Chapter 2: Qian Duoduo (2-in-1)
Fu Duoduo walked decadently in the wilderness, just now, Fu Duoduo looked at his body, he didn't know how to describe it, in short, it was a mess. The most hateful thing is that the star gun is gone, and Fu Duoduo constantly senses it, but he can't sense it. I cried for a long time, and kept saying, "Ziluan, I'm sorry, Ziluan, I'm sorry for you." "Like a madman.
Now Fu Duoduo's physical condition is very poor, there are two qi in his body fighting, Fu Duoduo didn't use a trace of aura, and the blood of zombies invaded himself a little more, so that Fu Duoduo no longer dared to exercise. I wanted to absorb a little aura, but the aura here was thin, even if Fu Duoduo meditated for 100 years, it was better to spend a day on the Seven Mountains, and Fu Duoduo gave up directly. In the Qiankun bag, there are magic weapons that can be used, however, this Qiankun bag was found in the Quanji room Fu Duoduo, which can be stored, and the space is not small, but there is only one jade talisman in it, some gold, black dog blood, cinnabar, yellow paper, ink fountain, etc., are all useless things.
Fu Duoduo didn't have a trace of expression on his face, the star gun was gone, Ziluan was gone, he didn't look like a person, a ghost didn't look like a ghost, and he didn't even know that the stealth technique had disappeared, and slowly Fu Duoduo walked out of the wilderness and came to a road. Suddenly, I heard the sound of jingle bells and jingling bells behind me, turned around and looked at them, and was shocked: "What goblin? It turned out that Qian Duoduo was riding a bicycle in the rear, and the bell kept ringing. Qian Duoduo was riding a car, and suddenly saw someone walking from the side of the road to the road, the bicycle brakes were not very smart, and the bell kept ringing, and when he saw that the person was not hiding, he began to panic and shouted: "Go away, go away, help." β
As a result, Fu Duoduo heard that he thought that this monster had captured Qian Duoduo, and said to Qian Duoduo very angrily: "Don't be afraid, girl, I'm here to save you." After speaking, he rushed head-on, grabbed the bicycle with his left hand, and lifted Qian Duoduo with his right hand. Qian Duoduo was so frightened that he shouted for help a few times, and finally saw Fu Duoduo crack the bicycle a few times in two clicks, turning it into a ball of scrap metal, and was directly frightened.
After Fu Duoduo put down Qian Duoduo, he looked at the underground scrap iron, and said very proudly: "Monster, dare to be arrogant in front of this Dao Master?" Hmph, don't be afraid, girl, I've already eliminated it... Fu Duoduo turned around and saw that Qian Duoduo had fallen asleep directly on the ground. immediately squatted down to take a look, and was relieved to find that there was no major problem, and then slapped a few palms on Qian Duoduo's forehead, and Qian Duoduo woke up. Fu Duoduo looked at Qian Duoduo curiously and muttered, "Why is a girl in the world wearing such clothes? In fact, Qian Duoduo was just wearing a white dress.
Fu Duoduo clasped his fists at Qian Duoduo and said, "Girl, are you okay?" Qian Duoduo opened his eyes, saw Fu Duoduo's appearance, and immediately shouted: "Help, help, indecent, indecent, help." Someone's comingγγγγγ His hands and feet were still waving, and when Fu Duoduo heard help, the word indecent was immediately messed up, and he said to Qian Duoduo: "Girl, girl, I'm not a gangster, you were monster just now. . . Not. Before Fu Duoduo finished speaking, Qian Duoduo kicked Fu Duoduo in the face.
"Aunt ~ Hmm" Fu Duoduo just wanted to speak, Qian Duoduo kicked over, "Mother~Hmm!" Fu Duoduo said again, another kick, and then a few consecutive kicks "I~~ Hmm, stop" Fu Duoduo stepped back while saying this time. He said helplessly to Qian Duoduo: "Girl, I saved you just now, look underground, that monster has been killed by me." Qian Duoduo looked at it, it was terrible, his bicycle became a ball of scrap metal, and the big-brained Qian Duoduo didn't react, but looked at his bicycle with a heartache, and then looked at Fu Duoduo angrily and said: "You stinky beggar, you actually broke my bicycle, and you want to think about Miss Ben again." After speaking, he picked up the branch on the ground and pulled it towards Fu Duoduo.
Fu Duoduo is not easy to deal with a girl, he can only dodge slowly, such a speed, such a branch, in fact, there is no harm at all when he hits Fu Duoduo, but Fu Duoduo can only dodge, and finally understands what Uncle Yuan Xun said: Only women and villains are difficult to raise. What does that mean. But why is my mother different? But in a blink of an eye, Fu Duoduo thought of Ziluan, and Fu Duoduo and Ziluan both kept moving their mouths and hands back then.
