On the night of the big day, I was drunk.

Busy people, even when they are drunk, have to break their legs.

Picking the moon had no choice but to help the stars, and swayed to find the cook, who was snoring by the stove.

The cook was fat, ridiculously fat, and it seemed that there was a belly all from the chin down.

He sat there sleeping, and if there was no snoring, it looked like someone was by the stove, piling up a fat snowman in clothes.

"No wonder tonight's dishes were delicious. Cai Xing sat next to the cook, touched his fat belly, was so drunk that he couldn't open his eyes, and was still joking: "If the cook is not satisfied with the dishes he makes, he will not eat such fat." ”

After being drunk, Caixing lay down softly, pillowed his head on the cook's stomach, and smiled at Jieyue: "It's soft and warm, this is the best pillow in the world." ”

He slowly closed his eyes, and when he closed them into a slit, he was already snoring.

The snoring of the stars and the cook are intertwined, as if they are competing, one louder than the other, shaking the pot stove and shaking the snowflakes.

"What are you talking about investigating the case, aren't you hiding and sleeping?" Picking Yue pursed her red lips helplessly, and complained in a low voice: "When you were drinking people's favorite wine, those good-looking young boys and girls estimated that they had already finished asking about the case, how should we win them?"

Impermanence to the demon slayer is a major event that angers the demon world, and as soon as Jieyue left two places, he regarded this case as a game.

The contestants seem to be very fair, there are a man and a woman on both sides, but the opponent is a handsome person like the sky and the moon, and there is a sloppy and drunk rotten brother on his side.

But who are the good-looking men and women?

The chill they emitted was eerie, more powerful than any demon that Picking Moon had ever seen.

The snoring grew louder and louder, and it seemed to shake the sky as well, and if they tried harder, they could shake hundreds of stars down.

Picking the moon even wanted to find a tree to block her head, if the stars really fell from the sky and stoned her to death, she was probably the first person in ancient and modern times to be killed by the sound of snoring, isn't this a big joke?

It's okay, it's okay, the snoring stopped.

Because the two people who were snoring began to quarrel.

It was the chef who was the first to move his mouth, he suddenly woke up, pushed the head of the star, and complained in a fat voice: "I think I am the first in the Three Realms of snoring, and today I know that I only deserve to take a third, and you alone can top two firsts." ”

Cai Xing didn't have a pillow, he didn't sleep as comfortable as just now, sat up lazily, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and smiled at the cook: "Your stomach is the most comfortable pillow in the world, you have to eat more, drink more and sleep more every day, don't lose weight." ”

Hearing his praise, the cook smiled on his face, wiped the saliva from his mouth, patted his fat belly, and boasted with satisfaction: "There are many benefits of a big belly, for example, you can cover your legs when it's cold." ”

The two looked at each other, each laughing drunkly, and they both drank a lot.

The laughter gradually fell, and Cai Xing asked the cook softly, "Have they looked for you?"

"I've found it. The cook nodded, and didn't ask who they were referring to?

"Now it's our turn to come to you. ”

Cai Xing was too lazy to stand up, he was drunk and stumbled under his feet, but he still went to the stove and touched two jugs of wine, and handed one of them to the cook.

"Wine is a fishing hook, I don't want to listen to poetry today, I just want to talk to you for a while. Caixing opened the wine jug stopper, touched the wine jug in the cook's hand, and drank by himself, looking not afraid of drinking to death.

The cook was not far behind, this wine was no less than Caixing, and after a satisfied hiccup, he smiled and said to Caixing: "I like people who drink, so what I say to you must be no less than what I say to them." ”

Cai Xing was proud, shook the wine jug at the picking moon, and praised him: "Senior sister, have you learned? This is the power of wine." ”

After making a joke, Cai Xing touched the wine jug with the cook again and took a sip: "I'm curious, why is a cook qualified to go to the Southwest Demon Realm to watch the ceremony?"

"There are many kinds of cooks. ”

"Which one are you?"

The cook drank and laughed, puffed out his chest, and said so proudly: "The one that makes the best food." ”

This is a perfect answer, the chef who cooks delicious dishes is the most popular wherever he goes.

It would be a great blessing to be able to bring a cook with you.

Cai Xing nodded, detailing the skills required for a good cook.

Hearing, sight, taste, and smell are all higher than ordinary people.

Every muscle in the body must be used freely, especially a pair of hands.

An iron kitchen knife carves all life.

If you don't have a dexterous hand, you can't make a dreamy dish.

A cook with excellent carving skills can use a piece of tofu to carve the eighteen Arhats of Western Bliss.

In addition to talent, it also takes many years of cold and summer work.

So, Cai Xing asked the cook the second question: "How many years have you been a cook?"

"I've been a cook for as long as I can remember. ”

If you only focus on one thing in life, even the most stupid person will make a little achievement in this matter.

Caixing nodded again, touched the wine jug with the cook again, and when the spout came to his mouth, he suddenly put away his smile and asked coldly: "You have experienced the impermanence of the Demon Massaclei, but you can escape the catastrophe, on what basis?"

"Who would have the heart to kill a good cook?" replied the cook, who did not change his face.

"It turns out that the profession of a cook can save his life when it is critical. Caixing laughed, drank the bottom of the pot, and turned his head to play tricks on the moon: "I drank too much again, can you borrow the hand of the Baijun ghost to help me up?"

Jieyue was reluctant, after all, she was a girl's family, and being so close to a man always made people shy and uncomfortable.

But they had to help, because when two people came out to investigate the case, they had to support each other, and they shouldn't tear each other down.

Caixing naturally put his arms on the thin shoulders of the moon, and smiled meaningfully at the cook: "We will see you again." ”

The cook couldn't stand up fatly, and raised the wine jug to Cai Xing: "Next time we see you, I'll cook a table of dishes, and everyone will have a good time." ”

Cai Xing walked out softly, and before leaving the kitchen, he looked back at the cook with a drunken smile, and said nonsense: "The smell of this table must be mixed, and I can smell some of it now." ”

The cook stopped talking, drank all the wine in the jug, threw the bottle aside, and fell back to sleep.

When he walked out of the demon world, the sky was about to dawn, and he couldn't hold back anymore, shook the arm of the mining star, let him sit on the ground, and said with a mouth full of unhappiness: "We didn't ask anything, we came for nothing, I see that you are very happy, but what is the use of this and investigating the case?"

"Not for nothing, not for nothing. Cai Xing smiled drunkenly and sighed: "I at least know what to do next." ”