Chapter 34: Ill-gotten Gains
Children from rich families play with things that are never the same as children from poor families. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Rich children fight crickets, poor children catch grasshoppers.
Rich children play with dogs and eagles, and poor children are chased by dogs.
Rich children play with antiques, and poor children throw sandbags.
At the mention of throwing sandbags, Feng Fengfeng smiled.
Although the young lady can't take off to control the clouds, with the skills of these two men, they can throw the young lady around.
Follow the wind by yourself, so that you may be able to escape from this undercurrent quicksand in half a day.
As long as they throw far enough.
Turning her head to look at the young lady, she looked embarrassed, her hands clutching the hem of her skirt.
How can a woman's family climb high in a skirt?
The white impermanence of the garment has been lost in the time of the sand.
can only walk towards the black impermanence, Feng Fengfeng stretched out his hand: "Take off your coat." ”
He was puzzled and ignored.
Thought I wanted to see you strip and take advantage of you?
Pointing to the young lady's skirt, he explained to him: "Throw my young lady around, won't you see everything that shouldn't be seen? Therefore, borrow your coat and use it to tie the hem of my young lady's skirt, so that it is easy to act. ”
Bai Wuchang interjected playfully: "Originally, I had the heart to help, but when my long coat was in Yusha, thanks to the master, it has been torn to pieces. Take it off again, and I'll be naked. ”
Hei Wuchang didn't take off his clothes, hung down the iron cable, handed it to Feng Fengfeng, and said lightly: "You can use this thing to bind." It's cold, and your lady has to be patient. ”
After taking the iron cable, he suddenly felt cold.
Feng Fengfeng was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "This is really a treasure, such a hot sandy place, just need something cool to dispel the heat." ”
She walked towards the young lady with the iron rope in her arms.
Bai Wuchang smacked his lips, extremely envious: "Since I have known the master, I have never seen him leave this iron rope." At this moment, I can lend your lady a crony. Feng Fengfeng, you have such a big face. ”
was using a rope as a rope to tie the young lady's skirt, and turned his head to glare at him: "If it weren't for your dishonest eyes, why would I bother to do this?"
He laughed shamelessly and laughed at himself: "Not only am my eyes not honest, but my hands are also not honest." When you pick up your young lady later, it will inevitably be misplaced, how can you prevent it?"
Two women, both red-faced.
One blushed, the other blushed.
Feng Fengfeng pulled out a sharp knife and slashed it in the air, his apricot eyes widened: "If you dare to put it in the wrong place, you will chop your hand!"
Bai Wuchang smiled and nodded, suddenly stepped forward, turned his fingers into a sword, and pointed at the six important points of the snake king's daughter.
The daughter of the Serpent King fainted limply and lay down in the crook of his arm.
Hei Wuchang suddenly made a move, and without asking the reason, he volleyed nine kicks and took his vital point.
Jumping back with the snake girl, dodging the master's moves, he immediately explained with a smile: "Don't misunderstand, I don't have a good heart." just sealed her intestinal meridian points and let her take a nap, so as to save herself from spitting out the master's rope chain when she threw it. ”
Isn't it enough for me to laugh at vomiting again?
Feng Fengfeng smiled and praised him: "You think really thoughtfully." He stepped forward, took the young lady out of his arms, and twisted the skin on the back of his hand into a circle.
Bai Wuchang gasped and said with a wry smile: "It's really accurate, the same place." ”
The back of the hand is already red and purple, like a crimson flower.
Hei Wuchang squinted at him, and snorted coldly: "You are so good at learning and miscellaneous, even the acupuncture hands of mortal martial artists." ”
Good eye, I actually saw what I did just now.
It turns out that he also understands mortal martial arts.
Bai Wuchang smiled: "The qualifications are dull, and if you can't learn well, you can only learn miscellaneous." ”
Ignoring his nonsense, he only said, "I'll wait in front." "Black impermanence leaped forward, faster than the wind and rain, and landed a hundred feet away.
Feng Fengfeng was dumbfounded, opened his mouth wide, and muttered, "I haven't seen him ride the wind and clouds, how can he jump so far?"
Looking at the figure of Hei Impermanence standing with his hands in the distance, he smiled and said to himself: "Say that I study miscellaneous arts, don't you also show up the supreme light skills of a mortal martial artist?"
As a last resort, he handed the young lady into his arms, Feng Fengfeng glared and snorted coldly: "Dengtuzi! The iceman is ready, why are you still holding my young lady? Why don't you throw it over quickly?"
Raise your arm to pincushion and throw it hard. The daughter of the snake king stretched straight into the sky, like a paper mandarin bird that had taken off the line, fluttering away.
Bai Wuchang stepped on the wind, Feng Fengfeng was afraid of falling behind, so he was busy running the true qi around him, urging the wind to chase after him.
The wind shook her hair and danced.
Seeing the quicksand rushing under his feet, Feng Fengfeng was puzzled in his heart: When did my wind driving skills grow to this point?
In the blink of an eye, he passed by the black impermanence waiting to catch the young lady. Suddenly awakened, could it be that the true qi he injected into me was working?
fluttering down, looking back, he saw Hei Wuchang catching the young lady steadily, and then throwing it to Bai Wuchang, who was waiting in the distance.