At this time, Qian Duoduo was so tired that he was sitting on the ground, crying aggrievedly, this is terrible, Fu Duoduo was at a loss when he saw the woman crying. Timidly asked slightly: "Girl, you, are you okay? I didn't do anything just now." Qian Duoduo threw the branch in his hand at Fu Duoduo, and said angrily: "I hate it, you stinky beggar, you broke my bicycle and caused me to run for so long." The most unfortunate thing is that I actually ran into you, a stinky beggar, and I have no money to pay. I'm. Looks like I must have been poor and stupid just now, messing with your psychopath. After speaking, Qian Duoduo walked forward directly, and he didn't look at Fu Duoduo.
After all, Fu Duoduo was dirty all over his body at this time, Fu Duoduo had always forgotten what he looked like now, and Fu Duoduo, who had been slower for a long time, finally knew, and said to himself: "It turns out that her invisibility spell has expired, no wonder she can see me." I, I, I'm being treated like a beggar. No, no, you have to clean it right away. After speaking, he chased in the direction of Qian Duoduo and shouted: "Hey, girl, please stay." β
This time, Qian Duoduo was finally afraid, in fact, when he was just sitting on the ground, Qian Duoduo suddenly thought, how much strength does it take for his bicycle to become like this? Not to mention how can human hands twist the iron so badly? He must be a tool or an accomplice, thinking of this, Qian Duoduo took the opportunity to slip away immediately. Now Fu Duoduo suddenly caught up, so scared that Qian Duoduo was about to cry, kept speeding up, took out his mobile phone in his hand and wanted to call the police, only to remember that the mobile phone was out of battery. I kept hoping that there would be people nearby soon, why didn't anyone walk on this road all day? Qian Duoduo thought about things, and accidentally fell into the pit, "Ah~" Qian Duoduo shouted.
Fu Duoduo quickly increased his speed in the rear, and jumped down into the pit at once, Qian Duoduo sat on the ground, the sewage was submerged in half of the position, Qian Duoduo just came down and prepared to call Fu Duoduo to save himself, but before he could fully get up, he saw Fu Duoduo jump down with a bang. Qian Duoduo was dumbfounded: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts, what are you doing? You stupid, who will help us go up? God, take this neurotic away." Help! Is there anything up there?" Qian Duoduo shouted to himself.
"That, girl, am I not just a human? I can save you, who do you want to call?" Fu Duoduo is very smart, but when it comes to interacting with people, he is always slow or lacks a few tendons. Qian Duoduo looked at Fu Duoduo, rolled his eyes and said, "Big brother, there is a beautiful ladder here, there is no rope, how can you go up so high?" Also, I didn't notice it just now, but now I start to feel it, my foot seems to be sprained, and ah, hey." Why are you stinky beggar catching up? If it weren't for you, I'd be like this? Look, it's smelly, it's soaking wet, it's getting dark, you can see a few people on this road, how can there be no one today, so that I can meet an idiot, a psychopath, a pervert. β
Fu Duoduo is fed up, there are such unreasonable people, Fu Duoduo said to Qian Duoduo: "Girl, I have offended a lot, I have to do it, although men and women are not kissed, but my power can still be used now, I can only offend." Qian Duoduo was confused, and he didn't know what Fu Duoduo was talking about. After Fu Duoduo finished speaking, he put his arm around Qian Duoduo's waist and didn't leave any time for Qian Duoduo to fight, jumped on the road in an instant, and then let go and stayed away a few steps.
Qian Duoduo felt that Fu Duoduo was hugging his waist, and with what he had just said, he thought that Fu Duoduo was going to do something, and shouted: "You are a dead pervert, help, help~ Huh? Why did I come up? Oh my God? You rescued me? By the way, the bicycle just now was really a ball of scrap metal?" Fu Duoduo didn't know what a bicycle was, but nodded when he heard scrap iron. "Wow, it turns out that you are a master of the world, and you know martial arts? Can you teach me? No, you are a dead pervert, a psychopath, and now you are here, I am going home, goodbye. And don't come with me, I'm unlucky to meet you, and I don't know how to go home like this now. After saying that, I felt a little cold, there was no one walking on this road, and it was the edge of the wilderness, and the sky had already darkened, and I couldn't see the road for a while. The mobile phone is out of battery again, otherwise I could have called the police for help just now, and it was all in the water, and I don't know if I can use it when I go back.
