Chapter 18: Accidentally passing through the jade gate
Looking at the two lines of words engraved on the jade gate, Xu Tianao thought to himself: "Could it be that there is really some treasure left by the ancient emperor in this jade gate? Could it be that he really found a cemetery left over from ancient times, this is amazing! It's so exciting! Isn't this making a fortune!" Now Xu Tianao is standing in place so stupidly, his eyes seem to have seen everything behind the door, the mountains of gold and jade, the gold coins that are densely spread all over the ground, and the countless antiques!
"He is an immortal, he really made a fortune this time!" But just as he was thinking about how to get rich, how to bring out the treasure behind the door, and his eyes were shining with golden light, reality gave Xu Tianao fiercely
"A stick" knocked him back to his place!
"Wait... Damn, I'm dead now, even if there's a mountain of treasure behind the door, how can I take it out? I can't even hold up my own corpse!Oh!FUCK!"Dreams are always beautiful, but reality is still cruel.
Thinking of this, Xu Tianao is in a bad mood again!(Hahaha, in fact, I said Xu Tianao, you are a soul body now, you don't know whether you are alive or dead, you are still dreaming of getting rich, and you are no one!)
Hurry up and get down to business!) Xu Tianao, who came back to reality from obscenity, thought again, what is behind this jade door He still doesn't know, what if there is no treasure and there is danger?
Should I find a way to get in, or not? Our hero's inner ideological struggle begins, to enter or not to enter?
Once you get in, it's all gold, silver and jewelry, how annoying it is, I can't take anything away or take it with me, but if I go in, there is no gold and silver jewelry in it, and there is danger, what should I do?
Thinking about it, he was very conflicted in his heart. Xu Tianao, who stood in place and thought about it for a long time, patted his head for the last time, and figured it out: He is an immortal, Lao Tzu is dead, what else is terrible, if there is gold and silver jewelry in it, it will definitely not be able to be taken away in my current condition, that means that there is no fate with me, so feast your eyes, if there is danger inside, it doesn't matter, what am I afraid of now that I am dead, can I die again?
If I don't go in and take a look, I can't wait for any black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, do I have to stay in this dark cave forever?
Wouldn't that be boring to death! No matter! Find a way to get in! Thinking of this, he began to examine the huge jade door in front of him again.
"But now that I want to go in, how can I get in? I can't even hold up my own corpse now, and if I were to push open the door made of jade, it would be impossible!"
Thinking of this, Xu Tianao immediately searched for it around the stone gate, but after carefully searching for a long time, he found nothing, because the jade gate was full of bare stone walls, and there was nothing, let alone any mechanism.
"This special grandma, it's hard for me to die! What can I do?"
"By the way, do you have to say some incantation or something!" he stood there thinking of this, thinking about all the incantations he had used to open the door in all the movies he had seen, and then began to speak towards the door!
"Then let's be the first one, Xu Tianao shouted loudly at the jade door: Sesame open the door!" I thought that after shouting this sentence, the jade door opened in response, but to Xu Tianao's disappointment, the stone door was still closed motionless!
"It seems that this spell is wrong, but it shouldn't be, isn't this a common open door spell in the movie?Why doesn't this work?" (Hahaha, our male protagonist is really funny, and Sesame Open Door is a universal open door spell, and I also Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!)
Then Xu Tianao continued to stand in place, shouting all the spells that he could say and had seen in the movie, but after all the spells were shouted, the door was still closed, and there was no change at all!
"This Nima, it's too difficult, do you want people to live? I've already said all the spells in the movie that I can say, do you want me to say anything about the transformation of the little demon fairy? Tai Nima is perverted!" "No, my brain cells are almost exhausted, why can't this broken stone door be opened?"
Thinking of this, Xu Tianao walked to the stone gate and wanted to rest against the stone gate, but when he turned his back to the jade gate and was about to rest, this accident happened.
Xu Tianao wanted to rest with his back against the gate, but who knew that when his back leaned against the jade gate, he did not sit down against the stone wall as before, but leaned back and fell directly into the jade gate!