Chapter 67: Let's elope
"People..... Ahem, people's physique is roughly divided into cold and fiery nature, and ..... And it is subdivided into many kinds, young and old, different men and women, different weak and strong, different sick and not sick, different from cold and fever......"
Yan Fang has suffered a lot of warmth and coldness in the past ten years, and his temperament has become very shrunk, Fang Cai relies on his enthusiasm, and now after calming down, he also talks like a stutter, he lowered his head and peeked at it.
Uncle Hong, Chen Qing, and Chen Ergou all listened to him with great interest, Wu Song was even more full of anticipation, a big hand was gently placed on his shoulder, signaling encouragement, Yan Fang seemed to feel a warm current from Wu Song's palm to his body, feeling warm, and his speech was smooth.
"Uncle Hong's face is peaceful, although he is sick, he is not elegant, his expression is introverted, it is estimated that he is not easy to get angry, even if there is something unpleasant, he swallows it in his stomach......."
"Photos!" Chen Ergou patted his thigh and said in surprise: "Okay, you kid, you have such ability, do you know physiognomy? My father-in-law is a scholar, and he never gets angry, even if I misbehaved before, I showed him a few gentle words, hey, I sound, it's like coaxing a three-year-old child, so I never feel at ease, hahahaha!"
When Yan Fang heard this, his confidence increased greatly, he puffed up his chest, and said: "Uncle Hong has a cold physique, coupled with depression in his heart, it accumulates more and more, so that his body is poisoned by cold, his whole body is weak, his eyelids are heavy, and the cold and fire are mutually restrictive and complementary. ”
"I think Uncle Hong is a scholar, if he wants to be angry, it is difficult to ascend to the sky, but the scholar has a noble personality, I said that he is greedy for money, and the scholar is also the most face-loving, so I called him a slap, so that a nameless fire in his body burned, vented all the depression, and the cold subsided, and the person was naturally better!"
When Yan Fang said this, he knelt down in front of Uncle Hong, kowtowed, and said, "The villain is rude, please forgive Uncle Hong!"
"Hahaha, what are you guilty of!" Uncle Hong laughed heartily, helped Yan Fang up, held his hand and said: "I am already a fluttering soul, as if I heard the sound of chains on the face of the bull and horse, it was you who slapped me a few times and pulled me back from the ghost gate, and it was also that nameless fire that eliminated the boredom in my chest!"
"Hahaha, it turns out that scolding can also cure diseases, no wonder I never get sick! I scold him every day for being a thief!"
Chen Ergou's nonsense caused everyone to laugh, and Uncle Hong touched his stomach and shouted: "Ergou, the old man's hungry stomach is now attached to his back!"
Chen Ergou hurriedly brought over a bowl of good dishes, Uncle Hong was open-minded, and he didn't care about his identity as a scholar, he reached out and grabbed the chicken leg and nibbled on it, and the people in the room were all straightforward men, and they were very happy to see this situation.
"Lord Taishan, is it because of your mother-in-law's Xianyou last year, you miss a woman?
"Phew!" Uncle Hong scolded with a smile: "The old man is nearly seventy years old, where do you still have any thoughts of love, of course, missing my deceased wife is the cause of my illness, and the aggravation is because of your brother-in-law, that is, my son Tang'er!"
"Hong Tang has learned enough from Lord Taishan, and his behavior is a humble gentleman, is he so on the surface, dirty on the inside, he is actually a villain who eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles, if so, you can rest assured, let me discount his two dog legs, and I can't go out to mess around in the future!" Chen Ergou said angrily.
"You, you just know how to kill!" Uncle Hong has been like ignited gunpowder since he got angry, and now he also knows how to scold: "He's a dog's leg, so what am I, am I an old dog?"
"How dare I scold you for being an old dog, the wife I married is your daughter, do I sleep with a every night?"
