"Bad luck!"

Wu Song scolded in his heart, he doesn't eat mutton, and he also knows mutton, listening to the voice, he naturally knows that there is a pair of misty mandarin ducks doing nonsense in the mountains and wilderness.

"During the Qingming Festival, it rains a lot, and the mountains are full of fog and mud, so this pair of amorous men and women are not afraid of rheumatism!"

Wu Song laughed and scolded in his heart, and avoided it from afar, he didn't want to see this disgusting scene, besides, how others like to play is someone else's private matter, and it is not easy for him to break it.

"There are flying centipedes on the mountain, even the bearded man does not dare to go up the mountain, this pair of wild mandarin ducks is eating leopard gall, is it happy while being coerced by death, will they be a little happy? Hey, a kind of rice breeds a hundred kinds of people, if these two people arrive in 2017, they are definitely suitable for development in the island country!"

Wu Song suddenly restrained his smile, the matter of the flying centipede alarmed Tianshen Village and Zhangjiazhuang, if this pair of wild mandarin ducks is from the neighborhood, it must be from these two villages, but this is very unreasonable, the people of the two villages face the harmful mountains, it is too late to hide, how can they come up, they can do things on the mountain, and the flying centipede royal people must be inextricably linked.

Thinking of this, Wu Song immediately walked towards the sound, and his heart was calm: "This is a mountain road, a public place, you like to do that, even if you show it to me, it is not a private snoop!"

Turning a mossy boulder, a slope appeared, the spring was bright under the slope, a delicate woman with heavy makeup sat on a forked small tree, two jade legs hooked on the shoulders of a tall and thin man, the man laughed wildly and raised a wine jug high in his right hand, the wine fell like the Milky Way for nine days, splashed into the woman's cherry mouth, scattered all over the body, like a pear flower pressing begonia.

The small tree is very resilient, with the rhythm of the tall and thin man like a wind sweeping the leaves, the muddy grass is dotted with red flowers, green leaves, full of style, the rain and dew on the tree are gently scattered, and the ones that fall on the ground do not know whether it is the sweat of the two people or the warm spring droplets.

Wu Song couldn't help but laugh, and simply said: "Man, hinder you, please ask for advice if you have something!"

Wu Song's voice was very loud, and he was suddenly frightened that the tall and thin man's body was a few inches shorter, and he hurriedly withdrew, but the woman was very generous, and she didn't cover it with clothes, her eyes wandered, and she seemed to smile and said: "Ouch, when did a stout big brother come, do you also want to share such tenderness?"

"Ahem..... You're welcome!"

Burst!

Wu Song couldn't help but burst out laughing, why did he answer like this, it was really embarrassing!

"Phew, that man, dare to hinder the good deeds of the master, do you know that Centipede Ridge never allows living people to pass by!"

The tall and thin man was also undressed, picked up a wrist-thick branch from the ground, ran up the hillside, and hit Wu Song on the head.

Wu Song scolded: "You love to do that romantic thing, so you are not afraid to be seen by others, but you want to kill people at this moment, what a reason!"

"The old man killed people in Centipede Ridge, when did he need a reason!"

Wu Song was naturally not afraid of the branches in his hands, he didn't want his hands to touch the man's body, he always felt that his body was stained with a lot of dirty things, and it was even more disgusting to look at his shaking short words.

Wu Song waited for the tall and thin man to rush up the hill, stood on his feet, flew up with his right foot, kicked off the branch in his hand, squatted slightly, and swept his legs to kick him down.

How do you know that the tall and thin man is not idle, he exerts his strength on the ground barefoot, and his body actually flies up a foot, it seems that his light skills are no less than Su Quan.

This made Wu Song a little surprised, he looked at the tall and thin man in mid-air, he was going to cheer, but he was naked, and the annoying thing jumped up with him to face the wind, Wu Song looked disgusted.

