By the way, how did the eldest mother introduce you last time? Have you seen it? Is it okay, if it works, this matter is so decided, the eldest mother will make the decision for you and help you propose a kiss to ......."

"Auntie, I really don't need to. Shen Liushu kept trying to stop it, but Aunt Li turned a deaf ear and still said as if no one was around, "That girl is really good, everyone is beautiful, the only bad thing is that she doesn't like to talk, and her temperament is too boring." ”

Shen Liushu roared, "Auntie!"

The people around cast dissatisfied glances, meaning that they had disturbed their fortune telling, Shen Liushu clenched his fists and apologized, "I'm sorry." ”

He turned to Aunt Li and said, "Auntie, I understand your kindness, but when it comes to feelings, you still can't force it, it's best to go with the flow, can you understand what I say?"

"Oh. Aunt Li nodded as if she didn't understand, but the next sentence was like a thunderbolt from the blue, "Auntie understands, I didn't like it, it's a pity, that ass, who can give birth to a son, maybe it's still a twin." ”

Aunt Li saw Shen Liushuleng in place and thought she was a little disappointed, and she was kind enough to comfort her, "It's okay, it's okay, Auntie will help you find it again, what kind of do you like, Auntie also knows it in her heart." ”

Shen Liushu shook his head helplessly, and as soon as he opened his legs, he was pulled back by Aunt Li.

"Shen Gongzi, don't worry, it's a good time for you to catch up today, hey, do you see that, isn't there still Hu Banxian?"

Aunt Li whispered in his ear, "Don't look at him like this, this skill is all over the world, it can be calculated, you want to try it." ”

She didn't care whether Shen Liushu was willing or not, and enthusiastically pulled him to tell fortunes.

"Come on, come on, let go, give Shen Si a way. Aunt Li pulled Shen Liushu with one hand, afraid that he would run away, and pushed away the crowd with the other.

The original noise was noisy for a while, and only breathing remained.

Hu Banxian heard the movement, turned sideways, moved his ears, and there was a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth, "I don't know which big man wants to be married?"

As soon as she heard this, Aunt Li patted Shen Liushu beside her and whispered, "God, I haven't said this yet." ”

Shen Liushu didn't think so, for a while, Aunt Li saw that he was slow to open his mouth for the class, and poked him again, someone was still indifferent, but because of the large number of people, not to mention that Aunt Li was also kind, so she had to bite the bullet.

He took a few steps forward, and then he saw the appearance of this half-immortal, with an ordinary face, wearing ink-colored glasses, a mole on the left corner of his mouth, and two mustaches, which should have added some mature and stable charm, but with this dress, this appearance, it looks funny and ridiculous.

Shen Liushu bowed his hand, "Shen begged Hu Banxian to be married." ”

Hu Banxian took a false look, and he didn't know if he had real talent or trickery, and he didn't ask anything else, so he pretended to start pinching his fingers.

Seeing this, it confirmed Shen Liushu's thoughts, this is a charlatan, but the deception is clever, and even a character like Aunt Li has folded in.

"Master, what's the explanation?" Aunt Li is more concerned than Shen Liushu herself, and he still hasn't figured out why Aunt Li is so concerned about his marriage.

Hu Banxian knocked on the table, "If you go over the wall of the east house and hug his virgin, you will get a wife." If you don't hug, you won't be able to wives. ”

"Oh? ”

Shen Liushu said.

"By chance. Or have been together for a long time. Those who regard Iraq as lifelong permissible. Action should be taken. Don't miss the opportunity. Marriage is also the best. We have to move forward. ”

Hu Banxian stroked his mustache slightly and said, then shook his head violently, "No, this solution is not right." ”

He pinched his fingers again, and the white gas around him came out.

"Zhongping. ”

"Self-cut bananas to write Buddhist scriptures, Jin Lian has no copy atrium. The breeze and the bright moon look recalled, the jade pipe and Zhu Xian can be listened to, the sick are too sick, the clothes are thinner, and the makeup is still in the first awakening of the wine. What is the matter with the year of the satellite, lying down and watching the morning glory Vega. ”

"Master, what is the explanation of this?" Aunt Li was still very concerned.

The first sentence is to cut the leaves of the plantain by yourself. Write Buddhist scriptures. The breeze and the moon look like a memory. That is, the moon in the breeze. Remembering the years that have passed. Past events. While fantasizing about his future. None of them help. This scene is like that of a sick person. The clothes are thin, and the makeup is like when the wine first wakes up. It's not as good as now. All of them are meant to nourish my body. With a sound body. Have your own sound ambition to follow. That's the only way. There are new opportunities to meet. ”

It's just empty words, clichés, but after all, people are free, and they just consume some time, and they are idle anyway.

Out of etiquette, he bowed slightly and arched his hand, "Master Xie solves his doubts." ”

Then more people cried and shouted for him to tell his fortune.

