Chapter 377: Immortal Mouth
Breakfast, porridge and side dishes, flower tea is sweet.
Duan Si is good at ingenuity in small snacks.
Red, green, yellow, purple, pink, blue.
As long as you can think of a color, you can see it on her snacks.
The dim sum is fluffy and melts in your mouth.
Duan Si ate very sweetly, and Wu Wang ate very nervously, because he knew that after breakfast, it was time for something embarrassing to come.
When Duan Si was tasting tea, he playfully said the request.
After listening to her warbler and swallow language, Wu Wang let out a long sigh, her request was not one, but three.
I'm going to see you swing a demon once.
I'm going to Heavenly Court to have a look.
I want to become an immortal.
A few simple words, but Wu Wang frowned, what should he say to her?
"It's not a street show, it's too dangerous. ”
Aren't you the number one demon in the world?
"Heavenly Court is not a vegetable market, only the immortal Buddha body can go up, you are a mortal body, you can't ride the clouds. ”
Aren't you just an earth immortal? You should know some kind of spell that is too illusory?
"It is more difficult to cultivate immortals, not just by talking, to be reborn and survive the catastrophe, it may take hundreds of years. ”
I have also heard a lot of myths and stories, eating an elixir, eating a fairy fruit, drinking a cup of fairy tea, can't you all become an immortal at once? And don't you also become an immortal at a young age?
You are the number one demon in the earth immortal realm, get me a hundred and eighty elixirs, this face will always be there, right?
One hundred and eighty elixirs?
She thought the elixir could be eaten as a meal?
She really didn't know the difficulty of refining an elixir.
Wu Wang said that everything is difficult.
Duan Si said that everything is simple, it depends on whether he wants to do it for her.
A hot bath and two meals are really not so easy to enjoy, and Wu Wang at this moment is only left with a bitter sigh.
I really couldn't resist her, and watched her go to pack up her baggage and embark on the road of demon swaying with Wu Wang.
She stuffed a large bag of silver into Wu Wang's hand, and smiled proudly: "You are a man, you must have money on you when you go out, otherwise you will have no face." ”
Seeing Wu Wang carrying the silver into her arms, she boasted again: "How is it? Women are considerate enough, right?"
Closing the gate of the garden, the two went down the mountain.
Around Wangyuan, Wu Wangbu has already laid down the immortal law, and if the demons dare to break in, they will inevitably turn into ashes.
On the way to walk, Duan Si looked around, what about the demon?
She thought that the goblin was a bird in the woods, and she could fly out of it casually?
Under her constant pestering, Wu Wang could only explain to her in every possible way, and sometimes, he couldn't swing a demon in a year.
Most of the demons stay in the demon world, this is the agreement between the demons and the fairy world.
Although there are also demons that have blended into the world, there are too many that can't be killed.
He who does not steal cannot be killed.
He who does not tempt men and women cannot be killed.
Those who do not deceive people cannot be killed.
He who does not harm human life cannot be killed.
In a word, if you don't mess with the demons in the world, you can't kill them, otherwise you will have a good Tiangang Changlun, and you will lose spells and yang longevity.
However, the demon who dares to cause trouble in the world, which one does not have some means?
At least there is an escape technique, how can it be so easy to be caught by the demon swinger?
Hearing Wu Wang say this, Duan Si flattened his little red mouth again, and frowned sadly: "I can't live in such a luxurious Wangyuan, just to go down the mountain with you to see the excitement, but you said that you can't catch the demon, can we just stare around the streets?"
No matter how many causes and consequences Wu Wang and Duan Si have said, Duan Si can always use a simple sentence to turn the reasons Wu Wang said into excuses.
"It's not that you can't catch the demon. Wu Wang could only sigh: "If you are lucky, you may be able to meet it." ”
Duan Si raised his little face proudly and smiled: "My luck has always been good, if you are with me, you will also have good luck." ”
At noon, there is also a lot of excitement in the town.
In the center of the street, there are drill fire rings for performing arts, playing with big knives, there are coaxing dolls with sugar gourds at the head of the street to laugh, and there are hexagram stalls at the end of the street.
Those who have set up stalls have provoked a disguise, and there are several black and bright words on the banner: a fairy mouth, a lifesaver in the world.
Oh, what a big breath.
"Let's go see the excitement. ”
Duan Si seemed to have forgotten about the matter of swaying demons, took Wu Wang's hand, and went straight to the direction of the hexagram stall.
There are indeed many people who watch the excitement under such a guise as a signboard, but there is no one who pays for it.
Although Mr. Hexagram Tan has not opened, he is still calm and relaxed, and he closes his eyes to recuperate.
Looking at his appearance, he is in his forties, with gray temples, three locks of long hair, and a plain robe in green clothes, and he does have a bit of a fairy temperament.
The hexagram table was wrapped in a golden curtain, and on it were placed the objects of application, including a bamboo tube containing a hexagram stick, a few shiny copper coins, tortoise shells and pig bones, and pen, ink and paper.
It seems that this gentleman is very good at learning and miscellaneous, can shake lots, can scatter money, can read bones, and can also measure words.
There is also an eye-catching note on the hexagram table, and it is precisely because of this note that the onlookers dare not pay for the hexagram.
The handwriting on the note is clear, and it is a small poem with oil.
A pair of gold and a hexagram,
A hexagram is only three sentences.
Accurate or not, it is difficult to protect,
Don't scold when you don't return the money.
Under the guise of saying that he is a fairy, he may not be accurate on the hexagram table.
This kind of thing of smashing your own signboard is really rare.
What's even more common is that he counted a hexagram, only said three words to the hexagram master, and even dared to ask for a tael of gold.
It's ridiculous, one or two gold can buy thirty chickens, why buy you three sentences?
The people who watched the excitement were also poor people, and the literate ones spoke to the illiterate ones, and everyone talked about it, looking at this fortune teller, like looking at a strange person.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, I'll do the math. ”
A fat man covered in oil squeezed into the crowd and sat down at the hexagram table.
Seeing that Mr. Hexagram still hadn't opened his eyes, he slapped the table, and his mouth was full of urns: "Please sir calculate for my brother, can my mother-in-law give me a son?"
There are people in the crowd who know this fat man, he is a Wei butcher who sells pork, and his life is okay, but he wants a son, but his wife's stomach is not angry, and he gave birth to nine daughters in a row.
There are nine phoenixes at home, which sounds like a festive thing.
However, who raises whose children knows, that is nine more mouths to eat.
The life of the Wei butcher's family plummeted, and they changed from ordinary households to poor households.
Even so, his desire for his son has not diminished.
However, he wanted to find Mr. Hexagram to tell his fortune, but he couldn't escape a gold tael at all.
Does he want to pay the bill after listening to Mr. Hexagram's three sentences?
There are kind-hearted people who quietly sweat for Mr. Hexagram Stall.
Hearing someone ask about the hexagram, the gentleman half-opened his eyebrows and said softly: "Give money first, and then listen to the hexagram." ”
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