Chapter 2 Seniors, I Can't Take It Off Again...
Solipsism.
on the tree-lined paths.
After seeing a beam of brilliant light actually shooting into Wang Ran's mind, the two black-clothed killers glanced at each other, and they both saw the doubts in each other's eyes.
"What's that?"
"I don't know, I'm afraid there is an ambush!"
"That's right, let's observe first!"
"Don't act rashly!"
......
This way.
In Wang Ran's mind, a virtual image of the system appeared, and the first thing he did was to ask, "Why did it take you so long to appear?"
As a traverser, there is indeed a benefit, but this benefit will inevitably appear too late, right?
If I don't show up today, Lao Tzu will have to burp and get a boxed lunch, if Lao Tzu gets a boxed lunch, the 100 million girls who have a crush on me will not have to die of sadness?
Therefore, Wang Ran criticized him very harshly: "Do you know how much of a delay I have because of you? Let me tell you, you must take full responsibility for this matter, and if you don't compensate me for 1.8 million top-level Dao Fa, I won't finish with you!"
System: "......"
Wang Ran hurriedly said: "Speak!"
"Dingdong, this system does not accept touching porcelain. ”
"Ding-dong, the host's-and-egg urine has been detected, and the system has automatically selected the Shameless mode for you!"
Wang Ran was stunned.
Shameless mode?
What the hell is this?
Just listen to the introduction of the system: "In this mode, as long as the host behaves shamelessly and has no bottom limit, it can obtain Dao points. ”
When Wang Ran heard this, he was not happy at that time.
"Who is shameless? Who has no bottom limit? I am one of the top ten outstanding young people in our city!"
“......”
Although the system did not speak, the strong contempt still made Wang Ran feel it.
"Forget it, stop talking nonsense, tell me what the hell is going on with this system?"
"Ding Dong, all operations in this system need to be completed by Dao values!"
What is the value of preaching?
Wang Ran frowned and looked at the virtual screen with his mind.
Sure enough, several areas have been demarcated above.
Sweepstakes, malls, backpacks, and so on.
Wang Ran looked at the first option.
Lottery: Consume a little Dao value to operate, and you can randomly draw a reward.
(Note: If you consume 10 Dao points, you can activate the Dao lottery function, and you can get a random Dao method.) )
Mall: The interior contains any kind of commodity in the world, only what you can't think of, nothing we can't do, only you have enough Taoist value!
There are only these two areas to observe, and as for the backpack, it is empty.
"Dingdong, it was detected that the host has a little Dao value, is it a lottery?"
Needless to say?
I'm sure I'm going to smoke it!
Wang Ran nodded immediately and chose to confirm.
In front of him, the compass on the lottery function began to rotate rapidly, and after a while, I saw a flash of light, and a round green thing appeared out of thin air.
"Ding-dong, congratulations to the host for drawing an enhanced grenade!"
What...... What an egg?
Hand grenade?
I'll fuck your sister!
What the hell!
Why do grenades appear in the world of Xianxia!
Wang Ran felt a pain in the egg.
He looked down and carefully looked at the round object in his hand, and there was a pull ring on the top, which looked like it was indeed a grenade.
There is also a specially written enhanced version of the words on it.
However, if a grenade appears in the world of Xianxia, are you sure it's okay?
Just as Wang Ran was pondering, the two black-clothed killers on the opposite side saw him bowing their heads in a daze, and their eyes suddenly flashed with murder.
"This kid doesn't take my two brothers too seriously!"
"Hmph, I look like a nerd!"
"Yes, kill him, go back and get the reward!"
The two men looked at each other for a moment, then raised their long swords and went straight to the king.
Wang Ran heard the footsteps and didn't have time to continue thinking, so he had to take the dead horse as a live horse doctor, open the insurance, and throw the grenade out.
A swipe.
After a flash of greenery, the grenade was grabbed by the man in black with his bare hands.
He looked down and sneered: "Carving insect skills, do you think that with this little secret weapon, you can hurt me?"
Wang Ran, who was not far away, was also stunned when he saw his move, "Eh, that thing can't be picked up with ...... hand."
The man in black looked up to the sky and laughed: "What if I take it?"
"Okay, you can take it, but you must not pinch it with your hands......"
"Joke, you can't pinch it, you can't pinch it, I'm biased!" The man in black sneered even more when he heard this, and really pinched it hard.
Wang Ran was shocked when he saw it, and hurriedly stepped back a few meters to distance himself.
The man in black said disdainfully: "Brave mouse, what can I do if I pinch this thing? Can it still be blown up? It's not that nothing ...... anything."
Before the words fell, I only heard a loud "boom", and the fire was monstrous in an instant!
The entire bamboo forest was under the fierce power of this grenade, and the wind was fierce, and the position of the man in black was the first to bear the brunt, black smoke billowing and smoke filled.
"Ahem. ”
After half a ring, Wang Ran coughed and looked at the position.
I saw a large pit full of cracks appear on the ground, and the black-clothed killer who was originally standing there disappeared without a trace, leaving only a few strands of torn cloth floating down in the air.
In the middle of the pit, there is also a pile of black ash.