Throwing sandbags is really possible!
Feng Fengfeng was overjoyed in his heart, and his desire to win was already rising, just thinking about whether he could be left behind by these two people.
Urging the breeze under his feet again, it was a little faster.
Maybe after dozens of throws, I feel tired of driving.
The quicksand thinned out, and the road took on a dappled green.
After a little further walking, low bushes appeared, and insects could be seen resting.
Finally, I passed the danger and no longer had to be bullied by the undercurrent quicksand.
The soles of the boots were already stained with mud, and the sand was finally gone.
Bai Wuchang caught the daughter of the Snake King, stretched out his palm and rubbed it on her several sealed acupoints. After a cup of tea, the daughter of the snake king finally woke up with a "sigh".
Hei Wuchang stretched out his palm to Feng Fengfeng, who was chasing: "Give me back the iron rope." ”
Your broken chain, cold as a dead serpent, is it rare?
Feng Fengfeng walked to the young lady's side, untied the rope chain that bound the hem of the skirt, and just wanted to throw it to him, the rope chain slipped and swam out of the palm of his hand, and when he looked up, he had wrapped it back into his forearm.
The snake king's daughter had just woken up, and she was still in a daze, when Feng Fengfeng explained to her what had just happened.
Between the words of the warbler, Bai Wuchang looked back at the desert, a little depressed, and sighed loudly: "It turns out that the really rich place in this world is actually this desert, if you can turn the sand out, I don't know how much treasure you can take out and how many poor people you can save." ”
After Bai Wuchang finished sighing, he turned around and asked Feng Fengfeng, "What should I do next?"
Feng Fengfeng was stunned: "Continue on your way." ”
He shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly: "Eating, drinking, bathing, and staying in a hotel, what kind of money is not used?" I remember when you came out of the house, you volunteered to take care of the accounts...... It's better to give everyone a score now. ”
"You knowingly asked!" He blushed angrily and scolded him: "You threw away all the money, have you forgotten? I don't have any accounts to take care of now, where can I get money for you?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't divide it. Bai Wuchang nodded and asked with a smile: "In short, there is a word first, we listen to you along the way, I just want to know how to settle for the next meal?"
It's hard to move an inch without money, and even eating and drinking are problems, but he asks embarrassing things.
All the belongings of a few people are only the clothes on their bodies, what should they do?
When I was worried about myself, I saw him shaking his fan proudly.
Ran over in two steps, grabbed it, looked at it repeatedly, and raised a smile: "The workmanship of your fan is not bad, it can always be used as a few pennies, right?"
Bai Wuchang chuckled, stretched out two fingers to put on her wrist, Feng Fengfeng immediately softened, and the fan that had just arrived was taken back by him.
stroked the fan feather and replied to her with a smile: "This is a gift from my beloved Suzaku, how can I use it for you?"
Hearing him say the origin of this feather fan twice, Hei Wuchang couldn't help but ask him sideways: "Is it really a gift from Suzaku?"
Hearing the young master ask like this, Bai Wuchang laughed loudly: "The crazy words of deceiving children, the young master also believes it? Suzaku is at least hundreds of thousands of years older than me, how can I be able to put my mouth shut?"
Hei Wuchang sneered and said to him: "If you can talk and laugh freely, you will have a way to make money, no need to play tricks on others, solve the problem as soon as possible." ”
"The little master is really lifting, what way can I make money? If I don't laugh, do I still cry?" After sighing softly, he said: "The rivers and lakes are traveling, and the wealth is all about stealing and robbing, but the young master is arrogant and arrogant, and he must disdain to be a little man." With such a righteous wind, it is difficult, difficult to get entanglement with white hands. ”
Black Impermanence thought about it carefully, everyone has no long things, nothing that can be exchanged for money, if you don't steal or rob, how can you find a coil?
The words of this lazy drunkard are not complete nonsense.
Hei Wuchang let out a breath of lightness, turned around, and said lightly: "If you take ill-gotten gains, I can ignore them." ”
As soon as these words came out, Feng Fengfeng was overjoyed, and hurriedly said to Bai Wuchang: "The iceman has spoken, we can get some ill-gotten gains." ”
He asked her, "What do you mean by ill-gotten gains?"
What's so hard about that?
Feng Fengfeng replied casually: "The stolen money that is corrupt and unscrupulous, the money that robs the house, and the blood and sweat of the poor...... These are ill-gotten gains. ”
Bai Wuchang nodded: "Don't you think that after taking this money, it should be returned to the bitter master? ”
Feng Fengfeng shook his head and was puzzled: "This is difficult, since ancient times, the imperial court has confiscated with stolen money, do you say that the imperial court is despicable?"
"First use corrupt officials to fish the people, and then slaughter corrupt officials to enrich the treasury, this is a crooked snatch of money from the people's pockets, do you want me to say that they are good?"
"Oops!" Feng Fengfeng covered his ears and stomped his feet, unwilling to listen to him say these big truths, and complained: "Left can't be, right can't be." Can a living person still die of money?"
After complaining, he looked at him again and smiled sinisterly: "Otherwise, I will sell you up, maybe I can exchange a few steamed buns." ”