Or the short man jumped out of nowhere again, with a flattering face, "Master, do you think you can help me do the math?"

Hu Banxian nodded, "The old man held your eight characters, pondered it repeatedly, and was surprised." Alas, all sigh and sigh, could it be that the time is also lucky, and you are also fate? You sit on the fortune star for your own use, and in this year, the sheep blade robbery is fierce, and the wealth star is lonely and helpless, and has been strangled and awaited! The seven evils are used to rob the robbery, but the owl seal is in the way, bribing the seven evils, and forcibly becoming a family with bandits to rob his wife and wealth. The fortune star is more money for the wife and father, and the Tai Sui is the tomb of wealth, and the wife is afraid of entering the tomb, this year is a big murder! Alas, the old man is also powerless to resolve it, and this year and this year, there is really no escape? Alas, the time is also lucky, and the fate is also..."

"Then what should I do? Master, you can save me, I have eighty old mothers and a group of wives and concubines, ah, no, there are three-year-old children......" The short man Rory said a lot, a handful of snot and a handful of tears.

"There is a way, but it's just ......" Hu Banxian wanted to speak and stopped.

The short man seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, "Master, you said, as long as I can do it, I will do it." ”

"Since the words are said to be on this, then the old man will not tell you that it is not a difficult matter, but it is to ask for twenty taels of silver, first declare, not the old man to use, but the sesame oil money in this temple, after all, this matter is not the old man alone can be broken, you need to ask the temple monks to help, in order to break the disaster. ”

The short man looked embarrassed, "Master, is there any other way?"

"It's gone. Hu Banxian replied very simply.

"But these twenty are all my belongings, if ......"

"Since you don't believe it, pull it. "Talking about making a gesture to collect the pretense.

Seeing that Hu Banxian was leaving, the short man stepped forward with a card and pressed the greeting with his hand, "Don't don't, master, I'll take it, I can't take it." ”

He trembled and took out the silver taels from his bosom and counted them about eighteen taels. It was handed over to Hu Banxian.

"And. Hu Banxian's emotionless voice sounded.

"It's really not, master, you are accommodating. ”

"In the shoes. ”

When the short man heard this, he was shocked, and gave a thumbs up to Hu Banxian, "It's really you!"

A foul smell came to their nostrils, and everyone covered their noses and said in disgust, "Put it on, put it on." ”

He turned his shoe upside down, picked up a few grains of silver, exactly two taels.

Everyone didn't want to know why he didn't feel uncomfortable in his shoes, but just hoped that he would put them on quickly.

"Well, the children can be taught. Hu Banxian didn't feel like it and put it in his pocket. "Okay, wait for the good news from the old man. ”

The guards on both sides opened, "Let go, get out of the way, say what about you, didn't you hear?"

The guards rudely cleared a way, so much of the battle, in this Jiangzhou, but only our most low-key prince, Zhu Xi.

"Walking in the wind, the tiger roaring and the dragon roaring, he must be a big man. Hu Banxian took the lead.

"Fortune teller, why don't you kneel when you see our prince. One of the guards said.

"It turned out to be the prince, please forgive the prince, the villain was born blind, he is old, and his ears are not good. ”

Zhu Qi looked at him, and the guard pulled out his sword, and everyone was shocked, but no one dared to take a step forward.

He took the knife and shook it eighteen times in front of Hu Banxian, but Hu Banxian did not react in the slightest.

"I heard that you have some skills, and this king wants to calculate them. Zhu Ti waved his hand and asked the person behind him to step aside.

"The prince is in love, but the villain is just talking and acting rashly, and he will have some fur, and he doesn't dare to be arrogant. ”

Hu Banxian arched his hand.

Zhu said with a smile, "Since you are a fortune teller, have you calculated that you will have a bloody disaster today?"

Threats, naked threats.

Hu Banxian was not panicked, "The feet are big and the mountains are stable, and the hands are big." Lord, the brocade clothes you want must be the best material, and the chair you want to sit on is also a good carver. ”

When Zhu heard this, he was overjoyed, "Reward." ”

But just say some good things casually, don't suffer from sin, and you can still waste those silver taels, why not.

"Yo, Shen Si is also there. Remember to come and sit in my house when you have time, after all, a person is really bored and panicked, don't hold back your illness. ”

Zhu said casually.

"If the lower officials are free, they will inevitably come to the door in person and visit them. ”

Shen Liushu said word by word, and the last four words could be described as gritting his teeth, but as soon as he looked up, there was no trace of Zhu Qi.

"Everything in this world, especially the art of divination and gossip, is not groundless, and if you believe it, you will not believe it. Boy, do it for yourself. ”

Hu Banxian came to say this slowly, conjured a wooden stick from the audience, tapped the ground, and hummed a tune in his mouth, "I was originally a loose person in Wollongong.....