Standing on Qingchuan Mountain, Meng Bai breathed in the refreshing fresh air again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, he did not choose the peak of the Qingchuan thief, there are many peaks in the Qingchuan Mountain Range, and most of them are uninhabited.

Meng Bai also wanted to name the peaks one by one, such as Meng Laogou Peak, Aoi Peak, Ozawa Peak, Muto Peak......

To commemorate his master and his "masters".

But later, I found that there were too many peaks on the Qingchuan vein, so I gave up this plan. Otherwise, in the future, will it be called Tokyo Hot Peaks, a large mountain range, and a Caribbean valley?

Actually, think about it...... Not bad? Meng Bai showed a cheerful smile and gave a thumbs up to his idea.

"Master, can't we choose the peak of the Qingchuan thief?" Su Qi'er wiped the sweat from his forehead, but behind him, he was carrying a whole roast suckling pig on his back, "This mountain peak is so difficult to walk, there is basically no road, and there is not a single house, and you still don't let hire someone to help carry food." ”

Listening to Su Qi'er's complaints, Meng Bai was quite pleased. In his heart, a whole set of cultivation strategies has been formed.

And the core of this set of high-tech strategies is only one word, "eat"!

This time on the mountain, Meng Bai and Su Qi'er said that Su Qi'er was the only one who carried the food. But there were three people who ate.

Then Su Qi'er lived up to expectations and carried a roast suckling pig on her back, looking at the small figure under the giant roast suckling pig.

Meng Bai couldn't help but sigh once again that the limits of human beings are endless.

"Hey, young people need to exercise more. Meng Bai put his hands behind his back, looked at the rising sun, and said like a scholar, "Life can only succeed if you continue to challenge." ”

Su Qi'er could only say faintly, "I'm only eight years old, so I'm not a young ......."

"Flowers still have a reblooming day, and there is no more youth in life. Meng Bai patted Su Qi'er on the shoulder, "Young man, you have to experience the hard work of being a teacher!"

Su Qi'er said with tears in her eyes, "I think as long as you don't talk while eating, I may only regard you as an ordinary obscene person." ”

Meng Bai held a suckling pork leg and ate it with relish, and did not forget to exhort Su Qi'er, "Apprentice, you still pay too much attention to appearances, I am eating, it is to affirm your efforts." Don't you have the pleasure of being affirmed now?"

"I won't feel pleasure after being bitten!" Su Qi'er waved her little hand angrily, "Master!

Yao Qingqin looked at the two masters and apprentices who were fighting for food, and he was petrified and speechless. Could it be that the world has changed so much in the three years of her suffering?

But she seemed to ...... in her heart Not annoying?

On the contrary, there is a very warm feeling, just like home.

"Okay, stop!" Meng Bai stretched out his hand and pressed it on Su Qi'er's forehead, and the young man's short arm kept waving in the air.

"I'm going to show you something fun. Meng Bai said.

Then he took out two wooden plaques from his wide robes.

"It can't be a longevity card, right?" Su Qi'er asked suspiciously, "My sister and I have one?"

"Sister, that's your uncle, my junior sister, okay?" Meng Bai threw the wooden card into the sky, "Besides, is there such a big longevity card? Master let you see it, but it's a miracle!"

The wooden sign streaks a scar across the sky, but the sky doesn't shed tears.

Only ...... weep Su Qi'er.

Under the action of gravity, the wooden sign that flew up flew down again, forming a perfect parabola, and its analytical formula is y=250x?+250x+250

In short, without exception, it fell on Su Qi'er's young head.

Su Qi'er said with tears in her eyes, "Master, I want to sue you for child abuse!"

"Hey, I'm sorry, but I didn't expect it. Meng Bai scratched his head, it was very unnatural.

"Are you really stupid enough, did I tell you that you used it like this?" The voice of disdain suddenly sounded in Meng Bai's mind again.

"Otherwise, what about the sesame opening?"

"Yes." ”

"Forget it, you'd better be serious. Meng Bai compromised.

Then Du Wei told Meng Bai how to use it correctly, which was actually very simple......

Meng Bai once again took the two solid wood wooden cards in his hands, took a fancy to a place, and used them silently in his heart.

Without a hint of abruptness, two thatched huts appeared on top of this barren hilltop. Naturally, a small clean square was opened.

A paved bluestone slab steps lead down the mountain, but it doesn't look like it's newly built. The moss on it seems to tell the history of thousands of years.

It's just that around these two thatched huts, there are still overgrown weeds, and no one has ever lived there.

This strange feeling is intertwined, as if it is really a paradise hidden in the mountains and forests.

"From now on, this is our home. Even if Meng Bai was so out of tune, he said it seriously at this time.

"Master, there's nothing wrong with this, but why did it suddenly appear?" Su Qi'er's eyes widened, looking at this set of buildings that appeared out of thin air in disbelief.

