Chapter Ninety-Two: Amorous and Idiotic
It's November now, so if it's three months, it can only last until January, and then it's the Spring Festival, how can there be no silver in the Spring Festival, Wan Crazy thought of running in with the silver again, wanting to win more silver, and soon gambled with the gamblers again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It didn't take long for Wan Idiot to run out and bow his head to Han Zhen and said: "Your Majesty, this is troublesome, I lost all the money in November and December, it doesn't matter, don't worry, it's a big deal that we only lose a dozen taels left, and the most important thing is to keep your old capital." ”
After gambling a few more times, Wan Idiot ran out, secretly looked at Han Zhen, and didn't dare to say a word for a long time.
Han Zhen knew that he must have lost all the silver, and blamed: "Such a big monk, you don't need to do things all day long, and you are like a little novice, you are an ancient, you have more experience than me in ancient society, let's say, what should I do tonight without silver, this day is freezing, where is the shelter!"
Wan Idiot proposed: "Your Majesty, it seems that we have to hide in the temple tonight, it is a good place, and there may be a lot of delicious food." ”
Han Zhen looked at him angrily, stopped talking, and followed him forward.
Finally found a ruined temple, the two went inside to see, fortunately there was no one at this time, there was a curtain hanging on the Buddha platform, and they hid under the curtain together, and there happened to be a pile of grass below, which could sit down.
Before I knew it, it was already night, and the Buddha platform had been empty, and no one had come to burn incense and pay tribute for a day.
The two of them were cold and hungry, and they were also very sleepy, and they fell asleep unconsciously, and when they woke up, it was already the middle of the night.
In the dream, Han Zhen clearly felt that he was still the emperor at this time, still in the palace, and Tang Mei was also by his side, hesitating whether to go to Zhou Qingqing to learn the sword after waking up today......
When I woke up, it wasn't like this, these things didn't seem to be so ordinary before, but now they seem so precious, the world is like this, and it's often lost to know how to cherish it.
Palaces, soft collapses, beautiful women, delicacies. Now the temple is broken, the haystack, the old monk, hungry. Thinking about all this, I was very unwilling, and secretly told myself in my heart that what I lost must be taken back.
Wan Idiot was not his usual lively appearance at this time, and he accompanied him in a daze without saying a word, thinking that his current state of mind was the same as Han Zhen's.
It was silent for a while, eerily quiet, except for the sound of the cold wind blowing the door open.
Han Zhen went out and closed the door, the cold wind that came in was a little lesser, and the moment the door was closed, it seemed to have a hint of home. turned around and came back to comfort Wan Idiot and said: "Master, don't be depressed, we have this broken temple to live in, if we are outside, I don't know how many times colder, look at the angry north wind outside, at least it is colder than last night." ”
Wan Idiot smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, today we fell into this field, in fact, we blame me for being too reckless and not thoughtful enough, I am guilty, I deserve death, you kill me." ”
Han Zhen continued to sit down side by side with him on the haystack, and said with a smile: "Master Wan, at this time, you don't want to stage any more bitter scenes, you know that I can't kill you, I have always treated you as a friend." Besides, slaughtering a monk in the temple is obviously too unlucky. ”
As he was talking, there were footsteps outside, and the door was kicked open with a "pass".
I don't know what the other party is about, the two of them try to keep their breath weak, and they don't let them find the two of them.
"Bodhisattva, I'm here, that's right, it's me, you open your eyes and take a good look at me. Little woman Chunting. The visitor said in an eager tone. It was a woman, and the tone of her voice seemed unusually excited.
Han Zhen thought, it's a woman, this is easy to do, and he thought that it was some kind of Jiangyang thief, in case he came to rob, and saw that he didn't have any money on the two of them, maybe he would kill the two of them by the way.
Wan Idiot thought the same thing, and the two of them relaxed a lot, and they wanted to get out from under the Buddha platform.
With a "whoosh", the woman suddenly flew to a high place.
The statue of the Bodhisattva here is more than a foot high, and she is probably standing on the shoulder of the Bodhisattva when she listens to the voice.
Seeing that the other party was good, the two hurriedly retreated quietly.
This Chunting really stood on the Bodhisattva's shoulder, and soon rode directly on the Bodhisattva's neck.
This time, her emotions were even more excited, and her voice trembled a little and said, "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, you didn't help me in any of the eight things I asked you to bless before, and I can't bear you anymore today." Taste my awesomeness. ”
With a "snap", the Bodhisattva's head was knocked off by her.
