"Little beast, you are hiding here, do you think that the old lady can't see it, the old lady's pair of eyes are very shrewd, unlike the Li ghost, who can only see a distance of one zhang!"

Pan Jinlian watched the hands pass over her chest, only to feel that her scalp was numb, and her nose seemed to be a few inches thinner, cold.

The hands picked up the sheep's head, it turned out to be a woman, she glanced at Pan Jinlian coldly, and continued: "After eating you, the dead ghost has the strength, so that the old lady is full of anger, and she will definitely give the old lady a good breath later!"

"Wife, it's not useful to eat sheep's head, I'll eat it raw later, and Gao Pill will also eat it, and it will definitely be a dragon and a tiger!

"It's good if you can do it, hey, if the old lady really has a man to take home, it would be a good place to hide in the firewood room, and you dead ghost will never enter it once or twice in your life!"

She said this to Pan Jinlian, Pan Jinlian naturally understood, she thought: "Hide in the firewood room, tonight is safe, but what about tomorrow? ”

"But what if he is strong and still full of interest when he sees me tomorrow? I have a body of Erlang, how can I take risks here, and when they are not paying attention, I would better escape, that is, I will be lost in the deep forest, starving to death, it is always better to stay here. ”

Pan Jinlian had made up her mind, so she stayed behind the stone honestly, her face was extremely fishy, but she didn't dare to wipe it, and her pair of hands was tightly covered with her chest, worried that the sound of her heartbeat could also be noticed.

"Wife, I'll wash my face first, the things in my eyes are very uncomfortable, and I can't see things clearly!"

Li Ghost threw the goat out of the sheepfold, bent down to wash his face in the sink, rubbing his eyes with both hands, Pan Jinlian secretly looked out, Li Kui was raising his head.

"Huh, why is his eyes the same as normal?"

"Dead ghost, if you want to get rich, you naturally have to pay a price, who told you to look like that Li Kui, but a pair of eyes are not like it, if it weren't for the old lady who came up with an idea and dyed your eyes with the pigment on the red paper, how could you borrow his name to scare people, and how could those business travelers obediently hand over the goods!"

"It turns out that he is the thief who pretended to be Li Kui!" Pan Jinlian understood.

"Wife, you are naturally smart, Lao Tzu is not bad, sawed off most of those thick trees in advance, and when the axe went down, the big trees were immediately broken, and the group of straight thieves thought it was Lao Tzu's divine power, hahaha, even if you have a little martial arts, you don't dare to make a mistake, and obediently hand over the silver and goods!"

"Hey, it's just that Li Kui has been arrested at this moment, and you can no longer pretend to be his name to block the road and rob. The woman sighed, "If only you had been a little more handsome." ”

"What about being a little more heroic?" asked Ghost Li as he roasted his leg of lamb over a firewood fire.

"You look like Li Kui in this dead life, you were born in Baizhang Village since you were a child, your voice is the same as him, you can't pretend to be him at the moment, if you look a little more heroic, then go to pretend to be Wu Song, Wu Song's name is much louder than Li Kui at the moment!"

Pan Jinlian understood everything at once, it turned out that Li Ghost and Li Kui grew up in the same village, and the accent was naturally the same, plus he looked like Li Kui, so he pretended to be Li Kui's famous hall to block the road and rob, but his martial arts skills were not high, so he used small tricks to deceive passers-by.

"What's that, anyway, everyone hasn't seen Wu Song, I shaved my beard, put some flour on my face, took a Qi Mei stick to block the road and robbed, and said nonsense that Wu Song was in trouble today, and he wanted to go to Liangshan, and there was no entanglement along the way, so I borrowed it from you temporarily, and it is estimated that with his name, he can bluff the silver without using any means. ”

"You Li Ghost is really shameless, you dare to pretend to be Erlang's name, if Erlang is here at this moment, he will definitely beat you up, and then send you to Mengzhou Mansion, you can make Li Kui avenge his grievances!"

Pan Jinlian thought of Wu Song, and suddenly had a bold idea in her mind: "Why don't I just plan it, go to the firewood room to hide for a night, and let that Li ghost take me back to the Happy Forest tomorrow, and when the time comes, I can capture Erlang!"

When Pan Jinlian thought of this, she forgot that she was a daughter, and she also forgot that Ghost Li was a hungry ghost, and she just thought that if Wu Song was here, she would be like this, she was Wu Song's woman, and she couldn't use force to capture the thief, so she had to be like that.

She took advantage of the fact that Li Gui and his wife were roasting mutton, cat-leaning, and touched the back of the firewood room, the window of the firewood room was closed, she didn't dare to open the window, for fear of making a noise, so she continued to grope forward, went around half a circle, saw an open window, and was happy in her heart: "I will go in from here, and then go to the firewood room." ”

There was a stone under the window, Pan Jinlian stepped on the stone and slowly climbed in, although with the assistance of the stone, it still took her strength for a long time to get in.

I immediately smelled a pungent aroma in my nose, very vulgar, I couldn't help blushing and heartbeat, it turned out that this was the room of Li Gui and the woman, and the woman's few dirty clothes were thrown on the table and chair indiscriminately, and she frowned, "How can this woman be so ......?"

"Dead ghost, why don't you eat mutton outside, you have to go to the room, and the old lady will have to clean up!"

"Wife, I just ate the goat's words, I suddenly felt the blood surging, and then eat a few pieces of mutton, it must be a great increase in physical strength, I haven't smelled a woman for more than half a month, how can I hold it, if I have a love affair with you outside, then you will complain to me again, saying that there are lice on the body, it is better to go back to the room, and eat it immediately..... Hee-hee, hee-hee....."

"Phew, you dead ghost, come back and think about these ....." the woman's voice was full of teasing.

"If you don't want to, Lao Tzu has just come back, why do you reach out and dig out Lao Tzu's crotch! This half moon will definitely starve you, and Lao Tzu will feed you tonight!"

Outside the room, there was the laughter of Li Ghost and the woman, which scared Pan Jinlian out of her body, she took a quick look at the room, this room was very simple, except for the bottom of the bed, she had nowhere to hide, she didn't dare to think about it, and immediately got under the bed.

She hid her body, her eyes lit up, two figures came in, she could only see two pairs of feet, a pair of big feet wearing eight sets of bast shoes, naturally it was Li Ghost, and a pair of feet wearing peach-colored embroidered shoes, it was a woman.

The woman hung the oil lamp on the wall, and Li Ghost put a few plates of mutton on the table and sat down, he sat down with his back to Pan Jinlian, who could just see his head and the situation on the table clearly.

Li Ghost grabbed the mutton with one hand and sent it to his mouth, and poured wine into his mouth with a wine jug in the other, Pan Jinlian couldn't help but feel a little contempt in his heart: "He only drinks with a small wine jug, not to mention that he is not Erlang, but even compared with Li Kui, it is far behind." ”

She was thinking, "Bang dang!", the plate and wine jug on the table waved Li Gui's big hand, and all of them swept to the ground, and a few pieces of mutton jumped in front of Pan Jinlian, so frightened that she hugged her knees with both hands, and trembled: "Could it be that Li Gui found me!"

"Dead ghost, what are you doing!" the woman snorted, "Oh, it hurts!"

Pan Jinlian looked outside, and saw Ghost Li pulling the woman's hair with one hand and pressing it on the dining table, and the woman kept patting Ghost Li with both hands.

"Why did the two of them fight?" Pan Jinlian said in a strange way.