He didn't want to confront the tall and thin man head-on, and he was annoyed that he was going to kill someone without asking for any reason, so he stretched out his foot on the ground and gently picked up the branch, and the man's face in mid-air changed greatly, and he fell straight down, and the branch was bound to be just inserted into the place where he was used to be romantic, and he was really good, and he could still use force in mid-air.

The snake twisted its waist and moved its body back half a foot, just enough to dodge the branch.

Wu Song smiled: "If you don't want to be a eunuch, you have to be a-eating dog!"

The tall and thin man's feet just touched the ground, and there was a pain in his ankles, so he swept Wu Song with a kick, snapped, and really lay on the ground like a dog eating shit, and fell all over his body, Wu Song kicked his ass, and the tall and thin man glided in the mud, and his face just fell on a pothole.

Wu Song stepped forward in two steps and stepped on the back of his head, making his face covered with muddy water, and when he was about to suffocate, he let go of his foot, and the man hurriedly raised his face and breathed vigorously.

His body turned over, but there was a pain in his back, and he trampled on Wu Song to the ground, Wu Song scolded with a smile: "The master doesn't want to look at your short guy, you give the master a good answer." ”

The tall and thin man was stunned: "Who is this person?

"Master, dare to ask Gao's surname, just now the villain was offended, and he didn't know Mount Tai with his eyes!"

Wu Song listened to him humbly, and he didn't hide it, and said: "I am Wu Song who fights tigers on Jingyang Gang, and today I am entrusted by Tianshen Village and Zhangjiazhuang to come up to subdue the flying centipede royal Taoist and rescue Miss Tang Family!"

"Ah......h

The woman screamed, and Wu Song squinted at her and shouted, "What are you screaming about?"

The tall and thin man hurriedly said: "She is Miss Jiao'er of the Tang family!", and after answering instead of the woman, he hurriedly said: "It turned out to be the head of Wudu, no wonder she is so powerful!"

Wu Song didn't believe that the naked slutty woman in front of him was the much-loved sister Jiao'er in Tang Niu's mouth, he shouted: "That dog thief, you dare to deceive the master, you are tired of life!"

"Master, the villain's life is at his feet, how dare he deceive, if it is not true, Jia Tu is willing to be thundered by the sky!"

"Hmm!" Wu Song is a gentleman with Zhicheng, since he swore an oath, he believed it, and asked: "Jia Tu, what is your relationship with the Flying Centipede King Daoren!"

"The villain is his apprentice!"

"Since it's his apprentice, I can't keep you!"

"Du Tou spared his life, and he saw it with his own eyes, the villain had an affair with the woman of the royal man, and he knew that the villain had abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, and he had nothing to do with that guy!"

"Poof!" Wu Song almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "You dog thief fornicated with Master's woman, that is, you abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, what is the reason?"

"Dutou Mingjian, Wang Daoren likes women the most, snatched Miss Tang on Centipede Ridge for his lewd pleasure, Miss was humiliated, and wanted to commit suicide many times, the villain took pity on her, persuaded her many times, and promised to find an opportunity to send her down the mountain, and came and went, Miss remembered the villain's kindness, and got along with the villain. ”

"Today, the royal people want to go to the other side of the mountain to collect medicine, and they will come back in two days, let me guard the nunnery, and I will wait for the opportunity to take the young lady away, and when they get here, the two of them know that they can escape, and they are overjoyed, and they are uncontrollable, so they do that kind of thing, but let the heads meet!"

Wu Song listened to the absurdity of the two, and was annoyed, but he was helpless, men and women love, it was originally what you and I wanted, Tang Jiaoer wanted to fall in love with such a person, and others could not interfere.

"You put on your clothes, lead me to the king, and when I get him, I will send the young lady back to Tianshen Village, I will hand her over to Tang Niu, and forget it, I can't control what you like!"

"No, I won't go back to Tianshen Village if I die!" Tang Jiao'er said with a frightened expression. 7110