Wan Idiot was furious in his heart, resentful of how this woman could be so disrespectful to the Bodhisattva, and wanted to stand up and reason with her.
Han Zhen simply arrested him.
At this time, several monks came in from outside, one holding a torch in his hand, and the other holding a monk's stick.
A monk angrily rushed to this Chunting and said, "You banshee, you are really here to destroy the Buddha statue." Today, we will subdue demons and eliminate demons here, and send you to the western heavens. ”
Chun Ting jumped down from the Buddha statue, smiled disdainfully at a few monks, and said contemptuously: "I have no place to vent my resentment in my stomach, so I just use a few of you to vent my anger." ”
This scene seemed strange and exciting, Han Zhen and Wan Idiot finally couldn't help it, and quietly poked their heads out to see what was going on.
The two of them looked carefully by the light of the fire, a total of four monks, this woman named Chunting was about twenty-five or sixteen years old, the complexion on her face was very white and tender, white and tender was a little abnormal, at first glance it seemed to be very beautiful, and then looked closely, the more you looked, the more terrifying it became.
Of the four monks, one is older, and the other three are younger.
Chun Ting easily jumped down from the Buddha statue of Ruogao, and a cold light flashed in her eyes, sweeping towards the four monks.
Seeing that she was abnormal, with a strange appearance, like a ghost, the four monks were obviously a little afraid, and slowly retreated backwards.
The three little monks didn't say a word, their faces showed a look of horror, and when they saw Chunting's demonic appearance, they knew that she was very difficult to deal with, and they really regretted coming to this trip.
The old monk was obviously afraid of this banshee, and blinked his eyes and said: "Female donor, it seems that we have a misunderstanding, I just heard that there are monsters here, stealing tribute, and destroying Buddha statues, it seems that you must not be a monster." ”
Han Zhen and Wan Idiot secretly laughed, thinking that these monks would really see the wind and rudder, thinking that he would be righteous and awe-inspiring and die generously, who knew that this would be the case.
Chun Ting didn't buy his account, approached him a few steps, patted him on the shoulder and said, "No misunderstanding, I am the banshee in your mouth, I have done all the wrong things you just said, how about it, do you old monk want to lower me." ”
The old monk was even more frightened when he saw her hand stretched out, and saw that this hand was very slender and slender, so thin that it seemed that only the bones inside were left, and the length was twice that of ordinary people's fingers.
The old monk simply knelt down in front of the banshee with a "plop" this time, and begged for mercy: "Female benefactor, the old man has explained many times, you are definitely not a monster, why do you just refuse to believe yourself." ”
The banshee Chunting grabbed one of the old monk's hands and put it on her red lips, "Well, it's very good." Her expression was greedy, and then she said: "It seems that this demon queen doesn't eat your hand, and you don't want to believe that I'm a monster." ”
The old monk tried to take his hand back, and said with an even more frightened expression: "Female benefactor, don't, this hand of the old man has been opened, and if you want to destroy it, that is to say, if you destroy the Buddha and Bodhisattva, you must think twice." If you're hungry, wouldn't it be better for me to order my apprentice to go outside and give you a few chicken paws to come back. ”
Chun Ting grabbed his hand tighter, put it on her face, and said with a weird smile on her expression: "How about the old monk, you touch my face, see if it is slippery, tender or not, this is your last chance to touch it, I am afraid that I will never be able to touch it again in the future." ”
The old monk was so frightened that his voice trembled and said: "Donor, your face is indeed smooth and tender, and beautiful, very beautiful, but it is a little cold, cold and cold, is it uncomfortable, if you are not feeling well, you should quickly find a doctor to see, this fever can be big or small." ”
Chunting smiled and said: "You old monk is so cute, I am embarrassed to swallow, I'm sorry, your hand can only be used as a supper." ”
Han Zhen whispered to Wan Idiot: "It turns out that he is really a monster, Master Wan, you don't knock on the wooden fish to subdue the demon." ”
Wan Idiot looked straight at Chun Ting with the moonlight, and replied to Han Zhen: "Your Majesty, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful monster, and it's too cheap for him to eat that old thief's hand." Or rather, it was his pleasure at all. If this banshee wants to eat me, I will definitely laugh and give it to her. ”
Han Zhen pushed him angrily, and just as he was about to persuade him to help the old monk again, he started talking again.
The old monk pointed to the apprentices behind him casually, and said to Chunting: "Female benefactor, if you want to be hungry, eat my apprentices, they are still young, white and tender, you ...... You can eat wherever you want, not to mention your hands, just hold your thighs and gnaw them as lamb legs!"