Chapter 13: Kites
I saw that Mo Yudao took out a reddish-brown thing from the quilt bag he was carrying, put it in the cup, poured the water and melted, and in a moment, the teacup had turned red, black, red and black.
The Taoist asked Song Zhi to give Zhao Zheng a drink, and Song Zhi looked at the red color and hesitated. Don't be poisonous, it's not fun to drink it and poison your junior brother to death. Of course, beating and scolding is scolding, but the junior brother is still the junior brother.
Zhang Ren and Li Yi were also a little unbearable, after all, they were their own brothers. Between the three of them hesitating, the Taoist had already snatched his hand out and poured a cup of black, red and red tea into Zhao Zheng's throat.
Zhao Zheng only felt that his jaw was tight, and a big hand had tightly grasped his chin, and then a strange smell rushed in, his throat was on fire, and something had poured into his abdomen.
Everyone didn't see what was going on, but they were very embarrassed when they saw Zhao Zheng vomiting his throat and sticking out his tongue.
The Taoist returned to his seat in a dashing manner, laughing, and Song Zhi asked urgently, "Senior brother, are you okay?" ”
Zhao Zheng saw that his senior brother was still beating and scolding him, and at this time he suddenly became concerned, grateful in his heart, and hurriedly said, "It's okay, just ......."
The words were spoken, but there was no sound, and I couldn't help but feel anxious. The three of them saw that Zhao Zheng was stammering, but they were speechless and not annoyed.
Li Yi pulled out his sword and said, "Daoist, what did you do to my junior brother?" Zhang Ren and Song Zhi also glared angrily.
The Taoist was not in a hurry, and laughed, "How, look at you in a hurry, I just said that the brothers don't know how to play, and sure enough, the poor Dao just opened a scene, and you guys are like this, how can you tell the poor Dao to perform?"
Zhang Ren made a gesture and told Li Yi Song Zhi not to panic, and saw that Zhao Zheng was still snorting in his throat, staring coldly at the Taoist and said, "Then please continue, but if there is anything wrong with my junior brother, the Taoist can weigh it." ”
Mo Yudao was silent, took out a long tube from his backpack, silver and soft, and called one end of the tube Zhao Zheng to take it in his mouth, and took the other end with both hands.
Everyone didn't know what the Taoist priest was doing, and they all stared intently, and even Xiao Er crawled over.
Zhao Zheng spit out the hose that the Taoist had stuffed into his mouth, glaring angrily at the Taoist.
The Taoist sighed, "Don't you want to talk anymore?" bite harder, if you don't tight, it will be difficult for you to speak again." Xiaoxiao picked up the silver pipe and stuffed it into Zhao Zheng's mouth, the pipe was already covered with mud in the ground, but after listening to the threatening words of the Taoist, he was afraid that he would not be able to speak in the future, so Zhao Zheng had to bite the silver pipe tightly and not call it off.
I saw that the Taoist also stuffed the tube on his side in his mouth, and suddenly blew loudly, Zhao Zheng only felt that the wind was blowing into his abdomen, and his abdomen suddenly rose.
Everyone saw the Taoist's belly one by one, and the silver tube was softly connected to the ground at the beginning, and in the sound of the Taoist's whirring and blowing, the hose rose straight up, and it no longer hung down.
The Taoist's hands were furrowed, his face was purple, and he seemed to be very forced, and he could only hear the rumbling sound in his throat.
The Taoist is getting more and more angry, Zhao Zheng didn't realize what was going on at the beginning, the more he went to the back, the more he felt unbearable breathing, and he just wanted to vomit and fast, but his mouth was tightly plugged with the silver tube, and he couldn't move, his nose was groaning, and it was difficult to breathe.
Everyone saw that Zhao Zheng's eyes were suffocated, obviously suffocating, Li Yi drew his sword in his hand, and when he saw that Zhao Zheng couldn't support it, he swung his sword and cut the pipe. Everyone watched with bated breath, as if their mouths had been gagged and they were having trouble breathing.
After another moment, I saw that Zhao Zheng's body was gradually bulging, while the Taoist's body was getting flatter and flatter.
Zhao Zheng was blown dizzy in his head, and suddenly felt a chill in his abdomen slowly dissipate, and he no longer had the feeling of poor breathing and boredom just now, knowing that this must be the effect of the tea he had just taken, and his heart gradually became a lot calmer, only to feel that his body was gradually getting thicker, and he could see the bulging abdomen when he lowered his eyelids, and thought in his heart, "What's the matter? At this time, he used this method to gain weight, and he really couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.
Li Yiben waited for Zhao Zheng to be unable to support it, so he slashed the pipe with a sword, and at this time, seeing that the color on Zhao Zheng's face gradually eased, and a smile appeared on his face, it seemed to be extremely comfortable, so he slowly returned the sword to the sheath.
Seeing that Zhao Zheng's body was getting bigger and bigger, Zhang Rensong was dumbfounded, there was something strange in the world, and he just shouted in his heart: "It's so fun, it's really fun, it's so fun." ”
The shopkeeper didn't do business either, and he squatted on the side and watched with a straight mouth and exclaimed, and there were guests coming to the teahouse one after another, and they all opened their mouths when they saw this scene, unable to speak, and just watched from the sidelines.
I saw that Zhao Zheng's body was getting bigger and bigger, more and more round, and his hands and feet were getting smaller and smaller, gradually becoming a big round ball.
Zhao Zheng still felt uncomfortable at the beginning, but later he didn't feel anything, he only felt that his body was light and fluttering, as if he was going to go with the wind.
In the disgust of everyone, only to hear a roar in the throat of the Taoist, the hose skyrocketed, a round Qi followed the pipe, straight to Zhao Zheng's abdomen, Zhao Zheng only felt a sudden rise in his throat, the Taoist withdrew the tube and took a deep breath, his hand was steep, the silver tube froze, and Zhao Zheng's round body was planted upside down in the air.
The Taoist shouted "fly a kite" and grabbed the silver pipe and ran, Zhao Zheng floated in the air, being dragged by the Taoist to run against the wind, like a kite.
The Taoist ran away for about two or three miles, and everyone came back to their senses, and they all sighed.
Song Zhi said regretfully, "Why did you leave?"
Zhang Ren suddenly realized and shouted, "Hurry up, he ...... junior brother I took it away. ”
Only then did the three of them remember that the kite was their junior brother, and hurriedly chased after it.
Zhao was floating in the air, shouting "save me" in his heart, but on the other hand, he looked around, seeing that the scenery in the sky was extremely magnificent, his face couldn't help showing joy, he had never enjoyed the scenery like this before.