"Girl, don't worry, I said that I am not a gangster, I just want to ask the girl where there is a river nearby, go wash and bathe, and what kind of place is this? By the way, my name is Fu Duoduo, and I am the leader of the Fu faction. This way is polite. Fu Duoduo hurriedly finished everything in one go, otherwise he didn't know what would happen later. For the woman in front of him, Fu Duoduo is fed up. If it weren't for the fact that no one nearby asked for directions, and she saw her like this now, Fu Duoduoli wouldn't have paid attention to it.
"You psychotic, let's go, I'll take you home, I'll have to leave as soon as I take a shower. Priest, I think you're a mentally ill beggar. Why are you still stunned? Come and help me, my foot is broken. Qian Duoduo complained that if I was seen, I would definitely think I was a beggar, and my clothes were soaked, but fortunately I was wearing long leggings.
Fu Duoduo looked at Qian Duoduo embarrassedly and said, "Girl, I'll help you get it, and your feet will be fine, but I may have to touch your feet, please forgive me." Qian Duoduo heard Fu Duoduo's embarrassed voice, so he looked at Fu Duoduo stupidly, and then realized that in addition to being a little dirty, Fu Duoduo still looked good. The way of speaking is also very ancient, and the hair that drags the floor, I don't know why I'm embarrassed, and I said weakly: "Hmm." With a sound, he lifted his legs.
Fu Duoduo was also embarrassed to say: "Offended." After speaking, he took Qian Duoduo's foot and twisted it a few times. Qian Duoduo saw Fu Duoduo's shy appearance, and felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, but to be honest, anyone with a beggar they didn't know would feel that something was wrong. Qian Duoduo spoke first and said, "You said your name is Fu Duoduo?" Fu Duoduo nodded lowly, not daring to look up, after all, Qian Duoduo was wearing a skirt. Qian Duoduo didn't know where he got the courage, and then said: "My name is Qian Duoduo, I have the same name as you, are you really a Taoist priest? How did you become like this?" Fu Duoduo replied truthfully: "Hello Miss Qian, I didn't expect us to be so fateful, I am the contemporary leader of the Fu Sect on Lingfu Mountain, Fu Duoduo." Excuse me, girl, do you know how to get to Lingfu Mountain?"
Qian Duoduo thought about it for a long time, and he didn't have the name Lingfu Mountain in his impression, so he had to shake his head, but when he saw Fu Duoduo's appearance, it was very vicissitudes, as if he had experienced something, so he said: "There is a fart relationship, I am unlucky to see you, I don't know if I owe you in my previous life, let's go." When I get home, look for Du Niang, by the way, do you know Taoism?Is there really a ghost in this world?Is there a zombie?" Fu Duoduo heard the word zombie, his whole body trembled, and he didn't know how to go back, so he had to nod and say: "Yes, there are all, but I don't seem to see it here, it's really strange, but after you say so, I can find a few ghosts to ask for directions at that time, hehe." Qian Duoduo was nervous for a moment and kicked Fu Duoduo, but quickly eased up and smiled: "Fart, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, saying that ghosts come to deceive girls, and then say this and that, and return the Taoist." Don't talk about it, I believe it. Get it well, don't eat my tofu. But after Qian Duoduo finished speaking, he was still a little scared in his heart, because it was getting dark.
Fu Duoduo knew that many people in the world did not believe in ghosts and gods, so he smiled and said: "Okay, I won't say it." Also, which sect is the Du Niang you are talking about? When the time comes, I will thank her well. "Huh, haha, haha, laugh at me, haha. You're so funny, okay, you'll know when the time comes, let's go. It's dark and I'm so hungry. Qian Duoduo smiled and urged Fu Duoduo to go. At this time, Fu Duoduo nervously grabbed Qian Duoduo and said: "Miss Qian, be careful, there are monsters coming from behind, they are very powerful, I can't imagine that the world is so unpeaceful today, but unfortunately I can't use my ability." Qian Duoduo looked back strangely: "What monster? Don't you scare me? Is there a ghost coming out?" After waiting for a while, Qian Duoduo couldn't see anything, and finally had the courage to come back, and scolded secretly: "I think I'm stupid, believe this idiot's words." "Soon, a car was driving from behind. Qian Duoduo just wanted to say: "That~ Hmm!" Fu Duoduo covered Qian Duoduo's mouth and said, "Girl, be careful, wait for me to get rid of the demon." Finally struggling out, Qian Duoduo couldn't pull Fu Duoduo, who was about to run off the road, said: "Idiot, don't go, that's not a monster, that's a car." Hey, hey, don't goγγγγγγγγγγ β