"What should I say?" Meng Bai couldn't think of how to explain to Su Qi'er, pretending to be a god? Don't talk nonsense, will the new generation of young people believe in God? Even if there is a god, do you have to be lower than it?

"Uh...... It was like coming to my aunt for the first time. After a long time, you will naturally get used to it. ”

"I don't think I'm going to get used to it......" Su Qi'er thought, just kidding, a boy coming to the eldest aunt?

"Huh. Yao Qingqin finally couldn't help but smile, although she also had a pair of curious eyes under her long eyelashes.

"Wow, sister, you're finally smiling. Su Qi'er said that he originally thought that this sister would not be able to laugh. That's it, for a lifetime.

"It's time to name the sect. Du Wei said.

Meng Bai seemed to have received some guidance, and looked towards the lonely door with three wooden sticks. Sure enough, there wasn't a word on the plaque on it.

"Apprentice, Qinqin, what should be the name of our sect?" Meng Bai asked with a headache.

"Qingchuan Sword Sect?" Su Qi'er was the first to answer, but Meng Bai shook his head. Su Qi'er had no choice but to devote her energy to the battle with the roast suckling pig.

Then, Meng Bai set his hopeful eyes on Yao Qingqin.

"I don't know, listen to you. Yao Qingqin was cautious, and her tone was glutinous and soft.

"How about Qingchuan Excavator College?" Meng Bai threw out his first thought.

Su Qi'er is like a rattle, and she can't stop shaking her head.

"Then Liulong Qingchuan Senior Technical School?"

“......”

"Qingchuan Human Brain College?"

"Master, I don't think you can think of a normal name?"

"Yidao, okay?" Meng Bai asked again.

"It's barely okay. Su Qi'er put her heart down, admiring this rather ancient and simple name in her heart. As the saying goes, the Tao gives birth to one, one life to two, two to the mountain, and three to four...... (This is the version that Su Qi'er recites)

But if he knew what a Dao was, he would probably have to engage in a new round of desperate work with Meng Bai.

Meng Bai broke out in a cold sweat, and even the silk soft vest on his back was soaked with sweat. If you really come up with that name, it always feels like someone has pulled a piece of on your head......

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Let's change it?" Meng Bai said with tears in his eyes.

Su Qi'er said decisively, "No, I want this one." ”

"Didn't you just say that this was just a reluctance?"

"I'm duplicitous, can't I?" Su Qi'er even put down the pig's head in his hand, "Otherwise, let my sister judge!"

Then the two of them set their eyes on Yao Qingqin.

Yao Qingqin hesitated and said, "That, that, I'll listen to your master." ”

"Hahahaha!" Meng Bai laughed wantonly, mocking Su Qi'er's inadequacy, "If you want to fight with your master, you have to wait until you are as old as me!"

Su Qi'er drew circles on the ground, thinking to herself, isn't it less than ten years? Hmph! I'll wait!

A talented boy in interpersonal communication, he failed in the primary school problem of nine-year compulsory education in Greater China......

"What about the last name, Qingchuan Academy?" Meng Bai said.

"Master, we are a sect!"

"Who said that a sect can't have a name for an academy?" Meng Bai said confidently, "This is called innovation, and only innovation can keep up with the trend of social development." ”

"Your strong tone is like a normal person. Su Qi'er said faintly.

Grass, Meng Bai found that Su Qi'er is now more and more like Meng Laogou. What's going on, is it really Meng Lao's dog possession?

"Don't think about it, you taught him to be like this. Duwei complained speechlessly.

"Isn't it, I'm thinking in my heart, you know everything?" Meng Bai had a deep sense of crisis.

"yes, always knows. Du Wei replied frankly.

"I didn't expect you to be such a lewd!" Meng Bai said movingly.

"What's wrong?" Du Wei was a little confused.

"I scolded you so many times before, but I didn't expect you to endure it silently like this. Meng Bai snorted and cried.

Du Wei lowered his voice and said in a noise that was almost like teeth rubbing, "Actually, I'm not in the mood to listen to your stupid words all the time. So...... I don't know. ”

"Uh...... The weather was sunny today. ”

"......," Duwei said helplessly, "stop your bad jokes." Haven't you noticed yet? You're almost exactly like the old dog Meng you remember, and so will your apprentices. ”

"I don't admit it!" Meng Bai raised his hands and made a negative gesture, "At least I'm more handsome than him!"

“......”

"Okay, starting today, our Qingchuan Academy has officially opened. ”

As soon as the words fell, the door made of the three wooden pillars also shook, as if the tofu scum project was about to fall.

But in the end, it still stood up, and there were four big characters on the plaque, Qingchuan College. The penmanship is detached and indifferent.

Heavenly Machine Fantasy Realm, on the towering mountain, an ordinary thatched hut stands crookedly, but there are three words written on the door that make the martial arts frightened, Tianji Pavilion!

An old man knelt in it, looked at the tortoise shell in a daze, and sighed for a long time.

"Qingchuan College, or the establishment of ......"