The corners of Wang Ran's mouth twitched, good guy, this is directly fried into powder!
That's a monk in the foundation building period, and he can't withstand a blow under this grenade!
At this time, another black-clothed killer was also dumbfounded, because he was far away, he narrowly escaped, but he was still seriously injured and spilled blood.
He wiped the black ash on his face, looked at Wang Ran in shock, and shouted in fear: "You... What did you do to my big brother?"
Wang Ran became angry at this time, and suddenly his chest straightened, and he shouted: "Why, do you also want to taste the power of my super invincible thunderbolt grenade?"
Super Invincible Thunderbolt Grenades?
It's hard to hear the name!
The black-clothed killer looked at the terrifying power of the mysterious secret weapon, as well as the shocking pit, and after measuring his own strength, he was immediately stunned.
Immediately clenched his fists with a sad face, and said softly, "Senior, everything is a misunderstanding, senior!"
Wang Ran was slightly stunned when he saw this, and then he was a little embarrassed, pointed to the pile of black ash, and groaned: "Then your eldest brother's death ......"
"He deserved his death!" The man in black suddenly became extremely angry and rebuked loudly, "This despicable villain dared to sneak attack his predecessors, he died a good death!
"The predecessor is a genius who has not been born for thousands of years, and he is righteous and generous, and his righteousness is thin and cloudy, and he actually did something to assassinate, it is really not a pity to die! Thank you, Lord for cleaning up the door for my family......
This man in black is also a talent, and he scolded his eldest brother and ancestors for eighteen generations, and the more he scolded, the more he became more and more indignant.
Wang Ran coughed lightly twice, and interrupted a little shyly: "What, don't scold first, first compensate me for mental damages." ”
"Ahh
Wang Ran said seriously: "Yes, but I am a very benevolent person, so you don't have to worry that I will slander you, just give 10,000 pieces of spirit jade to me." ”
Lingyu, that is, the jade containing aura, is usually used as a currency used for trading in this Xianxia world.
The black-clothed man's face was suddenly extremely embarrassed, and he said, "Senior, I... I really don't have that much spirit jade, there are a total of twenty pieces on my body, see if you can ......"
"Needless to say!" Wang Ran suddenly raised his hand and interrupted: "I know your difficulties, don't worry, I'm a righteous and generous person, I'll make an exception today to give you a twenty percent discount at a time, and I'll take your twenty pieces of spirit jade first, as for the remaining more than seven thousand yuan, you can use the rest of your life to pay it back slowly." ”
"Before... Senior, you are really righteous and a model for our generation!"
Hearing Wang Ran's words, the black-clothed killer's heart was dripping blood, and a smile that was more ugly than crying appeared on his face, and he trembled and handed over the twenty pieces of spirit jade.
After Wang Ran took it without blushing or heartbeat, his eyes suddenly froze, "Huh, what do you wear around your neck?"
"Before... Senior, this is the villain's ancestral treasure jade necklace. ”
"Oh so, it's pretty good, I just want to go to the market one day to buy a necklace belt, you're good, it's quite suitable for you. Wang Ran patted him on the shoulder kindly.
The man in black was suddenly frightened, and quickly took off the necklace and said: "This jade pendant is definitely dusty with the villain, and today I will give it to you as soon as I see it with my predecessors!"
"Eh, that's not appropriate, right?" Wang Ran took the necklace a little shyly.
"Suitable, suitable. ”
"Alright then, I'll keep it for you, hey, your knife is good......"
"It's for seniors!"
The man in black didn't say a word, and directly presented the treasure knife of the second-grade spiritual weapon with both hands.
"Look, I'm just complimenting, why did you give it to me? Oh, what is this?"
"It's also for seniors!"
"By the way, where did you buy these shoes?"
"Senior, I'll take it off!"
“......”
A quarter of an hour later.
The man in black only had a big white pants left on his body, standing in the cold wind and shivering, snot and tears: "Senior, I really can't take it off anymore, and if I take it off again, it's gone!"
Wang Ran smiled harmlessly: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, you don't want this for me." ”
The black-clothed killer wanted to cry and hugged his fists without tears: "Many... Thank you seniors, seniors are really good people!"
Wang Ran said modestly: "Hey, low-key and low-key, that is, it's just a matter of duty." ”
"Senior, the villain retired first. ”
After the man in black finished speaking, without waiting for Wang Ran to agree, he turned around and hurriedly fled.
Wang Ran suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly shouted, "By the way, who sent you?"
But the man in black didn't answer at all, and almost fled at a deadly speed, for fear of being stripped of another layer of skin.
Wang Ran finally only saw a red chick tattoo on his flying arm.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host Wang Ran for his shameless success, and the reward is worth a little!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host Wang Ran for successfully blackmailing a sum of money, and the reward is worth two points!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for winning the title of 'Iron Rooster Plucking', and the reward is worth two points!"
After hearing the series of prompts in his mind, Wang Ran's face did not change, he jumped up, stood on the tip of a bamboo, and stood with his hands in his hands.
"The master is lonely, my Wang Ran snapped his fingers, and the black-clothed killer disappeared......"