Chen Ergou underestimated, Wu Song and the others couldn't help but laugh when they heard it, Uncle Hong glared at him, and continued: "It's all my own people here, I'm not afraid to say it, Tang'er is upright, and there is nothing evil, he and Miss Zhou, the daughter of the rich man in the neighborhood, are childhood sweethearts, and they are in love, I can see it, thinking that my wife is leaving, I miss it day and night, and I will die soon." ”
"Ask the matchmaker to talk about this family matter, thinking that the three-year filial piety period is over, so let them get married, but Master Zhou replied, he was satisfied with this family matter, but I heard that I have a son-in-law, misbehaving, I am afraid that it will be easy to have an accident in the future, and even his daughter will be affected, so he refused, and I am also depressed because of this matter, and I have been depressed and sick since then. ”
When Chen Ergou heard this, his face was full of shame, and he whispered: "Lord Taishan, since this is the case, I will follow the example of the ancients, bear the guilt of Jing, carry the rattan, go to Master Zhou's house, and let him beat him up!"
"You didn't offend Master Zhou, why did he beat you!" Wu Song said with a smile: "Uncle Hong, let's do it, after a few days, the villain will have free time, so he will go to Master Zhou's house and explain the facts to him, saying that Ergou has turned back as a prodigal son and will not cause trouble everywhere, so that he can rest assured, if it still doesn't work, then it's no problem, either let Miss Zhou elope with Ling Gongzi, or dispel the idea and find another good wife!"
When Uncle Hong heard this, he was stunned: "I heard that Wu Song is a gentleman with lofty ideals, and the first half of this sentence is still very reasonable, why did the second half of the sentence become an instigation of others to elope, what kind of system, but Master Zhou is good at making friends with people in the official family, if he comes forward, it is estimated that this family affair will be completed." ”
"There is a head of Laodu! The old man has thanked me here!" Uncle Hong immediately stood up and saluted, and Wu Song hurriedly returned the salute.
Uncle Hong's illness was cured, knowing Yan Fang's ability, and thinking that the illness of his eldest brother Wu Dalang might be cured, Wu Song was full of joy, dragged Yan Fang's hand, re-entered the table, and let him sit beside him, very affectionate.
After three rounds of drinking, Chen Ergou's yellow soup was in his stomach, and he began to dance again, he took Yan Fang's hand, held the wine bowl, opened his big mouth, and said with a smile: "Little ..... No, it's a divine doctor! I have something to ask you!"
Yan Fang was rarely able to be respected as much as he is today, and after drinking a few bowls of wine, he was also in high spirits, and said loudly: "Big brother has something to say, just command, villain.... As a brother, there is no disagreement!"
"Okay! hehe!" Chen Ergou smiled very obscenely, rubbed his nose vigorously, and said: "I heard that the crow, the uncle of the mouse, bites the tail of the poisonous snake, drinks the snake's blood raw, and strengthens the kidney yuan, hehe, that matter is also doubly powerful, I have more days to go home now, and I also want to add a few grandchildren to my father, that is effective?"
"Not necessarily, weak qi and blood, insufficient kidney water, and cold body are suitable, it is a cure for the symptoms, not the root cause!
"What if I drink it?"
"The whole body is hot, the leaves are dry, the strength is increasing, and there is nowhere to vent!"
"There is nowhere to vent, but I have a wife, can I have nowhere to vent?" Chen Ergou said loudly, without any scruples, Mrs. Chen was angry and funny when he heard it, and everyone at the table was already laughing on their backs.
"I can't explain it all. Yan Fangwan said: "In the end, it can only be relieved by bloodletting, and the vitality is greatly damaged!"
"Huh, I have an idea!" Chen Ergou smiled weirdly: "What if those eunuchs, they don't have that kind of talk, drink this snake blood?"
"It's a little different, ordinary people drink, only my above reaction, or strong, energetic, or nowhere to vent, to bleed, and the eunuch can't be humane, the body has changed, the qi and blood have also changed, they have drunk, no matter what kind of physique, in the end, they can only be like a person with a hot-blooded physique, bloodletting solution, in fact, except for eunuchs, even if there are weak and powerless people, it is the same!"
Between Chen Ergou and Yan Fang's questions and answers, what Yan Fang said was all reasonable, and everyone respected his medical skills more and more.
Wu Song took Yan Fang's hand, walked straight to the courtyard, and said formally: "Brother, I have something to ask you for." ”
"Du Tou is asking about the villain's teacher?" Yan Fang said directly.